#good omens monthy python overload

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Donation to the Shutanic Temple

I have an announcement to make to Bildad, the Shuhite (midwife slash cobbler) high priest of the Shutanic temple aka @bil-daddy

As is well-known throughout history, this is one of the most important religious relics.

Exhibition Piece (fake)

In fact, I was there when this relic was consecrated:

And I can assure you there was a lot of turmoil and shenanigans as well as commotion and mischief! With the effect that:

(According to the recollection of the 1st witness)

(According to the 2nd witness' recollection)

To make a long story short: As it happens, this sandal is still in my possession. But it has seen better days.

And I would like to donate it to the @shutanictemple. If this donation is not acceptable, I would simply like to have it repaired. By the world's best shoemaker (who also lent a hand with my childlessness).

Praise be to the cobbler! Praise be to the midwife! Praise be to the high priest of the Shutanic temple! (all in one)

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Let me (officially) make a note of that: DIVORCE AVERTED. Files closed.

Thanks to @bil-daddy

As my best friend Sitis ( @sitisonmyface ) said: "That's right! Don't you oppress her!"

"Have trust in Bildad the Shuhite!"

And then she sang: "I believe in miracles, since you came along, Bildaddy (@bil-daddy ) You sexy thing (sexy thing you)" ...