#moonyposting

[otacringe]

this is an appreciation post for gregor's little roach friend

[blubushie]

Ladies and femboys*, are you alone? Are you sad? Do you spend your nights at home, mourning the loss of your lively youth, wishing you could be young and reckless again? Are you looking for a good, sensitive man to bring that spark back into your life?

Then have I got the catch for you!

He is a mature adult** with some spunk! He'll sit and quietly*** listen to you bitch about your coworkers and job and your best mate's aunt's neighbour's dog! He's a strong man with a gentle heart! He'll follow you around like a lost puppy! He has one whole brain cell and he doesn't use it—except for sitting and shitting! That's right, this handsome fellow can sit! He can't do it on command, but boy can this lad sit!

And most importantly, he's TALL!****

Look at him, what a handsome fellow! And so polite!*****

*Trust me your gender identity doesn't matter as long as you're feminine. His one brain cell cannot tell the difference.

**By emu standards. By human standards he is more stupid than a toddler and can't even feed himself. But he loves baths! Give him space or he'll shake muddy water on you.

***He is quiet except for WINTER THROUGH TO THE END OF SPRING. During which he will grunt at dawn every morning for two hours and can be heard doing this from 500m. Seriously he sounds like a dinosaur.

****He is six foot even when he stands up in territorial displays.

*****Guard your fingers and shiny objects, he will steal and/or eat them. He ate an earring once.

[femmelone]

um. intro post

hiiii i'm moony/five/sebastian from @otacringe and this is my jojo sideblog or something. u can check my main for more info but for the basics i go by they/them or de/dem, i'm a minor, and i've been into jojo for about 4-5 years (i can't escape. it never ends.)

i don't really do long dni stuff but the same stuff that goes for my main goes here. no bigots, no proshippers, and no south park/hp/dsmp fans.

tag info below the cut:

general stuff (same as it is on my main) #moony speaks - for any general discussion/talk stuff. (about jojo ofc.) answered asks go here as well, and i'll probably tag those as asks or something. #moony's art - for any art i post #moonyposting - for shitposts or anything original that i don't deem worthy of being tagged as an actual textpost or art post #moony's ocs - stuff with ocs! each universe has its own tag also.

oc stuff #iron frontier - post-sbr storyline about the son of johnny's daughter in a universe where the wild west went on for. a lot longer i suppose. #rainbow rising - protag!shizuka part. set in the original timeline 25 years after diu. #squadraverse - technically the official name for this one is material world, but i'm just used to calling it this. protag!squadra au in its own independent timeline. trans girl melone centric. decent chance the characters from here might get their own tags as i love to ramble about them.

part-specific stuff since persona has kind of taken over my ability to use p3/p4/p5/etc. as abbreviations, you're getting these. im mostly a part 4-onwards guy though so don't expect as much of the first three #pb - part 1 #bt - part 2 #sdc - part 3 #diu - part 4 #gw - part 5 #so - part 6 #sbr - part 7 #jojolion - part 8 #jojolands - part 9

character-specific stuff i was gonna say oops all melone but i remembered im also the number one hayato co-protagonist truther so he gets one too #melwife - for her... #trans mel - for anything related to she/her mel that has some actual thought put into it on my part #hayato - self explanatory. i have no explanation for why i love this kid he's just cool

[smittyw]

moonyposting twice in a row cause iiiii didnt time this very well hahaa!! mr. invisible man, mr. cellophane

moonstone has a hard time keeping their physical form on the visible spectrum, so usually they depend on their mask and bells and extra layers a lot to be noticed. but thats not how he likes to be seen. so, practice is well underway on earth

[moon-riptide]

Reading Freud is a constant “Thanks I hate it”

[otacringe]

gay ghostface be like whats your favorite yaoi movie. is this anything

[otacringe]

happy wednesday

[otacringe]

i wanna smoke a blunt with these bitches

[otacringe]

spamton sacrifice from the lastest newsletter for those who need it

[otacringe]

meta knight: hnngh…. fight me, kirby! kirby: poyo =) king dedede:

[blubushie]

Watering the shitbird

[otacringe]

okay everybody go home i've found the most blatantly faked post on this site

[otacringe]

for only 65 dollars we can imprison your family members in this stupid fucking bracelet

[otacringe]

getting my computer fixed so I left a message on one of the demo iPads :3

[otacringe]

"oh no they're making a wuthering heights movie and it's going to be bad!" newsflash guys wuthering heights was never even that good. you know who HAS made a good adaptation of it though? korean game studio project moon, best known for their game lobotomy corporation-

[otacringe]

im having fun with these (ALSO WHY DOESN’T SUNNY HAVE AN ARTPIECE I HAD TO USE HER RENDER >:( )