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Autistic Anime Girls Group 2 Match 31
SUBMISSION PROPAGANDA:
Marcille -
"Marcille spent years studying magic nonstop and explains things in big detail sometimes."
Kon -
"It's been a while since I watched the show, but I just remember thinking the whole time 'wow, this girl is autistic as fuck.' The main male MC definitely is too. Solidarity. En knee way from what I do remember she's a sweet, but not-so-trusting kitsune girl just looking for people who will accept her, a place to belong, if you will. She didn't get a lot of support in her upbringing and thus her social skills aren't great, but the found family she acquires over the course of the show help her in opening up and seeing she's more than just a tool for others."
#autistic anime girls poll#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kon#kemono jihen#monster incidents#kemono jihen kon#tumblr polls#kon ishimori#kemoji
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Round 2, Match 16: Kohachi Inugami vs. The Fix
Submitted kids:
Kohachi Inugami: Kabane Kusaka, Shiki Tademaru, Aya Tademaru, Kon Ishimori, Akira Iwakiyamayukisatoshironanogojuurokushi (yes, that is his full name)
The Fix: Conrad Schintz, and then he adopted like, an whole orphanage, named Madam Loathings home for wayward interests
Propaganda under the cut! (Spoilers ahead!)
Kohachi Inugami:
“These demon / half demon kids were literally orphans and tossed aside, and while our adopter calls them his employees he clearly has a huge soft spot for them. He's definitely more traditional dad material in the not overly outright throwing his love out there. But this guy is way too obvious, he knows what he's doing he just won't admit it.”
The Fix:
"Ok ok so. Spoilers for mentopolis: First some context that mentopolis is a show that takes place inside one guys brain, all the characters represent something in the brain, and the guy whos brain they are in, named Elias Hodge, is so so very sad.
Ok so, The Fix, the personification of hyper fixation, is like is someone who has spent most of his life working for people, where his job was to 'eliminate distractions' (He kills people, basically). Then one day he is told to eliminate a child. His name is Conrad Schintz (Or the Conscience, due to an accident that happened to the guys who's brain they are in when he was a child- Conrad stopped thing he was useful, aka Elias stopped using his conscience, so his conscience has not grown since the incident, leaving him a small child)
The Fix has never had to hurt a kid before, and he doesn't want to do that, so he instead goes into protecting Conrad. Conrad kind of hates himself though and also kind of thinks he deserves to die so that's not good.
The Fix gave this like, beautiful speech to Conrad once about how hes important, I wont give the whole thing but something along the lines of "There is a butterfly who has a tail that is there for if a bird was to grab on to the tail, it would break off and the butterfly would escape. I don't think you are the tail of the butterfly, I think you are the butterfly." (its better in the actual show). I cry. There is another speech about eagles he gives Conrad when Conrad offers himself, to basically die, but i don't remember it that well.
Other then Conrad though! So There is this orphanage, called Madama Loathings home for wayward interests. Basically its a bunch of kids that represent past interests of Elias. Its run by this women called Madam Loathing (represents Elias' self Loathing)(she is very mean to the kids). The Fix donates a lot of money to this place, and visits a lot, the kids there love him and think he is so so cool. There is this one kid named Ronnie Reptile. He loves reptiles, and The fix gives him reptile facts, its cute. In the first episode, The Fix tells Madam Loathing how any of those kids/interests could be rediscovered by Elias at any time, and madam loathing sort of taunts The Fix, sort of saying how ""Oh I'm sure I can tell the kids they will call be adopted by The Fix soon, but that would be kind of cruel, wouldn't it?"" Implying that that won't happen. (cause, The Fix is hyper fixation, and hyper fixation adopting an interest would be good, you know.).
Note that Conrad used to live at madam loathing's, because he was mis identified as just a simple interest and not Elias' whole sense of conscience, but Corad ran away with his best friend, a dog named Justin. He lived on the streets after that.*
So a bit later on in the series The Fix and Conrad have to go to to madam loathing's together (and another character is with them but he isnt relevant for this). When they get there Madam Loathing asks The fix if he is here to drop of Conrad here, and The immediately is like "Absolutely not, shut the fuck up." (I think that's the direct quote). I just really like that scene.
At the end, end of the series. Some plot stuff happens. The Fix met a women named Pasha N (She represents Passon), and they are in love, The fix proposes to her, its sweet, but then madam Loathing, who got some like, character growth I won't really go into here, and she says to The Fix how, she needs to go on a trip to find herself, and then she offers the entire orphanage to The Fix and Pasha, which is accepted. So in the end of the show, The Fix has basically adopted, that entire orphanage, so thats a lot of kids, along with Pasha, but she isn't in the show as much so I wont submit them as a pair. I didnt mention it before but The Fix is known for knowing a lot of facts and saying "Did you know." before saying a fact, which a lot of the time, it is a fact that is truly terrifying but thats a lot, and The narration at the end of the shows, says how The Fix and Pasha spend their lives with kids around them, constantly saying "Did you know? Did you know?" and it is very sweet. Conrad sort of had his own ending away from The Fix, but I still head cannon that The Fix adopted him too and Conrad comes to the orphanage sometimes. "
#kemono jihen#kemoji#kohachi inugami#inugami kohachi#monster incidents#mentopolis#dimension 20#dimension twenty#dropout tv#the fix#serial adopters bracket#round 2#tumblr tournament#tumblr polls
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holding back (part 2)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#just captain/lieutenant things#ghost and price are an on-and-off-again thing#they take care of each other when it comes up#and sometimes to just relieve stress#they have shared trauma from the loss of price's wing#and simon's whole...wraith business#they've known each other for a long time#and were getting closer before simon's incident but afterwards sort of hurtled into each other#it was really intense and co-dependent for a while but it's levelled out now#one day i will do an explanation post on all the dynamics of poly 141 in this au#in the meantime just enjoy price taking care of his hoard#monster 141 au#ghostprice#captain john price#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#giragi art
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Homesickness is where the heart is
#my art#tea n ink#favourite scene in the entire game#i have SO MUCH respect for the dev for keeping the missing country a complete mystery#like an event only ever comedically referred to as “the incident”#like a horror movie monster you never fully see#i want to know so badly and i hope im NEVER TOLD#the fact you never find out and both the player and siffrin just gotta DEAL WITH THAT#is infinitely more interesting than anything any writer could say was canon#also can i say?#the importance that someone's religion culture food and language has to literally every other character#makes the fact siffrin cannot have that and cannot get it back HURT SO MUCH#AND AND AND#the fact that all of it is so intuitive and familiar to him that he can ALMOST grasp it but never enough to make it hurt less is just *mwah#ISAT#in stars and time#siffrin#isat siffrin#isat#isat fanart#artists on tumblr#isat tea n ink#isat spoilers
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have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)
I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!
it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)
if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves
#joseimuke games are serious business#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#they're all wearing animal onesies in my heart#is this not the most twst thing though#this is the kind of game where every character has absolutely immaculate hair and makeup at all times and they WILL tell you about it#damn if it isn't working for them though. everyone's hair is SO glossy#unfortunately jamil suffers from being one of the few relatively normal people at nrc#(if you discount the whole 'turned into a monster and tried to take over the school and possibly murder some kids' incident)#(and...no he's still one of the less weird students)#so it's just kind of a chill time watching a guy wear some headbands and talk about waterproof eyeliner#meanwhile i desperately need to know how idia washes his hair#i need to know how long sebek spends saluting his malleus portrait each night#does ortho have a makeup routine. does he need to worry about oil-based cosmetics staining whatever he's made of.#will crowley actually look at the school improvement surveys or are they going straight into the shredder#these are the burning questions i need answers for
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oops been a while since (part 3) of this au
#i think its implied in haunted that this scene happens immediately after the pool incident#but im working off of my own time table#cuz i can#monster high#half normie au#my art#i like the idea of spectra being a little fake#shes not a bad person necessarily but she is selfish and doesnt always care about other peoples feelings#especially when it comes to her 'reporting'
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I dunno if I ever shared this here, but last summer my youngest brother spent a couple of weeks at camp and family got to send letters. I, being the extra big sister that I am, made him a whole cryptid field guide. I printed it and bound it in a nice folder for him
**Names have been covered and Cryptid histories have been edited down to be appropriate for a generally anxious 11 year old, so don't get mad at how washed out The Jersey Devil's history is. I didn't want to give his over active imagination nightmare fuel while at camp.
Made in canva with all of the free stuff I could get my hands on at the time.
#cryptids#void screams#void does artsy stuff#bigfoot#chupacabra#yeti#jersey devil#mothman#loch ness monster#rosewell incident#rosewell
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I'll fix the text and clean it up when I get better brushes
acrylic on cardboard (notebook cover)
#the cropping is a bit weird but it's a notebook cover#thank you monster for making me finish this#the mechanisms#the bifrost incident#neos doodles#art#paint
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hiii! congrats on 1k! may i pls have alma from gokurakugai w friends, amusement park n 22:22?
this was so cute i loved this prompt. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! hope u enjoy :*
my 1k event!
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Alma's hand is warm, almost too warm against yours. His fingers are intertwined with yours, scratchy and calloused. The summer heat has gotten to the both of you, and you hope that the sweat collecting in your palm doesn't bother him as he drags you around the park.
It's late, and the sun went down a few hours ago, but the heat of it still lingers on your skin. Your feet are aching and you think if you walk around for any longer, your legs will crumple underneath you like paper. But Alma's so—warm, and kind, and he looks back at you with this stupid beaming smile as he leads you around all the corny games and rides. Your stomach is still swirling from the last rollercoaster you went on, and your pockets are very light from the sheer volume of money you’ve lost to ball-toss games.
"There's— oh! They're selling takoyaki over there," he points out, attention moving rapidly from you to the food stands to the crowds of people around you. "You know, we tried making takoyaki ourselves once, at the agency with everyone, and it was pretty good! I wish you were there for that."
Wish. He wishes you were there. There's a stirring in your chest at the thought of being wanted by a friend.
Unfortunately, the sight of the long, winding line in front of the takoyaki stand mixed with the darkening sky reminds you that you do have responsibilities. Like the math homework due tomorrow that you've neglected for the whole week, and the dreadful bus that you have to catch at seven tomorrow in order to even make it to school on time.
"Alma," you call for him, and he whips his head back to look at you. His smile falters. Your expression must give you away, then—the guilt, the frustration, the ache.
"I have school tomorrow," you explain with nothing short of dismay in your voice, "It's— it's pretty late right now. I have to go. I'm so sorry, it was really fun, seriously—"
"Hey!" he cuts in, already grinning again and pulling you close to him with the hand still wrapped in yours. "It’s seriously fine! I did keep you out pretty late, huh. I didn't even notice."
And he looks around—at the people still walking and wandering and having fun, and your heart sinks. You're a buzzkill, and you know that, but you're already failing a class and you can't risk missing any more days of school. Alma—you don't think he really gets it, and that makes it worse. In the grand scheme of things, you don't know too much about Alma—how he works—but you know that he doesn't go to school the way that you do. Every time you've hung out on a weekday, it's been cut short by a call from home or your own consciousness screaming at you to get back and do your work before you flunk out.
"I really am sorry," your hand squeezes around him, breath stuttering in anticipation as you mentally beg him to squeeze back, just to signal that he's not so upset about this. "I would— I would stay out for longer, but… Alma, really. I’m sorry.”
“You apologize way too much,” he says, earnest and honest and still smiling the way he always does at you, with something warm between his lips. “Hey, um, can we go on one last ride? I’ll pay for your ticket. The— the ferris wheel?”
He’s so stupid, and it’s corny and cheesy and ridiculous, but you see the heat of hope on the apples of his cheeks and his eyes dart around from yours to the flickering lights behind you. Your lungs squeeze, and so does your hand around his. You’re a weak person, too weak against Alma and the fond feeling in your chest. You relent easily.
“Okay,” you agree, lips curling in giddiness and wonder. Alma laughs a little bit, breathy and relieved, and promises to take you home after this one last ride, and you can’t find it in yourself to feel guilty when you get home late, math homework untouched, responsibilities replaced by the fluttering in your stomach.
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#nora hits 1k#alma x reader#alma gokurakugai x reader#gokurakugai x reader#gokurakugai alma x reader#the gokuraku district's third avenue incident#gokurakugai#alma#alma gokurakugai#gokurakugai fic#this was very much supposed to be like bffs#the feeling of ur first close friend#i was heavily and deeply and painfully reminded of kanata while writing this#i miss her#also could u imagine being friends with someone ur age that does cool stuff like fighting monsters#and ur like “oh yeah i do math homework...sometimes...”
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Damian stands before the corpse of his brother.
Is it a corpse? He doesn't know.
They had come to this lonely stretch of land that was once called amity park because something something. Damian hadn't really cared. It was supposed to be a simple get in and get out situation . They were already much busier with their own cases .
Eerie ruined houses and buildings seemed to paint a rather depressing picture. Because you could feel that people used to live here. Half drunken bottles and stollers were out. Just like if everyone just disappeares while walking. But the rotting flesh In the strollers seemed to suggest that darker things have happened here. The everyday norm seemed to frame the gateway to hell. The green glow was the only thing that was truly out of the ordinary.
Perhaps it's just an opening to another Lazarus pit.
But It doesn't feel like a normal Lazarus pit . Damian would know that better than anyone. It somehow felt brighter. And an electric buzz permeated the air. It felt sickening. The destroyed sign makes somewhat of an archway for the entrance. It says Fen- something something? The letter had long fallen off from the elements
"God, bloody hell. This place just reeks of infinite realms," the laughing magician commented before pulling another cigarette from his pocket.
"Infinite realms?" Father grunted
"Don't get your panties twisted. There's a reason I didn't tell you about them, the more you know the harder they are to deal with"
There were more mindless chatter between his family. But Damian ignored that in favor of staring down the archway . It felt like a cold shiver on his back and a horrible burning sensation on the palm of his right hand. Weird.
Damian knew that what awaited him was death. He didn't know whose though.
"Do you feel that?" Damian asked before he could stop himself
Grayson turned to look at him, raising his eyebrow. "Babybat, what? What feeling?"
Damian knew he already walked into communication.
"The cold shiver, and the burning sensation on your right palm"
"Ha! Just sounds like your scared demon brat"
"Forget it"
And they promptly walked into hell.
Damian I've missed you so much! But it's dangerous here. You'll get caught by him
Inside Damian felt as if he was walking for years. All with that , horrible disgusting smell. Burnt flesh and plastic. So overwhelming that his eyes stung even through his mask. He had to wake with his eyes half closed. Stumbling his way through the uneven terrain.
Winding corridors made out of crushed rubble.
Damian , be careful there is sharp glass there
Eerie glow that never seems to get closer.
Damian? I really don't like the Lazarus pits
It was dark and an encompassing ceiling above him felt like spiderwebs, a trap. But beyond that you could see the sky.
Hey Damian? Let's go stargazing again!
Hey Damian please don't go further
Something kept bothering him but he didn't know what. But he kept on walking.
And eventually they found themselves in a big chamber. Lazarus pit waters filled the caver like a lake. Beautiful flowers that seemed misplaced grow up to the sky.
The sky.
Maybe that was the source of the discomfort?. They came in at dawn.
It shouldn't have been dark .
And the stars were wrong. How long did they walk for?
Long enough. Just go please
There was a huge rift. Beyond were Lazarus green lands with floating landscapes. Sometimes you could see something big float by . Damian wonders if they were living or just a part of the landscape.
Beautifully enchanting. Like freedom, feeling of wind on your ski-
And then Damian's eyes fell on the thing. How could he have not noticed that.
Please get away that is not me that is not me that is not me that is not me
Like some kind of a lost puppet it was hung in front of the rift. That was the source of the smell. A white suit that once had been sterile, burnt and fused with the flesh below. Dark burnt hair that hung and thankfully concealed the empty eyes.
For once Damian was thankful he couldn't see something. He just felt that if he saw the thing's eyes, he would never recover.
Because that face.
He knew that face
It was one of he had forgotten a long time ago.
Damian please that is not me plEase. I aM LOSiNg my SeLF
A brother that went missing during a mission.
"God what the fuck is that" Grayson's voice broke Damian's trance.
Damian frowned. It didn't feel appropriate to talk here.
Hide. Hide hide hide hide
A voice broke the silence soon after.
"I advise you to leave immediately" a familiar voice. From the oh so familiar corpse . It grated against his ears. And the corpse moved in tandem. Exaggerated and cartoonish but in a horrid way like a machine struggling to run in their later years. It felt like it was coming from everywhere at once.
Hey Damian let's not go here
Damian it's not a good idea to be here take you family and leave
Damian, let's go another route
I can barely maintain luciedicy please listen to me
"I advice you to leave immediately" just like clockwork. The exact same tone, the exact same horrid little dance.
"Well we can't. Well we can't before we know why In the everliving earth there is a direct portal to the infinite realms here." Constantine seemed to have nonchalance as he spoke but Damian saw his cold sweat. And eyes darting , trying to look anywhere but directly at it .
The corpse directly ignored Constantine. It turned to him . Each movement sharp and gutted.
"Damian we are finally together again :) "
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#danny phantom au#is this done yet?#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#dc x dp prompt#huh#a moment of inspiration led me to this#i wanted to draw but i couldnt rwnder the picture in my head out so ehhh#i dont even know what is happening here#but twin dami and danny#uhhhh so loike danny instead of getting super powers while dying#gets turned into an eldritch monster instead like the other kids#so like timeline here#danny dami as kids in the league -> danny goes on mission -> gets adopted as a fenton -> the portal incident -> instead of turning into#a cool hero he becomes a monster -> at first because he and everyone thought he was just a meta he was just the normal phantom shit -> then#realized he was dead -> everyone realized these werent the normal ghost themed metas -> bcuz they revealed to be ghosts more of the hidden#FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE is seen by the people#like in this au i was foliwing that one au where the infinite realms is actually the primodial chaos#so there ought to be like consequences to knowing that shit#danny splinters into two parts#one montstrous and manipulative part and one kind and protective part#danny tries to protect everyone from himself but oh shit everyone is insane arleady!#leading most people to do the oneway trick to the otherside with just a rope#danny wants to leave but like there is a demon there like he cant leave it or itll be able to leave
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Autistic Anime Boys Side B Round 1 Match 20
Propaganda:
Houtarou -
"This guy has maybe 3 spoons on any given day, tops. Could be a great teen detective if he gave even a little bit of a damn. He has such high mental inertia that it takes a pretty girl to (sometimes physically) drag him into an activity."
Kabane -
"Kabane is a half-kemono ghoul who can regenerate endlessly without feeling pain. He was raised in a small farming town where he was made to do manual labor and neglected emotionally and physically. His emotions and social skills are dulled due to this abusive upbringing and his ghoul heritage; he rarely facially emotes and speaks in a perpetual monotone (in the anime). He also continually wears and buys the same clothes, and has bought at least 5 of the same sweater.
He tends to take things very literally and agrees with others' requests very readily. On his childhood farm, he didn't say or do anything when his adoptive brother killed him to avoid awkwardness. When he meets another kemono (a feminine male), he very frankly tells him that he's very pretty, a somewhat major social faux pas that Kabane doesn't register. When another kemono asks, "what brought you here?" as a general question, Kabane says "a car"- technically correct, but contextually blind. Kabane also dismembers himself to escape the same kemono's hazing instead of taking the more obvious route of asking for help.
Kabane also seems to have trouble understanding the concept of relationships between people. In an attempt to understand his parents' relationship, he conducts an investigation into the concept of "love". Eventually he concludes that love is a form of mutual gratitude between people, and he shows this by giving tissues (a handy item) to the object of his "love", his mentor (a man in his late 30's). He gets along best with Kon, another kemono with tendencies toward extreme literal interpretations."
#tumblr polls#autistic anime boys poll#hyouka#houtarou oreki#oreki houtarou#kemono jihen#kabane kusaka#kusaka kabane#monster incidents
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one of my pet peeves is any attempt in hotd fic to present the driftmark fight as uniquely the fault or evidence of evil in any particular kid/group of kids/color team, like-they were children socially programmed to look down on each other for being girls, bastards, and/or dragonless, were further influenced by their parents' intergenerational baggage, had their navigations of these hierarchies thrown off balance by various forms of extreme trauma, and THEN were given access to sharp objects and living nukes. somebody was going to get seriously hurt at some point, it was inevitable no matter who reacted to what stressor. then the only course of healing modeled by adults on either side of the conflict was bloody revenge, which only exacerbated the issue.
the whole point isn't pointing out extreme moral flaws in these children, it's that they're forced into increasingly violent situations before they can really develop any personalities at all and the adults in their lives are so marked by their own violent upbringings that instead of realizing "hey, our kids being taught to hate each other for the stupidest reasons imaginable resulted in one of them being partially blinded, we need to change how we interact with one another extremely fast before they end up dead" they double down. because hotd doesn't work as a story of good vs evil, despite fans (and show runners) attempting to frame it that way, it's the story of an incredibly sick social hierarchy's self-destruction via how it treats and mistreats its young.
#i feel like a lot of this should be self-explanatory but i've seen some shit#'aemond should have' 'luke should have' WHICH FUCKING GROWNUP GAVE JACE A KNIFE#house of the dragon#a song of ice and fire#driftmark#the driftmark incident#monsters talks hotd#like why is aemond being taught to view his cousins with contempt for being born out of wedlock#why is rhaena not being shown healing methods separate from claiming vhagar (which she clearly doesn't want to do but feels compelled to)#why are the kids being taught not having a dragon is the worst flaw ever#and the answer is that these are all of course societal issues bigger than any one single group or peson
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10/24/2024:
20 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)
14 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)
#episode: We Fixed Halloween With Actually Scary Monsters#We have matched the current Cats record#20 episodes without cats incident#14 episodes without cascada incident#drawfee
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Okay this is self indulgent and stupid and cringe buutttttt
Billfiddlesford monster high au…
AH AH AH HEAR ME OUT!!!
ford growing up not knowing he’s a monster (like g3 clawdeen) and runs away one day after getting bullied for being a freak and stumbles upon Monster High, is absolutely FASCINATED Of course. not paying attention he literally runs into Fiddleford who is a Franken monster and fidds is just as excited to see a “Normie” as ford is to see a monster, (classic tries to shake hands but fidds hand falls off shenanigans) fidds gives ford a tour of the school when at the end who walks through the front doors but popular pretty boy bill cipher a Bogeyman/mummy hybrid (born as a bogeyman in ancient Egypt as a royal who tormented his people with nightmares until his people mummified him alive) fidds is like “ugh” and starts telling Stanford how popular and horrible bill is only to look over and see ford absolutely heart eyes at bill “well you’re done for, I’ll make sure you get a nice funeral”
Like just imagine
Bill meeting ford for the first time: …what is a normie doing here?
Fidds holding up Stanfords six fingers*
Bill: …that cannot count?
Ford: actually I think I can count pretty well… with 12 fingers and all heh.. heh…
Bill: ohhhh he’s funny! Maybe I should keep him as a pet~
Fidds: Bill monsters keeping humans as pets hasn’t been legal in hundreds of years, you know this…
*Ford is now a flustered freak who just had to witness his newfound crush want to keep him as a pet, which was apparently a common enough procedure in the past that it had to be outlawed”
Also
Bill pulling out of bag full of bottles: I have all my organs in jars, including my heart because I’m just extra like that!
Fidds mumbling: …explains why you’re such a bitch
Ford: but wait, I thought Mummys were supposed to keep their heart so they can pass into the afterliffff…. …Oh
Bill: …yeah, my people really hated me!
Fidds: …I wonder why
#i am cringe but i am free#my autistic ass slamming my special interest together anyway I can#gravity falls#gravity falls au#whats Stan doing in this au? Well considering this takes place after the science fair incident I’d say being homeless#monster high au#billfiddlesford#billford#fiddauthor#fiddlebill#text post
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