#montana moonshine

[lethalchiralium]

“Out out out out out- Come here, you-“

His dog took off from the front porch, Soap snapping angrily at him for snatching a some chicken bones from the basket Simon just brought in. He watched his Collie prance along the yard, jaw settled on the biggest bone he found.

“The wife’s not gonna like that.” Simon muttered as he joined his husband on the porch, holding their daughter with one hand - letting her face the farm with a cute face of delight. She cooed, little hands opening and closing as she watched her dog go nuts in the grass.

Soap frowned, knowing if he tried to retrieve the bone he’d lose a hand, but if he didn’t retrieve the bone he’d lose his head. He wasn’t keen on their wife being angry at him, she had a nice day training her horses and counting the sheep; no need to piss her off. “She’s got bone broth to make.”

“She does.” Simon confirmed, hiking the little baby up on his chest to keep her close to his face. “Babe’s getting hungry.”

“Looks it too.” Soap glanced to his side, spying his daughter beginning to chew on his husband’s finger. “Gotta get that damn bone.”

He chuckled a little. “Shadow!” The black Collie instantly turned his head towards Simon, who pulled his hand from his daughter’s mouth to point to his foot. “Here.”

Soap rolled his eyes, turning and grabbing his baby as the mutt ran and laid down at Simon’s feet. He kissed his daughter’s blonde hair, keeping her dress nice and flat as he moved back into the cabin. The fire was low in the fireplace, Simon’s knives left abandoned on the table beside the now out of reach basket of chicken bones. He’s got an awake baby in his hands, he knows she’s getting hungry by her little grunts and coos that she is going to be pissed soon. Simon walked in and to the basket, tossing the wiped clean bone into it before placing it higher on a bookshelf.

“Miss Claire,” Soap cooed to his baby, her little face looked up to him with a toothless grin. “Mum’ll be home soon. Ye'r nae gonnae starve.”

“You still goin’ with Laswell to town tomorrow?” Simon commented, hand gently patting Shadow before he opened a drawer, grabbing the silverware he had made years ago. “We need more grain for the-“

“Horses, I know.” He sighed, looking over to the blond as he set the table for three. Soap settled in his chair, letting his baby gnaw on his finger. “Ya sure ya dinnae wanna come?”

Simon chuckled a little. “Got Claire to watch. Mum’s gonna want to bathe the babe and the dog tomorrow, she needs hands.”

“More hands make less work.”

“Especially with the damn dog.” A pause, Soap didn’t even have to look to know Simon was staring down their shepherd dog. “Yes you, ya mutt. Go outside and wait for Mum.”

There was the scratching of the dog’s claws as he bounded back outside, barking happily as you walked in, hands dragging down your dirtied dress with a smile. Claire cooed in Soap’s grasp, Simon’s hand gently brushed through his husband’s hair. The dog followed you as you closed the front door, then to your dirt dusted husbands. A kiss to both their lips, then one to the blonde hair of your baby.

“Did ya want me to cook?” Simon murmured as Soap pressed kisses to your cheek, you pulled away from him and your daughter to stretch your arms above your head.

“You’d set the cabin on fire.”

“She’s right, Si-“

“Shut up.”

“Simon, baby, get my dress.” You turned your back, he instantly began to loosen your corset upon your request. “Just wanna feed the baby and go to bed.”

“Gotta eat, love.” Soap’s hand settled on your leg, big smile on his face. “At least you do.”

You nodded, gazing at your happy baby in his lap. “I’ll feed ‘er after Simon burns the house down.” Simon tugged on the strings of your corset, making you wobble on your feet. You whipped your head around to see him smirk. “Don’t be trouble, Simon, it doesn’t end well.”

“‘Course it doesn’t.” He glanced up to you before he pulled your dress down your front - you gasped, Soap suddenly stood to take your baby away. “Trouble is what made that little one, Little Bird.” You were spun around, callused hands picked you up and brought you the few feet to the massive bed in the adjacent room - Simon placed you in the middle of the bed, yanking off your dress and leaving you in your chemise and stockings. Yet, he didn’t pursue what he usually would - instead, he kissed your lips and smiled. “I’ll make dinner. Rest.”

Soap instantly appeared, bouncing around little Claire in her dress that once matched yours. He smirked, gazing at your shocked expression. “Dinna worry, we’ll ravage ya when the babe’s asleep.”

[allwaswell16]

A fic rec of One Direction fics that take place in a small town, rural area as requested in this ask. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other recs here. Happy reading!

- Louis / Harry -

🏡 I'll Fly Away by @juliusschmidt

(E, 122k, childhood friends) Harry and Louis grew up together in Lake County, Harry with his mom and stepdad in a tiny cottage on Edward’s Lake and Louis in his family’s farmhouse a few minutes down the road. But after high school, Louis stuck around and Harry did not

🏡 Tired Tired Sea by MediaWhore / @mediawhorefics

(M, 113k, lighthouse) As a B&B owner on the most remote of all the British Isles, Louis Tomlinson is used to spending the coldest half of the year in complete isolation, with his dog and the sea as sole companions. Until, one day, a mysterious stranger on a quest to rebuild himself rents a room for the winter.

🏡 Black with Autumn Rain by whimsicule / @baroness-elsa

(T, 93k, magical realism) Harry is a journalist, Louis has lots of secrets and the moors aren't exactly the ideal place to rekindle a lost romance.

🏡 Here In The Afterglow by fondleeds

(NR, 88k, historical) 1970’s AU. In a tiny town in Idaho, Louis’ life is changed forever by the arrival of a curious stranger.

🏡 ocean tides you home (series) by @justanothershadeofblue

(M, 88k, Eroda) Harry is a lonely and depressed popstar who sailed out of his hometown on Eroda years ago to chase his dreams. He comes back to the island only to find his shining childhood best friend Louis just as cold and dreary as the island they grew up on.

🏡 Into the Weeds by kair0sclerosis

(M, 87k, secrets) Following the whispered words of a stranger, Harry Styles finds himself in the small town of Peri Ridge. It’s a town nestled within overgrown forests, raging rivers, and ominous mountains- full of unkept secrets, the aura of freedom, and lost people seeking to be found.

🏡 (Take Me Home) Country Roads by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites

(E, 86k, Northern Exposure au) Louis as the big city doctor, Harry as a natural healer, Niall as a secretive barkeep, Liam and Zayn head over heels for each other but they don't know it and a lot of hurt, comfort and moonshine in between.

🏡 Full Moon Dreaming by jacaranda_bloom / @jacaranda-bloom

(E, 43k, soulmates) Louis has given up hope of dreaming of a person, resigned to living a life devoid of that kind of all-consuming love for another and receiving the same in return. But when a new neighbour descends on Louis’ beloved Hanson Bay and moves into the other beach house, could all that be about to change?

🏡 The Things We Know To Be Wild by harryanthus_annuus / @harryanthus-annuus

(M, 39k, HTTYD au) Louis is a London zoologist sent by the University of Highlands and Islands to assess the safety of the island of Eroda as part of the Wonder Seekers Project for sustainable tourism.

🏡 Something About Liminal Spaces by @kingsofeverything

(E, 34k, age difference) Searching for inspiration for his latest book, and hoping distance will help heal his broken heart, Louis Tomlinson heads to the village of Piha on the west coast of New Zealand’s north island.

🏡 It's the Climb by @lululawrence

(NR, 25k, Hannah Montana au) Louis is a world famous punk rock singer with a stage name of William and Jay drags him back to Tennessee for the summer.

🏡 It's Coming on Christmas by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird

(G, 23k, girl direction) When Harry Styles gets a call from the caretaker of a bakery in a small town in Vermont, she jumps at the chance to get out of Boston and run her own shop.

🏡 Naked & Proud by kiwikero / @icanhazzalou

(E, 18k, songwriter Louis) In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

🏡 Between the forest and the field by bluegreenish / @greenblueish

(E, 16k, meet cute) the one where Harry recently moved to a village and his shy dog picks Louis' dogs to play with at the dog park. A fluffy cottage core AU.

🏡 Won’t Let You Down by noellehenry / @noellehenry-original

(M, 15k, inheritance) In a matter of weeks, Harry’s world turns upside down. Suddenly he’s the owner of a farm and B&B, gets involved in illegal trading of unlabeled bottles and has to deal with his everlasting crush on his sister Gemma’s best friend, who has returned to Woodville…

🏡 You Tilted My Hand by @taggiecb

(G, 12k, photographer Harry) Harry Styles arrives in Avonlea, Prince Edward Island for his first day of a coveted and prestigious summer internship at the Avonlea Chronicle. He's quick to realise that he's out of place in the little band of journalists as he's an art major and they didn't choose Harry to be part of the team!

🏡 Babe, There's Something Lonesome About You by patdkitten / @babyarcanacasey

(M, 8k, witch Louis) Louis is a hedge witch, who lives a lonely, solitary life. He's quite happy with his shop in Door County, selling New Age magics to the tourists. 

🏡 Warm Chilling by Larry_you_know / @larryyouknow

(G, 7k, neighbors) Louis moves into a cosy cottage in the English countryside with his dog Clifford to look after his great-aunt's animals.

- Rare Pairs -

🏡 Grundy County Incidents (series) by @haztobegood

(T, 10k, Harry/Louis/Nick Grimshaw & Zayn/Liam & Niall/Greg James) 25 years, 7 friends, 3 relationships, 1 rural county

🏡 Something Good (And I Don't Just Mean Your Chips) by sunsetmog / @magicalrocketships

(T, 9k, Harry/Nick Grimshaw) Nick's uncle's will left his seaside cottage, his fishing boat, and all the contents of both to Nick. Coming off the back of months of very poor life choices, a brand new start in a Yorkshire seaside village seems the last remaining option for Nick

[firenati0n]

several sentence sunday <3 :)

hello! Hope you all had a nice week 💛 thank you to thank you to @happiness-of-the-pursuit @anincompletelist @rockyroadkylers @getmehighonmagic @wordsofhoneydew [SO MANY TAGS ARENT WORKING so they're below the cut I am so sorry] for the tags :) :)

Instead of sharing a sweet snippet from city of angels au or a fun snippet from proposal au, I am going to share with you a snippet from an incredibly cursed crack fic i started. It was revealed to me in a nap dream. It's a Hannah Montana the movie au. Popstar!Henry and Cowboy!Alex. It is deeply unhinged. See for yourself. I am so sorry. I promise i am also writing serious good works.

Henry never thought he’d become a global pop superstar. Millions of people screaming his name, hundreds of bras thrown on stage, so many records sold. A face full of glitter and a heart full of dreams. But no one really knows Henry. Not in a way that matters. Herny Mountana belongs to the fans. Henry Fox has to belong to himself, or else he'll vanish. Henry Fox loves country music. He loves open air, blue skies, moonshine. Herny Mountana loves bleach blonde wigs, sparkly cheekbones, jumpsuits, and heeled boots.  They couldn’t be more different. But he knows the price he has to pay. The price he pays every day for fame, for fans, for his goals.  No time to ruminate. He has a concert to play. 

yes his name is herny mountana. no it is not a typo. yes his disguise is literally just the fuck ass rwrb movie wig. yes he whips it off dramatically in the Big Reveal only to show the exact same hair.

xoxo roop

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[katewibberlystan]

recommending you books i enjoy based on your favorite tbob character (ft a sentence for what each one is about/why it's awesome, and the intended audience)

kate: - the last magician by lisa maxwell; a well constructed time travel heist set in 1902 NYC, with immaculate worldbuilding and fascinating magic. YA. - the once and future witches by alix e. harrow; three sisters, who are also witches, organize for women's suffrage and fight against an ancient evil. Adult. - truthwitch by susan dennard; a pair of witches and best friends become caught up in political intrigue, reincarnated monsters, and a fantastically crafted world of complex characters and cool magic. YA. - time stoppers by carrie jones; an orphaned pre-teen discovers a secret town full of magic, one that she and her friends must save from attacking monsters. Middle Grade. - the diviners by libba bray; a group of teenagers with paranormal abilities find themselves fighting off evil spirits in the 1920s.

michael: - matilda by roald dahl; a classic children's fantasy that celebrates learning and families of choice. Middle Grade. - the strange case of the alchemist's daughter by theodora goss; the children of gothic literature's classic mad scientists come together to solve mysteries and stop human experimentation. Adult. - every heart a doorway by seanan mcguire; a quick, poetic read about what happens to the kids from a portal fantasy quest after they come home. YA. - the girl from everywhere by heidi helig; a pirate ship that can travel between time and fictional worlds, so long as they have a map, sets out on a quest to reunite their captain with his lost love. YA. - miss peregrine's home for peculiar children by ransom riggs; after his grandfather's death, a teenage boy is thrown into a world of monsters, time travel, and people with superhuman abilities. YA.

emma: - the scapegracers by h. a. clarke; a group of teen witches become friends and form a coven to defeat a group of modern day witch hunters trying to steal their magic. YA. - the lost girls by sonia hartl; a group of vampires plan to kill the man who made them this way, before he can harm any other women. YA. - the society for soulless girls by laura steven; a college student's attempts to investigate mysterious deaths becomes connected to her angry roommate's attempts to create a potion that can alter a personality. YA. - coraline by neil gaiman; a kid finds a door to a different world in her new home, a world that seems pleasant at first but soon grows quite terrifying. Middle Grade. - bad witch burning by jessica lewis; a teenage girl trying to escape poverty raises the dead for money, only to find her zombies cannot be controlled. YA.

gabriel: - holes by louis sachar; boys at a juvenile detention camp are forced to search for a lost treasure and explore the complicated history behind it. Middle Grade. - nettle and bone by t. kingfisher; a woman sets out to kill the evil prince holding her sister prisoner, with the help of a motely crew including an exiled warrior, a fairy godmother, a witch, a possessed chicken, and a skeleton dog. Adult. - lone women by victor lavelle; after her parents die, a woman with a monster trapped in her suitcase tries to survive and build a home for herself in the Montana wilderness. Adult. - chomp by carl hiaasen; in the Florida everglades, a young boy and his animal trainer father are commissioned to help film a survivalist tv show. Middle Grade. - revelator by daryl gregory; set in the 1930s/40s Tennessee, a moonshiner raised by a cult has to return and face the monstrous being her family worships. Adult.

wilamena: - the black witch by laurie forest; a complex fantasy world in which rebellion foments among many beings at a magical college. YA. - island of the aunts by eva ibbotson; a fun children's fantasy where two outcasts are kidnapped by eccentric old women to help protect an island full of magical creatures. Middle Grade. - children of blood and bone by tomi adeyemi; a young woman persecuted for her powers fights to take back her home from a magic-hating tyrant. YA. - deep blue by jennifer donnelly; the underwater world of mermaids is plunged into chaos when political machinations and an ancient prophecy collide. YA. - the thirteen treasures by michelle harrison; a girl who can see fairies is sent to live with her grandma, where she uncovers secrets about her abilities. Middle Grade.

rafe: - the witch haven by sasha peyton smith; a student at a school for witches in 1911 NYC is searching for answers about her brother's murder. YA. - the bones of ruin by sarah raughley; an acrobat who cannot die joins a magical tournament held by the most powerful people in Victorian London in exchange for answers about her forgotten past. YA. - the court of miracles by kester grant; a thief forms alliances and completes impossible tasks in Paris's elaborate criminal underworld, all so she can keep her little sister safe. YA. - the gilded wolves by roshani chokshi; a tight-knit group of criminals is tasked with recovering a magical artifact capable of changing the world. YA. - the cure for dreaming by cat winters; a teen suffragette gains the ability to see people's essence after an encounter with a hypnotist. YA.

bonus, all of the above: reaper man by terry pratchett. literally everyone should read discworld, it's amazing and reaper man is my favorite. good omens by pratchett is also a gem.

[ask-the-usa-manor]

Every state's liquor of choice?

“Hold on, I think we have a list for this…” California muttered, searching through a pile of papers, “Ah! Here we go!”

She showed off the page titled;

Each States’ Favorite Alcoholic Drink

✨ In Reverse Alphabetical Order ✨

Wyoming: Whiskey

Wisconsin: Brandy Old-Fashioned

West Virginia: Locally-Made Moonshine

Washington: Washington Apple Cocktail

Virginia: She’d never admit it, but moonshine.

Vermont: Old Vermont Cocktail

Utah: Root Beer

Texas: Margarita

Tennessee: Tennessee Whiskey

South Dakota: Red Beer

South Carolina: South Carolinian Sweet Tea and Vodka

Rhode Island: Rhode Island Red

Pennsylvania: Boilo

Oregon: Craft Beer

Oklahoma: Lunchbox Cocktail

Ohio: Buckeye Martini

North Dakota: Craft Beer

North Carolina: Cherry Bounce

New York: Long Island Iced Tea

New Mexico: Chimayo Cocktail

New Jersey: Applejack

New Hampshire: Wine

Nevada: Nevada Cocktail

Nebraska: Red Beer

Montana: Whisky Ditch

Missouri: Caribou Lou

Mississippi: Mississippi Punch

Minnesota: “Bootleg—whisky over ice with a splash of water”

Michigan: Mead

Massachusetts: Cape Codder

Maryland: Black-Eyed Susan

Maine: Coffee Brandy

Louisiana: Sazarac

Kentucky: Mint Julep

Kansas: Moose Bowl

Iowa: Iowa Buck

Indiana: Hoosier Heritage

Illinois: Doesn’t have an official name as far as I know, but the Chicago Bloody Mary is a Bloody Mary mix with vodka infused with rosemary and olive.

Idaho: Craft Beer

Hawaii: Mai Tai

Georgia: Georgia Peach

Florida: Mojito

Delaware: Delaware IPA

Connecticut: Wine

Colorado: Craft Beer

California: Wine

Arkansas: Arkansas Razorback

Arizona: Prickly Pear Margarita

Alaska: Doesn’t normally drink, but when he does his favorite’s a drink so classily named… Duck Farts! Rock on, Alaska.

Alabama: Yellow Hammer

[cowboycunt]

i just need to live in the middle of nowhere montana and have little house on a decent plot of land where i grow my own vegetables and fruit and weed and make my own shitty moonshine. i drive to the local town once every two weeks to go grocery shopping and restock on essentials. i don’t speak to anyone but i have a large dog and two cats as my friends. my house has great wifi of course but the area has shitty cell reception. i spend my days tending the garden, fixing the house, and doing dumb little hobbies. i own a red pickup truck that has an air mattress in the back for when i decide to go on a bad tinder date. i die at the age of 47 when a bear attacks me. this would all fix me.

[krispyweiss]

Song Review: The Kitchen Dwellers feat. Lindsay Lou - “They Love Each Other”

If drugs are required to make Grateful Dead music make sense - and they are not - then break out the acid-spiked moonshine for the Kitchen Dwellers and Lindsay Lou’s rendition of “They Love Each Other.”

It’s bluegrass, yes. But it sways in a Dead way with Lou going old-school by retrieving long-abandoned lyrics to sing after an instrumental break featuring a banjo solo over mandolin, acoustic guitar and upright bass.

I heard your news report/you know you’re fallin’ short/pretty soon, they won’t trust you for the weather, she intones before kicking her voice into high gear and making it crack in all the right places.

Recorded live backstage before a gig in Montana, it’s the kind of clip that helps ensure Dead music will have a long, healthy life.

Grade card: The Kitchen Dwellers feat. Lindsay Lou - “They Love Each Other” - A

2/13/23

[devilsanddarlings]

Starter Call

This is a starter call for any of my Teen Wolf muses! The list includes:

Jared Argent: Kate’s estranged son and Allison’s older cousin from France. Was born and raised in hunter culture, but does not share in his family’s extremist views thanks to his inheriting his father Jean-Luc’s strict moral code.

Laura Hale: Mixologist and moonshiner, specializing in alcohol specifically meant for werewolves. Derek’s older sister and the former Hale alpha. Hijacked some of the power of the resurrection ritual Peter used for his return to come back as well though she came back without her alpha spark.

David Hale: A physiotherapist for the Seattle Seahawks, David is the son of Talia’s cousin Phoebe and a human named Joshua Norwood. He escaped the fire by virtue of being in Seattle with his father and sister visiting their grandmother for her birthday at the time of the attack and doesn’t know his cousins survived. Has been living under the name Thomas Norwood ever since the attack.

Thea Hale: David’s younger sister and a musician for the Seattle Symphony. Mentors new werewolves with anger issues as a way to honor her own mentor’s impact on her life. Has been living under the alias Danielle Norwood since their father moved them from Beacon Hills to Seattle in the aftermath of the fire to protect them from hunters. Is the first one to stumble across the surviving Hales.

Alicia (Boyd) Gacy: Boyd’s missing younger sister. Kidnapped by a rogue wolf as a child due to her association with the Hales. Was eventually rescued from him by hunters and then from the hunters by the alpha of the Gacy pack after realizing she’d been bit. Has been living in Montana with them ever since, too afraid of bringing trouble to her pack’s doorstep to ever return to Beacon Hills.

[danielleegnew]

****✅🎸🤘MARK IT— THIS FRIDAY, April 28th!!!***** 🎶💜 The premier of Danielle Egnew and the Moonshine Preachers single “Weekends are my Drinking Days”, dropped worldwide on Spotify, Pandora, AppleiTunes, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Deezer, YouTube, and so many more!!! 🎵🎤 Featuring me on vocals/guitar 🎵🎸Patrick Bjorndal on bass 🪘🥁Peter Michelotti on percussion!!! ⏰ Set yer clock Counting down, T-Minus 3 days!!! AAAAAND — GO!!!!*****. #music #musicproducer #musicproduction #singer #singersongwriter #recording #musician #musiclife #americana #gibsonguitars #yamahainstruments #pearldrums #percussion #percussionist #zildjian #zildjiancymbals #gibsoncustom #gibsoncustomshop #moonshinepreachers (at Billings, Montana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Crd-ULpPzLl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[euro-journal-english-news]

Lainey Wilson dishes on TV romance, first kiss

Lainey Wilson dishes on TV romance, first kiss

As a high school student in Baskin, Louisiana (population 211), Lainey Wilson’s first paid showbiz gig involved performing as TV’s Hannah Montana on a flatbed trailer stage. The country music singer-songwriter, 30, recalls the surreal feeling, years later, she had performing her song “Watermelon Moonshine” for a scene in Paramount’s “Yellowstone” – on a flatbed trailer in Montana. “I’m on…

[lethalchiralium]

“Look what Daddy got ye, Claire.” Johnny smirked at his little blonde babe, the girl clapping her little hands at him with a toothless smile. In his hand was a little stuffed rabbit, fabric hand-sewn from the market in town. “Here ye go, lass.”

The baby squealed in her high chair, she clutched her new toy in her hand while she eyed it curiously. Johnny leaned down and kissed her curls, the little thing squealed again. He felt a gentle hand on his lower back, he didn’t even have to look to know it was Simon.

“Didn’t hear ya come in.”

Johnny chuckled a little before standing up straight, hand seeking purchase on some inch of Simon’s side. He peered into view, Johnny’s hand settled on Simon’s hip before he kissed him. “Thought th’ babe was nappin’, so ah was quiet.”

Simon nodded towards Claire, his own hand gripped Johnny’s side. “She’s been lookin’ around for you all day. Little Bird found it funny, she laughed and made Claire cry.”

Johnny looked back at his daughter - who was chewing on an arm of her toy - then back to his husband. “Where is the wife anyway?”

“Laid up in bed. Woke up ill.”

Johnny gave a curious look, Simon smacked his side.

“Haven’t been doin’ anything, Johnny. You know that.” His hand reached for Claire, gently petting her shoulder. “She’s not sure she even wants another now. Mad that she’s sick ‘cause Claire was.”

“Mm.” Johnny nodded before he turned to look into the bedroom, seeing the shape of you underneath the quilts. “Join us when she’s down?”

Simon kissed him again, quick and chaste but with a smile. “Always.”

Johnny moved into the bedroom with a couple steps, his smile large as he slipped under the quilt with you. “Hello, Little Bird.”

“Gon’ get you sick.”

His head settled on yours, arm on your side and wrapped around your front. “Don’t matter.”

“You’ve got horse duty tomorrow.”

“Ah know it.”

“Johnny…”

He kissed your cheek before closing his eyes. “Sleep, Little Bird. Jus’ wanna hold ye.”

[worldwanderings-net]

Glacier Distilling Company

I had a nice and quick dinner at Josephine's Bar and Kitchen. I noticed that they have a large selection of liquor here and I was hoping to find out more about it. Turns out there is a well known distillery next door and that is where they probably get all their stuff. I was surprised at the presence of the distillery here. Maybe there is something about the remoteness of the place that makes them make their own spirits. Or maybe that the pure waters of the glacier area make for the perfect ingredient to make them. Glacier Distilling Company is just a stone's throw away from Josephine's and it also looks like another log cabin. Going in, you would be surprised to see a large selection of spirits available here.

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[marquesvickers]

While the sweet canaries sang in front of this Helena, Montana store, the patrons sold Prohibition moonshine. #moonshine, #montana, #helena, #helenamontana, #travel, #montana, #prohibition, #tourism, #scandal, #vice https://www.instagram.com/p/CFr-7a0neqO/?igshid=1xnua80vl823l

[jungle-angel]

Ok ok ok can you do Rhett's son's first love?

Oooooooooooh honey, this is a damn good one!!!!! (lol)

Rhett was honestly a little worried for the boys when they all started dating due to his own reputation

But when the first girl came home it wasn't so bad

You guys thought she was a perfectly nice, respectable young lady

She seemed to make Tatum happy enough

But you, Rhett, your son's twin brother and the rest of the kids kept an eye on her just in case something didn't feel right

Sometimes you and Rhett would test her to see if she could handle the craziness that was the Abbott household

Again, she seemed to handle some of it ok

There came a day when Tatum informed the whole family that he was gonna join the wildland firefighter crew

Oh did this girl HAVE A BIRD

You and Rhett really saw this girl's true colors and it wasn't pretty at all

You and Rhett sat out on the porch that night, just the two of you

Rhett's not big into moonshine, but the minute that Royal's jar of apple pie moonshine came out, you knew he was steaming

You thought Rhett would be really bad with the girls when they were dating, but when he saw how unsupportive Tatum's girlfriend was, you thought he'd chase her across the back field with a mallet

"Darlin I ain't one to pick on a girl, but that little witch has to go"

It was really hard for Tatum to break it off

But when he realized what he wanted out of life, he knew he couldn't do it with someone who couldn't support him

And it was especially hard for you guys when his fire team was deployed to Montana

You and Rhett worried about him all that summer

Until one day in August when you got a call from an old family friend

John Dutton of all people had called. John and Royal had been best friends and neighborhood miscreants growing up and when Rhett was born, Royal and Cecilia named John as Rhett's godfather

Your jaws were on the floor when he told you that Tatum was dating his granddaughter

You knew her and you knew her well, a sweet girl but totally feral

It was a little awkward when Tatum brought her home to meet you guys for the first time

But you very quickly saw that she was a much better fit

She was totally supportive of Tatum and everything that he did

And you guys let her stay with you whenever his fire team had to go out of state

And you were forever grateful when you officially welcomed her into the family as your daughter-in-law

[the-halfling-prince]

LoTR as things  said in my classes pt. 2

Pippin: Four is literally so purple. 7 is orange and 5 is blue, but 4 is so fricking purple Frodo, who just walked over: the fuck? Pippin, holding up a thermometer: I'm gonna scan you like some groceries. Beep! Sam: I'm just as sane as you Frodo: Bad news bro. Frodo, to Sam: That's it, this friendship is OVER Gandalf: Man, that's the saddest breakup I've ever heard. Gandalf: let me go check how much rain water I have Frodo: Why are you collecting rainwater. Gandalf: I use it to purify my moonshine Frodo: So I was taking a personality test, and- Legolas: I took one of those once. It came out negative Pippin: *puts on someone's glasses* Faramir: You look infinitely smarter! Gandalf: Anything times zero is still zero. Pippin: do we have to take the test today? Gandalf: the only thing you have to do in life is pay taxes and die Gandalf: Try not to get possessed while I'm gone! Frodo: I'll try *Gandalf leaves* Frodo, to the others: No I won't. Pippin: You know who looks like Hannah Montana? Merry: who? Pippin: Miley Cyrus

[8bitpizzacoupons]

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GENERAL

name: Crystal Jones

alias(es): Cris, Crissy

gender: cis woman

age: 26 (as of 2018)

birthdate: June 27, 1992

place of birth: parking lot just outside the Hope County doctor’s office

hometown: Hope County, Montana

spoken languages: English

sexual preference: Straight

occupation: shoplifter, mooch, part-time singer

eye color: brown (when she still had eyes)

APPEARANCE

hair color: white-blonde

height: 5’3

scars: heavy scarring in/around eye sockets

FAVOURITE

color: they all look the same to her, but she says it’s black. She likes the vibes.

hair color: no preference, but she likes the feel of thick, soft hair

eye color: no preference

song: Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches

food: Chad’s Special BBQ Ribs Of Indeterminate Origin

drink: moonshine, the stronger the better

HAVE THEY

passed university: no

had sex: yes

had sex in public: yes

gotten pregnant: yes

kissed a boy: yes

kissed a girl: yes

gotten tattoos: no, but she’s thought about scarification

gotten piercings: yes (several in both ears)

been in love: she’s not sure

stayed up for more than 24 hours: yes

ARE THEY

a virgin: no

a cuddler : not sober

a kisser: yes

scared easily: no

jealous easily: no

trustworthy: absolutely not

dominant: very

submissive: no

in love: maybe???

single: never

RANDOM QUESTIONS (tw for self harm/suicide mention)

have they harmed themselves: only accidentally

have they thought about suicide: no

have they attempted suicide: no

wanted to kill someone: yes

have/had a job: no

have any fear(s): yes

FAMILY

siblings: none

parents: Darren Jones (father, currently incarcerated), Tammi Jones (mother, Eden’s Gate acolyte).

children: none

significant other: Wheaty, Aaron “Tweak” Kirby

pets: Tweak