#mortuary blogging

[mortuarymorticia]

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[ 09.09.2024. ]

happy september, studyblr ! 🍂🥮🍁

i cannot believe that next week are my midterm exams! this accelerated program is no joke. i’m on week four of my ten week fall term & i’m taking two huuuuuuuge, level three classes.

❔ : what’s ur biggest goal for this week?

embalming class : notes ( ✏️ ) / homework ( ✔️ )

funeral service management: notes ( ✔️ ) / paper ( ✔️ )

today’s to do list:

• embalming notes.

• fold & put away laundry.

• make kabobs for dinner.

• dishes.

• exfoliate & shave.

• work a shift.

🎧 : EWU true crime.

📖 : misery - stephen king.

👟 : 2,104 steps.

💧 : 64 oz.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[webby-mogai]

autocannibal

[pt: autocannibal /end pt]

autocannibalism

[pt: autocannibalism /end pt]

the practice of eating parts of one's own body.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of autocannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of self destruction, self devourment, impulse, hunger, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, mustard yellow, yellow, and a pale yellow. in the center of the flag is a pale yellow symbol outlined in a darker yellow. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

gustacannibal

[pt: gustacannibal /end pt]

gustatory cannibalism

[pt: gustatory cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human as a supplement to a regular diet. consuming human flesh as if it were any other kind of meat.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of gustatory cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of human consumption, regular consumption of human flesh, food preparation, hunger, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, bright orange, orange, and a pale orange. in the center of the flag is a pale orange symbol outlined in a darker orange. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

epicurecannibal

[pt: epicurecannibal /end pt]

epicurean cannibalism

[pt: epicurean cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human purely for taste or enjoyment.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of epicurean cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of sadism, the enjoyment of human flesh, satisfaction from consuming human meat, hunger, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, bright pink, pink, and a pale pink. in the center of the flag is a pale pink symbol outlined in a darker pink. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

medicannibal

[pt: medicannibal /end pt]

medical/medicinal cannibalism

[pt: medical/medicinal cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human to treat, cure or prevent disease.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of medical or medicinal cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of healing, medical iconography, disease, faith, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, dark blue, a desaturated medium blue, and a light blue. in the center of the flag is a light blue symbol outlined in a navy blue. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

innocannibal

[pt: innocannibal /end pt]

innocent cannibalism

[pt: innocent cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of unknowingly consuming human.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of innocent cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of innocence, a loss of innocence, hunger, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, light blue, a lighter blue, and a pale blue. in the center of the flag is a pale blue symbol outlined in a darker blue. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

survicannibal

[pt: survicannibal /end pt]

survival cannibalism

[pt: survival cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human out of necessity for survival.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of survival cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of fear, desperation, necessity, hunger, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, forest green, a more desaturated lighter green, and a pale green. in the center of the flag is a pale green symbol outlined in a darker forest green. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

aggricannibal

[pt: aggricannibal /end pt]

aggressive cannibalism

[pt: aggressive cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human as a form of terror or revenge against an enemy.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of aggressive cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of anger or rage, vengeance, violence, war, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, dark red, red, and a bright red. in the center of the flag is a bright red symbol outlined in a dark maroon. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

sacricannibal

[pt: sacricannibal /end pt]

sacrificial cannibalism

[pt: sacrificial cannibalism /end pt]

the act of consuming human as a form of sacrifice or ritual.

A gender connected to the practice or concept of sacrificial cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of sacrifice or ritual, tradition, mythology, magic, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, dark grey, a reddish grey, and black. in the center of the flag is a black symbol outlined in white. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

mortucannibal

[pt: mortucannibal /end pt]

mortuary cannibalism

[pt: mortuary cannibalism /end pt]

the practice of consuming human as a part of mourning or honoring the dead

A gender connected to the practice or concept of mortuary cannibalism. This could be in a literal or metaphorical sense, involving aspects of mourning, reverence for the dead, celebration of the dead, love, etc.

[id: a rectangular with 13 horizontal lines. the 1st, 2nd, 12th, and 13th line are triangular. the 4th and 10th line are wavy, and the rest are straight. line sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 thick, 9 medium, 2 thick. the 4th line has been made to look like it is dripping from multiple spots. colors in this order starting from the top and reflected after the last listed color: maroon, a rich red, a more desaturated red, bright red, dark grey, grey, and a light grey. in the center of the flag is a whitish grey symbol outlined in black. the symbol is of a smiley face with a bite taken out of the top right of it. /end id]

[sacryficing]

is it bad if we don't want to switch to the octocon thing? /genq

we are a system of many and we've gotten so comfortable with simplyplural. our alters feel comfortable using it and it tool so long to set up in a way that works for us.

[ask-elwood-family-mortuary]

"you need bigger ceilings.. my horns are stuck.."

-🐈‍⬛

Awh honey, we have 7ft ceilings- Hold on I’ll grab the ladder and unstick ya.

[torchwood-dublin]

i saw your tag and raise tou: fidnt he wipe ur satabase? i think shes got somerhing to be morw pissed over than ur firewall, mate

…Shite

Someone shoot me before she has the chance too.

[morvantmortuary]

“Hi. I’m Rora Morvant. You want to know what I find genuinely scary?

Not bein’ able to vote, because I’m fuckin’ dead, and they don’t let dead people have Voter Registration.”

“Look. The country was nowhere close to perfect when I went into the ground in 2000. But imagine wakin’ up from a decades-long dirt nap and learnin’ about the roller coaster that was the last six elections all at the same time. My brother and my cousin only got me through my wikipedia binge to get myself up to speed with an IV drip of homemade sangria.

And now? Right now? With a little over a week until election day, and one of our options is a fuckin’ rape-y senile game show host? Does anyone else feel like they’ve lost their goddamn mind, or is that just me?? Is that just what passes for normal, now? Someone finds some sleazy idiot with the barest minimum brand relevance, stick their hand up his ass, and prop him up as a puppet in a position of power while convincin’ people that their voice is somehow bein’ denied if they don’t choose the most disgusting thing they could find at the rich person old folks’ home? You take a man that can probably barely remember the names of his own offspring and tell him he’s in charge of major policy decisions with regards to bodily autonomy? A man who can’t apply his own foundation properly, and make him out to be our best advocate on the world stage???

So, this spooky season, I, a revenant necromancer who cannot vote due to the small technicality of my bein’ dead, am beggin’ everyone who can vote to please, please, please, for the love of everythin’ both holy and unholy, don’t make livin’ here any more goddamn embarassin’ than it has to be. I’m dead, I can’t have a passport either, it’s not like a lot of us have options.

They even give you a little sticker if you go, if that sweetens the pot for anybody. Here’s what the one for Louisiana looks like this year:

It’s got a little crawdad in his Sunday best. That’s… cute, I guess.

Anyway. Point is, don’t let this place become any more of a horror story than it already is. Please. For those of us that can’t.

Or I swear to god, y’all.”

[This message approved and paid for by Rora Morvant.]

[yappacadaver]

like i am so serious any mortuary assistant besties who haven't heard of Insym... girl

This man is an unstoppable force of playing mort ass. he played the demo, he played the day one version, he played ending 6 as soon as it dropped, and he keeps on playing. He goes for all the lore, reads and listens to all of it, and makes theories with chat. He's the reason why I'm here getting carpal tunnel drawing old man hentai every night, please look (link to the playlist not just one vid)

Link

[wizard-coded]

. 。・゜✭・Introduction Post・✫゜・。.

Hello Everyone! This is my sideblog (my main blog is here: @hero-coded) for things such as Mortuary Science and Taxidermy (and other more grave topics. Hee hee- pun-)

Please be aware that this blog speaks about and reblogs things about d3ath, dy1ng, and animal d3ath in a scientific and educational way.

But if this stuff isn’t your cup of tea, please just Scroll On, and don’t upset yourself! 

Some Disclaimers and general Housekeeping Things: 

I am not an expert, I am just a guy who wants to learn about this stuff, thus I will reblogging content and memes (never making fun of the serious aspects but things that are lighthearted but Too Deep to put on my main blog) 

Please go give the OPs of stuff I reblog some love! 

If you are a: bigot, nastie, p3do, or general Unpleasant Person/neg Very disrespectfully Get Off of My Side blog. This side blog and main blog Supports and Stands with Palestine, the DR of Congo, and any of the other places experiencing gen0cides and tragedy. 

I may post/reblog some Scare Acting and or some horror content but that will be tagged as such. Please let me know if there is anything you need me to tag better! 

When sending asks, please be polite and courteous! Any impolite anons will be ignored or critiqued and any impolite users will be Blocked. 

That being said! Welcome to my Side blog!

[ring-the-phone]

ring ring

hello ? hello hello ?

welcome to my side blog ! the main system blog is @into-the-mortuary but i wanted to make my own blog !

my name is Scott, i’m a fictive host sourced from the phone guy from FNAF ! i’m source separated but i like to theme things so i’m keeping the themes !

i use he/him pronouns, and i’m 23 ! the body is also an adult !

whilst i am single, the system is taken, so i wont respond to any flirting !

endos, racists, transphobes, homophobes, sexists, and zionists DNI!!!

see you on the flip side !

(flags by @futurefishy)

(flag by @zero-templates)

[g4zdtechtv]

Cinematech's Trailer Park - The Mortuary Assistant: Definitive Edition (Multiplatform)

A night like no other.

[into-the-mortuary]

i spent ages trying to edit our blog theme and i have no clue if it’s done it, so if someone could please look on desktop and let me know if it looks all pretty now, that would be really nice,,, /nf

-🌸 [they/she]

[mortuarymorticia]

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 02.06.24. [ 1/3 ] final exams down. i'm so drained today. i had a huge task list that i'm slowly working my way through & i feel like i'm drowning in course evaluations & final exams & scholarship applications. my partner's grandmother passed away today so he's planning to go back home which means that for the first time since we've moved in together, i'll be in the home we've created together alone for a few days. i'm not looking forward to it, especially with my break coming up. how was everyone's first week of february? 🎧: voices - motionless in white. 📖: lo, streyga - jazlen bella. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[winter-jay-official]

Fuck it I want more opinions what r peoples fav indie horror games

[sacryficing]

a reminder that i'm a multi-sourced non-human host! if that bothers you, you can go ! or if my sources / 'species' bothers you, you can go too. here's that list : chrissy cunningham (STRANGER THINGS(i identify with this one the most)), sidney prescott from SCREAM (1996), fiona gallagher (SHAMELESS), and violet harmon (AHS). i'm a dhampir (half human half vampire)

[ask-elwood-family-mortuary]

”Is anybody currently experiencing gorgeous weather?”

”Olivander again, wondering if anybody else has had nice sunshine and then three days of constant thunderstorms too or maybe just for us lately. Do tell if you have something to say though.”

“By the way, I’m saying this once more, a friendly reminder; You in fact can absolutely suggest things to post in our asks. Also, have a good night, noon, and morning everybody.

[torchwood-dublin]

so! what have you learnt tonight?

…Torchwood is still the best, and don’t drink and blog aliens for the piss of it.