#mod sixer

[regretquartet]

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Agent: there you go, Zombie. Now everyone knows who's the star of the show.

[billcipher-rpblog]

ooc: A not at all comprehensive timeline of everything that has happened in the past like week or so. you’re so welcome - @butterfly-eye 🦋

SUNDAY, 25/8/2024

Bill meets a pre-betrayal Ford (perspective-scientist)

Bill bullies a high school student over a failed test

People begin to question Bill and Ford’s relationship and also Bill’s emotional stability. Bill denies that they were together, but admits Ford “MATTERED TO [him] A LITTLE.”.

The Bill Cipher hug arc begins.

Wendy prank calls the Therapism

Bill explains that one of the reasons he refuses to recover because he will be reincarnated as a new being without his memories.

MONDAY, 26/8/2024

Hug anon ramps up the pressure. They will hug this triangle.

Ronishappy makes a deal with Bill: if he makes a portal for Bill, he can eat Bill’s hat.

The hat is yucky but a deal is a deal. Ron explodes the portal he made.

Anons continue torturing Bill with reminders of his existentially horrifying backstory.

Bill writes poetry. He doesn’t share it but he does write it.

If Bill was a crustacean, he would simply Not Be One.

17ghostsinatrenchcoat makes Bill a new, ford-free header.

Ron gets a portal for Bill, but can’t break the glass :(

Bill Gets The Hug.

TUESDAY, 27/8/2024

A Ford (ford-between-dimensions) tries to get past Ford to shut down the portal he made.

Bill tries to keep denying that he was in a relationship with Ford at any point.

Past-Ford ducks out of the whole ordeal. Bill says he wants “a Ford who won’t leave [him]”

Ford and Bill keep fighting on main

Ron tries to get Bill to forgive him :(

Bill’s mother is there???

After a little needling, Bill admits that he and Ford were together and that Ford dumped him.

Ford shows up to the Therapism. Bill tries to ask Ford to break him out. They argue.

Karaoke Night is brought up.

Bill continues to be tormented about his childhood.

WEDNESDAY, 28/8/2024

Ron tries to make another portal for Bill! Unfortunately, Minecraft Nether portals do not work for real interdimensional travel.

Bill still loves Sixer. It is not mutual.

Someone snitches on Bill to the Axolotl.

Bill gets bullied by a lesser deity (kanonswifesfwblog)

Ron makes another new portal.

Fox anon is also working on a portal. I don’t remember when this started.

Mod learns how to do yellow text

Bill is bullied by therapy.

Ron finishes his new portal!

Ron’s new portal lights on fire.

Bill and Ford have another post-marital dispute because Ford accidentally called the “One Sixer Please” thing sweet.

Ron gets trapped in the bucket dimension and the portal is lost. Ford helps him get home.

THURSDAY, 29/8/2024

Dipper and Bill fight. mixter-therapy-deity tries to mediate.

Ron returns home safe and traumatized.

Bill slips up and says he doesn’t care about Ron’s feelings and was just using him. Ron is vexed.

Bill apologizes and ‘promises’ to care more about Ron. I think he and Ford adopted a child together despite being divorced.

Fox anon finishes their portal but turns it off at the last second.

17ghostsinatrenchcoat creates a rift and activates it.

Bill says something not-mean to Ron.

Bill fucked the old man.

Will Cipher shows up and Bill has an Issue with it.

Bill is freeeeee! He starts breaking out all the other Bills too.

Ron gives his triangle dad some presents :3

Bill stalls with starting Weirdmageddon 2.0

Ford and Bill have the single most childish argument they ever have /vpos and Bill starts?? flirting??

FRIDAY, 30/8/2024

We found Waldo (ask-lumpy-waldo)

Mod discovers that yellow text doesnt work

The Billford flirting turns back into arguing.

Fish Anon wants them to just kiss already (literally)

Karaoke Night.

Bill threatens the Anons.

mixter-therapy-deity learns of Bill’s escape

Bill emotionally manipulates Past-Ford into solving the formula for the barrier around Gravity Falls.

The Collector doesn’t know what’s going on but they’re scared.

Bill may or may not be the biological father of Phineas Flynn.

Bill’s mental health is once again called into question.

Ron is helping Ford escape the Nightmare Realm, to Bill’s chagrin.

Fresh Sans is here

Bill gets bullied by a moth (moonstone-chaos)

Bill is bullied by a teenage girl.

Bill is ghosted by his ex.

The Therapy Deity promises to recapture Bill.

The Collector tries to teach Bill about compassion. Results pending.

(Mod) HELP THIS IS AMAZING?? This is actually so funny, I laughed irl a lot so many times while reading this-

Uh yeah to those confused anons who aren't crusty iPad kids who check tumblr every 5 seconds like me, feel free to use this guide to catch up (I might put in updates too, we'll see how this goes)

[ford-between-dimensions]

Hey mod, how do you feel abt ppl doing crossover type stuff in the asks? like having characters from other series interacting with old sixer /genq

(Mod: I don’t mind, though sometimes idk the character. Feel free though, Fords weird so its normally funny anyway lol)

[reha-bill-itated]

[image id: /A drawing of bill cipher, who is now a human with dark skin, yellow eyes, sharp yellow teeth, black hair with gray streaks which is shaved on one side, slightly pointy ears, and a scar running along the right side of his face across his eye. He is wearing a dark purple sweater with a slightly lighter red triangle pattern over the whole sweater. There is an overlay of red lighting across his entire body. There is a yellow speech bubble with black text out to the side which reads, "HEY MORTALS!" in all capital letters. /end id]

I'M BACK!

Did you miss me? HA, what am I saying, of course you did! You may be wondering why, or how, I'm back on Earth... long story short, it's part of my "healing and rehabilitation" or whatever. I'm supposed to be making amends, rebuilding bridges, yada yada, all that stupid sappy stuff. So, I got sent back to Gravity Falls in a more or less useless meat suit until I do that. Which means I'll be stuck here for a while. I heard from the grapevine there's some wacky multiverse stuff going on here on Tumblr lately, so I figured, why not check it out? Not like I have anything better to do. Might see what Sixer's up to...

[ OOC: Hey there! I'm the mod of this account. Good to see you here!

To get this out of the way... don't bring up ships that involve incest or pedophilia on this account. The mod has personal trauma surrounding both of those things.

Swearing is fine, a little bit of implied nsfw is alright but don't get graphic, and most importantly, be nice. I plan to draw for this account sometimes, but don't expect art a lot! I'm neurodivergent and currently a senior in high school, so I get burnt out very easily.

Sometimes my text won't be in yellow, I only have access to my computer some of the time, sorry about that. Imagine that when text is in yellow, Bill is speaking with his usual distorted voice, and when it is plain, he is speaking in a more human tone. ]

[sewers-headmates]

hi darling(s)! like everyone else, we've been indulging in the gravity falls resurgence, and with that has come some (honestly, expected) fictives! dipper and i are fairly fleshed out, but sixer could use some work.

could i please get a stanford pines introject pack. as canon-compliant or canon-divergent as you'd like. some small requests/details: they need to experience romantic attraction to some degree, and we'd like them to be transharmed and/or transcultleader! no rush!

- b!ll c!pher (the rosebud collective / @roses-bah-garden )

of course ^^ decided to indulge myself a bit and though this fandom isn’t one of my main interested i went with our long form

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Info

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Name: Stanford

Middle Name: Filbrick

Last Name: Pines

Nicknames: Ford, Sixer

Titles: The Author

Age: 62

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 6’1

Zodiac: cancer

Species: human

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Labels

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Gender: cis male

Sexual Orientation: homosexual

Romantic Orientation: homoromantic

Mono, Ambi, Poly: mono

cisIDs: human, paranormal investigator, scientist, six fingers, twin, autistic, BPD, nerd, intelligent, OCD

transIDs: transHarmed, transCultLeader, transDiety, transSacrificialLamb, transNPD, transNoEmpathy, Lavenderscentic, transWorshipped, transConsang

Paraphiles: sadomasochist, teratophilia, agonophilia, transConsang

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System Info

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Roles: academic/work alter

Source: gravity falls

Notable Source Memories/Details:

- used to date Fiddleford McGucket, though they broke up on good terms

- has a matching friendship bracelet with Stan he has even to today

- may or may not have had a passionate affair with a specific triangle demon he will deny

Front Triggers: bill, his family, source media, school, work, science

Sign Offs: -Ford, -🧬🔬, -🧬📓

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Personality

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Summery: Stanford is a bit overly serious and doesn’t tend to understand or enjoy humor the same as others. He is fiercely loyal to his family and those who have earned his trust but cold to those who hasn’t earned that closeness. Ford cares deeply for nature and has an enjoyment for weird or supernatural things.

Likes: nature, his family, friendships, supernatural things, space

Dislikes: people, social interactions

Hobbies: investigations, writing, work, education, science

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Fun Extras

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Typing Style: Tends to type in an overly formal way and uses proper punctuation and capitalization.

Playlist: not mine, 5h19m

Opinion Stances: dislikes discourse more focused on his own things, proship, comship, radqueer, complex contact

Kinlist:

Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony

Erik/The Phantom - Phantom Of The Opera

Crowkin

Sheepkin

Appearance:

Aesthetic:

hope you enjoy! had to whip out the big guns for ya because we can lol

reminder if you want this form you have to ask for it (and we’ll mostly only do it for sources on our source list)

-mod richie

[obscure-skirmish]

Propaganda under the cut!

Duck-tective: "There's a detective and he's a duck. He has a British policeman sidekick but his sidekick used to be a penguin. Not a lot's known about the plot of the show tho. The characters are very hyped to watch the season finale and they have Ducktective themed-snacks and merch. There are a few meta jokes like "he had a twin brother all along" and "Ducktective has a big mystery element and a lot of humour that goes over kids' heads"."

Funyarinpa: "an abstract image is framed in a room. one of the characters asks the protagonist, junpei, "hey, what do you think this picture looks like?" and he says it's a funyarinpa and everyone bullies him. it later gets revealed it's a downscaled, abstract portrait of a dog"

Mod note: Funyarinpa probably shouldn't count but it's funny so it stays.

[askbillchiper]

The more I see the more I’m convinced it’ll never work out. I’ve already given up on trying to fix my parents’ relationship, it’s probably time you did the same.

- Cassandra 🔥

(Haha she doesn’t know they’re gonna get back together in the end everyone point and laugh)

- Mod Princey 👑

I CAN'T.

CASSANDRA, SIXER IS THE ONLY HUMAN I'VE EVER REALLY CARED FOR GENUINELY IN A ROMANTIC WAY, AS MUCH AS IT DISGUSTS ME.

[acroagoraphobe]

Shout-out to my friens fnf mod (Sixer is in the bacground on a song)

[cavenewstimes]

“Fuck Trae Young” chants erupt in New York after the Knicks game 1 win vs the Sixers

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[lazyhousecarly]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Vintage NBA Dress Minidress Basketball Cheerleader Sexy Short Small Unique Rare.

[paulisded]

The Ledge #554: New Releases

Everybody knows the drill by now. The first Friday of the month means it's new release night at The Ledge headquarters (aka my bedroom). Somewhat weirdly, though, is that this February episode is technically the first new release show of the year. But that's due to the Teenage Kicks subtheme necessitating a December 30 airing of the January new release show. Make sense?

Speaking of "Teenage Kicks", I'm so happy that this week's submission is by Sixgun Republic leader Christopher Chancey! He's got sort of a rockabilly vibe going through his little version, and I love the use of a piano! Chancey also submitted an old cover of "Sonic Reducer" his band put out back in 2007. Thanks Christopher!!!

Do you have a version of this seminal tune to submit? Do you have a little bit of time you can set aside to record a track to air? Please submit it to me! I'm so blown away by the reaction to "52 Weeks of Teenage Kicks"! A few bands have already promised to forward a submission in the near future, but the more versions the better! If you have any questions, please contact me at paulisded@gmail.com 

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW!

1. CHRISTOPHER CHANCEY, Teenage Kicks

2. Sixgun Republic, Sonic Reducer

3. Iggy Pop, Strung Out Johnny

4. J.T. IV, A Fix Of Rock and Roll

5. Guided By Voices, Another Day to Heal

6. Robert Forster, She’s A Fighter

7. King Tuff, Portrait Of God

8. Glyders, Geneva Strangemod

9. Ambassador Hazy, If You Could

10. Malibu Lou & The Attackers, Teenage Kicks

11. The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, One More Drink (ft. John Easdale)

12. Matweeds, Stay

13. Continental, State O' Maine

14. The Laissez Fairs, Kathleen Caffeine

15. The Shang Hi Los, Plymouth Rock

16. Steve Stoeckel, Mod Girl

17. The Heavy Sixers, Worlds Gonna End

18. Local Drags, Feelin In Stereo

19. Tommy and The Rockets, Buckle Up

20. CC Voltage, Berliner Pilsner

21. Torpedohead, All Those Wasted Years

22. Bass Drum Of Death, Keys to the City

23. Dash Rip Rock, True Drunk Love

24. The Men, Hard Livin'

25. Fucked Up, Found

26. Critical Response, April Fools

27. Strange Attractor, Dog Walker

28. R. Ring, Hug

29. Juniper, She Steals Candy

30. The C.I.A., Impersonator

31. Kepi Ghoulie, The Perfect Girl 

32. Ryan Smith, I Wanna Destroy You

33. Blast Choir, Bully in the Fight

34. Devil Love, Down By the Seashore

35. Tee Vee Repairmann, Out Of Order

36. The Heck, On My Nerves

37. The Tubs, Two Person Love

38. Tetnis, Chain of Command

39. Rotary Club, American Tower

40. The Lemon Drop Gang, The Party's Over

[regretquartet]

So, how are you guys going?

Agent - Camper! Stop worrying people!

Camper - But it's true!

Agent - He's still recovering after becoming a tree.

Camper - It's an Ent!

Agent - ANYWAYS that's a great question to start us out. Agent Forsythe didn't want people coming into Raz's mind and... Well, no one wanted that at all. But we still need checking in. Feel free to send anything our way. The sooner we get everything out there, the sooner we can get off therapy and back to work!

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

((THE SQUIPS ARE FUCKING INTENSE HOLY SHIT))

((Yeah :0 They’re based off the Sixers in the novel, who pretty much do the same thing

But, well, when there’s billions and billions of dollars at stake, some people would do anything to get that kind of money…even if it meant killing other competitors for it. The whole entire corporation is just evil—you can understand now why Jeremy hates them so much, right?))

[ford-between-dimensions]

(The bad time message was "Don't call me that", man seriously HOW DID YOU DO THIS I HAVE NO WORDS nice blog)

(mod: hehehehe I was giggling abt that one. If Bill or Stan called him Sixer he wouldn’t even bat an eye. But nope, that anon was speaking a bit too familiarly for his liking. Also thanks!)

[ciphers-crypt]

△ HEYA FLESHLINGS, BILL CIPHER HERE! LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. YOU ADMIRE MY SHRINE TO MYSELF, AND IN RETURN, I DON'T TRAP YOUR MIND IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM FOR ALL ETERNITY. DEAL? 🤝🔥△

[A Bill Cipher kinnie aesthetic blog. Feel free to send asks and I'll respond in character!]

[More below the cut:]

DNI:

INFO:

△ Pro-ship (especially pines//cest and bill//dip, or if you ship Bill with any minors) △ Truscum/transmed △ LGBTQ+ exclusionist/gatekeeper (including but not limited to: anti-nonbinary, anti-ace/aro, anti-mspec lesbians/gays, and many more. basically just be cool) △ Anti-kin, and/or pro-factkin

△ Anti-endogenic systems

△ TERFs/SWERFs △ Racist

ABOUT ME: △ I post a lot of horror content, be warned! Body horror, gore, unreality, etc. △ The mod is a nonbinary adult, you're free to use they/them for me. I'm not likely to post much OOC here, but will if necessary, so don't be afraid to ask if you've got questions for Me specifically △ Bill Cipher here is Also nonbinary - you're free to refer to me-as-Bill with he/him, it/its, and xe/xir. Those are my preferences, but I'm always looking for new pronouns, so if you have neopronouns you think would fit for Bill, feel free to try em out. Bill isn't extremely concerned with what people call him. △ In our post-canon, Sixer resurrected me as a human-ish entity that ended up living with him in the shack. We're gay and in love, you know how it goes. I run this blog as if it's during that time period. △ Bill Cipher is aware of the multiverse, including the one(s) where Gravity Falls is a cartoon. This is to say you're welcome to send asks referring to the show, or you can send asks in character as your kins or a resident of Gravity Falls, and I'll respond basically as if you're from an alternate universe.

OTHER: △ I'm not looking for canonmates, but if you'd like to meet my Sixer, he's @beneath-the-shack. △ Sourcemates and doubles are welcome to interact! △ My canon lines up with the show in most major ways, just with a bit more detail in my memories than what we see in the show. I feel like the show leaves a lot of details open to interpretation because of Bill's nature as a chronic liar, and so I've got details going on in my kin canon that aren't established in the show but could technically be canon there. Book of Bill is not canon for me - my post-show and backstory events are different. △ This blog ships Billford. My Ford and I are partners IRL.

TAGS:

CHARACTER TAGS: △ SIXER (Stanford Pines) △ SHINER (Stanley Pines) △ PINE TREE (Dipper Pines) △ SHOOTING STAR (Mabel Pines) △ QUESTION MARK (Jesús "Soos" Ramirez) △ CHILLER (Wendy Corduroy) △ STARSIGHT (Gideon Gleeful) △ SPECS (Fiddleford McGucket) △ ??? (Pacifica Northwest) (don't remember what i called her yet LOL) △ HEARTACHE (Robbie Valentino) △ TIMEPIECE (Blendin Blandin) All others tagged by name!

PLACES: △ GRAVITY FALLS △ MINDSCAPE △ MULTIVERSE △ MYSTERY SHACK △ NIGHTMARE REALM △ SECOND DIMENSION

THEMES & SYMBOLS: △ ALL SEEING EYE △ EYES △ TRIANGLES △ DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES △ REMEMBERING AND FORGETTING △ LET'S MAKE A DEAL (deal making) △ ❔ (question marks - tagged like this so it doesn't get mixed in with soos' tag)

STORY: △ UNTIL THE END OF TIME (my relationship with fordsy 💛) △ THINGS CHANGE (angsty breakup period billford ]: ) △ THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (when I was dead!) △ WE'LL MEET AGAIN (post-canon!) △ HUMAN ENOUGH (guess who got a humanoid form!)

OTHER: △ CIPHER SPEAKS (Original text posts) △ CIPHER'S ART (I draw sometimes but only when it's funny) △ INTERACTIONS (In-character convo) △ BENEATH-THE-SHACK (my Sixer <3) △ MEMORIES (explicit discussion of kin memories) △ CIPHER'S SECRETS (codes and riddles and all kinds of clues!) △ CIPHER'S SOLUTIONS (the answers to said codes, blacklist if you don't want to see them! I won't usually post these myself, I like to leave the solving to you all) △ SIXER'S SECRETS (secrets, but the ones Sixer posts) △ SIXER'S SOLUTIONS (the solutions thereof!

[jacqcrisis]

more lumberyard monster stuff including characters and monster anatomy. putting under read more cause LONG

characters: 

Sixer: monster man. no idea what he is or where he came from, only that he doesn’t want to go back. is generally playful, lazy, incredibly quick to learn, curious, and a trouble maker when he’s bored. loves his tv, the dog, eating, annoying Dale, sleeping, and Alvin. 

Alvin: lover boy. Tony’s nephew. Started working at the lumberyard not long before they found Sixer. is kind of quiet, gentle, relatively down to earth, clearly beat down already even in his mid-twenties, not helped by his verbally abusive and manipulative girlfriend who eventually becomes his fiancee as he doesn’t know how to get out of the relationship. loves working with him hands, modding/fixing things, old cars, all kinds of music, and chilling with Sixer.

Tony: the dad guy. first generation American. mom immigrated to U.S. from Mexico. loves motorcycles, making people smile, and his wife. is second pony to the owner, runs the saws, and is basically the lumberyard’s HR department. has four kids and is all-around a nice guy. see’s the yard crew as a second family. Named Sixer for his six limbs and is very proud of that fact. Thinks of him as his ‘buddy’.

Charlie: bull dyke owner. Took over the yard from her father. is happily married to a law professor. loves bourbon, her motorcycle, and her dog. used to smoke, has the smoker’s voice and laugh, and chews nicotine gum like her life may depend on it. is tough but fair. pretty no nonsense with most of her workers, but Tony who is both a family friend and her second in command and Sixer, who she dotes on in her own way.

Dale: Shitty guy. Hates paying child support. Just the worst. An HR nightmare before Sixer came along to keep him in place.

Brian: Alvin’s friend who also works at the yard. Likes to drag race, pick up chicks, and kind of instigates Dale even if he doesn’t mean to. Is kind of ambivalent to Sixer but likes the novelty of having this weird monster at the yard

McKenzie: cashier girl/secretary. Doesn’t work in the yard itself, but spends all day inside answering the phone and cashing out orders. Single-mother in her early twenties and Charlie allows her to bring her kid to work when she can’t get a babysitter especially with Sixer around cause he likes watching the kid. Kind of stuck up, kind of a party girl, but is fun to be around.

Scruff: Is a dog. Some kind of large shepherd mix. Loves to follow Sixer and is the one who initially found him on a rainy afternoon, injured and hiding behind the saw mill.

Angela: Charlie’s wife. visits the yard from time to time. Tony calls her the big boss because everyone watches themselves when she’s around. Is beloved by all save for Dale. Sixer has some kind of crush on her.

Monster anatomy bits: 

- Sixer is a strange mixture of ape, panthera, and reptile in body shape, while gait swaps between felid and simian depending on the situation. is capable of sitting on his haunches to get a better look around and capable of walking for a limited time on two legs, though very awkwardly. hips generally sit lower to the ground than shoulders while walking on all fours as forelimbs are slightly longer than backlegs. is capable of reaching speeds of 35mph for an extremely limited time and can leap up to 30ft horizontally though is capable of walking for days on end if needed.

- is covered in large golden brown plated scales that are smooth to the touch. from the shoulder to just before the hips are large thick black spines ranging in length that can be raised and lowered at will to be flush against the back or stand straight up. spines are used to sense vibrations and temperature changes in the air to make up for piss poor hearing. also has some very vibrant neon blue markings that show up after his winter shed during the springtime along his back and sides and that fade by mid-summer. 

- skull and face shape is vaguely human in that it is forward facing and very flat though with noticeable differences. face is covered in smaller thinner scales. eyes are larger, green-yellow in color with round pupils and has two sets of eyelids, one for blocking out light, the other for blocking out dust, debris, and water while still maintaining sight. nostrils are almost flush to the face and also large, covered by sensitive receptors that are activated by a chemical in his saliva, excellent at smelling. brow has bumpy ridges that stick out instead of eyebrows. jawbone is bisected and each side is capable of limited independent movement. has no lips. tongue is long and teeth are more ape like. has no external ear and is genuinely not great at hearing unless someone it talking directly at him. has a crop of black hair/fur on top of head that never grows longer than inch along with a few more psuedo-horns around the crown that are dull.

- six limbed. two hind legs and four arms, each ending in a foot/hand with four digits. one set of arms is slightly larger than the other and has larger claws and are used primarily for locomotion, climbing, and fighting/hunting. other set used for more delicate work. scales on the palms of smaller hands are notably thinner and more sensitive to touch for tool work, affection, and object manipulation. Tony jokingly calls the larger arms his ‘fightin’ arms’ and the smaller ones his ‘doin’ arms’

- from head to tip of tail, Sixer is about 12 feet long and from shoulder to ground when on ‘all fours’ stands at about 4 feet tall. tail makes up 30% of body length, is neither stiff nor prehensile, and is capable of a limited amount of wagging closer to the tip, generally used to signal mood though can be used to whip antagonizers.

-he sheds twice a year, the process taking about two weeks from start to finish and these have been dubbed as ‘hell weeks’ by the crew because they have a massive grumpy snappy itchy monster who rubs himself on every rough surface up to and including the buildings, forklifts, the lumber, any unfortunate cars, the fence, and Alvin for 12-16 days. the best way to deal with it is to hose him down twice a day or provide a small pool for him to soak in and give up on trying to get the garage broom from him which he uses to brush himself.

- opportunistic omnivore that can eat almost anything. to lead a healthy diet, requires 70% meat/organ/bone and 30% veg. while svelte, he actually gains a little extra belly cause of the access to a local deer/rabbit overpopulation and the crew just giving him food all the time. 

- has a range of vocalizations and i still haven’t decided if he’s capable of speech or if it’s severely limited and the crew teach him to use asl cause it would make sense if he couldn’t form most words given mouth anatomy and I like it better than unexplained telepathy. i’ll probably go with that.

- genitalia are internal and male in nature. 

monster man and the lumberyard extra bits i thought of:

- Tony gives Sixer a T.V. but it’s only hooked up to local channels so at night he watches a lot of bad television and soap operas.

- Sixer starts crushing on Alvin very quickly, but does not understand how to romance Anyone, so he tries to do a mixture of whats instinctual for him and what he sees on bad T.V. Alvin brushes it off for years, thinking Sixer is Just Like That. it takes him a bit to realize he’s catching feelings because while he is book smart, he also is, regrettably, a himbo

- some sneaky government thing is looking for him. so is a local cryptid hunting group. They get alerted cause some hunters find the remains of deer who’s wounds look nothing like something a local predator could do. no one suspects to look in the dusty lumberyard, of course.

- for holiday parties and get togethers, either Charlie or Tony always hand off a bunch of food to Alvin, telling him to go give it to the ‘old man next door’ so he can get away from his fiancee for a bit and so Sixer doesn’t miss out on the festivities