#mistah phone

[cakiette]

“MISTAH PHONE THEY PAINTED ME GOLD !!11!!1”

[someonenamedriptide]

mistah phone I’m serving CUNT 💜

coping before I get smashed by a comically large anvil (aka ii s2 e18)

[sprinklezntaro4524]

"m-mistah phone..?" *dies near a random ahh house*

THIS WAS MY GRNANDMAS NEIGHBOORS TOILET SHDHJSJS

[miradawhissu]

MISTAH PHONE MEETS WHISPCREAM REAL :0/j

okay all seriousness this is actually fanart for @mystic-warriors since i found out that she actually is in both Inanimate Insanity and Yokai watch (My 2 favs) so I made this gift for her so I hope you like it :]

(this art was a pain in ze aezz tho)

[arnplays]

Me on my way to glaze Mistah Phone

[royalstarstorm]

FOINALIY A MISTAH PHONE GIJINKAH

mephone 4 …..

[zigfield-station]

Cohosts in cahoots!

[roo-was-here]

Was looking through some old files and found this, i''ve never been prouder of past me.

[dirty-osc-confessions]

I probably put too much thought into the genitals of these objects but whatever, I'm still on this rabbit hole train of thought but for Mephone this time.

Mephone wasn't created with a slit or tentacle (or hopefully wasn't for obvious reasons) but still has one anyway.

I like to think that he created an app to simulate one for him. Like, he has some whole thing with being not like other objects--he was literally manufactured. He's an android, not an object- if you get what I mean. His experiences with being alive and having a body would be completely different to other objects. I think it's why he gets along with Bot so much, similar situations and all (being created to serve a purpose whether you want to or not). But that's a different story.

He'd create his own means of having genitals to, in a way, reclaim himself. The idea of him having it would go against his original purpose, so it would be a way for him to have one more reason to know for himself that he's just like any other object. I think that just having the choice to participate in sex would be enough for him (though as a simp I'd prefer if he used it-). But I think it would be a big part of how he views himself since sexuality, gender, and romanticism are important in the ii universe (i.g. Salt thirsting after OJ, trans/enbyphobia to paintbrush in the earlier seasons, Balloon being canonically aroace or at least one of those, etc.).

And don't even get me started on the fact that the parental instinct Fan and Test Tube had to the egg implies there probably IS some form of reproduction going on in-universe, if evidence of sexuality and romanticism weren't enough. Other than wanting to reclaim his body for himself, I think he would make himself a dick outta pure FOMO. A piece of me can't fully believe that he would gain unrestricted internet access, know about sex and how it's viewed, etc, and not at least be a little curious about how it feels. It would be a whole different avenue of self-exploration, and I love that for him.

It would generate over his home button and probably link to his sensors via bluetooth or something. More importantly, though, he would be infertile, and it would probably be a sensitive topic. It'd be a whole thing 'cause most objects would be fertile, given the whole reproduction thing, so I think it'd be a reminder that he's not like other objects. And I just think, trying to generate jizz while cumming would not turn out well.

- Er. dys. Airy anon

claiming personhood via fake dick. i like it

[themarkerfrombfb]

I GOT MEPHONE4 HAHAHAHA

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

[cakiette]

“MISTAH PHONE HJELP MEH IM THROWING UP !!!111!!!!!1!”

[oscconfessions]

i made ‘mistah phone’ an inside joke amongst our family so long story short my mom is like ‘mistah phone i brought you some wires please don’t beat me again’ into the microphone (she bought a karaoke machine) (no one here is normal) to get my sister’s attention so she will buy her soda

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[beepject]

sup mistah phone can u draw cabyang pretty please :3

😁haven't drawn these guys in a wbile. Ok that's enough I'm yired

[mdddante]

oh good lord hes hot

@elebyte got me into object shows again (credit to her for the design of mephone i drew!!!)

[sprinklezntaro4524]

ii copypasta

THE FUTURE IS 🍾SO YESTERDAY🌽🌽🍿omga 💡💡💡omga💡💡💡 omga💡💡💡🖌️🖌️*i start to whip my luscious locks of hair 360 degrees twice and i start to accelerate in the air* YAYA YAYA😵😜😜 WOO WOO 😵😵😜😜🤪🤪🤪hubba hubba hoo hoo 🦉🦉🩸🩸🩸MEPAD = PERIOD PAD🩸👣👙👓MEPAD = PERIOD PAD🩸👣👙👓MEPAD = PERIOD PAD🩸👣👙👓whippy tippy too ta!!!! 🫖🍵😿SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM-I2702*%^$ piss rocks and poop socks piss rocks and poop socks 👣💩💩💩 ⚠️🚽🪠🚺🧻MEPAD IS ACTUALLY A PERIOD PAD. steve cobs went into walmart and grabbed a box of tampons, mistaking them for a mepad charger. he put the tampon in mepad and then.... MEPAD TURNED INTO A PERIOD PAD!!!! he resides in the girl's bathroom. ⚠️🚽🪠🚺🧻mepad flew into the toilet and he soaked up the fresh blood 🤑🫰💵💶💰🪙💴 "y-you're so hot... zaddy.... lets make out right here right now!! or should i say... right meow x3"🐈‍⬛🐈😺😸😽😾😼😻KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME AGAIN >.< :3 :] :0 :) aim your piss in the toilet!!! if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie 🤬🤬😡😡😤💢🗯️👿 toilet.... huh...? WAS THAT AN INANIMATE INSANITY REFERENCE!!?!?!??! !#$%^ 👋👋🌊🏄‍♂️Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4. 📳📱👿And this is Inanimate Insanity! A show where these objects compete for one... million... dollars! 🤑💵💰🫰💶💷💸💸The challenges they will face will be gross, 💩💩disgusting, and deathly. 💀☠️So, you don't wanna miss this! 📱🤙📳📳📵MISTAH PHONE!! 🚽🪠🧻MISTAH PHONE!! 🚽🪠🧻MISTAH PHONE!! 🚽🪠🧻MISTAH PHONE!! 🚽🪠🧻

[freaky-dan]

MISTAH PHONE?!?!