#moony chaos

[moonys-chaos]

[uhhlifeig]

Sirius: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Remus: And here we have a capitalist. James: Did you just- Peter: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

[fourthemarauders]

Regulus: *dies*

Sirius: timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months

Lily: six weeks

James, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? REGULUS JUST DIED!

Remus, scratching his chin in thought: eight days

[fruitgravies]

sweet baby… this was so so so fun to draw. shoutout to the tens of vintage shaving cream ads i combed through to reference this

prints

[middle-earth-marauder]

AKA, no one told shadow babies kick lol (he's gonna blame this on it being sonic's heathen, but really, between the two of them, who regularly uses literally kicking ass as a way to express his feelings???? c'mon shads that lil kicky gremlin is all yours-)

wanted to do something fluffy and quick tonight so here have a sketch of my favorite pregnant dumbass while i convince myself to go back to the comic pages lol

[kingstarkingslay]

THE BET

The Gryffindor common room was alive with the usual chaos of a Friday evening. James Potter, ever the ringleader, was sprawled on the rug by the fire, tossing a Snitch in the air and catching it with lazy precision. Peter Pettigrew was attempting to balance a stack of Chocolate Frog cards on his nose, while Remus Lupin, ever the picture of calm, was curled up in an armchair with a book. Sirius Black, however, was in rare form—lounging on the sofa with his trademark smirk, regaling a group of fourth-years with some exaggerated tale of his latest Quidditch victory.

“And then I pulled a Wronski Feint so sharp, even James here nearly fell off his broom!” Sirius declared, throwing his arms wide for dramatic effect. The fourth-years giggled, clearly enchanted by his charisma.

James rolled his eyes. “You wish, Padfoot. That was me, and you know it.”

Sirius waved him off. “Details, details. The point is, I’m brilliant.”

Remus glanced up from his book, a small smile playing on his lips. “Modesty has never been your strong suit, has it, Sirius?”

Sirius turned to him, his grin widening. “Ah, Moony, you wound me. But I suppose I’ll forgive you—you’re far too pretty to stay mad at.”

Remus rolled his eyes, but the faint blush creeping up his neck betrayed him. James, noticing this, sat up suddenly, an idea sparking in his mind.

“Oi, Padfoot,” James called, a mischievous glint in his eye. “I’ve got a bet for you.”

Sirius raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Go on.”

“I bet you can’t go a week without flirting with Remus.”

The common room fell silent for a moment, all eyes turning to James. Even Remus looked up from his book, his expression a mix of amusement and mild horror.

Sirius scoffed. “Please. That’s child’s play. I could do it in my sleep.”

James smirked. “Oh, really? Then you won’t mind putting your money where your mouth is. A week, no flirting with Moony. If you can do it, I’ll do your homework for a month. If you can’t, you have to clean the Quidditch locker rooms—alone—for the rest of the term.”

Sirius hesitated for a fraction of a second, then shrugged. “Deal. But you’re going to regret this, Prongs. I’m a man of incredible self-control.”

Remus snorted, earning a mock glare from Sirius. “We’ll see about that,” James said, leaning back with a satisfied grin.

The next morning, Sirius was determined to prove James wrong. He woke up early, dressed meticulously, and even combed his hair (a rare occurrence). He was going to be the picture of restraint and professionalism. No flirting. None whatsoever.

But then Remus walked into the Great Hall.

He was wearing a soft, oversized sweater that slipped off one shoulder, revealing a collarbone that Sirius had never noticed before. His hair was tousled from sleep, and he had a book tucked under one arm. He looked, in a word, irresistible.

Sirius swallowed hard and quickly looked down at his toast. "Morning, Moony," he said, his voice slightly strangled.

"Morning," Remus replied, sliding into the seat across from him. He opened his book and began reading, completely oblivious to the internal crisis he’d just caused.

James, sitting next to Sirius, smirked. "You okay there, mate? You look a bit… flustered."

"I’m fine," Sirius muttered, stabbing a sausage with more force than necessary.

Peter, sitting on Remus’s other side, decided to join in on the fun. "Hey, Moony," he said, leaning in closer than necessary. "You look really nice today. That sweater suits you."

Remus looked up, surprised. "Oh. Thanks, Wormtail."

Sirius’s head snapped up, his eyes narrowing. "What are you doing, Peter?"

Peter blinked innocently. "What? I’m just complimenting Moony. Is that not allowed?"

Sirius opened his mouth to retort but caught himself just in time. He couldn’t flirt with Remus, but that didn’t mean he had to sit there and watch Peter do it. "Whatever," he muttered, shoving another bite of toast into his mouth.

James and Peter took turns showering Remus with attention, much to Sirius’s growing frustration. James would casually drape an arm over Remus’s shoulders during class, whispering jokes that made Remus laugh. Peter would offer to carry Remus’s books or fetch him tea from the kitchen. And Remus, bless him, seemed completely unaware of the effect he was having on Sirius.

But Remus wasn’t entirely innocent. Unintentionally, he began doing things that drove Sirius absolutely mad. He’d roll up his sleeves to reveal his forearms, lean in just a little too close when they were studying together, or bite his lip in concentration while reading. It was all completely innocent, but to Sirius, it felt like torture.

By the third day, James and Peter had fully embraced their roles as chaos agents. They took turns complimenting Remus at every opportunity, much to Sirius’ growing frustration.

“Moony, your hair looks amazing today,” James said loudly during Transfiguration. “What’s your secret?”

“Oh, you know,” Remus replied, running a hand through his curls. “Just good genes, I suppose.”

Sirius’ eye twitched.

Later, Peter “accidentally” dropped his quill, and when Remus bent down to pick it up, Peter whistled. “Nice view.”

“PETER!” Sirius shouted, earning a glare from Professor McGonagall. During Charms, Peter “accidentally” spilled ink all over Remus’s parchment, forcing him to take off his jumper to avoid staining it. Remus, now in just his white button-down shirt, rolled his eyes but didn’t seem to mind. Sirius, however, looked like he was about to spontaneously combust.

“Pete, you’re a genius,” James whispered, giving Peter a discreet high-five.

By day five, Sirius was at his breaking point. Remus had started sitting closer to him in class, their knees brushing under the table. He’d also taken to whispering jokes in Sirius’s ear, his breath warm against Sirius’s skin. It was maddening.

The final straw came during a game of Exploding Snap in the common room. Remus, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor, leaned forward to play his card, his face inches from Sirius’s. Sirius could smell the faint scent of chocolate and parchment that always seemed to cling to him.

“Your move, Padfoot,” Remus said softly, his eyes locking with Sirius’s.

Sirius’s brain short-circuited. Without thinking, he blurted out, “You’re bloody gorgeous, you know that?”

The room went silent. James and Peter stared at him, wide-eyed, while Remus’s lips curved into a slow, triumphant smile.

“I believe that counts as flirting,” Remus said, his voice dripping with satisfaction.

Sirius groaned, burying his face in his hands. “I hate all of you.”

James burst out laughing. “Looks like you just lost, Padfoot!”

Sirius glared at him. “This was a setup.”

“Of course it was,” Remus said, leaning back with a smug grin. “And you walked right into it.”

Sirius sighed, but he couldn’t help the small smile that tugged at his lips. “Fine. You win. But just so you know, Moony, you’re a menace.”

Remus’s smile softened, and he reached out to ruffle Sirius’s hair. “And you’re adorable when you’re flustered.”

Sirius’s heart skipped a beat, and he decided then and there that losing the bet was worth it if it meant seeing Remus smile like that.

Later that night, as they all settled into their beds, Sirius leaned over to Remus. “You know,” he said quietly, “if you wanted me to flirt with you, you could’ve just asked.”

Remus chuckled, his eyes warm in the dim light. “Where’s the fun in that?”

Sirius shook his head, a fond smile on his face. “You’re impossible.”

“And yet you love me anyway,” Remus teased.

Sirius’s smile widened. “Yeah. I really do.”

And with that, he leaned in and kissed him, the bet forgotten as the two of them lost themselves in the moment.

[moonsfantasyworld]

I like randomly charging my friends a cookie tax where they must feed me a cookie, if no cookie I shall offer another way of payment or I bite, this is chosen randomly depending if I wanna bite or not :] I thought it would be nice to include you on my wacky ritual

THERES A COOKIE TAX????

[moonie-moon-o7]

Ghost Jason Todd headcannons.

I dare you. Do it pussy.

Bestie, why are you doing this to me. Now I'm gonna have to make this and weep while we're on call😭😭😭

Fineee, our bby just now realizing he's a ghost starts now!

the day after his death, he was basically baffled, wondering how he was still alive.

he was walking around, wondering why everyone seemed sad

His room stayed untouched, despite already being practically empty, except for a bed and a shelf full of book

The dogs and cats he was taking care of in the street seemed sad, and he couldn't wrap his head around why that was

then the "funeral" happened, and the fact he was dead hit him like a brick, and it destroyed him.

He didn't even get a proper burial, and not many showed up for him.

Dick couldnt even be there, because he didn't know about what happened to his (adopted) little brother

Barbara knew, but couldn't show up for some reason

The only person who was fully there for his funeral was alfred

Bruce was there, but he wasn't fully there mentally..

He was mostly sad that a kid died because of him

But he had gaslit himself into thinking it wasn't fully his fault, after all he wasn't there.

Jason resented Bruce with his entire being for not saving him that day.

This was a joke ask from my bestie, we love angst, pls do not murder me. Most of this is canon.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Sirius gets Remus jealous on purpose whereas James just kinda stumbles upon things that make Regulus jealous and that’s why when they go out clubbing they are absolute menaces

Like they go out and party and dance with everyone because they’re having fun and it doesn’t mean anything

Cut to remus and regulus attempting to burn down the building

[moonsfantasyworld]

The following contains spoilers for beast yeast ep8, do not read if you have yet to finish the chapter

this is your last warning!

dont read this if u havent finished it yet!!! OK SO im starting with what i liked and then i'll get to the things that i have a bit of issues with

I genuinly enjoyed the chapter a lot!!! the dynamic between black sapphire and candy apple is very interesting and silly (the siblings fr), and the situation between PV and SM its very interesting, complex and fun to anilyse.

I LOVED seeing sm being desperate and in complete denial of his situation, that he is lonely, i really wanted to see him in such a vulnerable state and i got what i wanted and it was wonderful

The way SM noticed fast how the soul jam was full on connected to its owner was, as well, something very interesting to me. Me personally it came off as a mad scientists toying around with his lab rat, trying to see how much he could push him, its complex and it can be interpreted in different ways

Finally getting the full blown confirmation SM did not stalk PV as a kid was also refreshing. It had been alwasy clear to me it was all just a lie and sm toying with pv's mind completly, but a lot of you, AND I MEAN A LOT OF YOU, lack basic reading comprehension and knowing how to read a room

we are in the kingdom of lies

deceit

we cannot complelty trust shadow milk on his words or what he does, he is NOT a reliable source, ever

i liked that we didnt get to actually see past SM, its an interesting choice since we sort of saw the ones of the previous ones (mystic talked about her past and has statues and we saw burning spice the moment he broke)

Also the whole update feels like SM is having a lot of personal beef with the world, specially the witches. They were brought up like, twice and he always mentions it with so much loathing. I cant wait to see whats to come and to see their past

bUT this points being said

First off, i am kinda disssapointed PV isnt more angry towards SM, it would of been interesting to see the two fight and THEN Pv tries to offer him a helping hand, an opportunity to fix his issues, im at least glad sm didnt instantly get redeemed tho and part of me hopes he doesnt

The ending felt a bit rushed, but this seems to just be a recurring issue in beast yeast apparently :/, like, its not BAD bad, but it leaves you with a small feeling of ''that's it?''' and a small slap to the face, the pacing was good until a bit near the end

Speaking of the ending i was surprised we didnt get any extra scenes like we usually get. I really would have wanted to see the group arriving back at the kingdom, or pv thinking about what he saw in sm's memories, HELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERESTING CHANGE TO SEE SHADOW MILK'S THOUGHT AFTER IT ALL

Im also increidbly dissapointed fandom wise. The amount of posts i've seen of people not tagging things properly or tagging and then reblogging something that isnt tagged is dissapointing and kinda pissing me off a lot

now, im putting this near the end bcs its a PERSONAL NIT PICK

i am not against shadowvanilla, never was, never will. The artists are extremly creative and often create very beautiful pieces of art and i admire them a lot for this, along side the fact I GET WHY THEY LIKE IT, WHY ITS POPULAR, IS A FUN, INTERESTING SHP DYNAMIC THAT EVEN I HAVE ENJOYED IN THE PAST. im stating this cause im worried what i will say will come off as me hating the ship

The update hadnt come across to me as shippy up until the very last few levels with Pv saying they were meant to be together, and how he paused for a moment before saying friends a bit (altough this can also be interpreted as him heasitating to offer this as well)

i honestly like a lot the interpretation of them being teacher and student, i like shadow milk being pv's mentor and that's how the update had felt TO ME, if you know me i have an au were pv is sm's adopted son in an universe were he didnt corrupt completly and gave up his duties as an ancient hero, this being said

I dont like how the fandom instantly is taking the word submisive as something sexual, i dispise how sexualised the word has become and how it cannot be used in other ways often, and i wish some of the wording could be taken as something more than potential ''love obessision''

i kinda wish we could explore dynamics like this without needing it to be shipping, to me it didnt feel like there was necesarrly any romantic feelings of any sort, obbsesive? absolutly, but to me this is all SM trying to push pv to become like him bcs he is LONELY, at that point you dont care if its romantic or platonic, you just want SOMEONE so you arent alone

something something, this is something i wish it was in general, this isnt just about this ship in specific but many others in many different fandoms

seeing so much shipping has honestly made me struggle a bit sometimes to understand the differences between platonic and romantic DX but that's something me and myself alone has to work on on my own, no one is responsible and im just ranting at this point about personal nit picks

perhaps im just being in denial rn about it and being addmitedly kind of a pissy baby, im still processing the update after all.

again i dont have anything against shadowvanilla shippers, at least i dont think i do and i hope it does not come across compleltly as such

maybe some of my thoughts might change with time, maybe they wont and i'll just stay stubborn who knows

that being said this is the one and only time i will bring this up regarding shipping as i do not want to stir the pot till it boils and be dumb about HEADCANONS

TLDR: some nitpicks about headcanons but in general i think the update was really good in general, love the new sprites. 8.5/10 (kinda want to make it a 9 but im on the fence about that jksdbgfk)

[moonsfantasyworld]

[moonys-chaos]

You guys are forgetting something so extremely important to me. There is a nebula called the soul nebula, do you get where I’m going?? It is also next to the heart nebula, do you understand? Go run wild with ideas now, draw, write, anything !

Bottom left is IC 1848 (The Soul Nebula) and the top right is IC 1805 (Heart Nebula)

[wo1fst4r]

Marauders in an Internet Café

Sirius: Blasting David Bowie songs on the speakers he somehow connected to his computer. He’s vibing way too hard and keeps asking random strangers if they’ve ever heard anything so brilliant. “Oi, listen to this! Muggles are geniuses!” Every so often, he pauses to turn to Remus and say, “This bloke could totally be a wizard, don’t you think?”

James: Desperately trying to search for anything about Quidditch but growing increasingly frustrated because all he’s getting are articles about “Quidditch World Cup” being some fictional sport. He’s muttering, “What d’you mean it’s fictional? These Muggles have no idea what they’re on about.” He’s furiously typing into the search bar: QUIDDITCH REAL EVIDENCE

Remus: Calmly typing away as he emails Grant Chapman. He’s the only one using the café for its intended purpose. Every so often, he looks up and glares at Sirius for blasting music or James for slamming the keyboard. “Could you NOT make this place a circus for five minutes? Some of us are trying to actually use this technology.”

Peter: Absolutely fascinated by the fact that he can play games on the computer. He’s discovered Minesweeper and has absolutely no clue how it works but is determined to win anyway. He clicks wildly and then jumps every time he hits a bomb. “This game is rigged! The Muggles have it out for me!” Later, he stumbles onto a random flash game site and is now obsessed with trying to beat high scores.

Meanwhile, they’ve collectively caused a minor scene. The café owner is watching them like a hawk because of the loud music, James is so close to getting locked out of his computer for spamming “real Quidditch facts,” and Remus is the only one keeping them from getting kicked out entirely.

Peter suddenly yells, “I WON!” and everyone claps—even Sirius, who has no idea what’s happening.

[fruitgravies]

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

i’m illustrating and writing a WEBCOMIC, titled CHAOS THEORY.

chaos theory is a (very) queer, coming-of-age drama that follows a young man growing up in the italian mob in modern day NYC. he’s extremely disillusioned with his day to day antics, even moreso when he finds the ghosts of his past and the skeletons in his closet catching up to him.

i will be announcing where it’ll be published in the near future, as well as posting the first full chapter for free. i’ve been working on this story for a LONG time now, and am deep in draft work. i’m very excited to share this with you guys!!!

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Incorrect Quote compilation with the Marauders!!

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!

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Sirius: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?

Remus : Please don’t get arrested.

Sirius: No promises! <3

James: Why not both? Get creative!

Sirius: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Remus : Please don’t encourage him, James.

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Sirius: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run. Remus: Minding his own business, looking for tortilla chips. Remus: Finds tortilla chips. Peter, to James: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, James!

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Remus: Can you please just apologize to James? Sirius: Fine, but I have to warn you that this may make me a nicer, better person and that is not who you feel in love with.

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James: What are you drinking? Sirius: Vodka. James: Straight? Sirius: No, gay. Why?

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Peter: What state do you live in? Remus : I live in a state of constant anxiety.

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Remus, staring lovingly at Sirius: I would die for you. Sirius, doing their own thing: Then perish.

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Peter: Do you think different paints have different tastes? James: They do. Remus: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Sirius: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Sirius drunkenly wanders around the house and James is drunkenly giggling Remus, completely sober: sighs Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Peter. Peter, going to their room: Nope, just you. shuts door

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James: Pick a card, any card. Remus: Fine. James: Wait, that's my credit card! Remus: You said any card.

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Peter: Do you have a self-care routine? Sirius: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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James, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it" after Sirius and Remus had been up all night: I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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Peter: How the hell did you crash the car?! Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Peter: … Remus, with a exasperated smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen...

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Remus, looking at a selfie of Sirius’: I hate this photo. Sirius: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Remus: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Sirius: Up to kindness.

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James (discussing Regulus ): I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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Sirius: Where are you going? Peter: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Sirius: About to do something incredibly stupid James: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Remus: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Sirius: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Remus: Oh- Sirius: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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James: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch! Padfoot: just stands there Peter: He didn’t do it. James: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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James: Remus won’t come out of their room! Sirius: Just tell them I said something. James: Like what? Sirius: Anything factually incorrect. James, shrugging: If you say so. Remus, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Remus: What's gone wrong, Peter? Peter: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Remus: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Peter: Well… There’s a crisis.

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Arriving late to transfiguration (take this as ship or random bullshit; whatever you wish) Remus: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted. James: I'm stuff! Peter: I'm got distracted! Sirius: We had sex.

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James: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Remus : Ladies, gentlemen and Sirius, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Peter: A llama? Remus : No. Peter: A baby llama? Remus : No! Peter: A baby llama with a little hat on? Remus : NO!

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Sirius: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

[kingstarkingslay]

MARAUDERS ERA YOUTUBE CAPTIONS

If the Marauders/Skittles had YouTube channels back at Hogwarts

The Marauders

How to Ruin Snape's Day Without Really Trying (Spoiler: It’s Way Too Easy)

“Why put in effort when you can just exist?”

#SnapeHatesUs #PrankMasters #MarauderMischief #SnivellusSucks

How to Get Caught by McGonagall and Still Look Innocent

“If you look confused enough, she might just believe it.”

#McGonagallVsMarauders #InnocentButNotReally #CaughtButStillCool #MarauderLuck

Cursed Broomstick Races: Who Will Win? Spoiler: Not Remus

“Remus: "I didn’t know this was a speed competition!"”

#BroomstickRaces #RemusFails #MarauderCompetitions #WizardingRacing

The Ultimate Marauder’s Map Tour

“A guide to sneaking around Hogwarts without getting caught. We’re basically professionals.”

#MarauderMap #SecretPassages #HogwartsHacks

The Marauders Try Muggle Technology: Expect Chaos

“We had no idea what we were doing. But Sirius thought phones were hilarious.”

#MuggleFail #MagicVsTech #MarauderConfusion

How to Befriend a Ghost (And Why You Probably Shouldn’t)

“This week, we invited Nearly Headless Nick for tea. The conversation went… well, horribly.”

#GhostAdventures #MarauderMagic #HauntingHilarity

We Tried to Have a Serious Conversation… It Didn’t Go Well

“Sirius tried to be profound. James interrupted with a bad pun. Remus tried to leave.”

#MarauderConfessions #NoSeriousTalkAllowed #SiriusHasAHeart

Sirius vs. James: Who’s the Better Wizard?

“Spoiler: Remus is the real winner. But let’s watch them argue for hours first.”

#BattleOfTheWizards #JamesVsSirius #WhoReignsSupreme

Hogwarts Night Out: Where to Sneak, How to Sneak, Why You Shouldn’t Sneak

“But we’re definitely going to sneak anyway. Watch us.”

#NighttimeAdventures #SneakyMarauders #ProfessorTensions