#montana speaks

[captainsboyfriend]

two days off from work…i can finally start writing my price fic idea

[sciderman]

can’t believe you’re British, your vibes are so american

i get that AAAALL the time, all the time. i don't know whether it's because most people are very americentric so just assume because i haven't peppered every sentence with the word "bloody" that i must be a yank

but i do get it all the time over here in the uk that i talk like an american, and it's definitely to do with all the cartoons and comics,, or,, as some old man once said to me "you watch too much hannah montana"

[ivygorgon]

WHO KNOCKED OVER MY Capitol insurrection arrests per million people by state *Grabs Montana* YOU

💘 Q'u lach' shughu deshni da. 🏹 "What I say is true" in Dena'ina Qenaga

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

I didn't expect "Table News: 104 Ways to Ruin Our Planet" to be coated with Valentine's Day energy, but it is :D This is probably my fav interaction on there:

California: I got the video [of Gov falling], who wants it?

Gov: Et tu, California?

California: Dude, I tolerate you at best.

New York: Gimme that vid, imma play it at Times Square.

Poor Gov, even California wouldn't wanna be friends with him :( but on a side note, California and New York are gossip buddies and I just KNOW they have those nights where they eat dinner together in each other's rooms and talk about the latest tea. Sometimes these turn into dates ☺️ they are too lovely omgg

To add onto the episode (and kinda off-topic), but get yourself someone that'll love you the way Louisiana loves Florida: Flo was saying something ridiculous like, "Make the guy that punched your mayor your new mayor" and Loui added onto it by saying, "Yeah you right, my Mayor stopped a fight at a show." Loui is always ready to add onto Florida's shenanigans; they love each other so much i swear-

And Montana/Wyoming arguing about the flooding (they're adorable) and the West Coast wanting the water... lowkey I wish someone would want me the same way the west coast wants water

This Table News was so Valentine's Day coded, at least that's how I see it lol. Happy Valentine's Day to you 💗

[canongf]

the director of the indie movie i'm gonna be an extra in messaged me today and asked if i'd be interested in a day player speaking role!!! yes i'd be interested!!!!!

[toohottohoot]

i just started watching Young Sheldon and?? all the Cooper siblings are so?? cute??

they’re all little demons but LOOK AT THOSE INNOCENT ADORABLE FACES

MISSY’S LITTLE ANGEL FACE

SHELDON’S BABY CHEEKS

GEORGIE’S ROUND FACE

I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM

[clownishstarfish]

Yk that meme where it’s like “I’m into fat bitches!” WELL THATS ME. IM INTO FAT BITCHES.

[hauntedppgpaints]

super curious as to what your team's logo would look like!!! plus anything else you'd like to share about them? !!!!

AAA

Ok so here’s the logo sketch I did for them

The lightning bolts would be simplified probably, but this is just a mock-up

THE MONTANA THUNDERBIRDS!!!

Biggest rival is probably the lightning, because. Y’know. Thunder v lightning.

Goal song is probably thunder by imagine dragons. Fight song is thunderstruck by AC/DC.

[ghost-bison]

anyone else hate those three snooty bitches with a passion

[captainsboyfriend]

omg…work has been so hectic i’m gonna LOSE IT

[bobfloydssunnies]

might be going to montana and texas next year gonna really need to get my new cowboy boots soon so i can have them for both trips (if they really happen)

[cowboymoonking]

I’m not saying I will but,,,, Wymack thoughts feelings…. Face casts or general appearance

[cipher00]

Herr Doctor/You/Major Montana Max Smut

Explicit smut under the cut! If you're a minor, get out of here please.

Word count: 639

Gender neutral reader

The Major is getting cucked but he likes it lol

The lean man above you held your wrists firmly beside your head as he thrusted into you, filling you with long, full strokes that rubbed all the right spots inside. One of your legs had been hiked up, thrown over his shoulder to allow him even better access, letting him hit even deeper into your sex. He bit and nibbled from your neck to your earlobe, where he began whispering into your ear with. His voice was husky and thick with lust as he did - "Is zis vhat gets you off? Being fucked like a little toy in front of your Major by his subordinate while he vatches?" Your walls tighten around him at his words, confirming them. "Such a filthy. Little. Thing." He emphasizes each word with a particularly hard thrust, causing gasps and whines to be ripped from your throat.

Your hazy eyes dart over to the Major, sitting nearby looking relaxed, and even amused as he watches the scene unfold. The predatory, hungry way he looks at you ilicits a whimper from your lips, the situation making you even hotter. He tuts at you, his ever present smile growing a bit wider. "Eyes on ze man who's fucking you, fraulein. He's taken ze liberty of making you feel so good, after all." He purrs, his tone containing a false sense of sweetness, but brooking no argument.

You turn your eyes back to the Doktor, taking in the sight of him as he manipulated and worked your body, causing you to make sounds you didn't even know you were capable of. He did know his anatomy, after all. And he knew exactly the places to turn attention to that had you crying out and arching into his touch. The Major was enjoying the show too, watching you fall completely apart under the ministrations of his comrade. But though you were feeling good, he knew he was the only person who could really satisfy you. So he watched you gasp and keen, knowing that after the Doc had his fun, he'd be there to make you scream even louder. To scream for him.

The Doc can feel you getting close, so he slows down significantly, earning a whine from you. "Do you think zhey deserve to finish, Major?" He keeps you on the edge, not letting you go over. Sweet, torturous bliss.

You didn't notice the Major get up, but he's at your side, gripping your chin firmly in his fingers as he makes you look at him this time. "Oh, I'm not so sure zhey deserve to." He speaks directly to you - "After all, you have borderline neglected Herr Doktor here by focusing on me. And after he so kindly made you feel so good."

"Please let me come, fuck, I'm sorry, just- Nnh, please-!" You whine, positively trembling in need as the Dok built you up again, just to deny you, letting you slowly come back down.

The smile the Major gave you was absolutely wolfish as he stroked your cheek with his thumb in mock sincerity. "You beg so beautifully, darling." He glances back to the Dok, "Make zhem come. Now."

He started up on you again with unrelenting fervor, and it wasn't long before you came, clenching hard around the Doktor as your whole body was set alight with the blinding euphoria that came with. Your eyes met the Major's once again as you climaxed, and you didn't miss the way he swallowed hard. The aftershocks made you shake, and you lay there panting hard, holding the Major's stare with that fucked out expression.

...

He wanted to see that again. But this time he wanted you to come for him.

And he was going to make you come until you couldn't stand it anymore; until he'd had his fill of sweet, delicious little you.

[nevermore-grimes]

Sometimes, my paracosm is all doom and gloom and war and sadness and fighting and death.

Sometimes, my paracosm is this.

[permanentreverie]

unreleased songs being my favourite songs will be my 13 reason istg

[snowluthor]

I love in Violetta how they just unapologetically play the same songs over and over again. Sometimes you will hear the same song 3-4 times in a single episode with different arrangements or characters singing. Disney was not taking any risks, they said 'You WILL get these songs stuck in your head whether you like them or not'.