#USAManor! Mississippi

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Cats and dogs are cool, but do any of you have unique pets? Like I think Florida has an alligator or at least would get one given the chance

"I thought Florida... was our most unique animal," Mississippi admitted.

Kentucky nodded, "I fed him a pile of small pebbles once."

"...Eh," Alabama stared at Florida, "That tracks. Speaking of which, we should probably check him for rabies one of these days."

"Pfft- Don't bother," Florida advised, "I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, I definitely have them."

"...Does that mean we can take you out back and shoo-"

"No. <3"

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To all the little states. What is your favorite toy?

“My doll, Evangeline!”

“My ball!”

“My stuffed animals, of course!”

“Peoples’ emotions!”

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Hey Nevada, ever lost a bet?

“It’s a rare occasion, but believe it or not; I’ve lost some before!” Nevada answered, “Last time I lost one was… a while ago, to Mississippi. It was a bet on how long one of Dad’s relationships would last. I was off by a week.”

“You didn’t have enough faith in him,” Mississippi chastised.

“Have you seen the man’s love life? It has more ups and downs than Florida’s rollercoasters,” Nevada shook her head, “Whatever. At least I know I’m going to win the one we made on Arkansas. There’s no way he’s going to make the deadline without taking in another stray.”

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coca cola or pepsi.

“Now, taste is relative…” Georgia answered, “But I’ve never met any sane person who thinks Pepsi is better than—”

“You know it’s better!” North Carolina interrupted, “Coca Cola’s just… barbecue water!”

“How can you even say something like that!?”

“It’s true!”

“No it’s not! Coca Cola’s a way of life! It’s main flavor is joy! Pepsi’s main flavor is bitter disappointment!”

“Hey, just like the feeling Dad had after seeing you for the first time!”

The two continued to quarrel as the rest of the South stood to the side, eating popcorn and darting their eyes between the two states like it was a tennis match.

“Haven’t had this much fun watching an argument since Ohio and NC fought over who got to claim the invention of the plane,” Alabama muttered.

Mississippi frowned, “Which time—?”

North Carolina glared at the two, “it wAS ON MY LAND, DAMMIT—”