#monty python good omens overload

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And my best friend Sitis (@sitisonmyface) said: "That's right! Don't you oppress her! They can have babies, if they want to."

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy

"Have faith in Bildad the Shuhite! He is the best midwife and the best cobbler in all the land of Uz."

photo courtesy of @docdust

And then she sang: "I believe in miracles, since you came along, Bildaddy (@bil-daddy ) You sexy thing (sexy thing you)" ...

What happened before:

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Thanks @twosheds I feel so seen

12 DAYS OF MONTYMAS - DAY EIGHT

Monty Python icons! 9 icons from each Monty Python film - to use at your disposal!

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Towards a Wonderful 2024!

Let it rip!

Best wishes from the @shutanic-temple-orphanage to all patrons and donors. And of course to our founder and leader @bil-daddy!

Praise be, glory be!

Loretta

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Oh, I missed celebrating my birthday ... I was born on 11 November 1978. I wish I'd had a party....

Link

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I don't know why, but cosmos is forcing me to tumblr this.

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Finally I have my own video clip, even with music.

Loretta - You'll be a woman soon.

Music by Urge Overkill

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Donation to the Shutanic Temple

I have an announcement to make to Bildad, the Shuhite (midwife slash cobbler) high priest of the Shutanic temple aka @bil-daddy

As is well-known throughout history, this is one of the most important religious relics.

Exhibition Piece (fake)

In fact, I was there when this relic was consecrated:

And I can assure you there was a lot of turmoil and shenanigans as well as commotion and mischief! With the effect that:

(According to the recollection of the 1st witness)

(According to the 2nd witness' recollection)

To make a long story short: As it happens, this sandal is still in my possession. But it has seen better days.

And I would like to donate it to the @shutanictemple. If this donation is not acceptable, I would simply like to have it repaired. By the world's best shoemaker (who also lent a hand with my childlessness).

Praise be to the cobbler! Praise be to the midwife! Praise be to the high priest of the Shutanic temple! (all in one)

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Loretta - Emotions - Hands - Face

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@ineffablegays13 Oh, oh, I would really love to adopt these 3 kids. I've been wanting to have habies for quite some time now.

But as Bildad and Aziraphale have shown to @the-archangel-squad (confirmed by Archangel Gabriel himself), human children come in all ages and sizes because they are made of ox ribs. And of course one can adopt them as well.

However, you have to make sure they are truly orphans and have no other relatives or guardians to take care of them. If that is the case, I would love to adopt them [platonically]. I am always in the vicinity of the @shutanictemple, so the kids (human) could always play with the kids (goats).

Hello, i would love to donate some kids (little humans) and goats.

they are very good kids (humans and goats), I hope my donation is accepted, I am an avid follower of this temple🐐🐐🐐

(you are not supposed to know where I got them, but I hope they are welcome)

Due to recent legislation regarding human trafficking, the Unholy Not-A-Church of the Shutanic Temple can no longer accept kids (human) as donations. However, we still accept kids (goats), and we thank you for your generous donation of three kids (goats).

Please return the three kids (human) to their parents or guardians. If they do not have parents or guardians, @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me may be willing to adopt them.

As a show of our gratitude for the kids (goats), please accept these address label stickers.

and this black and white photo of a sad kid (goat) to encourage you to donate more kids (goats--not humans) in the future.

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Hi Loretta sorry I didn't immediately understood where you were coming from I thought you were some character from Good Omens. Now I see you are from Monty Python's Life Of Brian!

What makes it even worse is that I have seen Life Of Brian once but it so long ago so I barely remember anything...

Sorry!

It's all good :-D

I now live in the Good Omens universe - I was "adopted" here :-D

Elective affinities ...

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Helleluja! Praise be! Glory be! Well thank you so much! If I would open a Shutanic Orphanage, @sitisonmyface would you care to join? Can't handle this on my own... We would be closely attached to the @shutanictemple ...

It will be so much work doing all the laundry and cooking and so on. We can't raise them on a diet of ox ribs ...

(pic: Mrs Cas aka Loretta formerly known as Stan aka Eric Idle)

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me I have some children for you!! I tried to give them to @shutanictemple, but they couldn't accept them. Here you go!

(they're orphans and i think they'd love you)

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@neil-gaiman

As an adopted member of the Good Omens family, part of the larger @shutanictemple household, I can only emphasise every single word.

family picture by @docdust

family picture by @bil-daddy

Hello Mr Gaiman!

What do you personally think Aziraphale and Crowley would think of the film "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979) regarding the film's humourous, satirical take on organised religion?

I think they both loved it. Crowley because it felt familiar, Aziraphale because it felt naughty.

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Yes, there is something to it. But in reality the situation was like this:

me (@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me) and Crowley at the crucifixion of Brian and @one-coming-is-enough

Aziraphale and Crowley at the crucifixion of Jesus

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Yup .

I haven't see any post on it, but I can't be the only one that immediately thought about The Life of Brian during the Golgotha scene.

Is it officialy a reference ?

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Oh yes! Sure! I am still busy in polishing my donation to the @shutanictemple... (it will be quite a surprise) really.

(Great news too: I am expecting (great expectations [I mean I have an ox rib in the oven]) and would like to personally thank the best midwife/cobbler in the world @bil-daddy. My good friend @docdust had already introduced me, but I'm so glad I found the time to write a few lines myself after all.)

See you after service!

You've heard ot the TRANS FATS

Meet the

Badum tss

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Oh, I HAVE to say …

The music I have in mind is more something to calm the nerves:

But maybe it's more something for the first marital quarrel?

@docdust @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

I put an advertisement out looking for a DJ and singer for the wedding reception. There were sooooooo many that played bebop, I had to just delete them from the list.

I did find a nice couple that own their own business and seem a possibility. Would you and Loretta please check them out and let me know what you think?