#missa/techno

[the-blaze-empress]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia/Technoblade, Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia/Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza, Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia/Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia, Technoblade, Phil Watson | Philza Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Polyamory, Piglin Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Reaper Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia, Avian Phil Watson | Philza, there is So Much lore here that i will Not explain, Sleepy Kisses, no beta we die! Summary:

“May I?”

Missa’s question is soft, gentle, just like he is. The fire crackles away, and Phil is fast asleep at Technoblade’s side, meaning it’s just the two of them right now. Just the two of them, and… whatever they are.

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hi have a rarepair that im Really Incredibly Normal about! <3 its me its like the only guy ever interested in missa/techno i just think that them, okay?

[bubvy]

They're happiky having a picnic on hardcore and you can't tell me otherwise

[eugecreator]

*taps on a microphone* Testing testing...

Hello hello, wonderful people! :D

My name's Euge! I'm a small artist who dropped back in this social after sooo long, just to share some silly art I do! ^^

I'm a traditional art student with a huuuge love for watercolors! I will hop on digital art someday as well 👀

You can also find me on Istagram, X and TikTok! And, for now, I hope you enjoy my silly little art! :D

Let me drop you some things that I drew lately <3

Credits time! :D

-Cross!Sans from Xtale/Underverse by @jakei95

-Dream!Sans from Dreamtale by @jokublog

-Ink!Sans by @comyet

(Human versions by me)

[os-ss]

Phil's caring husbands

[moshgrave]

CHAYANNE FOR MY SOUL!

[dramaticcrow]

Niños Craft + Chay!!!!💖💖

(Me acabo de dar cuenta que dice muete en vez de muerte, lo arreglaré mañana Jsjsjsj)

La referencia de los chicos en My Amethyst! Estuve trabajando en esto durante un tiempo :33

Posiblemente les haga un dibujo más adecuado más adelante^^

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Se nota que no hay favoritos en la casa jsjsjsj

Aunque adoro a todos los niños, no tengo favoritos ☺️ (mentira)

[by-speaker]

Rituals (ENG. VER)

Prompts by @raven-cincaide-words and Happy Halloween!

There were rituals that were purely Missa — lighting incense every morning, leaving offerings of fresh bread and water, murmuring blessings in Nahuatl while hanging fresh cempasúchil in the windows. Santa Muerte had its own traditions to uphold, after all.

There were rituals that were uniquely Philza's — boiling water three times for morning tea, hanging horseshoes over every new door, whispering ‘white rabbit’ on the first day of the month. The Angel of Death had his own customs to observe.

And then there were the rituals they had created together, as a family.

Every night, without fail, Missa would tuck Tallulah in while Philza read a story to Chayanne. Then they would exchange children — Philza would kiss Tallulah's forehead and tuck in her nightcap, while Missa would sing softly to Chayanne until his eyes closed. It was their nightly ritual, as sacred as any ceremony.

‘Why do they always have to do everything in that order?’ asked Chayanne once, half asleep.

‘Because that's the way it should be,’ Missa replied simply, running his bony fingers through his son's blond hair. ‘Like the sun rises every morning and the moon rises every night.’

Sundays had their own rituals. Philza refused to do laundry, of course, but he compensated by helping Missa clean the altars. It was a curious sight - Death and the Angel of Death, side by side, dusting off the offerings and swapping wilted flowers for fresh ones.

‘Isn't it a bit redundant that Death has an altar?’ asked Philza once, as she held up a fresh bouquet of cempasúchil.

Missa smiled, his eyes sparkling with amusement beneath his mask. ‘Isn't it redundant that the Angel of Death fears bad luck?’

Tallulah had her own rituals as well. Every morning, without fail, she brushed her hair exactly one hundred times — she had counted it once and refused to do it any other way ever since. Then Missa or Philza (whoever was available) would braid her hair, always ending with a purple ribbon.

‘It has to be purple,’ she insisted in sign language. ‘It's the colour of royalty.’

‘Of course, princess,’ Philza replied each time, as Missa hid his smile behind his mask.

Chayanne, for his part, kept a secret ritual that not even his parents knew about. Every night, before going to sleep, he would take out his Technoblade stuffed animal and tell him about his day in whispers. He would tell her about his training, about Tallulah's antics, about the stories Missa brought back from her travels, about Philza's superstitions.

‘I know it's silly,’ he once confessed to his stuffed animal, ’but I like to think that somehow you can hear me.’

What Chayanne didn't know was that Missa, being who he was, could ensure that somewhere in the afterlife, Technoblade smiled every time he heard his little admirer's stories.

[kafiguas]

Shopping

[drxbloom]

Quackity going for chayanne first is like a new player immediately heading straight towards the final boss not knowing there's another boss there....waiting and striking the moment quackity lays a hand on chayanne.

[pissa-nation]

Hi Pissa Nation….

Been a bit huh?

But uh…I made Chayanne in Gacha Club and made Techno & Tom (I already had Phil)

I made a screen shot also I made Tom less scrubby than most others do, it was aftermath of the dsmp after Dream was put in prison so he decided to get Eret to make him his old clothes to make them fit him so ya

Click for better quality…

Also the tags on Phil’s head is for each of his kids (not counting Wilbur)

Pink & Gold - Techno Red & White - Tommy Yellow & White - Chayanne Purple & Black - Tallulah

I’m working on Tallulah but it’s hard cuz of her hair style and the way I want to make her…

Also making Missa too but he’s too hard so he’ll be last…

Anyway bye

[yourpalsalamander]

Sala amander makes art, in Salamander's opinion it is very good :]

it's my kid design of the QSMP egg Chayanne. The art it based on that one clip that everybody loves where Philza tells Chayanne that he reminds him of Techno.

español: es mi diseño de niño del huevo qsmp Chayanne. el arte se basa en ese clip donde Philza le dice a Chayanne que le recuerda a Technoblade.

português:

é o design infantil do ovo qsmp Chayanne. A arte é baseada naquele clipe em que Philza diz a Chayanne que ele o lembra de Technoblade.

français: C'est ma conception d'enfant de l'oeuf qsmp Chayanne. L'art est basé sur ce clip où Philza dit à Chayanne qu'il lui rappelle Technoblade.

[cosmic-d1ce]

I so badly hope that when Forever and Missa fight for Phil's affection that Forever is just as dramatic as he's been this whole time

I want a dramatic speech professing his undying love, i want him to admit its not even about Brunim anymore and he would destroy worlds for Phil if he just gives him the chance, they could be so powerful together, together they can make sure no eggs are harmed again! They could do anything if they were together, Forever just needs a chance to prove himself

I want drama im rooting for Forever

[sundewhasaudhd]

I made a lotta things on picrew :3

SUNDEW (ME :D)

WILBUR

QUACKITY

RANBOO

CLEMENTINE

PURPLED

CHARLIE

FUNDY

TUBBO

PHIL

KRISTEN

TECHNO

MISSA

MICHAEL

SHORUD

YOGURT

BUG

TALLULAH

CHAYANNE

That’s all :3

[iolypse]

okay so I've seen people debating whether chayanne would have blond or black hair, but have we considered that he's got strawberry brown hair? that one brownish-reddish shade that looks a little pink in the right lighting, you know the one.

if this is not agreeable, I'd say the kid is naturally blond but he dyes it black and when it fades, he lets it stay blond for a while til he gets tired and dyes it black again. maybe sometimes he experiments with it and does just the tips or just a few streaks black, whatever he feels like doing at the time.

[mossy123302]

Yeah, so Phil is just homophobic (/j )and a bastard-

He knew. He knew what he was doing and purposely put "MY" Missa. He watched us with amusement as every single crow in chat lost their mind. He knows how much we need the Missa crumbs.

HE KNOWS

I need Ender King to come back and punt this guy for me. Strangle Phil or whatever. I need this bird gone.

Aughhh....

I honestly do wonder what Ender King's end goals were though. Like, if he somehow won, to some degree because obviously Phil would be fighting back every once in a while. How would the Ender King like..even navigate the QSMP life, deal with a certain wet cat who just appears and immediately figures out that he isn't Phil. (The way Missa was quick to realize that Roier wasn't... himself) If Missa doesn't figure out- would-

Like- would Ender King simply keep Missa, Chayanne and Tallulah simply because they're something unique and is what keeps Phil tame? Would he just play along in this...platonic relationship and family vibe with this family or immediately strike them down and just find a way to overtake the Federation. (o7 to federation because a god is not on their bucket list)

Also I've been hearing that "Silly Billy" over TikTok and honestly? I feel like it could potentially fit O!Smp Philza with Q! Missa

Or maybe D!Smp Philza?

Those two different variants are so different, but when you place them with Q! Missa. It's such a shocking difference because while Missa would treat them with kindness and respect, he'd never treat them the same as Q! Philza. They're not his platonic spouse, and are different variants. So do you think...they get a little desperate to get that type of same love/affectionate from Missa?

Yes, I'm aware D!Smp Philza is canon to Philza- so this is probably something even more funny cause Q! Missa probably got tossed into the past somehow and must try to avoid changing everything (ends up changing everything). This is like some isekai trope idea-

Missa: This is fine, just avoid everyone and live peacefully and find a way back home

Philza: Hm. I like this strange skeleton. He isn't mean and treats me with respect and kindness, he even ate Techno's potatoes.

Missa, internally: OH NO

[zumwhy-plays-minecraft]

hiii i just read the second chapter of "the gold" and it was very good!!!! but im kinda confused about a name mentioned

so orpheus is wilbur, theseus is tommy, protesilaus is techno... who is euros? is it missa??? whether it is or not pls tell me why youve chosen that name for whoever it is since you have so kindly tempted me to

!!!!! YES!

Omg I didn’t think anybody would actually come talk to me about these buckle your fuckinh seatbelt Nonny cause I Have Thoughts And I Must Scream!

But first I should probably tell you that you are absolutely correct in all of your assumptions! Well done on matching the names to the people they belong to! Im going to take that as a sign that they sort of make sense!

Because that’s the case with the names, right? They make sense! Each name has a purpose and a very specific meaning and connotation attached to it.

Take Tommy / Theseus. Theseus is a mighty hero, the “greatest hero of Athens”, the one who united the warring African city states underneath his banner, a great hero by all accounts, only to be banished by those he considered friends, abandoned, and ultimately murdered. The storyline sounds a little familiar, right?

But the parallels don’t stop there! Techno / Protesilaus! Protesilaus is an unsung hero of the Iliad, the one who leads the way for all of the other warriors to step foot onto Trojan shores and make their mark.

And of course we have Philza / Zephyros, with our lovely Western Wind- the only one of the four winds to have a wife, commonly depicted with wings, associated with spring and this the color green… I hope you’re picking up what I’m putting down!

Because there are other associations that you can make, other patterns you can pick out, if you look! (Like, for example, you’ll notice that of the lovely lovely characters that we’re looking at that have been canonically given these Greek names, the ones that tend to get into the most trouble are the ones with the names of mortals, whereas the ones who are less inclined to be dragged into conflict have the names of gods… but I digress, as that’s probably more of just a funny coincidence and/or me misremembering what happened, and, you know, when Theseus is the one doing the dragging into conflicts, the data is a little biased but what am I saying this isn’t an actual interpretation/statement about anything- I’m making claims but I’m not married to them you know? Im just Having A Good Time, feel free to tell me if I’m Completely Wrong LMAO-)

So I essentially just took these patterns that were already starting to form, and expanded them! Techno and Tommy were given the names of Greek heroes who had similar themes, so Wilbur became Orpheus. Why Orpheus? You ask. Quite simple! A musician who changes the world with his words, a poet, if you will, who could cause even gods to pause to listen to him, who has a habit of attempting to meddle with the balance of life and death… you see where I’m going with this?

Then Philza, a god, has three mortal ‘sons’ (depending on what sort of interpretation you’re using but again I digress I digress for the sake of the fic they’re like biologically related but yanno whatever fiction is made to be interpreted!! Just have fun with it!!), but he is not the only one who’s got kiddos anymore, no sir!

Now for the Missa / Euros connection, you do have to stretch a bit, I openly admit it, especially since Euros is not a very well documented god At All. Euros is the East Wind, associated with autumn and sunrise, and generally (please feel free to take this with a grain of salt, I’m a first year classics minor I Barely Know What I’m Talking About Please Feel Free To Correct Me) regarded as one of the gentler of the four winds. But! If we look at Philza’s connection with Death (Mumza), and we say ‘hey, maybe that’s the reason he’s all birdlike, which is one of the major reasons he’s one of the winds’, and we look at Missa, there are two very big connections with Death that we find:

1. Mans is in a platonic polyamorous relationship with Death. Good for him! This is the like SUPER explicit connection

2. I mean he’s a skeleton. Or dressed like a skeleton. Also there’s the whole ‘angel’ thing. Death connection.

So. If we claim that Philza is a wind because of his connection with Death, and Missa is also connected with Death (and Phil), it only makes sense that Missa is also a wind, hence, Euros.

Now I could go into my whole idea about the place that Death/Mumza (and by extension, the names) has in the Connected SMP Universe in my head but that would take For Fucking Ever, so instead I will just thank you Profusely for letting me ramble on about these silly little guys, and leave you with Two Fun Facts!

1! I do have Greek names picked out for our lovely lovely kiddos, just for funsies.

2! I also have someone who I think would fit Boreas very very well, but as he’s not in the QSMP he won’t be showing up! (But I’d be down to hear ideas for other people y’all think would fit as our fourth and final wind! I’m just like. Collecting. Bird MCYTers. LMAO.)