#mister ling

[laragazza-dalcuore-infranto-blog]

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[comicwaren]

From Deadly Hands of Kung Fu: Gang War #002

Art by Caio Majado and Jim Campbell

Written by Greg Pak

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!

Wei Wuxian: sure

Jin Ling: say what now?

Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*

Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!

Wei Wuxian: done!

Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...

Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!

Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*

[memen18-m5r3]

sooo I might've made a Russian cover of "Leftist Unity", which is originally in English...using Japanese software and voicebanks. what can I say other than "haha mister worldwide" and "I am an absolutely sane and normal adult (lie)". this endeavor required some phoneme fuckery since I can't afford SynthV Pro and its cross-ling (and also there is no cross-ling for Russian in the first place...), but I think it turned out fairly legible in the end! and this is why SynthV is superior to Vocaloid lmaoooo. the translyrics were also done by me but I don't think anyone would be interested in learning about my translation difficulties lol

here's the audio and the cover art if you guys want it

[valdaycare-au]

i got no money and i got no kids, can they help me get some?

Hey, uh, Mateo here. They had me type this up because Miss Kirra and Mister Sasha were comforting Miss Ling, and Vincent is still lying on the floor (you'll see later) so I'm writing this response red-faced and flustered. Needless to say, Miss Ling was completely overwhelmed with the fact that the daycare was gaining popularity the wrong way. Nothing wrong, of course! Tìa Zyanya did tell us that bad publicity is still publicity but is this... uh... bad? I honestly don't know. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Vincent begged to differ but...

Oh well. He had it coming.

Bonus Panel:

Behind text: I DONT UNDERSTAND, WE'RE A DAYCARE, A *DAYCARE* AND PEOPLE??? INQUIRE???? FOR THE SITTERS FIRST??? ESPECIALLY VINCENT AND SASHA, AND GUESS WHAT? VINCENT TOLD ME WE SHOULD TRY AND PROFIT OFF OF THAT ATTENTION INSTEAD BUT ZYANYA WE'RE A DAYCARE! A DAYCARE!(more ugly sobbing) WE'RE BABYSITTERS, YES WE DO HOME SERVICE BABYSITTING TOO BUT LATELY SASHA AND VINCENT COME BACK TO THE CENTER AND THEY BOTH LOOK TRAUMATIZED OR DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THERE'S NO KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF AND THEY JUST WANT TO HIT ON THEM—

[cerastes]

Does Chongyue rate on the Just Some Guy spectrum at all, considering how much work he’s put into not being Sui-related?

Chongyue doesn’t exist in the Just Some Guy spectrum in a way we’ve discussed yet, even though he has some overlap, because ultimately his essence conflicts with Some Guyhood on a fundamental level (of what has been discussed in Just Some Guy academia so far at least).

Just Some Guys all have the desire, and sometimes the expertise, to actually come across as Some Guys. Chongyue is a centuries old famed invincible general, title of Grandmaster, whose upcoming retirement is great news among leaders and figures of the highest authority and caliber. Chongyue is basically a celebrity and national hero. Chongyue is Mister Satan from Dragon Ball Z if Mister Satan had those Goku dukes and was actually able to throw hands with the biggest, meanest threats, and also a whole deal more humble, but the point is, man’s beyond notorious. Chongyue is A Guy, not Just Some Guy.

I understand where this sentiment comes from! He’s sealed the Sui consciousness and his true name into his sword, and this isn’t public knowledge, plus, he insists he only knows a little Kung Fu. The thing is, he is technically not wrong about his statement and he truly means it. He’s not trying to obfuscate, and this is a key part of Some Guyhood, he puts it in very laconic but pristine terms to Ling: He considers himself pretty average comparatively, considering the sheer amount of years he’s had to practice and master the martial arts, and confidently says that, were others to have the same set of tools he had, such as natural power and longevity, then anyone could achieve the level he’s at. He’s truly humble and honest about it in a way that is simply outside the scale of most other creatures in Terra to be able to relate to. Of course, this doesn’t mean he’s any less of a one man triple army able to decimate pretty much any quality or quantity of enemies with his martial prowess, but he’s not really underplaying it as much as he’s saying “no yeah but if you had the amount of time I had to grind out these sick spinkicks, you’d also be able to do this”. He’s the Soul Level 846 Chosen Undead that one-shots Kalameet three times over with one R2, and then doesn’t tell you “Oh, no no, it was an accident, haha! Oops!” the way Mr. Nothing would, Chongyue would instead say “Ok you might have found that impressive, but if YOU were Soul Level 846, you could very much do this as well! :)” and he means it! Just because Chongyue can 1cc Super Monkey Ball 2 doesn’t mean he’s particularly exceptional in his eyes, it simply means that it’s the only game he’s ever had for the last 400 years and, if you also played SMB2 for 400 years, you too could land the selfsame sick bounces into goals.

Now, you might be thinking, “wait, that could make him a Jaye of some sort, right?” Not quite! Jaye is truly convinced he’s unexceptional, hell, being exceptional in any way has not even crossed his mind, Jaye lives day to day acutely unaware that he has direct ties to both men you could consider the leaders of Lungmen. Chongyue is well aware that he’s a Sui fragment, and this, he hides, though less with the sundering desperation of someone who REALLY doesn’t want to be found out (like Nothing), and more like someone who’s got responsibilities to uphold, but if it ends up spilling out that he’s a Sui fragment, simply goes “Oh, it seems you know, alright,” and then take the appropriate action depending on what’s the most sensible road to take. Mr. Nothing and Sesa go out of their way to act like buffoons and charlatans for the express purpose of obfuscating their respective masteries, Chongyue has no qualms publicly showing his immense power and physical abilities to onlookers. 

If we had to put Chongyue in the Just Some Guy spectrum, he’d had to be on his own little space as A Guy That Thinks You Too Can Be A Guy. He’s not Just Some Guy, he’s definitely A Guy and makes no secret about it (without revealing ALL that makes him A Guy), but he also believes that you, with enough effort, time, and support, can also become A Guy of his caliber, and that he’s nothing special, he just has 6521 hours in TF2 and that’s why he can rocket surf and land air shots with the Direct Hit with 100% accuracy, not because he’s exceptional necessarily.

[add1ctedt0you]

Novel quotes: wei wuxian having feelings/thoughts about jiang cheng

Under the cut because it's long

However, Jiang Cheng was gone. Holding steamed buns, flatbreads, and fruits in his hands, Wei WuXian felt his heart skip a beat. He forced himself to calm down. Even after he searched through the neighboring streets, he still didn’t see Jiang Cheng. He finally began to panic. Grabbing a cobbler on the side, he asked, “Mister, there was a young master about the same age as me sitting here. Did you see where he went?” The cobbler licked the thick end of a thread, “The one that was with you?” Wei WuXian, “Yeah!”

The cobbler, “I was in the middle of doing something so I didn’t really see. But he kept on spacing out, staring at the people on the street. And then when I looked up at where he was again, he suddenly disappeared. Maybe he left.”

Wei WuXian murmured, “... He left... He left...”

He probably left for Lotus Pier to steal the bodies!

As though he had gone mad, Wei WuXian sprinted immediately toward the direction that they had come from.

[...]

He gave himself a harsh scolding in silence—he was stupid, useless, ridiculous, it was bizarre, unimaginable. Yet, he was alone, without a sword or any tools, and on the other side of the wall there were thousands of Wen Sect’s cultivators, perhaps Wen ZhuLie as well.

He wasn’t scared of death. He was only scared that after he died, he wouldn’t be able to save Jiang Cheng and betray the trust that Jiang FengMian and Madam Yu left him. In such circumstances, the only one he could place his hope on was a person of the Wen Sect whom he had met only three times in total!

[...]

Wei WuXian’s gaze turned from Wen Ning toward Jiang Cheng, whose body was covered in blood and eyes were tightly shut. His fingers couldn’t help but clenched into fists.

Chapter 59 Poisons—Part Four

Jiang Cheng’s expression was rather strange. It was calm, almost too calm. He stared at the ceiling, as though he wasn’t at all interested in the situation that he was in, as though he didn’t care about where he was either. Wei WuXian didn’t expect him to react in such a way. Sadness, happiness, anger, shock—he had none of these. His heart skipped a beat, “Jiang Cheng, can you see me? Can you hear me? Do you know who I am?” Jiang Cheng glanced at him. He didn’t say anything. Wei WuXian asked him a few more questions. Arm supporting himself, he finally sat upright. He looked down at the mark of the discipline whip on his chest before laughing bitterly. If the discipline whip struck, it’d be impossible to wipe away the mark of shame. Wei WuXian comforted him despite this, “Stop looking at it. There has to be a way to get it off.” Jiang Cheng slapped him. His strike was so weak, so powerless that Wei WuXian didn’t even flinch, “Hit me. As long as you’ll feel better.”

[...]

If Wei WuXian were the one injured or if somebody else had saved them, he’d immediately say farewell and leave at once, full of determination. However, right now, Jiang Cheng was the one who had been injured. Not only was he injured, he had lost his core as well. He wasn’t in his right mind. No matter what, Wei WuXian couldn’t find any determination.

Chapter 60 Poisons—Part five

Out of the blue, Jiang Cheng spoke up, “Not to do what?” Wei WuXian paused in surprise, turning to him along with Lan WangJi. Jiang Cheng covered his wound with one hand, his voice chilly, “Wei WuXian, you’re such a great, selfless person. You did the best things possible, and you swallowed all the suffering and didn’t let anyone know. What a touching story. I should kneel down and cry in gratitude, shouldn’t I?” Hearing the mocking tone that lacked any courtesy, Lan WangJi’s face grew cold. Jin Ling saw the displeased expression and immediately stood in front of Jiang Cheng, scared that Lan WangJi would kill him with one strike, “Uncle!” Wei WuXian’s expression worsened as well. He never expected Jiang Cheng to make up with him after he found out the truth, but he didn’t think his tone would be as unkind as ever, either. With a moment of silence, he replied, voice muffled, “I never asked you to thank me.”

[...]

In the beginning, it was precisely because he didn’t want to see such a Jiang Cheng that he decided not to tell him.

He remembered every single thing he promised Jiang FengMian and Madam Yu—to help and take care of Jiang Cheng. If someone as unhealthily competitive as him found out about this, he’d be dispirited his whole life, too tortured to face himself. There’d always be something he could never overcome, reminding him that he could only reach where he was because of another’s sacrifice. It wasn’t at all his cultivation and his achievement. No matter if he won or lost, he’d long since lost the right to compete.

Afterwards, it was because Jin ZiXuan and Jiang YanLi died for him that he had no face to let others know. To tell Jiang Cheng after what happened then would be like shirking responsibility, hurrying to demonstrate that he’d contributed as well. It’d be like telling Jiang Cheng, don’t hate me, look I’ve contributed to the YunmengJiang Sect too.

Chapter 102- Hatred - Part Five

At this point, somebody on the side suddenly called, “Wei WuXian!”

Wei WuXian answered immediately, “What?”

Only after he answered did he realize that the one who called him was Jiang Cheng. Wei WuXian felt somewhat surprised. Jiang Cheng didn’t respond directly. Instead, he took something out from his sleeve and tossed. Wei WuXian caught it by instinct and looked, only to find a black, gleaming flute along with a crimson tassel.

It was the ghoul flute, Chen Qing!

As he felt the flute that he was more than familiar with, Wei WuXian didn’t even have the spare time to feel surprised.

Chapter 108: Concealment - Part Two

After a pause, he asked again, “How have Sect Leader Jiang and Jin Ling been?”

Lan JingYi pouted, “They seem pretty fine. Sect Leader Jiang is the same as before, always lashing out at people with his whip. Young Mistress’s temper has been getting better. In the past he could talk back thrice to his uncle after he scolds him once. Now he can do ten times.”

[...]

Hearing Lan JingYi say so, Wei WuXian relaxed slightly. In truth, he knew that these weren’t what he really wanted to ask. But as it sounded like Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling had been doing quite well, there was nothing left to say.

Chapter 116: Extra—Banquet - Part Three

[maurothehuman]

my take on secret boss / shopkeeper swap because i was bored lol

(WARNING!! VERY LONG TEXT INCOMING!!)

Slack: The old royal jester. Was very energetic in the past, but after locking up Sage in a cell, he used way more energy than he was supposed to, so he decided to sleep for a couple of years. That, until the lightners came to his world.

Sage: The old stitched up magician. Was very wise in everything they did and helped clean the castle due to Slack's energetic behaviour and (accidentally) destructive behaviour. That, until a strange someone came when he was preparing for their new show with Slack and told them how the world around them was a broken game and that everything needed to be fixed, and that it was their duty to do so. Somehow, they were driven mad by that someone, and when the show was about to begin, they failed to make a good show due to the shock of receiving the information. They started attacking everyone because "they've found their new duty, and they were supposed to do it right now". In a desperate attempt in trying to stop Sage, Slack attacked them. After a long fight, Slack managed to lock Sage up in a cell deep down the castle. That, until the lightners came back, opening the cage Sage was locked in. Now, they could finally have someone else to "fix" besides themselves, as their duty.

Twatch: The crooked, two-dimensional old cafe owner. He was part of a group of darkners called the D-Lings, which their duty were to start successful businesses of big variety. Twatch, as a new D-ling, was very new in the business so he had no idea how to manage that. Until he found a strange someone who could help him start the "artsy cafe business" he was planning, and accepted, as his plans were running low and he couldn't find any other people to do so. He started getting big, the "Creativity Cafe", as the cafe was called, was his new focus and his only focus. Now, with his new partner, he was keeping the cafe nice, clean and totally acessible for everyone to come, which earned him a special sponsor room in the Empress' Court. But, over the years, it started getting corrupt and the business was falling off as the people started to notice. His D-ling friends started distancing from him, which made him fall into a deep depression, not being able to run the shop anymore. But when he called his special partner for help, he didn't come. Twatch, now starting to go crazy over the fact he failed his duty, he ran away, never coming back, and permanently closing his cafe business, without anything to fill the void in him. Rumors say he is still present in the city, living in the dumps. He now wants to feel like the big person in control again, but now, instead of owning a big business, he now wants to be cross dimensions and become 3D to ascend. He'll be important again, and this time, he'll be "EVERYBODY'S TRUSTIEST HERO!!"

Bigson G. Shotton: The bartender of a successful bar inside the Empress' Court as a sponsor. Nothing much to say about him, he's the "Mister Big Shot" of the place! Because of that, he is with the women. Mostly due to his fame, appearence and personality. SPECIALLY his fame.

[tamaruaart]

Appreciation time for your mutuals!

LETS GOOOO

@camhues Amazing OCs, BEAUTIFUL ART- (I am married to Ling) Absolutely love all the stories she has for her girlies! Cam is honestly so wholesome big sister vibes (I also think Cam was actually one of my first moots lol!)

@doppel-doodles Bro, BROO- My long lost chaotic raccoon sibling. Absolutely love all the OCs, Mengtao is SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE 😤😤 Gosh, I wish I could play cotl so we could both fangirl together, but I'm BROKE- Anyways ye, GO READ STRAYS AND THICKER THAN BLOOD I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

@lallxrona / @intpandlgbt My sista from anotha mister- AMARA GIVE ME A CHANCE. PLEASE. Absolutely love all the OCs, that's a given- Love the lore as well! Jadeflower and the Jada and Beam duo- They give me LIFE. They were there for me in my darkest moments 💪😔

@itsalice3940 Alice. Bestie. Are you the sweetest person on earth or what??? Ming is such a cutie, I'm also very intrigued by her ancestor 👀 Also, Liana, home girl- The way you simp for my two idiots (Khio and Tharos) is embarrassing- /lighthearted

@yingjiaoyue AGHHH I LOVE THIS COMIC SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭 Genuinely such good writing. Jiao Yue is an absolute queen, I would treat her better than stinky emo monkey and Disney channel villain wannabe (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）(also the whole 'two Syaorans' situation is so funny to me-)

@littlethingsrae even though we don't really talk much, I genuinely really love Rae's stuff! The characters, I LOVE JIN- Also Jin and RedSon are so CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE 😔

@brave-little-rat-girl my FIRST ever moot :0 Absolutely love all the stuff, Ayla is amazing lol- The art is also extremely well done! They nail the LMK art style PERFECTLY-

@vanilachai Another moot I don't talk to much :0 I love all the OCs though <3 Also I think it's funny how we share the same nickname lol-

@hahawasabi AGHHHHHHHHH- (affectionate) Doppel's opa, with all due respect, you have raised a monster- Also, I am genuinely so thankful for that time you helped me with Filipino surnames <3

@glitch-pep MOJ HRVATSKI BRAT/SESTRAAAAAAA WOOOOOOO- Kak si mi bestiće lol? Nismo odavno popričali- Svejedno tvoj blog je moj safe space <3 (Ovo nitko drugi neće moći razumijeti lololololo 😭😭)

Now, I have like- A LOT OF FREAKING MOOTS- So I couldn't fit all of em in this post :'D Anyways, if you're one of the moots who didn't get mentioned- I'M SORRY BESTIE 😭

[jaimebluesq]

Reveals came out this weekend for the SangCheng Qixi RomCom fest! Was a fun event to take part of - go check out everyone's fic and art here on AO3!!!

My entries are:

Fallng For You (From the Table-Top, With Love) - JC/NHS, modern day AU, One Braincell Trio living together - 1.5k Jiang Cheng is trying to clean up some of the mess from the party he and his friends are holding, when he's alerted to some commotion in the kitchen. And of course it's Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang, drinking and dancing and generally being a menace. Why is it always Jiang Cheng who carries the lone braincell between them?

A Learning Curve - JC/NHS, modern day AU, Lawyer!JC & Teacher!NHS - 8.4k Jiang Cheng has been doing his best to care for his nephew, who has been living with him since the deaths of his parents. He's been hearing stories and compliments about one of JIn Ling's teachers, who's been helping him with school work after hours, and Jiang Cheng thinks it's long past time he meet this Mister Nie who has made such an impact on his nephew's life.

Anything They Can Do, We Can Do Better - JC/NHS, post-canon, 19k Someone has been writing spring books about the sexy lives of Sandu Shengshou and The Headshaker, but when he finds out about them, Jiang Cheng is far from amused. Nie Huaisang, however, is more upset by the lack of quality of the writing. One moment they're criticizing the author, and the next they decide that they can do a much better job - and so Nie Huaisang decides to make Jiang Cheng a bet, and he accepts.

[solradguy]

Hey there mister Radguy!

All my fave characters drink beer, and I feel like I should give it a try too, but it looks like piss. How do I get into it?

PS fuckin love the sword dude.

Beer is insanely diverse in flavors, there is SOOOOOOOO MUCH you can do with it that it's hard to say which ones are good to get into right off the bat since everyone's tastes are different... A lot of the stuff that comes in a can tastes like piss as much as it looks like it though, I won't lie lol

I recommend maybe asking for a sip of whatever a friend is drinking if they order a beer or maybe going to a local brewery and talking to the bartender because a lot of small local places will be more than happy to give you sample sips of stuff, especially if you're just getting into it. They'll also talk your ear off about the process and ingredients if they aren't busy, which can be fun/interesting too haha

Personally, I tend to like the really dark beers that go well with a savory meal or the light ones with honey or fruit in them. Blue Moon and Corona aren't too bad as far as lighter on-tap beers you can find anywhere go. Yuengling ("ying-ling," east coast USA beer) and Guinness (Irish beer (stout)) are decent too, but Guinness especially might be kind of a strong one to try first, it's dark. Fat Heads (Ohio brewer) makes this honey+blueberry beer that's killer, but I'm not sure how hard it'd be to find that if you don't live on the upper east coast part of the USA...

Beers I don't recommend for starting with are any of the "lights" (Bud Light, Miller Light, etc—these are the "piss" beers) or Jägermeister, unless you're a huge fan of star anise and/or black licorice haha It's an acquired taste for sure

Don't be too discouraged if you don't like a specific beer because, like I said above, they come in an absolutely mind boggling variety of flavors. There'll definitely be one you like somewhere out there.

Good luck!! Have fun, stay hydrated, stay safe

[annon-guy2]

Guilty Gear X BlazBlue: BlazBlue Reactions to Heavenly Potemkin Buster

Here's what I think the BlazBlue cast would say in response to Potemkin's Heavenly Potenkin Buster Super in a hypothetical Guilty Gear X BlazBlue Game.

Ragna The Bloodedge

● "SHITTTTTTTT!"

● "GYAHHHHHHH!"

● "God damn muscle head!"

Jin Kisaragi

● "How could this happen!?"

● "AHHHHHHHHH!"

● "I can't use Yukianasa!?"

Noel Vermillion

● "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

● "Mother! Father!"

● "Please! Don't go through with THISSSSSSSSS!"

Rachel Alucard

● "How utterly barbaric of you!"

● "Remove your hands from me this instant, you savage!"

● "Gii! Nago! How dare you lead me into this!?"

Taokaka

● "MEOOOOWWWWWWW!"

● "We're so high up, meow!"

● "Going up... and DOWWWWWNNNN!"

Iron Tager

● "You copied my Genesic Emerald Tager Buster!?"

● "Preparing for impact!"

● "For you to lift me up this high!?"

Litchi Faye-Ling

● "Where do you think you're grabbing!?"

● "Are you the reason my recent patients have broken spines!?"

● "PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!"

Arakune

● "GYAHHHHHHHHHH!"

● "DANGER! DANGER! DANGERDANGERDANGER!!!"

● "Touching... the Azure Sky!"

Carl Clover

● "SISSSSSSSSSS!"

● "Put me dow...! NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSS!"

● "Sis! Get clear of the landing!"

Bang Shishigami

● "How could I make a simple mistake!?"

● "I can't break free!"

● "MASTERRRRRRRRR!"

Hakumen

● "I let my guard down!"

● "I got careless!"

● "Impossible!"

Nu-13

● "A fatal error."

● "Escape impossible."

● "Rag... na..."

Tsubaki Yayoi

● "Assulting an officer is a serious crime!"

● "We should be talking this OUTTTTTTTTT!"

● "N-no! Not like THISSSSSSSS!"

Hazama

● "H-Hey! Don't do this to MEEEEEEEEE!"

● "You wouldn't hurt a non-combatant, would you!?"

● "Yes... this will bring me a new sensation!"

Mu-12

● "I didn't anticipate this!"

● "Even the power of the Godslayer can't escape this!?"

● "I... I must endure this!"

Makoto Nanaya

● "I not a flying squirrel you know!"

● "HEY! Watch the tail!"

● "I wanted to fly, but not like this!"

Valkenhayn R. Hellsing

● "I've taken much worse than this!"

● "Tch! I must be losing my touch!"

● "Madam Rachel... please forgive my blunder!"

Platinum The Trinity

● Luna: "LET LUNA GO YOU PEDOOOOOO!"

● Sena: "Please let us go! This will break us!"

● Trinity: "P-please! Think of the children in this body!"

Relius Clover

● "Impressive strength! I must make a note of this!"

● "An oversight on my end!?"

● "To be crushed when there's so much more research to be done!?"

Izayoi

● "We should be on the same side!"

● "Jin! Noel! Makoto!"

● "You would impede my justice!?"

Amane Nishiki

● "This will dry out my makeup!"

● "Despite your size, you're quite elegant in the sky!"

● "Such strength and determination!"

Bullet

● "How can an enemy this size be capable of this!?"

● "DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

● "I'll pay you back for this! I swear it!"

Azrael

● "HAH! Bring it on!"

● "I MIGHT release a limiter afterward!"

● "Hmpf! This might be good for popping the crick in my back."

Kagura Mutsuki

● "Ugh! A dude's grabbing me of all things!"

● "Hope your grab's not as bad as the Red Devil's!"

● "Great... Hibiki's not gonna let me live this down..."

Yuuki Terumi

● "YOU MUCLE-HEAD BRICK SHIT HOUSEEEEEEEE!"

● "I'm gonna slice your arms off soon enough!"

● "Your helmet will make a good bucket for your servered head!"

Kokonoe

● "I can use this data to upgrade the Genesic Emerald Tager Buster for Tager later on."

● "Impressive rocket boosters! Zepp REALLY is something."

● "YES! This is what science is all about!"

Celica A. Mercury

● "Don't let go Minerva!"

● "You shouldn't toss or throw people mister!"

● "Don't worry Minerva, I'll heal you when we land!"

Lambda-11

● "Danger. Situation critical."

● "Escape not possible."

● "Ragna... help..."

Hibiki Kohaku

● "LORD KAGURAAAAAAAAA!"

● "I miscalculated!?"

● "How could raw strengh overcome tactical planning!?"

Naoto Kurogane

● "Aw man! This is gonna SUCKKKKKKKKK!"

● "Raquel! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!"

● "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Nine The Phantom

● "I'll burn you for grabbing my legs!"

● "I'll take whatever you dish out!"

● "How dare you!?"

Izanami

● "Your attempts to kill me are futile."

● "Perhaps I should do this to you later on?"

● "Can you truly kill a Goddess of Death?"

Susano'o

● "YOU DARE TOUCH A GOD, YOU FILTH!?"

● "I'LL KILL YOU AS SOON AS WE LAND, MAGGOT!"

● "SUCH BLASPHEMY TOWARD A GOD WILL NOT STAND, YOU MONGREL!"

Es

● "I have made a mistake...!"

● "The damage will be severe...!"

● "Touya...!"

Mai Natsume

● "Nononononono! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

● "Ulp! I'm in for now!"

● "Please don't break my back!"

Jubei

● "Guess I got a tad careless this time!"

● "Alright, let's see what you got, ya youngster!"

● "Didn't think ya could outsmart me! Well done!

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Hope you all enjoyed this!

[comicwaren]

From Deadly Hands of Kung Fu: Gang War #001

Art by Caio Majado and Jim Campbell

Written by Greg Pak

[truly-morgan]

[The way of the househusband AU]

XiCheng | Mo Dao Zu Shi Modern AU 28-12-2021

[the way of the househusband, but make it #xicheng >:3]

Where Lan Xichen was high in the Lan triads, powerful and feared, gaining the name of Zewu-jun. The last story about Zewu-jun was how he beat up many people from rival groups before just... disappearing!

stories of him being killed, sent to jail or moving to another country are travelling around while no one in the Lan group will confirm anything.

But lxc isn't dead, far from it.

He is playing house husband for a hard-working salaryman He fell head over heels for the beautiful Jiang Cheng the very moment he saw him, taking his nephew out as a reward for being a good boy.

Cue a scary, but polite, man trying to seduce the tired uncle.

Jc is a bit unsure at first, but quickly finds the man intriguing and nice.

Wanting to be with jc without pulling him into a world he doesn't belong in is what caused him to want to get out of it.

Some wouldn't believe that the great Zewu-jun was now a house husband, cooking diligently for his husband, taking care of the house, loving two little boys after another one joined the weird family.

jc and the boys even got used to how weirdly lxc could speak sometimes as if he was talking about criminal activities. but this makes him endearing to jc, who finds it funnier than anything when he knows what he's talking about. The boys sure seem to be amused too.

lxc: then you cut it into little pieces, stuff it into the little bag and dump it into hot what, then the job is nearly done

oyz parent: *looks concerned*

oyz: mister lan xiao long bao are the best!!

ljy: of course, my baba's cooking is the best😤

teacher 1: Who is this scary-looking guy? Should we call the cops?

teacher 2: I don't know, I think we-

ljy: baba!!😮☺️

jl: shushu came to get us?

lxc: the boss is doing overtime 😔 but like this, we can surprise him with a good dinner, will you help me 🤭🤫

kids: yay!!

yes, I've finally started reading the 6 volume of the way of the house husband I bought this semester, and I just thought lxc could work well too 🤭 although we just gotta imagine that himbo looking scary to other people smh

also OF COURSE lxc has a cute apron with a bunny on it that the big boss (aka a-cheng) gifted him soon after they moved in together, he takes great care of it and always uses it

oh and of course all the older ladies on the street also love lxc because they find him funny and love seeing a good husband working so hard for his family. also, they love sharing tips with someone who needs it and gossiping around 🤭

I really wanna draw this now 🤭 maybe if my hands don't hurt too much once I get back from work I'll try drawing this little family adding some more for 3zun: jgy was in the triad because of jgs, taking his step-brother (jzx) path of quitting, especially after lxc just decided to quit they meet again when jgy comes by to see how jl is doing with jc, having heard that he had found someone to live with (and want to make sure that person would be safe for little a-ling).

what a surprise than to find back an old friend because of a-cheng ☺️

nmj is either still in the triads or the nie clan got disbanded after his father died and some other gang used that to attack. maybe NHS saw how it affected his family too much and left it happen (they are much happier now anyway)

maybe they meet again by "accident" when nmj "happens to be passing by the neighbourhood" (totally not jgy telling him where Zewu-jun was and him wanting to make sure he was alive and well)

nmj 100% approves of jc after seeing how he treats lxc with all the love and cares in the world.

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Humans in Splatoon

(Basically I got a question and it scratched my 'tism so good I just had to make this post. Long, possibly ADHD fueled rant/ramble post, spoilers for the lore ofc)

I don't think I've seen a lot of this discussion but what if humans didn't get wiped in WW3 or any other means? How would they interact with Ink/Octo -lings? Seeing as the evolution of cephalopods was directly caused by humanity (global warming, WW3, sea levels rising following the nuking of Antarctica, Alterna and the crystals), if the WW3 didn't happen the events of Splatoon wouldn't have happened as well. Following that, we could look at the cryo chambers. If there were enough to save enough scientists to repair some tech and possibly start expanding the population (through traditional means or cloning if the group is not biodiverse enough), humanity could develop into a minority in the New World. We could also look at Alterna. The death of scientists was ultimately caused by a cave-in after a test launch of a rocket. That cave-in scattered the Desire Crystals in the water causing the cephalopod evolution yadda-yadda-yadda... What I'm thinking is that the crystals could've been scattered in the water for one reason or another but the cave-in could possibly have been avoided, letting the scientists survive and go on to create a Dr. Stone-like scenario where they explore the ruined world. Granted, the evolution took place over 2000 years or so so the survivors could easily enough explore the world and settle on the scarce land that was not flooded making the evolution... difficult.

Okay, that was for the more logical ways humans could end up surviving until the events of Splatoon. What if they just... appeared out of nowhere? Like the Cryo chamber scenario where there could be no sign of them and then BAM, Mankind's back baby. I think the rational heads would be more cautious and come up with a translator to set up some diplomatic relations with the governments of Ink/Octo -lings and maybe carve out a spot for their community.

Now for the part that started my obsession with this question. How would humans fare in the Splatfest if they were ever allowed in?

Imo they would act as a sort of Juggernaut, only having 1-2 per team and with limited abilities. Obviously they can't be killed with ink BUT they can be blinded. Their "health" could be visualized through their jacket or could be done airsoft style where you have to hit a couple weak points to bring them down. They couldn't swim through ink but could move through enemy ink without taking damage. Swimming up walls is also out of the picture, so is reloading. The latter could be done with "Ink Showers" that would change color based on who owns the closest point. They could use stuff like Aerospray to set up Turf for their team and let kids do the fighting. As a catch-up mechanic they would also have to walk back to spawn to wait out the timer (the further you reach the better your team is performing so you'll have to sit on the bench a bit longer mister/missy).

And that's about all I had for this burst of hyperfixation. Sorry if there's any bad grammar or lore inaccuracies, I have literally never played Splatoon and I'm going purely off of Wiki, that one lore video and ADHD juice. Discussion welcome.

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The Halloween Update! (since we Mateo forgot to update the blog.) Part 3

Our beloved Mister Sasha Novikov decided to go as a cute polar bear with the onesie that he made himself. When I asked him about how he bothered to make an elaborate costume for Miss Ling and Miss Kirra but only a onesie for him, he said:

"Oh, well... I don't really like wearing too many layers of clothes. I think there's just too much work into costumes and cosplay—but I certainly wouldn't mind making other people's costumes if they requested me to (as you can see with Ying Wei's and Kirra's). I like being comfortable in front of the children too so being a bear and being in a nice onesie would at least make me less intimidating for the kids, да? I wouldn't want to scare them away even if it's Halloween."

And it seemed to work because the kids absolutely loved his costume that he made himself. Especially Tayane, since she's dressed up as a werewolf (and I believe she had convinced her father to go as Little Red Riding Hood for the party), which made her all the more excited to see Mister Sasha with his cute outfit.

When I asked him about his favorite little wonders, he was quite straightforward:

"I don't think I favor a Little Wonder more than the others, I actually like all of them equally. But if I have to choose then Tayane and Tala since they're very lively children and Klara since she's well-behaved. It is the truth, however, for me to say that I love all of them. I do hope that they feel the same about me, I like taking care of them and the thought that I have been involved in their childhood warms my heart. That's all I really wanted."