#i have never laughed so hard
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several sentence sunday <3 :)
hello! Hope you all had a nice week 💛 thank you to thank you to @happiness-of-the-pursuit @anincompletelist @rockyroadkylers @getmehighonmagic @wordsofhoneydew [SO MANY TAGS ARENT WORKING so they're below the cut I am so sorry] for the tags :) :)
Instead of sharing a sweet snippet from city of angels au or a fun snippet from proposal au, I am going to share with you a snippet from an incredibly cursed crack fic i started. It was revealed to me in a nap dream. It's a Hannah Montana the movie au. Popstar!Henry and Cowboy!Alex. It is deeply unhinged. See for yourself. I am so sorry. I promise i am also writing serious good works.
Henry never thought he’d become a global pop superstar. Millions of people screaming his name, hundreds of bras thrown on stage, so many records sold. A face full of glitter and a heart full of dreams. But no one really knows Henry. Not in a way that matters. Herny Mountana belongs to the fans. Henry Fox has to belong to himself, or else he'll vanish. Henry Fox loves country music. He loves open air, blue skies, moonshine. Herny Mountana loves bleach blonde wigs, sparkly cheekbones, jumpsuits, and heeled boots. They couldn’t be more different. But he knows the price he has to pay. The price he pays every day for fame, for fans, for his goals. No time to ruminate. He has a concert to play.
yes his name is herny mountana. no it is not a typo. yes his disguise is literally just the fuck ass rwrb movie wig. yes he whips it off dramatically in the Big Reveal only to show the exact same hair.
xoxo roop
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#roop writes#fic: herny#i hate myself for this but i also love myself#i have never laughed so hard#it's so fucking ridiculous#i just need to live my truth#rwrb#rwrb fic#several sentence sunday
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matt arnold weakly saying “i laughed” in response to will trying to insult him actually made me pass out from laughing
#i had to rewind the podcast becaus i missed a good 15 minutes#i have never laughed SO hard#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndads spoilers
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Hot tip, don't binge watch all the Spider-Man movies when you are trying to get work done.
It's already 1 pm and I've only drawn 1 and a half comic pages. (Each page should take 30 minutes)
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apparently the breakfast of champions is two cans of monster, a bottle of ranch and adderall. 
#I went to the gas station to get monster and some ranch cause i need it to make my dinner and i keep forgetting to by it at the store#mornings are my evenings#cashier at gas station did not hesitate#‘i see you are having the breakfast of champions’#no judgement#this 40 yo man legit thought i was goin home to down an entire bottle of ranch at 4 in the morning#i have never laughed so hard#i love america god let me out i want out#mod being weird#mod ramblings
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
I ONCE AGAIN DID IT....
My index finger hurts, my eyes hurt, & my head hurts! Chile!
@cinamun HONEY!
The Drakes are indeed something the fuck else, holy mother of shit. I forgot so much but I remember now! LMAO! Oh and Brian Supremacy! The things I would do to that man, the things I would let him do to me... Damn I need some air, it got hot in here real quick... I need a nap & a drink.
#Brian is king#Jerri runnin shit in the pen#King Jerri!#Indya out of pocket always#But we stan#abkljfhliufhilsd called Darren ass BROKE#I have never laughed so hard#sims4#simstory
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I laughed so hard I that I started coughing at the Message to Veth. Just stopped laughing, and then bEAU-
#i#i have never laughed so hard#oh my god i coughed-laughed so hard my throat hurts now \#holy sh** this episode#this is the highlight of my entire month sljnhfsflghj#critical role#critical role spoilers#mighty nein reunited#spoilers#cr
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This is a frame from a magpiepony video and BRO WTF IS THIS 💀
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The latest JJK chapter is giving me KHR! ending vibes
oh shit oh fuck this thing is ending I need a conclusion to Gojo’s character arc so I can murder him in the next chapters uhhhh HE’S STILL THE SAME LOSER AS ALWAYS BUT NOW HE’S NOT ALONE!! BECAUSE HE HAS FRIENDS!! :D *surrounds him with people who have never gotten along with him and never will for a nice family picture*
#granted i consider khr the best ending i have ever read#spoilers for khr i suppose if you care?#you can't surpass 'now i have friends!!'#and show in the same shot the madman who tried to kill everybody in last arc and will probably try again#the guy who wants to take over his body#and the man who's waiting for him to turn around to blow his brains out and take over the family#i have never laughed so hard#tacky ramblings
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Perhaps your anon just wanted to make sure you were aware of God and all the goodness he brings…
I mean… that is also valid. we are so blessed for this man, like, for real. 🙌🏻
I can’t believe that ask is one of my most popular, every time I look at it, I fucking burst out laughing. 🤣
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This is my new favorite thing
cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD
#my girlfriend everyone#humor#us#for my faery queen#I have never laughed so hard#inside joke#loner kid?#absolutely not me#pipsqueak#dark humor
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to the person that left this in the Wranglestone book in the Market Harborough Waterstones: we're best friends now and you have no say in it
#i got in the car after visiting my partner#opened the book cuz it i saw a gap in the pages#amd i jist find this#i have never laughed so hard
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Hello female player who killed me
-some random dude I killed in warzone
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
#rimi talks#cassie: only one of us HAS fucked kon and yet somehow *i'm* not the one who's ever started a sentence with ''if i was gonna fuck kon''.#like i'm just saying tim. i HAVE fucked kon. and i have Never Once said those words in that order. fascinating huh?#tim (rolling out from under his car to give her the most withering look imaginable): oh so you're saying you think that's fine then?#like you Wouldn't do better than this guy?#cassie: literally not at all what i'm saying but also DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF--#the narrator: tim would not admit he's bisexual for another 5 months.#a few days later dick finds him on a rooftop brooding so so so hard and goes yeah bud??#and tim with the most thousand yard stare in the world is like. i think cassie was right about something. but i'm not telling you what#timkon#its important to me that tim is kind of stupid. you get that right#he's stupid and cassie is his bestie who means the world to him and also IS going to point and laugh at him for this for the next 4 years#tim#kon#cassie
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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Can we all just fucking appreciate Ice whacking the ball at Slider's head and missing (back right). I've never noticed it before.
Gif credits to @nade2308
#im actually laughing so hard#why have i never noticed this before#nade made the gif folks not me!!!#top gun 86#top gun
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I been meaning to animate this, but you beat me to it.
(56) Legends of Avantris - YouTube
Inspired by this video and I can't stop laughing for minutes straight. Which rarely happens despite my horrible sense of humor!!
#I love this#the entire youtube channel is just this#i have never laughed so hard#hazbin art#hazbin hotel animatic#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel niffty#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk
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