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[c0llisiion]

DAY 3 — HONGJOONG

★ npr, f!reader, prostitution, pwp, heartbroken!joong, protected sex — lmk if i missed any!!; W/C: 1020 (woops)

Hello! This is part of my kinktober list! Day3 is officially out <3

This is strictly fiction. Any scenario or situation should not be taken seriously. Please refrain from reading if the topics make you uncomfortable.

He was heartbroken. Devastated. Saddened. The fact that his girlfriend cheated on him on the day of their anniversary was something he never expected. He just didn’t know what to do.

Hongjoong sat at the bar with at least 5 empty glasses of whisky around him, the 6th in his hand. His head was lowered, and he looked like a mess. The bouquet he bought for his girlfriend sat next to him disheveled, the flowers broken and dying. 

You walked into the oh so familiar bar with a bright smile, getting recognized by the bartender and a few of the staff. You were a fan favorite in this area. “Heyyy, slow night isn’t it?” You say as you sit in one of the stools, the bartender handing you your go to. The bartender and staffs nodded and hummed in agreement. “Got a few pot bellies and this young fella tonight..” he said, pointing at Hongjoong, whose head was on the table. You tilt your head and look at him confused. “Whats wrong with him?” You ask. The bartender shrugs. “He either got heartbroken or came back from a funeral… but under closer inspection, definitely got his heartbroken." The bartender whispers to you. You nod in understanding and look him up and down, feeling guilty for him. The bartender looked at you and said, “think you can help that fella out?” He said, winking. You smirked and nodded, “They don’t call me a vixen for no reason, right?” You say before striding off to Hongjoong, sitting next to him. You sat and relaxed as the bartender poured you another one. You cleared your throat. “What's gotten into you, handsome?” You say, turning your attention towards him. “600$ for 2 hours.” He says bluntly, his head still low. You look at him wide-eyed before looking at the staffs in the bar to see if this was actually real; they were stunned too. “Excuse me?” He finally lifts his head, giving you a good look of his face; he was drop-dead gorgeous. “I can go higher, just…. Help me ease my mind.” He said, looking at you directly. You look at him contemplating the offer before nodding. “Deal.” 

“Fuckfuck… mm baby-“ you gripped his hair as he ate you out. Your legs were spread on the cheap motel bedding, Hongjoongs face buried in your sopping pussy, your underwear discarded somewhere. You bit your lower lip and pushed his face further into your cunt with loud mewls and whines. Hongjoong was eating you out like a madman. He pushed your thighs up to your chest and dove in further. His tongue deep in your pussy and his nose stimulating your clit. “Mmm.. fuck, you’re so fucking good at this…” you moan as he hums against your cunt before pulling away and slapping it. He lifted himself and plunged his fingers in your pussy, stretching you out. Your eyes rolled back, and your thighs threatened to clamp down. He pulled his fingers out and licked them clean before starting to unbuckle his belt. You lifted yourself up to help him out. “Lemme help you-“ “lay back down.” His tone was harsh and authoritative, making you nod and lay back as you watched him pull out his flush pink cock. You gasped at the size of his length, your hands instinctively moving to reach out for it, but your hand was swatted off by Hongjoong. You pout and whine, “yk I'm supposed to be doing all that foreplay, not you…” you say as he slips on a condom. “Shall I stop and leave you here with nothing?” He looked at you sharply. You gulped and shook your head. “Be a good girl and keep that mouth shut.” You nodded before placing a hand over your mouth. Hongjoong positioned himself in between your legs, spreading your thighs wider. His tipped nudged against your entrance as he coated his tip in your juices. You breathed heavily as he continued teasing your clit and hole. You look at him with pleading eyes, a silent look asking him to fuck you already. He looked at you and smirked before plunging into your pussy, your eyes almost popped out of their sockets at his sudden action. Your breath hitched and your chest heaved as he started moving in you without any warning. He gripped your waist and started going faster, his hips snapped against yours. His cock drove into your pussy at an inhumane speed, grazing your soft, warm walls and hitting your cervix at each thrust. He pulled you closer and angled himself in a way he hit your sweet spot, earning loud cries and moans from you. You were a moaning and panting mess. Your eyes crossed, and you held onto his wrists as his cock continued its relentless assault on your pussy. “J-just like that baby… fuck… you feel so fucking good-“ hongjoong’s eyebrows were furrowed, and sweat ran down his neck and chest, making the white button down, translucent. Your eyes were focused on the way he moved. Wet sounds bounced off the walls as he got you soaking wet. Your pussy was already creaming, collecting at the base of his neatly trimmed cock. You couldn’t help but feel admiration towards him, making you seek out more from him. You pulled him closer to your body, hugging his shoulders and wrapping your legs around his waist as he continued pounding into you. He dropped his head in the crook of your neck, leaving wet kisses from your neck towards your collarbone. You whimpered and whined, clawing at his back as his dick had you on cloud nine. Hongjoong looked down at you, panting, his eyes glossy, and dazed, “feels good? Yeah?” He asks out of breath. You nod, almost in tears, at how good he was giving it to you. He put on a satisfied smirk before kissing you sloppily, and you of course returned the kiss.

In the morning, you woke up to a heavy stack of dollar bills on the nightstand with a small note on the side. “I had fun, until next time? :)”

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[sunnyskiestls]

Raika Hojo - Idol Story 1

(Two years after ES’ establishment. At a park near ES’ building)

Raika: Toryaa~☆

Ahem, it’s time to get tonight’s dinner, thaaank you ♪

W-What? Is that– A human…?

I’msorryI’msorryI’msorry–! I made a mistake. I was clumsily trying to capture something edible, like a pigeon, a cat, or even a dog– Not a human.

So with that being said, I’ll let onee-san go. I apologize deeply for the inconvenience~♪

Hmhm, oh, my stomach feels like it’s eating itself, it’s so empty… What should I do, I used up all of my remaining energy on attempting to capture my prey…

M– Mm, my stomach is too… Empty… I can’t move�� Gh.

Hhm…? Eh… Candies? And you’re giving them to me?

Raika: I’m so very grateful! Wasshoi, wasshoi![1] Onee-san is truly a goddess~♪

Lick, lick ♪ Rooolling my tongue around it ♪ Eheee, it’s so sweeeet… ♪

But, what should I do? I have nothing to offer you to express my gratitude.

I was taught at the “facility”[2] to always return the kindness shown to me by others.

Nnh. For now, may I ask to know your name? I’ll remember it for later, to make it easier to repay the favor.

Uhum, Anzu? Anzu-oneesan, is that right? Okay, got it!

But I’m such a bird-brained type of person that I’d forget it after walking only three steps, so I’ll need to make a memo of it somewh–

H-hmhm?

Eh? Ahh, I should have told you my name first, shouldn’t I? Please excuse my flagrant disrespect! ♪

I am Raika Hojo, and I’m nothing more than filthy and stingy.

Ehhh, it sounds like “a dirty thief”? And that’s– That’s suspicious, is it…?

About that… That’s strange, here I thought I could disguise myself quite well.

Eh? My wording is a little strange, you say? Is that so? Really, really~?

Nn? You say, that aside, if I’m hungry, you’ll buy me a treat from the convenience store… Huh?

Eh, eh?! I’m wary when people are overly kind to me, as it’s strange, so…?

C- Certainly you don’t intend to capture and sell me off…?

Raika: I heard from Grandpa Sakuma once that, a long time ago, there was a place where people like me were captured and shown off…?

That’s not the case? You say you’ve heard about me through ES’ information?

Hahaaa~ And because Anzu-oneesan is a producer— She wants to be kind to me, as I’m an idol?

So that’s the case. Good, good… Well then, I shall take your word for it, ehehe~ And it’ll be a nice treat! ♪

Raika: Onee-san, onee-san, those steamed meat buns are really piquing my interest.

Look, they’re so warm, so soft, sooo fluffy… ♪

Ah but, I’m also interested in this pizza bun here. Is it pizza, or is it a bun? The mystery only deepens.

“If you’re interested in both, you can buy both”?

Thank you so very kindly, thank you! ♪

Uuuu… I feel like bursting into tears. This is the first time anyone has ever treated me with such kindness–

Nn?

What’s wrong, Anzu-oneesan? Your face seems devoid of color now…?

Ehhh? You’ve lost your wallet? “I can’t buy meat buns without money”, really…?

Ah! Is it possible, your wallet— Is it this one?

Raika: Ehehe. Good, so it was Anzu-oneesan’s wallet after all then, that’s a relief.

Now, you have the means to buy those meat buns! Those meat buns that I’ve been longing to enjoy for myself… (Drooling)

…? Eh, you want to know where I found this wallet?

“Did you pick it up somewhere?” I stole it from Anzu-oneesan’s pocket earlier, when we bumped into one another!

…? …? Eh, what? What’s with that look on your face? Are you angry?

Well, come to think of it, I was taught at the “facility” that it was a crime to steal others’ belongings, so…?

I- I’m so terribly sorry for this disrespect! I’ve returned your kindness with such a cruel gesture! A- Are you angry with me, Anzu-oneesan…?

Could it be that you’re no longer in the mood to be kind to someone like me…?

Eh? You say your wallet feels strangely swollen now?

Raika: Ahh, well I know that stealing is wrong. I thought I could cancel out the “bad thing” I did by doing a “good thing” that would outweigh it!

I decided to increase the contents of your wallet! ♪

So then, will this truly cancel out my stealing? Onee-san, you don’t hate me, do you…?

Ehehe. So then, as long as I promise that I won’t steal again, Anzu-oneesan will buy me the steamed meat buns that I want, as promised— Really?

Wowww ♪ I’m so happy, onee-san has such a strong sense of duty, doesn’t she?

Gh– hyaaaaaaaaaaaa?!

Kyuu… Please, don’t shout so suddenly! It’s startling…!

Eh? Centipedes, pill bugs, and bee larvae are spilling out of your wallet…?

Yes! That’s what I said, I increased the contents of your wallet!

I didn’t say that I made you more money, right?

Raika: Eh? No good? S- Seems like it’s rather easy to anger Anzu-oneesan…?

📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚

> [1] Wasshoi is similar to most English phrases of joyous exclamation, but none of them felt quite right to me. Feel free to interpret as anything from "woo-hoo" to "yippee"

> [2] "Facility" in this case is really only part of a word. The kanji used often refers to care homes for the elderly and similar such things, and can also be used in some spellings of orphanage. Raika is suggested to be adoptively related to the Sakuma family in this story, through context clues.

Thank you for reading!

[sugar-omi]

baxter nsfw alphabet

tags : NSFW, ok for fem/masc/nb readers, ideas for bottom baxter, mention of poly baxter/cove/mc and cove/baxter (W = Wild card), mentions of cucking or voyeurism (W = Wild card)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ofc he's an angel who will get you whatever you want

but he runs you both a bath afterwards

changes the bedsheets but he seems like the type to lay a towel down even if you won't make a mess of the bed

so he'd prbly just throw the towel or sheets to floor for later, n if he or you have enough energy/don't wanna deal w his messy ass!!!! it makes its way to the wash

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his moles are his favorite ofc, he knows you find them so cute n sexy especially when he gets weak when you kiss him there

other than that? his hands.

you can't tell me you don't love his hands when he literally wears those rings in step 3 n I just know realistically, he'd have these long slender and nimble fingers

with the softest skin and touch as well, he grew up rich so ofc his body and hands are supple

on you:

loves your legs and torso

you grew up on the beach, so whether you wear a 2 piece or are buff or chubby, whatever- he just loves how you look in swimwear

even wetsuits

the way it clings to your body... oh yeah it has a fighting chance against your swimsuit

pls let him help you take the wet suit off, and don't worry if he touches your back while unzipping, he's just tryna satisfy his itch (it matches it worse, he just wants you more)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his cum either tastes like someone who eats a 8k meal or it tastes like take out n the best wine a (above) average man can buy.

just depends on how he's doing, if it's a rough week you alrdy know his diet is Off

mm, I imagine his cum is a bit gooy, like watch it make strings between your fingers

favorite places to come? oh lord..

loves to mark you w his cum.

I think he'd tend to finish on your thighs or stomach though

but is very happy to come on your face n get it on your lips on "accident"

OMG. doesn't matter who's blowing who, CUM BUBBLES.

he loves it messy, so if you're blowing him pls make bubbles n spit his cum back on his cock n make him cum again....

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I think when he first met you n cove, he definitely imagined being sandwiched between you two...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

pretty experienced! he knows exactly what he's doing

will and does happily transform his knowledge to whatever you find pleasurable

he knows exactly how to take care of you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy- loves to take you from behind and if you're in front of a mirror especially, loves to pull you up against his chest while he's plowing into you and you're working on his neck <3

+ if he's bottoming

cowgirl. wants to drive you crazy by touching his chest, making a show of going up n down on your cock

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

pretty serious but in a comforting way

also in a teasing way

will laugh a bit about how shy you might me but tell you it's okay to be shy!

would say smth light hearted just to get you to loosen up if you're nervous

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

telling you rn, it's not up for debate, but mans is bald there

can't tell you if they match the drapes either way bc he used to wax/shave it before he got it permanently removed

he definitely used to get a full body waxe when he was younger.. yeah I think his body hair stopped fighting him so now he doesn't have much hair growing, if any, on his arms n legs

he burnt it off before he decided to get laser removal

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

you alrdy know he's sweet n charming n caring

even if you're lost in the moment, he does make sure you're OK or if you need anything before yall continue

very romantic too, lays out the rose petals and candles and even gets a nice dinner for you two (he would cook if he could but he cant

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

mmm, he's very busy

or at least he used to be, I imagine he tries not to work so much when you're dating

anyway, he prbly gets off 3-4 times a week to destress, it's just easy to relax that way by himself

I imagine he likes to use toys when getting off, like vibes on his cock (I rlly don't see him as a flashlight typa guy but maybe that'd be a good way for you to tease him <33)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

edging. pls pls pls edge him, or let him edge you that's highly likely

also overstim, pls make him finish plenty<3

dirty talk!!! will say the nastiest shit but loves if you do it back, makes him so hot n bothered when you say dirty words or fantasies/dreams you had to him

spanking- he likes when you spank him when youre making out, mm im imagining some possibilities with more than just your hand

praise! we all know hes a insecure but precious babe, and he soaks up your compliments like a sponge

so pls praise him (maybe even throw in some dirty talk as well <3)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

will do it (almost) ANYWHERE!!!

I imagine he'd even fuck on the balcony if you asked

keeps it to the bedroom though

oh yeah you're fucking in the kitchen

also likes fucking in his car, he just loves fucking in his pristine car and making a mess or trying not to make a mess which just makes it hotter

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

loves when you dress up! especially if you follow the very fancy dress code for some of your outings, he thinks you look so good like that

also loves when you take the initiative

yk how he climbs into your lap? yeah please just pull him into you/your lap, or wrap your arm around his waist when you walk together, etc.

would love if you climb on top of him and start kissing him and/or tell him you're horny

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not many turn offs with this guy..

as long as it doesn't involve other bodily fluids

and he's not that into pain/inflicting pain but definitely open to impact play

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves receiving but he's definitely a giver

please sit on his face or fuck his throat

he's dated a few people so he definitely knows what he's doing too

will die happy if you sit on his face, doesn't matter if you let him eat you out/rim you, he'd love to just kiss your inner thighs

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll do whatever you want

but if it's up to him... well he's going slow so that way he can tease you

but in the end he always ends up picking up the pace and fucks you so deeply so that you'll finish together

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he's very busy with work, so i think quickies or just getting you/each other off is common some nights

doesn't like to do it too often though because he wants to take time being close with you and showering you with love

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

is so happy to take risk and experiment

wouldnt do anything you don't want though

definitely would wanna skinny dip with you at least once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

mmm, okay now i know he has good stamina

he doesn't like getting sweaty but this is an exception<3

can go a few rounds, at least 3, but is happy to get you off as many times as you want until youre satisfied

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ofc he owns toys!!

i feel like when you guys are long distance, he definitely uses them while thinking about you

loves to use them on you as well so he can watch you fall apart

i also think he would love to use a vibe on you, not in public because he'd like to keep your reactions to himself

but definitely uses it on you when youre going about your day in the house

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

so much!

i didnt even have to tell you hes a tease, you already know

will make dirty jokes n gives you looks from across the room..

will also smack your butt when he walks by

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not very loud, mostly groans and moans lowly

but!! if you get his sensitive spots like the mole on his neck or his inner thighs, he's putty in your hands and so easy for you to use and make weak <3

when he is loud, he whines n gasps

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

i think if the opportunity strikes, he wouldn't mind have a 3some w cove

im not Completely on the poly baxter/cove/mc boat or the baxter/cove boat but its such a yummy thought

baxter/cove having a one night stand that turns into a relationship... yes I'm imagining dom!cove

or baxter watching you fuck cove (whether you're dating cove, baxter or both is up to your imagination)

and cove is rearranging your insides, holding up your head or making you turn your head to look at baxter while he's sitting there, hard and waiting, maybe just watching because cove wants to show his place as your boyfriend

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

listen... i love him. but hes average

like 5.5in

he's so cute though... yk how he has that beauty mark on the back of his inner-upper thigh? please kiss it

i think he prbly has one or two more hiding under his boxers so find those n kiss them as well <3

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

oh man... i think its a bit above average

and depending on your guys schedule, he'll be needier than usual

wont always want penetrative sex, sometimes he just wants to get you off or both of you

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

won't fall asleep fast at all, might even get up n do stuff for a little bit

but he's more likely to lay in bed and cuddle with you

when he does fall asleep, you're not getting up, he has his arms wrapped tightly around you <333

[kusuguricafe]

Tickletober Week 2: Revenge

ScaraLynLumi Part 2 of 2

read part 1 here

A/N: Inspired by this incredible scara lyney art I commissioned by @ppystkposts ❤️❤️❤️

Summary: Wanderer gets his revenge~

Characters: lee!Lyney, ler!Wanderer, spectator Lumine

“He did WHAT? Oh, he’s dead. Where is that little-”

“Kasacchi! Wait!!”

Too late. Wanderer had already sped off with his anemo jet boosters. There was no way Lumine could catch up to him now.

“In front of an entire crowd… Unbelievable! I swear, when I find him I’m gonna-”

“Excuse me, sir. No flying in the theater, please.”

Wanderer stopped in his tracks, still hovering above the ground. He looked down at the theater attendant. “Where is that little magician punk?”

“L-Lyney? He should still be backstage- Hey! I said no- Oh, forget it.”

Wanderer rushed towards the stage, bursted through the curtains, and landed backstage. He searched around for a minute or so, until he almost ran into Lynette.

“Careful,” she said

“Where’s your brother?”

“He’s putting props away, why do you- and he’s gone.”

“Hey,” Lumine waved down the theater attendant. “Did you happen to see anyone, uh, fly through here?”

“As a matter of fact, I did. He went backstage.”

“Thank you!” Lumine ran off in that direction.

“No running in the theater, young lady! Ugh, what is with people today!?”

Wanderer skirted around another corner and paused. A glimmer of light had caught his eye. He hovered over to it and, lo and behold, it was from the cat embellishment on Lyney’s hat!

“Gotcha!” Wanderer dive-bombed the magician, landing on top of him.

“WaAAH! Whoa there!” Lyney blinked in disbelief. “Kasacchi?”

Wanderer glanced down at the rope Lyney was holding and smirked.

“D-did, uh, did Lumine tell you about- Wait, what’re you-”

Wanderer snatched the rope, quickly tying Lyney’s wrists together.

“H-hey! You don’t have to do this!”

“Oh, but I do. You’re coming with me.”

And with that, Wanderer lifted Lyney up, carrying him bridal style. He flew behind another set of smaller curtains (presumably the changing room), causing Lyney’s hat to fall off. He set Lyney down on his knees, grabbing the running end of the rope and tying it to a hook on the ceiling. He sat behind Lyney and said in a low voice, “Did you really think I’d let you get away with a stunt like that?”

“I can free myself, you know. I am a magician after all.”

“Not easily.”

“What do you mea- aH! W-wait!”

Wanderer’s fingers crept onto Lyney’s exposed underarms, preparing to strike.

“C-can we talk about this?”

“Mm… No.”

“EEEHEHEHAHAHAHA NAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“How’s it feel, huh?”

“IHIHIT TIHAHAHAHAHA! TIHIHICKLES!”

“Oh, does it?”

“EEHEHEYAHAHAHAHAAAA! NAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHERAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“Lynette! Do you know where Kasacchi went?” Lumine asked.

“He went over-”

“AAAAHHHHH! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!”

“Did. Did you hear that?” Lumine looked around worriedly.

“That sounded like Lyney.”

“I think it came from over there,” Lumine pointed to the changing room.

The laughter became clearer as the two walked over towards the room. They saw Lyney’s hat on its side sitting just outside the curtains.

“Lyney…?” Lumine said as she drew back the curtains.

“Lumine! Lynette!” Lyney exclaimed.

The girls watched as Wanderer’s right hand curled into Lyney’s right armpit while his left hand squeezed a sweet spot on Lyney’s left thigh.

“Please, you have to help mehEHEHEHE NOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Lyney was beyond embarrassed. How could he let the Traveler see him in such a position!?

Lynette covered her mouth and giggled softly. She looked at Lumine, “Well, he does kind of deserve it…”

Lumine could not stop staring at the scene in front of her.

“You’re on your own, brother. Have fun, you three.” Lynette closed the curtains behind her and left.

“WAHAHAHAHAHAIT! LYNEHEHETTE! Come bahahAHAHAHAHAHACK! LUMIHIHIHIHIHINE! HEHEHEHELP MEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!”

“Are you gonna help or not, Traveler?” Wanderer smiled at Lumine.

Lumine kneeled down in front of Lyney. It was too hard to resist—Lyney looked so cute and helpless tied up like that. She placed her hands on his inner thighs.

“Good choice,” Wanderer said, moving his left hand back up. He rested his hands on Lyney’s armpits, waiting for Lumine to make a move.

“Lumine, please, I beg you, don’t help him, help meEEEEAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Lyney’s face flushed bright red.

Lumine gently scratched Lyney’s inner thighs while Wanderer dug his fingers into Lyney’s underarms.

“PLEEEHEHEHEHEEASE! I’M GONNA DAHAHAHAHAHAHAIEEEE!”

“He’s just as ticklish as you, Kasacchi!”

“Don't make this about me,” Wanderer blushed. He leaned in closer to Lyney’s ear and said, “You must really like this, huh? You’re not fighting back at all.”

Lyney felt like he was going to explode. “IHIHI DOHOHOHOHOON’T!” he whined.

Lumine began squeezing Lyney’s thighs, trying to find that sweet spot Wanderer had found earlier. “I thought you loved this, Lyney,” Lumine said, pouting.

“DON’T TELL HIM THAHAHAHAHAT!!”

“Figures,” Wanderer said.

“As if you don’t enjoy it too, Kasacchi~” Lumine teased.

“Wha-!? I-I don’t!”

That brief moment of hesitation was all Lyney needed to finally free his hands. He held onto the rope instead, not wanting the others to know he had escaped just yet.

“You certainly seemed like you were enjoying it during our performance~” Lyney chimed in.

“You really think you’re in a position to make comments like that right nahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?”

Lyney reached back and squeezed right above Wanderer’s knees.

“OHO NOHOHO YOU DOHOHOHON’T!” Wanderer grabbed Lyney’s waist, squeezing up and down his sides and hips.

Lumine giggled at the sight in front of her. She reached for both of them, skittering her fingers across the sensitive skin under Wanderer’s knee and wiggling her thumb into a spot between Lyney’s upper thigh and hip that she knew drove him crazy.

“NOHOHOHOHO! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!” Wanderer yelled.

“AHAHAHAHAHA LUHUHUMIHIHIHIHIHINE!!” Lyney cried.

The boys leaned back onto the floor and Lumine took the opportunity to sit on Lyney’s left leg and Wanderer’s right, pinning them both. “You two need to get over yourselves,” she said, grabbing Lyney’s thigh with her left hand and Wanderer’s with her right, skillfully tickling both of their inner thighs. “Convenient you’re both super ticklish here~”

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE LUHUMIHIHIHINE!!” Lyney begged.

“THAT’S NOT FAHAHAHAHAIR!” Wanderer objected.

She “tormented” them for a few more minutes, targeting spots she knew were very ticklish for both of them.

“How are you all still doing this, it’s been like twenty minutes.”

“Lynette!?” Lyney and Lumine said simultaneously.

“Wrap it up, will you? You said we could eat out tonight, Lyney. I’m getting hungry.” She closed the curtains again.

The boys laid still on the ground, panting. After a moment, Lyney asked Lumine and Wanderer, “Would you two like to join us?”

“Are you serious!?” Wanderer asked incredulously.

“I would love to! Let’s go, Kasacchi!”

“You need to get off of us first.” Wanderer said matter-of-factly.

“Oh! Right,” Lumine said, mildly embarrassed.

“We’ll be ready in a few, Lynette!” Lyney called out to his sister.

“Cool, you owe me three desserts. One from each of you.”

[mushr00ml0rd]

~Pillow Prince~ pt 4/4

[Sub!Loki x Reader]

Other parts:

Pt 1

Pt 2

Pt 3

You arched your back as one of your hands found its way down to your clit, gently rubbing it as the other cupped the side of Loki’s face as you pressed your lips onto his in a passionate kiss, moaning into each others lips as your bodies moved to a perfect heavenly rhythm. Loki’s body slowly started to shake as he just got closer and closer to his orgasm, you were close as well but not like he was. “M-m-master…I-I’m g-gonna c-cum…~” he whimpered, being driven crazy by all the stimulation “M-Mm be a good boy and w-wait a bit l-longer~” you bit your lip as you quickened your pace, determined to get to the finish line. His whimpers only got louder and louder as he begged for the sweet release his body craved. Your legs had started to shake a bit as you felt the tingling sensation that was ever so familiar to you. “C-Cum for me~” Loki leaned his head back and let out a loud whimpering moan that included the soft utterance of your name. You both came undone, yours and his mixed juices leaked out of your twitching pussy. “H-holy s-shit..~” You chuckled and panted as you slowly got up off of Loki’s cock, he just laid back looking up at you. Taking in and savoring every last bit of what he just experienced. Your pussy was still wet and could use a good cleaning “Love, would you mind if i asked you a favor?~” You looked down at him and put a hand on your hip “A-anything.. I-I’m yours..~” He could tell where this was going and he was excited, he always looked forward to the chance to get a good taste of your gorgeous pussy even if he’d taste his own juices as well. “I’m going to sit on your face and you’re going to be an obedient baby boy and lick me clean~” You didn’t even give him much of a chance to speak before lowering yourself onto his face, his tongue immediately ran over your soft pussylips as he licked every inch of them, having to breathe carefully as he cleaned you up he didn’t plan on dying from suffocation in a pussy but fuck would that be a good way to die. “Good baby~” You twist your fingers in his hair and enjoy every last movement of Loki’s tongue, letting out soft moans and hearing muffled ones as you smirked down at him. He really did know how to use his tongue, pushing it inside of you and tasting you from the inside. You moaned as he continued determined to help you reach another orgasm, a satisfied look on his face when he did. Your head leaned back as you let out a chuckle, coming down from the high you just experienced. “You never disappoint me my prince~” you smiled and got up from your seat on his face, Loki let out a small whimper as you looked into his eyes with the feeling that you forgot something. “What?” you gently cup his face “T-the toy…” your eyes widen slightly with realization “Oh love, shall i take it out for you now?” he nodded. You once again found yourself in between his pointed knees, the familiar view of his tight asshole made you smirk “Should i really take it out for you?~” he let out another whimper as he spoke “P-please~ I-I’m sensitive..” you took pity on him and turned off the toy before slowly pulling it out of his gaping asshole. “T-thank you” Loki relaxed and let out a small yawn as he stretched “Awwww, let's get you cleaned up and then we can get some rest” you plant a kiss on his forehead before taking the toy to the bathroom to clean it as well as get a warm and damp wash rag to clean up your messy prince. You come back with a clean toy and a wash rag for cleaning up. “Here we are my love” you get Loki all cleaned up and he uses a bit of his magic to clean up the formerly white stained sheets. “Tonight was glorious” he smiles at you with open arms, beckoning you for cuddles “I’m glad I could help you my prince” You crawl into bed with him and he gently nuzzles into your chest, slowly falling asleep while you play with his hair. “I love you.. My little Pillow Prince.”

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

C/W ::: Sorta sleepy oral M->F, cum // piss on face, piss play (??) heed the warning, please. And planning // prep for more piss play. Over use of italics as usual. What. I like them, ok?

F!reader married to Dilf!Bkg (in his early 40's), v. established marriage // 7 years, 1 kid at Mitsuki's house for the weekend,

Katsuki wakes up first. The sky is bright as he peeks out of his sleepy eyes. He lays there for a few minutes, just staring at the outline of your curves under the light pink sheet. It's already hot. Probably 85 outside by now despite it being only 8 or so in the morning. He hasn't looked at the clock yet. He can't seem to take his eyes off of you.

You shuffle in your half-asleep state and roll onto your back. He smiles at you when you open your eyes to see if he's still there. But in your heart, you knew he would be.

"Good morning," he whispers to you and moves over to kiss your shoulder up to your neck. It's slow and lazy. The kind of affection that didn't know the rush of everyday necessity.

"Hey, you. What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be long gone by now. You think you'd be getting breakfast after the dessert I gave you last night?" You tuck your chin and giggle as the 2 day growth on his face tickles your bare chest. His hair is wild against your face as you try to push him away.

"Oh my god, you perv! Are you trying to shove my head down to your cunt again? Jesus fuck. I go down on you last night and you think it's all I'm good for? You think you deserve it? You're somethin' else, ya brat." He grabs your hand and holds it above you, against your pillow and scoots over so he's between your legs.

He hooked his arms under your knees and raised them up to your chest, his hands rest on the mattress next to your hips. "Mm, I gotta pee real quick. Lemme up. I'll be right back."

"You weren't even that good at it, ya loser." You spit back. He stopped and looked you dead in the eye, "That's not what you were sayin' last night. You goddamn liar. You wouldn't shut the fuck up, 'Oh Kats, don't stop Kats, holy shit Kats. You're God's gift to women, Ka-'…"

You slapped his flexed bicep, laughing. "I would never say such lies. I would never wish you on anyone. Man or woman. You're terrible. You're a terrible, horrible, filthy person."

You tried, and failed.

"Yeah? Gotta piss, eh. Well, you should've thought about that before you sassed off to me, fuckin' brat. Now, lemme see if you can keep that smart ass mouth of yours shut while I give it to you again." He leaned down and started to lap at your clit. You inhaled sharply, unable to get anything out of your mouth but a desperate whine. "K-Kats, really. I - h- oh fuck, th- fuck that's good. You're stupid good at eatin' pussy. And I promise I'll come back to you after I use the little girls room. Ge-get up, p- pl- … Kats, you're gonna make me cum and it's not gonna stop at that. It's not gonna be pretty."

He wouldn't let up on your clit. And it was so fucking hard for you to make him. It felt so good, very first thing in the morning. His fingers found their way inside of your hot and dripping pussy, sliding in and out easily. He knew just where to hit you and when. He knew exactly what buttons to push. He knew your body almost as well as you did and it was so good.

Katsuki looked up at you, his eyes hooded and his mouth slick with your juices, "You're so fuckin' cute when you whine for me to stop. However … not gonna ... stop. Not until I can feel your cum dripping down my chin and your legs are shaking aroun' my ears."

You laughed and dropped your head back onto your pillow. "I'm warning you. You have been warned, you stubborn shit." Resting your forearm over your eyes and anchoring your other hand in the hair just above his undercut, you gave in to him. And relaxed, while trying not to relax everything too much.

And, so you did. You quit your bitching and relaxed into his mouth on your cunt. It was warm. His tongue running between your folds wasn't much in contrast to how the rest of you felt; it was wet and hot, too. But when he doubled down, sucking on your little bud of nerves and delving his fingers into you, it was nearly more than you could handle. His nose sliding over your clit when his mouth wasn't on it. You could feel yourself quickly approaching that crossroad.

He hummed approvingly when you melted under his touch and raised your hips to match the ebb and flow of his ministrations. He was sloppy, his slurps and soft moans only egged you on more. "What are you so - hohh shit - happy about? Nothing about this is going to end well, Katsuki." He let go of your clit with a pop and told you to quit yer bitchin', let him do what he enjoys doing and does best. "Fine. But you're changing the sheets, shit ass." You laughed at his response to that; He buried his face even further into your hot core and doubled his efforts.

"Hm-mahh, Kats, nuh-uh, nonono oh fu- holy shit! I'm g- I'm gonna fffuuuccckkk, Katsuki!"

Your cheeks turned rosy pink and you felt the sudden urge to have the fan on. "Kats - hot, I'm h-hot." He grumbled into your cunt, "Fuck, I know y'are. I know, baby. So fuckin' hot. Cum for me, c'mon."

Your body tensed up and your knees snapped shut as your orgasm hit you like a runaway semi. The hot liquid - not much of a surprise to you - caught your husband completely off guard. Despite your many, many warnings, he still didn't anticipate the release of such bodily fluids.

"Hol- … holy fucking shit, babe! Did you … did you just … piss?" He yelled. You had never been so grateful that your kid was at their grandma's house and not there to hear their dad yell at their mom about pissing the bed.

"I-I- YOU!!! I fucking told YOU!! And your dumbass just pushed and pushed and poked and sucked on me. And now? Well now, you have to change and wash the sheets." You looked at him with a smug look on your face that you had not earned but felt like he deserved to be at the receiving end of.

He laid there. Half stunned and fully hard. "Babe. I'm … you … fuck. That was so hot. I mean, I'm sorr-sorta sorry. But fuck. You just came so hard you pissed. I have never made you cum like that." He stood and walked over to where you were standing, dripping onto the hardwood floor. Cupping your pussy and rubbing it with the palm of his hand and fingertips, he leaned down to kiss you. "We're doing that again. I'll get the shit we need. You do whatever you need to do. I'll be back and serving up some drinks after a bit. Be ready for me. I love you, peeps."

"Peeps?" You tilted your head in confusion. "Oh, yeah. 'S my new nickname for ya. You like it?"

Laughing, you tiptoed the rest of the way to the bathroom to clean yourself off. "Whatever floats your boat, baby. Whatever floats your boat."

Taglist ::: @darkstarlight82 @millennialmagicalgirl // @bakubunny (Yes I know. But just in case you somehow missed it and because of the conversation we had about his little kinks the other day ; )) @thenamesmiz (if you only wanted kiri stuff lmk!) @callm3senpaii (are you still out there? Lol) @arlerts-angel

[sh1-n0bu]

Wanderer x male and female(seperate)! Reader [Smut] [part 2] • [Part 1]

《●Important/Warning:

- (W/N) "Wanderers Name". Basicalky the name you gave him

- Y/N is you, as per usual

- Dom! Reader, Sub! Scaramouche, Overstimulation, Dacryphilia of you squint, ORALLLL🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 Male and Female private parts in the end, Didn't know how to write a reader getting eaten out without genitals being mentioned </3Calling Scara a "Good Boy" because why not

I'm practicing writing oral I swear I'm doing my best Also sery this is kinda late, Had to take care my youngest cousins while the grown ups were busy catching up

!!NOT PROOFREAD●》

♧| Creampuff anon: Stream "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

ANYWAYYYYY heres part 2, If you want pt.1 just click on top that say "part 1" it's non-binary/ genderfluid/ etc friendly :) Also I was listening to an nsfw asmr-ist while writing this. It was a challenge to not make typos😭

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Scara- no. (W/N) felt amazing since the last time you two had sex. He was thinking about something but was just too distracted on how good you felt. Tonight he wanted to return the favor.

A knock on your door was heard. "Come in." You said, not looking away from a scroll you found earlier with the traveler and their floating companion.

The boy entered, closing the door behind him.

"Are you okay?" You asked, observing his features.

His face was red, posture seems more stiff and his chest would rise and back in an uneven pattern.

Oh?

He kneeled down infront of you, hugging your waist.

"You remember that night when we..."

"Of course, How could I forget?" You brushed his hair, he tightens his arms around you.

"I want to thank you but I don't know how." He confessed "What do you mean?" He looks up at you, "Can you teach me how to please you more? I'll listen."

You removed his arms from your waist and placed him on your lap. You supped his cheek and kissed his soft lips

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He felt so helpless like this. He sits on your lap, squirming around. He tries desperately to hold on to you as you jerk him off for the...4th time? 6th? He couldn't keep up.

"H-hhng-♡y/nnnnnnn~♡♡" he slurred his words like a drunk. "Hmm? What is it W/N?" You continued to stroke his cock at a slow and painful pace.

"H-How is this rewarding to you? I'm the one feeling all pleasure– Mhh~!♡ ahh...♡" he cummed on your hands, his eyes were closed shut, small sobs from him is heard from the dead silent room. "This is rewarding to me because..."

you lightly squeezed the tip.

"I adore seeing you like this."

He hid his face on your neck, He wrapped his arms around your shoulder and subconsciously grinds his sensitive dick on you. You rubbed your clean hands on his back for comfort.

"Let's get you cleaned up, shall we?"

He shook his head a "no".

"No? You already came a lot of times. Surely you're tired?" He let go of you and kneeled on the ground one more time. "But you haven't. I wanna make you cum. Please let me." ◇

○For Female Aligned mf's○

He desperately used his tounge to make you cum as much as he did, He's pussy drunk at this point.

He sucks on your clit as he fingers you, "So good♡"

you felt his hot breathe on your skin "Please- I need your cum, pleasseeeeee" he looked up at you with pleading eyes.

You lightly laughed at him, "keep up the good work then. a-ah...♡♡" he removed his fingers from your dripping pussy and used his tongue again. He loved the way you lightly squeezed his head.

"C-cumming-mm! Hmm~♡... good boy." You pat his head as he drinks all of your cum.

○for Male Aligned mf's○

He took you cock in his mouth, all the way in. Humming to add some vibration. He has his eyes closed as he goes up and down, gliding his tongue on your dick and repeat.

He whined when you lightly grabbed on his hair. He thought you were gonna make him stop, After all, You knew his plan was to make you cum as much as he did. It was kind of obvious by how cum thirsty he was for you.

"Do you want more?" You asked, almost breathless. He looked so beautiful like this. He nods almost immediately, you let go of him and gripped on your chairs handle. "Go on. Take your reward- ah–! Ohhh archons~♡" a shivered went down your spine as he desperately suck you off.

"Hah- 'm gonna cum~♡♡" He grabbed your dick to his mouth and sucked all of it, Leaving a small kiss on your tip. He hummed in satisfaction.

true. writing oral for nb readers are quite hard😔 but anyways THANK U FOR THE FOOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH RN AKAKJSJAJSJDJJS

[sassyfrassboss]

“She was said to wear 5 inch heels and she still didn’t come anywhere close to Harry’s 6'1.”

Hi Sassy! So nice to have you and Empress back for a bit! Re: MM’s height, there are 2 events in particular where the pics show very clearly how short she actually is (imo, she’s 5'2" - 5'3"….and I say that as someone who’s 5'3"):

1) The pics from IG Toronto, their first official appearance as a couple, where she wore torn jeans, Misha’s “husband shirt,” and flats. In the pics of them walking side by side, there’s at least 10"- if not more - between her head and H’s, who’s 6'1" (when he’s not wearing his own high heels to appear taller than Travolta or William haha). That would make her at best 5'3" (and maybe even shorter).

2) The pics from the infamous “Fab Four Reunite” Windsor walk with W/C/H/MM, after HLMQEII passed. In the pics of the four of them initially walking from the car toward the crowd, MM looks like an actual shrimp compared to W/C/H, and she was wearing heels there. Even in heels, though, there’s at least 10" - 12" between her head and H’s.

And speaking about her shortness, what’s up with her stupid “pap drive” pics, where she can barely see over the steering wheel?!! She looks ridiculous, like a little ole granny who needs a booster seat. CHPs should ticket her for reckless papdriving! (Except, can they ticket someone who’s only driving around a parking lot for the pap pics?)

___

Thanks! Glad to be back for a little while at least :)

1. 

This was her famous merch outfit...I remember the hype about the shirt, jeans, and her BAG...

2. 

Catherine’s face...My God was she MAD. Meghan’s heels look to be about 3-4 inches here so that would put her at 5′6 which is comparable with Harry’s 6′3 because you can see in the next picture he is wearing his lifts.

As for the steering wheel photo...yeah. Looks ridiculous. 

[celticcrossanon]

Anon: The AP is an American newspaper that withdrew Catherine’s photo due to evidence of photoshop.

Celta, this is incorrect information. The AP (Associated Press) is not an “American newspaper.” It’s a non-profit associated news agency est. over 150 yrs ago in the US, but now international in reach and coverage. In other words, it’s a news clearing house, so to speak, where news reporting (incl photos) by thousands of reporters/outlets all over the world is submitted and then distributed to various newspapers, TV networks, and online media.

The AP routinely requires news photos to pass high standards of “tech truth” (ie, no more than minor photoshopping, or none). This is a good thing. This went off the rails with Catherine’s photo because 1) it was NOT a news photo, per se, but a personal pic posted on a non-news IG acct (KP’s) and therefore should not have been subjected to this level of scrutiny, but 2) given the context of C’s recovery, it became news, and 3) the level of actual photoshopping (called the “mirage %”) was very low - in the teens.

Compare this, for example, with the level of photoshop manipulation found in the official group photo released by the Sussexes of Archie’s christening…the “mirage %” is a whopping 43%! So, H&M, prepare to have ALL of your pics analyzed and exposed as well (H’s “hair,” M’s “smooth” complexion, moonbumps, A/L’s “ginger” hair and “blue blue blue” eyes, etc). In particular, I can’t wait for the public analysis of your “QEII and PP meet infant Archie” photo lol! Be aware, too, that Sussex pics have been “killed,” as well, in the past by the AP (eg, the 2019 Sussex Christmas photo w A). I’d love to see a photoshop analysis of their family-of-four Christmas photo (w infant L being held up in the air by M).

IMHO, I do think that MM herself, or a Sussex surrogate, contacted someone at the AP to initiate the scrutiny of C’s pic. We already know she’s done this in the past (a/g Piers Morgan) by directly contacting the head of ITV when PM doubted her Oprah lies. Ultimately, PM was exonerated, though, and MM’s lies exposed. The same will happen here. 

Also, kudos to Lady Kinnaroch (sp?) for her intriguing tarot reading/theory that C deliberately masterminded this scrutiny of her innocent photo in order to catalyze equal scrutiny of MM’s pics. Catherine, the Queen of 3-D chess! I like this theory a lot! Let’s start turning over the slimy Sussex rocks and exposing them to the cleansing sunlight of Truth. If we’re lucky, it’ll set off a chain reaction leading to the exposure of their surrogacy/LoS scam.

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Hi Nonny,

Thank you for the correct information about Associated Press.

I wish they would analyse all of the Harkle’s previous news photos - you know, the ones they put out while they were royals - and see if they reach those high standards. Personally I think AP came down hard just because the picture was put out by The Prince and Princess of Wales, but I could be wrong.

I also think this was instigated by Meghan, especially given the PR she has put out about how she would never do such a thing etc.

Is there any way the public can demand AP scrutinise a certain photograph?

I will tag Lady Kinrannoch so she sees your message to her: @ladykinrannoch

I would love to see the Harkles exposed for the fakes and hypocrites that they are. 

[thevampirediariesdiary]

alright THIS is how it's gonna go:

Round 1.1 (May 28-June 11th)

A. 1 v 2

B. 3 v 4

C. 5 v 6

D. 7 v 8

E. 9 v 10

F. 11 v 12

G. 13 v 14

H. 15 v 16

I. 17 v 18

J. 19 v 20

K. 21 v 22

L. 23 v 24

M. 25 v 26

N. 27 v 28

O. 29 v 30

P. 31 v 32

Round 1.2 (June 11th-25th)

WINNERS BRACKET

Q. Winner of A vs Winner of B

R. Winner of C vs Winner of D

S. Winner of E vs Winner of F

T. Winner of G vs Winner of H

U. Winner of I vs Winner of J

V. Winner of K vs Winner of L

W. Winner of M vs Winner of N

X. Winner of O vs Winner of P

LOSERS BRACKET

Y. Loser of A vs Loser of B

Z. Loser of C vs Loser of D

AA. Loser of E vs Loser of F

BB. Loser of G vs Loser of H

CC. Loser of I vs Loser of J

DD. Loser of K vs Loser of L

EE. Loser of M vs Loser of N

FF. Loser of O vs Loser of P

Round 1.3 (June 25th-July 2nd)

LOSERS BRACKET

KK. Winner of Y vs Loser of U

LL. Winner of Z vs Loser of V

MM. Winner of AA vs Loser of W

NN. Winner of BB vs Loser of X

OO. Winner of CC vs Loser of Q

PP. Winner of DD vs Loser of R

QQ. Winner of EE vs Loser of S

RR. Winner of FF vs Loser of T

Round 1.4 (July 2nd-9th)

LOSERS BRACKET

SS. Winner of KK vs Winner of LL

TT. Winner of MM vs Winner of NN

UU. Winner of OO vs Winner of PP

VV. Winner of QQ vs Winner of RR

WINNERS BRACKET

GG. Winner of Q vs Winner of R

HH. Winner of S vs Winner of T

II. Winner of U versus Winner of V

JJ. Winner of W vs Winner of X

Round 1.5 (July 9th-16th)

LOSERS BRACKET

WW. Winner of SS vs Loser of GG

XX. Winner of TT vs Loser of HH

YY. Winner of UU vs Loser of II

ZZ. Winner of VV vs Loser of JJ

Round 1.6 (July 16th-23rd)

LOSERS BRACKET

AAA. Winner of WW vs Winner of XX

BBB. Winner of YY vs Winner of ZZ

WINNERS BRACKET

CCC. Winner of GG vs Winner of HH

DDD. Winner of II vs Winner of JJ

Round 1.7 (July 23rd-30th)

LOSERS BRACKET

EEE. Winner of AAA vs Loser of CCC

FFF. Winner of BBB vs Loser of DDD

Round 1.8 (July 30th-August 6th)

LOSERS BRACKET

GGG. Winner of EEE vs Winner of FFF

WINNERS BRACKET

HHH. WINNER of CCC vs Winner of DDD

Round 1.9 (August 6th-13th)

III. Winner of GGG vs Loser of HHH

Championship: (August 13th-20th)

Winner of HHH vs Winner of III

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[the-empress-7]

About "Show up do good" lame thing... maybe I am on a downward spiral with my theories today, but this feels like a clapback to everytime anyone defends W&C for their "not enough engagements" crap. The most common answer is that they do a lot behind closed doors, and thet the time they are out and doing is not the only time they are working, but they hold meetinegs and educate themselves and all that. Which is VALID.

And, considering thet MM and H do read everything written and I have the hunch that MM spends a lot of her time here (We see you, lady), this might not be as far fetched as a theory.

Let´s also take into consideration that I have quit coffee and my brain might be having a hard time. Still, with those 2, everyithing is possible.

Haha I totally get it, coffee is the one thing I cannot give up. I hope you can manage better than I did when I tried to quit coffee!

As for their new tag line. She has shown up for more pap walks than anything else in the last few years. God they are going to be insufferable in Canada this week.

[opalinasims]

Gloria Jeans "Glam"per

A fun tiny home! A retro vintage "Glam-per" with an updated cozy interior. Play tested <3. 

>>Oasis Springs >>1br 1 bath >>20x15 lot >>$51,814

I had alot of fun building this, i love doing tiny homes. This does feature lots of CC which I have linked. Most CC is from sets that i use very often so i've just linked the whole set.

[ d o w n l o a d h e r e ] + C u s t o m C o n t e n t U s e d + Rvasheen [ rv there yet 1 2 3 ] Joyce is fox [ summer garden ] [ simple live 3 4 8] [ forever autumn 2 ] Harrie [ Coastal 3 6 ] house of harluxe [ livin rum ] [tiny twavellers] [ bafroom ] [ orjanic ] felixandre [ fairylicious ] [ chateau 4 ] [ colonial ] PTS [ cottage garden ] clutter cat [ sunny sundae 1 2 3] [ mellow moods ] leaf motif [ botanical boudoir ] [ ivy hallway ] Kkb's mm [ retro vintage vibe ] pierisim [ combles ] Myshunosun [ vanity nook ] ung99 [ Mira bedroom ] kliekie [ open shower ] + E P 's U s e d + Get Together City Living Island Living Eco Lifestyle Cottage Living High School Years StrangerVille Nifty Knitting Tiny Living Laundry Day Blooming Rooms Maxis Match Horse Ranch

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dms are awful truly., tell me about harukawa maki and why the fandom is wrong about her^_^

[Drags hands down my face]

preliminary: y'know how like. Kirigiri is. The Girl of thh? and Chiaki is for the sequel, and so overt 'THE GIRL' that her backstory was rewritten to be More Tragic in the special anime?

Haru is that for V3. Aka is bait.

It's, easier to comprehend n Digest Haru w/ that in mind. "Right. She's Kodaka's girl…" the reversible cover of V3 features Haru, prominently. That sort of thing. Genuinely shocked she doesn't have a figure yet, esp in the fashion of the bunnygirls, but Haru is quite controversial re: popularity. That might be why.

I could ramble. I've talked abt her, at length, and i'll spare you the howlings of 'SHE! ANGIE! NARRATIVE FOILS!!!' lucky you, on this special day

overall fandom re: haru has, a sort of, pendulum effect. One side or the other. 'She abuses, tortures, prolly would waterboard Ou,' or, 'sad girl who deserves the best,' y'know. The first part, I see mostly, in 310 fic. Whump. Ou bruised for h/c and Sai gives Haru n co. a PIECE OF HIS MIND!!! The latter… hahhhhhh.. Haru/Momo fic, or, 'Right! Haru's here too!' gotta include her somewhere. Give her a happy ending, a relationship w/ Momo. Done.

/head on hand, swaying

Neither of these are, true. At least if I had to pick, #2 - and I think that'd be Kodo's answer, too, lol. HAVE YOU SEEN HER LOVE ACROSS ANSWERS? SO EDGY. If this was a '00s game, Haru would be top of the charts in fan favorites. Her 8track playlist would start w/ the song, 'Pain' by TDG. Released in the wrong era, sad. A girl allowed, ENCOURAGED, to be sad… but bloody! Wow…!!! And she's pretty!

The 'why'. Well. Now, okay, lean forward, steel your heart……. why is the fandom so bad at Haru…?

Because she's a girl…………!!! I know. What? How? Girl hate?!

You're GONNA hear. 'No, i dislike her bc her motives don't make sense,' 'she fucks up the lategame plan,' 'she's too mean,' 'so bland,' degrees of these are true. I'm not saying basement Joe dislikes Haru solely due to her endowment. But fandom-wise, overall, yeah… altho vthree, particularly, has. Uhm. [twirls hair] 'Opinions' I'd disagree with, re: characters. All of them. The game is meant to be subjective, so of course there's a variety of feelings.

But girls are, mm, unwelcome? Generally. She [any girl] has to Warrant mere existing, and 10x that warrante for x-minutes of screentime. They become watered down, for ease, to be enjoyable. Fans heighten desirable characteristics, if they Mostly-like her, or her negatives if they Mostly-hate her. This sort of Upping the Ante isn't female-restricted, no, but the dials are ticked furthermore.

I can't think of any vthree girl that fandom 'gets,' really. N don't misunderstand me - the girls of the cast aren't TOO COMPLEX for these IMMATURE VIEWERS to UNDERSTAND!!! No, 'you have to have a high IQ,' bullshit. Rather, I think, people are tired and more inclined to extremes. Either tired of being 'annoyed' by girls - this is how we get Haru-basking - or tired of girl-hate, which is how we get to Haru, or Aka, [x girl here]-loving. Both of which don't cusp the truth of the girl.

And - I do this. You do this. I wave away a lot of Tenko's, Loudness n Hatred re: men, but not out of ignoring. I do acknowledge, even like it, due to my view of her backstory from the gleams we see. But I don't talk abt it, or depict it often, bc it's 'minor' when compared to the features I want to emphasize. 'Best girl, because of her purity!' It's inoffensive…….

UNTIL WE GET TO FAN META!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like, 'meta made by fans of vthree,' not meta made by fans of Haru. Clarifying.

[stepford smiler] Ignore all haru fan meta. All of it. I'm right about her, nobody else. Especially Haru + Ou meta. Everyone is wrong. OK? You promise? Don't look at anybody else's take… okay…? Let's do a blood pact, I'll start. [reaches for a prop knife]

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