#missy's ideas

[mistresslrigtar]

I would love to hear about "Kissing Booth - Skyward Sword one-shot or short story" if no one else has asked about it yet! Sounds cute 😌

Thank you for the ask!

Kissing Booth (another fluffy, teen-angst this time! from me)

Just an idea that hasn't been fleshed out, but here is the pitch:

Skyward Sword: Kissing Booth - it’s time for Skyloft Academy’s annual carnival. It’s full of tables selling baked goods and savory snacks, games like ring toss, high striker, log rolling, balloon darts, a dunking booth and new this year, a kissing booth - Peatrice’s idea. Karane, Kina, and Peatrice will take turns (they want to kiss the boys they like, of course) and Zelda takes the tickets. When Link shows up, no one wants to kiss him because he’s scrawny and lazy. They make Zelda do it since they’re best friends and she figures it’ll be like kissing her brother, so no big deal…(ha ha!)

Peatrice wants to kiss Groose and talks about how strong he is

Karane wants to kiss Pipit because he’s so dedicated to his knightly duties 

Kina doesn’t really care, she’s just happy to have an excuse not to carry and stack heavy pumpkins for a day

That's all I have at the moment. Maybe it will fit a Zelink Week prompt!

[t-4-twissy]

The Master regenerating into Missy and wearing skirts and doing makeup and using her "feminine wiles" (her words not mine lol) to do evil with her silly little Mary Poppins aesthetic vs the Doctor regenerating into 13 and just. Continuing to wear pants and eat dirt. I love them both so much

[outer-andromeda]

Okay I've been seeing a bunch of other artists putting their self-inserts/OCs in the PPT universe and I... Could not resist whoops. Gimme the protective bro arc please and thank you.

I am a fervent "Doey didn't die in Chapter 4 and will come back in Chapter 5 and have a small redemption arc" believer and I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL /hj.

Also justice for Kissy Missy. My gal went through so much shit it's insane I hope she's okay :'(((

[missysverse]

us shifters will NEVER have this problem

[icarianstars]

Twissy <3

[marvelmaniac715]

I probably shouldn’t write for Doctor Who, because this is an overplayed trope, but here’s what I want for a potential multi-season companion. Her name is Callie (short for Calypso, which means ‘she who conceals’ but that’s just a coincidence…) and, personality-wise, she’s practically a stereotypical companion at first. Smart, witty, cheerful, reacts to the TARDIS with a typical “it’s bigger on the inside” but when she says it it’s almost like she’s making fun of the past companions. Her eyes are similar to Clara Oswald’s, she has blonde curls like River Song, which she keeps in two plaits like Yasmin Khan, she smiles like Rose Tyler, and the Doctor has an overwhelming sense of deja vu. She’s not much of a hugger, which the Doctor respects, but the one time she does hug him after a particularly emotional moment, he swears he can hear two heartbeats. That’s not the only thing - her eyes seem kind, but if you really look into them, there’s an iciness there. She’ll often smile to herself, like she’s laughing at a private in joke. She’ll often make herself a soup which smells just like a soup that can only be made with ingredients native to Gallifrey, and during her adventures with the Doctor things go wrong more often. She’ll push the Doctor to be more selfish because “you can’t save everyone”, and she won’t tell him much about her childhood. But then, one day, Callie starts acting even more odd. She responds to a question with “I’ve mastered it”, and the Doctor discovers that her ringtone is Saxon’s theme from when he was Prime Minister (“I was just a kid when Saxon became Prime Minister, that tune’s really nostalgic for me…”), then the truth comes out - Callie never existed; she is in fact the Doctor’s best enemy the Master (but you probably already knew that 😅). Her motivations are quite similar to Missy’s - she wanted her friend back, so she managed to make her newest regeneration a combination of every woman that the Doctor’s loved, and has drawn upon her knowledge of what the Doctor finds most appealing in a friend/romantic partner. When he tries to push her away, she gives him a look of mock-confusion and asks:

“What’s wrong, Doctor? I thought you were going to show me the universe?…”

Edit: I’ve started writing a fic about it :D:

[artuurle]

(AU)

What if you died and something divine loved you so much it couldn't cope with that fact? What if they tried bringing you back but the result was wrong?

More doodles + rambles below:

Now What if what came back was just off. Looks at the divine without the memories that went back decades. It looks, behaves and works in a way just off enough in a way to make the god unable to look at it. it's not you. it's not. it can't be.

.... but what if what got pulled back was still you, but its- YOU'RE wrong and broken in ways you cant understand anymore.

The apocalypse draws closer and closer and you don't know why every day that passes you seem to be falling more and more apart too. The god is gone. You are alone.

....Anyway yeah i fucked up a perfectly normal Lovestory Au. i gave it anxiety is what i did. sorry for horrid typing in 2nd person trying to explain stuff im bad at explaining <3 i draw, not write for a reason lol.

[mystikmyloe]

ykw fuck yall I’m gonna make a kissy missy and doey swap au,

Will be opening up my ask box once again for au asks and art requests!!! Yayyy!!!

I don’t really know what to call the au yet…

uh…

I have a few ideas,

for now I’ll call it swapped ties, yall let me know if u can think of anything!

Design notes: doey has an extra ribbon around his hat and kissys tie. This isn’t for any reason in particular other than silly friends who have matching items and also to differentiate ST!Doey from the og. Also one of his arms is covered in ice! Yknow how kissy got all burned up and attacked at the end of chapter three? The same thing happened to doey except he was iced. He mostly recovered but there’s some bits that are just frozen solid now and won’t melt.

Kissy is mostly the same, except I gave her some accessories! These are there for the same reason doeys are. This is also why the blue is on her legs.

yeah,

might make a big post over analyzing this aus doey soon and then maybe one for kissy after that.

[clowns0cks]

I honestly need help to know where this is from. I thought it might be from the missy comic but I don't remember this being in it. Honestly I just need to know who the artist is or where to find a good picture of it I have my reasons

[jasperandhenryslovechild]

henry and jasper's relationship in the movie parallels how ray and drex's relationship might have been before henry danger canon.

a ramble :3

massive henry danger the movie spoilers under the cut!!!

movie!hensper is a mirror reflection of what most likely happened with drex and ray BEFORE we ever got to see them together for the first time in hour of power. and the ways that henry interacts with missy throughout the movie parallels how ray and henry's own relationship began and i will DIE on this hill. the ray and henry parallels are rampant in them and why wouldn't that ray = henry concept transfer over to the one central conflict defining hensper as well? $!!$#?

drex was rays first shot, his first try at getting a grip on superhero-ing. his test run, his fallback plan, because he knew that drex would be too excited by the idea of being more important than he ever had been before to really think about it— for either of them to think about, to be honest. ray was just excited to be a superhero for the first time and drex was excited to be along for the ride. despite drex's turn to a more "evil" side, i don't necessarily think that all of that was just pure evil because actual, pure evil doesn't happen for no reason— I think that he too was frustrated and disturbed by having to exist in rays shadow, only truly living vicariously through his spotlight, to continue letting his life go like this. his turn to evil nature probably wasn't ever inherently evil, if not just being fed up with the shit he'd been served and absolutely SNAPPING because of it

henry, on the other hand, is similar!! henry is actually just insufferably infatuated with the idea of finally getting out of rays shadow. he is signing big corporate deals to devote his service to a company (.... much like how ray sold away his life & service to a government for partially for more recognition and money in the long run........) and is doing everything in his power to stay big no matter what. in the process, he's leaving jasper in the dark and treating him like a fall back plan while he searches for something even bigger. he ends up meeting missy, who's as dazed and excited to work with a hero as henry himself was at her age when he applied to work with ray. he sees himself in her— excited, ready, eager— and is willing to teach her what he knows in order to make a successful hero. when he starts working with her in newtown, she starts falling under the same sort of issues that henry had while with her ("is now a good time to mention i have my trig midterm tomorrow?") and he doesn't realize it, treating her in the exact same damaging ways that ray had treated him ("you're a sidekick now, this is what you signed up for!")

both ray and henry end up becoming obsessed with the idea of becoming greater than they are and then greater than that, of becoming the next big thing. of becoming good and honorable in all senses of the word. ray is indestructible, but now he wants to be a hero. now that he's a hero, he wants a sidekick. now that he has a sidekick, he wants one with powers & one that can replace him when it's his time to go. and when that one quits, he wants an entire team of sidekicks— so on and so forth until he realizes that it will never be enough, hits his midlife crisis, and makes the irresponsible and rash decision to quit forever and completely leave the danger force to handle things alone instead. some unknown force drags him back to his roots and he is forced to go back to henry & that old lifestyle to vince it

henry hart wanted his name to mean something, so he became a superheroes sidekick. when he became a sidekick, he wanted his own form of recognition. when he sacrificed himself to achieve that, he went to dystopia and wanted to make it big. when he brought jasper along to his suicide mission to make that happen, he wanted more fame. when he involved himself in government business to get there and get famous, he wanted even more. so he signed a deal with bizwatch and realized throughout the movie that he didn't appreciate his friendship with jasper enough and through bonding with missy learns how to "correct his errors". he gives jasper a chocolate golden star for his efforts and makes the irresponsible and rash decision to leave dystopia and fight crime with missy in newtown, completely abandoning jasper for him to deal with dystopian criminals on his own instead. a calling to the sense of familiarity that fighting crime for a small town brought began tethering henry back to his roots.

henry and ray meet in the middle— despite their strongest efforts, their old ghosts are tying them to a life that isn't theirs anymore, a life they desperately need to give up for their own wellbeing. but neither will because it's all they know— crime fighting represents both the best and worst times in their lives and it creates an unhealthy, VICIOUS cycle of hurting themselves/each other/others for the twisted comfort the aftermath will bring, over and over and over again. they are both perpetually trapped in a narcissistic cycle of their own making. nobody (not themselves, not anybody around them) are good enough to cut it off at the core or even separate themselves from that situation because nobody really knows how. the ones who did (PRE CANON/HD!DREX!!) are evil and rejected by society, and the ones who try (MOVIE!JASPER!!) are ignored and subconsciously belittled by the higher forces in their lives

[companion-showdown]

Who is the best TARDIS team?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

12, Clara, Missy

Imagine the 3 worst people you know, who are simultaneously exactly the same and completely different. The epitome of the "Wow These People Are So Weird, Thank God I'm the Normal One" meme. Now imagine putting them together in a box and shaking it around. It's so funny, I love them

[poodle-day]

Au Idea: instead of the hour of joy being a humongous massacre. It was when the government finds out about what play co was doing an decided to shut down the whole facility and left the toys and kids (they also used the fact that they are still keeping the orphanage operating for publicity) and the toys have full rain of the place and both the kids and toys built a strong relationship to the point that they consider themselves as family and the prototype is the dad of hundreds of kids and toys (ocs are welcome)

It’s more about domestic fluff than anything else

[celestial-hieroglyph]

hey uhm what do you do when your vampire hunter falls in love with the vampire he's so supposed to hunt

[missysverse]

cred: @nirmari_

[im-literally-so-dun]

You aren’t always going to need that band you found at 13, 14, 15, whatever. Yes, they were there for you when a lot of people weren’t. Their lyrics filled some aching void inside you that nothing else could. They understood you. And that is a beautiful thing

Trust me, I know what it feels like to be curled up in bed, headphones in, music so loud you can’t hear anything else, feel anything else, think anything

But… the music is just a tool. It can’t fix you. Yes, it can make you feel understood, like maybe it’s the only thing holding you together sometimes. But… only God can bring healing that lasts

That band won’t always hit as hard as they used to. You’re going to grow, you’re going to heal, you’re going to move on from that broken teenage self someday. And one day, you’ll realize you don’t need the music to hold you together anymore

But that’s okay.

That’s a good thing. A beautiful thing. A melancholy thing. Just like life itself is. You’ll always have those memories, that band will always hold a special place in your heart, a testament to how you’ve grown

[nemo-draco]

Re-Purposed AU Incorrect Quotes

Huggy Wuggy: [texting] CALL 911!

Doey [texting] WHY?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S THE DEAL?!

Doey: [still texting, five minutes later] HELLO?! [no response, he calls:] ANSWER ME, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Huggy Wuggy: [on the call] We're good, nevermind.

Doey: What happened?! What was going on?

Huggy Wuggy: It doesn't matter, we're fine.

Doey: It DOES matter! What made you send a message like that?!

Huggy Wuggy: [pull out to show Huggy standing on top of a large, dead Bron]

^^^

Aislinn: Guys, if I don’t need to know the scary numbers, please do not tell me the scary numbers.

^^^

Aislinn: Doctor, you have taken advantage of the kids, and you are going to the special hell. Reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

[Later, as a potential pre-mortem one-liner]

Aislinn: The special hell, Doctor.

^^^

Doey: If you put a milkshake in one yard and cracked open a cold one in another which yard would the boys go to?

Huggy Wuggy: Schrodinger’s boys.

DogDay/Lucas: Oh god.

Doey: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

CatNap/Theodore: [with the gravitas of a professor] As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Aislinn: [as she's walking by] Mind you, ALL of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: Why are we lying on the ground in the driveway?

Doey: You got knocked out so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were just chilling.

^^^

Doey: [as little, multi-colored Wuggies are running around him in circles] You are all very tiny...an' cute…[kids WHOOSH past him again]...but you are so rowdy…

Yellow Wuggy/Bui: [out of breath but so energized] I got ZOOMIES! WILL NEVER CEASE!

Doey: [waits for the kids' next pass and gently snags them, lifting them up off the ground]

Yellow Wuggy/Bui: [little legs kicking for a bit] I-I’m gonna--- [Runs out of energy right there, falling asleep in Doey's hands.]

^^^

Doey: [throwing open the door to Huggy's room] WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF— [Huggy Wuggy is very clearly sprawled on his bed, limbs all over the place as he lies facedown.] Oh no. You’re depressed. [grabs Huggy's arm, lifting his hand off of the bed and letting it drop] Uh, okay, c’mon. [picks up the other toy in a bridal carry] We’re gonna go get some ice cream and chicken nuggies. And yes, you can have the toy before the chicken nuggies—

Huggy Wuggy: [stunned by the fact that he’s been picked up] I-I don’t need the—

Doey: Yep you do, c’mon.

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: Why were you trying to go so fast?! Where were you even going?!

CatNap/Theodore: Hell.

Aislinn: Don’t say that, Theo. 

CatNap/Theodore: Oh, sorry. Not Hell. Mexico. 

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: [after finding Huggy, visibly swaying and slurring his words] A-Are you drunk?

Huggy Wuggy: [staring off into space as he answers] Yeah, very. 

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [with a dead inside expression] I don’t have any soul left to be crushed. 

^^^

Aislinn: [on the phone to a friend] How do you get Play Dough out of…well, it’s kinda everywhere. Let’s start with carpets.

Doey: [from the other room] I'm sorry!

^^^

Aislinn: [after something relatively minor and embarrassing] I’m done. I’m done. Goodbye veneer of class and dignity, it was nice knowing you. 

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [in his bed, whispering so he doesn’t wake up the others] Stupid birds chirping at four in the morning. The sun isn’t rising yet, you hellspawn. Go back to your nests.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [after tearing his way through multiple little feral Critters and a few bigger ones] On a scale from one to ten I am at biblical violence. 

^^^

Aislinn: Alright, Doey, remember, we have to be quiet.

Doey: Ninja mode activated.

^^^

Aislinn: I’m running on two hours of sleep, just spent six minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking about how I don’t really know it all that well. 

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: Okay, but if you die you have to get “I should’ve listened to Lucas” carved into your tombstone.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [to Aislinn, after an outing] I mean, I didn’t break anything, I didn’t bite anyone, and I didn’t get lost. Aren’t you proud of me?

Aislinn: [grinning quietly] Yes, I am, you goof. C’mere.

^^^

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [clearly in a cranky mood] Wanna take a nap!

Huggy Wuggy: You wanna take a nap?

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [crawls into Huggy's lap] Gonna take a nap here!

Huggy Wuggy: [he is just endlessly amused at this] Okay, take a nap right there.

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [curls up, snuggles in] G'night…

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: Why are you following me?

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: I'll always follow you around!

Huggy Wuggy: I see. But you know, sometimes people wanna be alone. [whirls around with a pleading face] So wait for me back where you were, okay?!

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [you can see his brain circling, circling...] Got it!

Huggy Wuggy: Good kid. [gets up to leave, only for Corcra to continue to follow him, whirls back around now very angry and frustrated] DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! [grabs Corcra and forcibly brings the little Wuggy to a hiding spot, plunking him down and continuing:] You wait here! I'll be back soon! [stomps off, more quietly to himself as he goes:] He could be eaten!

^^^

Baba Chops: And who are these losers?

DogDay/Lucas: We, sir—

Baba Chops: I’m a woman. 

Doey: [reaching over to cover the Critter kids' eyes] Ouch.

^^^

Lil'CatNap: [after having been separated from Doey] Doey!

Doey: Kid! [IMMEDIATELY RACES OVER AND PICKS HIM UP] Where were you, I was so worried...don’t you ever run away from me again, young man! [Bitty CatNap's giggling, Doey hugs the little purple kitten] I’m so glad you’re okay...

^^^

DogDay: It’s okay, Aislinn, we have faith in you.

Aislinn: [genuinely confused] Why?

^^^

Aislinn: [a bit breathlessly] I’m just having a lot of anxiety, y'know? 

Doey: [immediate concern] What’s wrong?

Aislinn: Nothing really, this is just how life is for me.

Doey: [quietly scoots over and gives her a hug] 

^^^

Aislinn: [in a rare moment] Shit.

Doey: Watch your language. 

Aislinn: I was. You should've heard what I was thinking.

^^^

[DogDay is talking to Doey, gets a tap on his shoulder and turns around to see Huggy and Theo all standing there with completely serious looks on their faces, covered in mud.] 

CatNap/Theodore: A fifty three, my brother, in the absence of your watchful guidance we appear to be covered in mud. 

Huggy Wuggy: [like he’s beseeching some all-knowing sage] Help us, brother, what can we do? 

DogDay/Lucas: [guys, he is so done] Have you tried, not being covered in mud? [turns back to Doey, is talking for a few minutes before there’s another tap on his shoulder, turns back to Huggy and Theo, both of whom look like they just hurriedly went under the garden hose]

Huggy Wuggy: Okay, so the good news is we’re not covered in mud anymore.

[Doey is on the ground, dying. DogDay just stares at the both of them.]

^^^

The Prototype: [to a slightly monsterfied Doey] And that leaves you, all alone. 

Doey: [struggling against the liquid nitrogen and saw pinning him in place] YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!!

The Prototype: [briefly turns off the nitrogen] Yes, your friends, let’s talk about them. They didn’t have to be there. 

Doey: H-Huh---?

The Prototype: You could have taken them somewhere else in the factory. Instead you stayed here, where it was dangerous. You left them there. And they could have run, but they stayed for you.

Doey: I WAS TRYING TO HELP THEM!!

The Prototype: So you were, and look at these results! You see, all of this, is your fault. [is about to pull the lever and restart the nitrogen, cue a GrabPack hand slamming down and forcing him to withdraw]

Aislinn: [had been standing above and overheard the whole thing] What makes you think YOU CAN TREAT HIM LIKE THAT?!

^^^

Doey: [at the Wuggies] So, you think you can just tilt your heads and I'll give you whatever you want? Because you're absolutely right. [Starts baby-talking] You want snacks? You want my soul? You want my undying loyalty? You got it, lil' guys!

^^^

Doey: If you were offered $50,000, but the person you hate gets $100,000, would you take it?

Huggy Wuggy: Of course. Why wouldn’t I want $150,000?

Doey: [doing the math] Huggy, no---

^^^

Black Wuggy/Dubh: [while having to be stopped from shenanigans] YOUR ILL-CONSIDERED ALLEGIANCE FORFEITS YOUR RIGHT TO DIGNITY!!!

^^^

[In Playtime, the group is semi-scavenging for parts/food, Aislinn wanders a bit further away. We suddenly hear a loud screech, Huggy, DogDay, and Doey all looking up as Aislinn comes sprinting back around the corner.]

Aislinn: WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING YET?!

[And here comes a horde of feral Critters right on her heels, everyone bolts.]

^^^

Aislinn: You know you gotta re-evaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'.

^^^

Doey: [to Huggy Wuggy] Hey, no judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: The eagles won last night.

Aislinn: Oh, did you watch the game last night? [Turns around, instant 8O]

Huggy Wuggy: [covered in loose blood and scratches] What game?

^^^

Gray Wuggy/Liath: [trying something new] At first it was unpleasant, ‘cause my brain didn’t know what was going on.

^^^

[Aislinn and Corcra working on a puzzle]

Aislinn: ...It's a lot to take in, so don't worry if you---.

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [sudden realization] Ah! AHHHHHHH!

Aislinn: What?! What?!

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: So this! [Points to a spot] And this! [Points at another spot] Make it do this!

Aislinn: [starting to smile] Yeah?

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: And you do this to get that---!

Aislinn: [excitement sure is infectious] Yeah, yeah?!

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: SO THEN TO SOLVE IT YOU DO THIS!

Aislinn: YES!!!

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: I KNEW IT!! I knew, I knew!

Aislinn: [swings the kiddo around, grinning like a loon] You did!

^^^

Doey: Hey! Nobody’s cuter than our kids!

DogDay/Lucas: Doey, I agree, but I think we might be a bit biased…

Doey: Well, if I could take out somebody else’s eyes and put them in my sockets I would but to me they’re adorable. [picks up the Critters and the Wuggies] Lookit these faces and tell me they’re not adorable!

DogDay/Lucas: They absolutely are. [to the little ones] Hey, kids. 

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: [as Lil'CatNap waves] Hi. 

^^^

CatNap/Theodore: Truly, setting his coat on fire was an accident. He should be grateful that I put it out by throwing him into the lake.

^^^

Doey: So, Huggy, can you tell everyone how good I am?

Huggy Wuggy: Uh...why? 

Doey: [flustered doughman] Because you like me, iunno…

Huggy Wuggy: Well, yeah, I do, I just wanna know why you want me to tell everyone.

Doey: Well, sometimes it feels good to have someone just sing your praises, I dunno. I mean, everybody’s not a big strong ox like you. [he starts to slump, mumbling:] Emotionally sometimes some of us it gets to us, okay,  an’ we need to hear something good about ourselves to feel okay…

Huggy Wuggy: Okay, fine. [draws himself up with dramatic gravitas and declares:] You have GOOD ARMS.

Doey: [He kind of just stares before his eyes go all sparkly and he gets a big grin on his face.] You mean it?!

Huggy Wuggy: I mean it. An’ I don’t mean it to be mean, I mean it to mean it. So there. [grabs Doey and starts to give him a noogie]

^^^

CatNap/Theodore: God gave me chronic depression because if my ambitions went unchecked, I would have bested him in hand-to-hand combat.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. 

Doey: …That is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

^^^

Doey: [to the others, after they accidentally walk within range of a beehive, offering them refuge] C’mere, I’ll protect you. Besides I’ve been stuck so many times by stuff I’m immune. GO AHEAD AND STING ME, BEES! IT DOES NOTHING!

^^^

Aislinn: [running over to Theo] We have a problem…!

CatNap/Theodore: [barely missing a beat] Alright, you get the body bag, and meet me out back. I know a good stretch of land no one will think to check. 

Aislinn: Uh, what do you think emergency means?

CatNap/Theodore: [comes over with a shovel, putting a hand on Aislinn's shoulder] It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 

DogDay/Lucas: Wait, wasn’t Doey with you?

Doey: ...In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [as the Wuggies and Critters are running around] Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet. SHUT UP! ONE OF YOU IS GONNA FALL DOWN AND DIE AND I’M NOT CLEANING IT UP!

^^^

Dr. Harley Sawyer: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then may God strike me down where I stand.

[Lightning strikes him]

Dr. Harley Sawyer: [smug snake mode] Nice try. Next time, give it your A-game.

^^^

Aislinn: [while in a very dangerous situation with Huggy, DogDay, and the Wuggies, gets an idea] Hey, you guys know how I sometimes have really good ideas?

DogDay/Lucas: [as Huggy nods] Yeah?

Aislinn: [handing the Wuggies to Huggy] I'm sorry. [Runs out from cover] HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A TARGET!!!

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: Mercy is the mark of a great man. [punts what's left of Harley's brain] Guess I'm just a good man. [smacks it against the wall] Well, I'm all right.

^^^

Doey: [genuine concern] What's wrong, Huggy? You tired?

Huggy Wuggy: Yeah…

Doey: You need to sleep?

Huggy Wuggy: Mmhmm, pr'bly…

Doey: You need a one way ticket to Sleepytime Junction?

Huggy Wuggy: Huh? [Doey giggles] Doey…

Doey: [softly singing] Somebody’s takin’ a train to Sleepytime Junction…

Huggy Wuggy: [muffled because he’s pressing his face into the table] Doey, go away…

Doey: [still singing softly] Somebody is so tired he can barely function…

Huggy Wuggy: Stop.

Doey: [still soft] So he’s hoppin’ on that train to Sleepytime Junction…

Huggy Wuggy: [half laughing, half despairing] I hate you so much…

Doey: [soft] Somebody’s takin’ a train to Sleepytime Junction...[RAMPS UP THE VOLUME] ALL ABOOAARD, CRIES THE ENGINEER, SLEEPYTIME JUNCTION IS SO NEAR!~

Huggy Wuggy: WHY RIGHT INTO MY EAR YOU SUCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH….!

^^^

Doey: Ah, no, it’s not your problem. If you burden your friends then soon you won’t have any. 

Aislinn: ...Y'know, that's actually what friends are for, believe it or not.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [about various happenings in Playtime] I have a question, for God…[takes a deep breath and screams to the heavens] WHY?!!!

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Dr. Harley Sawyer: Pathetic. Whimpering, mewling, useless.

Aislinn: [she is beaten up and done with your shit, doc] I know you are but what am I?

Dr. Harley Sawyer:...What?

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CatNap/Theodore: Earth to Lucas, are your feet wet? Can you see the pyramids?

DogDay/Lucas: [nonplussed staring]

CatNap/Theodore: Because you are standing knee-deep in de Nile.

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Dr. Harley Sawyer: You just made the last mistake of your life.

Aislinn: God, I wish.

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Aislinn: [hearing some of the feral toys in another room] I tell you, there sure is some kind of a party going on over here, just not sure that it’s the kind of party I wanna be invited to.

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Huggy Wuggy: You... have a face.

Kissy Missy: Yes. Yes, I do.

Huggy Wuggy: I mean, a nice face. You have a very nice face.

Kissy Missy: Thanks, I think?

Huggy Wuggy: Please accept my attempts to give you a compliment. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Huggy Wuggy:  Please, Doey. After everything we went through together. You can't do this.

Doey: I'm sorry, Huggy.

Huggy Wuggy: I'm begging you. Don't do it.

Doey: It has to be done. [placing a draw-4 card] Uno.

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Aislinn: I’m just a little rundown, that’s all.

Doey: [he recognizes the code word for ‘sad’] Hey, it’s okay! I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you. Just attach like so… [and he wraps his arms around her shoulders, pulling her in for a warm, bracing hug] 

Aislinn: [processing what in the heck is happening here, before:] Doey, this is a hug.

Doey: Is it working?

Aislinn: [trying and failing not to smile] …Thank you. 

Doey: [extra squeeze] I’ll take that as a yes.

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CatNap/Theodore: [talking to any of the others] Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.

^^^

CatNap/Theodore: [to the group] Everything around you turns into a disaster. So, obviously, I'm coming with you.

^^^

Aislinn: Hey, Theo, if you ever want--- 

CatNap/Theodore: I would rather bleed out on the floor than talk about my feelings, thank you.

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: I promised Aislinn we wouldn’t be doing anything stupid!

CatNap/Theodore: Now why would you lie to her like that?

^^^

DogDay/Lucas: Opinions on pulp in orange juice?

Kissy Missy: I don’t mind pulp.

Aislinn: If I wanted to chew, I’d just eat an orange.

Doey: I love my fruit sludge.

DogDay/Lucas: Why do you all love pulp so much. It feels like you’re drinking guts.

Huggy Wuggy: I like my enemies the way I like my juice. Beaten into PULP.

CatNap/Theo: I don't like orange juice.

^^^

Aislinn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

CatNap/Theodore: You need to stop.

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Black Wuggy/Dubh: What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

^^^

Aislinn: My autobiography will be exactly three chapters worth of the phrase ‘I should have thought this through’ typed over and over and over. 

^^^

Aislinn: [rating pain] I feel like I got hit by a car, but not a big car. Maybe like a small one, like a Beetle. I feel like I got hit by a Beetle.

^^^

Purple Wuggy/Corcra: I know what drawing is. You think something, and then you draw a line around your think.

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Black Wuggy/Dubh: Can I have candy?

Huggy Wuggy: What did Aislinn say?

Black Wuggy/Dubh: No.

Huggy Wuggy: So why would I let you?

Black Wuggy/Dubh: She's not the boss of you.

Huggy Wuggy: [internally] It's a trap.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: [singing] Hey, how you doin’, well I’m doin’ just fine, I lied, I’m dead inside.~

^^^

Aislinn: I didn’t think I’d get the chance to give you this. Good job!

Huggy Wuggy: You’re giving me a sticker? 

Aislinn: Not just any sticker, it’s a sticker of a cat saying ‘Me-Wow’.

Huggy Wuggy:...I’m not five…

Aislinn: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Huggy Wuggy: Hey, I earned this, back off!

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Huggy Wuggy: Has anyone stopped to wonder how we’re still alive? 

Doey: Oh yeah. 

CatNap/Theodore: All the time. 

DogDay/Lucas: By all likelihood, I know I shouldn’t be.

^^^

Aislinn: [to the Prototype] Not my kids, you bastard.

^^^

Huggy Wuggy: If anyone gives you trouble, just smack 'em.

Doey: Smack 'em?

Huggy Wuggy: You know, politely.