#miww

[vollerey]

[duckroulette]

uwu am.bunneb

[cryscendo]

me: i got out ch. 2 of the prohibition fic so that means i can finally relax

me, less than 12 hrs later: what if i started my royalty au

[ava-is-up-to-something]

Egyptian pharaoh names but I’ve turned them into ancient cat names

1. Tutankhbastet (Tutankhamun)

This is the most obvious name on this list because literally all I’ve done is change out the name of one god for another god. I’m not doing that for any of the others I promise.

King Tutankhamun is the one pharaoh everybody knows about, which is ironic since his birth name literally means “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Hidden One (Amun).” (“Tut” can also be translated as “likeness” or “statue.”)

Amun was the Egyptian god of, uh… stuff (he’s hidden. His whole deal is that he’s hidden). Bastet was the Egyptian cat goddess. Sometimes she was portrayed as a lady with a cat head, but sometimes she was just a cat. If you switch Amun’s name out for Bastet’s, it becomes “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Cat Goddess (Bastet).” Truly, a name that only the most dignified and elegant cats deserve.

Transliteration: twt-anx-bAstt

You could also say it “Tutankhbast” if you prefer.

2. Hatmiushepsyu (Hatshepsut)

Hatshepsut’s name means “the foremost (hat) of noblewomen (shepsut),” and it turned out to be really good name for her, since she became pharaoh and all. If you want to change it to “foremost of noble cats” it becomes Hat-miu-shepsyu, “miu” meaning “cats” and shepsyu meaning “noble.”

Transliteration: HAt-miww-Spsyw

3. Nedjestiti (Nefertiti)

I am aware that calling Nefertiti a pharaoh is controversial since there’s a chance that Neferneferuaten might have been her daughter and not her. But finding names of pharaohs that you can do this to and are also popular enough to be recognized is hard so shush.

Nefertiti was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the ancient world (although we can’t confirm that because Nefertiti and all the other ancient women are now dead). Her name fits this, because it means “the beautiful one (nefert) has come (iti).”

“Nedjes” is a word meaning “small,” so changing the name to Nedjest-iti makes it mean “the small one has come.”

This is a good name, because if your cat is bad then you can use it in a derogatory sense to call them a penniless little beggar. Unfortunately, it only really works for girl cats, because the masculine version is “Nedjesiu,” which loses the pun quite a bit.

Transliteration: nDst-ii.ti

4. Miumer (Narmer)

Narmer was the first pharaoh to rule over all of Egypt, and like other early pharaohs the only name used for himself was his Horus name instead of his throne name or birth name. (You know that TS Elliot poem about how cats have a bunch of different types of names? Pharaohs are like that too). Because Narmer was his Horus name, it was written inside an enclosure called a serekh instead of a cartouche.

The name itself means something like “striking (mer) catfish (nar)” or “fierce (mer) catfish (nar).” To change it to “striking cat” or “fierce cat,” you need to change nar to miu: Miu-mer. (Yeah the English translations of this one are stronger wordplay than the Egyptian versions, sorry.)

If your cat is a girl then the name should be Miutmer instead.

Transliteration: miw-mr

5. Bitokris (Netiqerti/“Nitokris”)

Queen Nitokris was either a cunning murderess, whose name lurks in the shadows of history… or she was a 3,000 year old transcription error. The only potential record we have of her name in hieroglyphs is the name of a pharaoh called “Netiqerti” on the Turin kings list. This could be Nitokris, or it could be a mistake made by a scribe while trying to copy the name of the name of another, completely different pharaoh.

If Netiqerti is Nitokris, then her name means “Neith (Net, a goddess) is excellent (iqerti).” Bit-iqerti/Bitokris would mean “honey (bit) is excellent (iqerti).”

Transliteration: bit-iqr.ti

[thebabyradiodemon]

Ally?

Aaalllyy!!

Missd ous!

J-Jamie?

Eeh! Am miwws u toos!

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[argleblarg]

(1) in the fiwst pwace we gwant tuwu god awnd confiwm by thiws ouw pwesent chawtew fow ouwsewves awnd ouw heiws in pewpetuity thawt the engwish chuwch iws tuwu be fwee awnd tuwu have aww its wights fuwwy awnd its wibewties entiwewy. We fuwthewmowe gwant awnd give tuwu aww the fweemen of ouw weawm fow ouwsewves awnd ouw heiws in pewpetuity the wibewties wwitten bewow tuwu have awnd tuwu howd tuwu thewm awnd theiw heiws fwom us awnd ouw heiws in pewpetuity. (2) if any of ouw eawws ow bawons, ow anyone ewse howding fwom us in chief by miwitawy sewvice shouwd die, awnd shouwd hiws heiw be of fuww age awnd owe wewief, the heiw iws tuwu have hiws inhewitance fow the ancient wewief, namewy the heiw ow heiws of an eaww fow a whowe county £100, the heiw ow heiws of a bawon fow a whowe bawony 100 mawks, the heiw ow heiws of a knight fow a whowe knight’s fee 100 shiwwings at most, awnd he who owes wess wiww give wess, accowding tuwu the ancient custom of (knights’) fees. (3) if, howevew, the heiw of such a pewson iws undew age, hiws wowd iws nowt tuwu have custody of him awnd hiws wand untiw he has taken homage fwom the heiw, awnd aftew such an heiw has bewn in custody, whewn he cowmes of age, namewy at twenty-one yeaws owd, he iws tuwu have hiws inhewitance without wewief awnd without fine, saving thawt if, whiwst undew age, he iws made a knight, hiws wand wiww nonethewess wemain in the custody of hiws wowds untiw the afowesaid tewm. (4) the keepew of the wand of such an heiw who iws undew age iws onwy tuwu take weasonabwe weceipts fwom the heiw’s wand awnd weasonabwe customs awnd weasonabwe sewvices, awnd thiws without destwuction ow waste of men ow things. Awnd if we assign custody of any such wand tuwu a shewiff ow tuwu anyone ewse who shouwd answew tuwu us fow the issues, awnd such a pewson shouwd commit destwuction ow waste, we wiww take wecompense fwom him awnd the wand wiww be assigned tuwu two waw-wowthy awnd discweet men of thawt fee who wiww answew tuwu us ow tuwu the pewson tuwu whom we assign such wand fow the wand’s issues. Awnd if we give ow seww tuwu anyone custody of any such wand awnd thawt pewson commits destwuction ow waste, he iws tuwu wose custody awnd the wand iws tuwu be assigned tuwu two waw-wowthy awnd discweet men of thawt fee who simiwawwy wiww answew tuwu us as iws afowesaid. (5) the keepew, fow as wong as he has the custody of the wand of such (an heiw), iws tuwu maintain the houses, pawks, fishponds, ponds, miwws awnd othew things pewtaining tuwu thawt wand fwom the issues of the same wand, awnd he wiww westowe tuwu the heiw, whewn the heiw cowmes tuwu fuww age, aww hiws wand stocked with pwoughs awnd aww othew things in at weast the same condition as whewn he weceived iwt. Aww these things awe tuwu be obsewved in the custodies of awchbishopwics, bishopwics, abbeys, pwiowies, chuwches awnd vacant offices which pewtain tuwu us, save thawt such custodies ought nowt tuwu be sowd.

[bondilluns]

meow meow meowmeowmeow meoowwww meow meowww meow meow meow meow meuuuuu marrameuuuu miau miauuuu miww mew miw meuuuu meu meow meoowww

[bananaspl1tz]

THEI SKE AK ZKKKL LOOK MIWW

wild aaa crossover

[incorrect-web-novels]

Tong Yao: Dōngfāng LìZhū always accuses me of having a favorite person.

Tong Yao: That’s not true, I love the protagonist and Not-Protagonists equally.

[legobatjoker]

NEIW MEWO MEEO MOE MEW MIWW MOW MEW MROW MOW MIWWW MEOWWW

prrrrrr :3

pairing these asks bcuz together they read like my cats when ive shut the door on them and then let them in

[georgemills]

wocal boy, geowge miwws, just sewenteen, hewo at dunkiwk

[philiah]

me confotaron tanto esas palabras ,siempre amare su lexico de energias y universo ajajajaja <3 yo tambien siempre estare presente cuando me necesites... miww you

[petnews2day]

Cross Roads-based cat charity launches Christmas campaign

New Post has been published on https://petn.ws/mIwW

Cross Roads-based cat charity launches Christmas campaign

A CROSS Roads-based charity has launched a Christmas fundraising campaign. Yorkshire Cat Rescue is fearing a surge in abandoned and unwanted cats and kittens, as increasing numbers of people struggle with the cost-of-living crisis. Fundraiser Nic Willis says: “There will be hundreds of homeless cats across Yorkshire this Christmas. “As cat lovers it is hard […]

See full article at https://petn.ws/mIwW #CatsNews

[incorrect-web-novels]

Tong Yao: Everywhere I turn, BAM, there's Dōngfāng Wǎnyù.

Grass: That's because you're following her around...