#deaths malewife

[the-blaze-empress]

missa who spends so much time reaping and ferrying souls that he too struggles to tell what's 'real'. missa who wakes up in the middle of the night because it's too dark and he doesn't know if this is the real world or the afterlife. missa who has to ask phil if he's alive or not because he can't tell and he can't bear the thought of him being dead. missa who struggles to keep hold on reality and that distresses him. missa who clings to phil because his touch is so insanely grounding, because he can feel his pulse and hear his breaths and he's alive and this is real. missa who is always reaching for phil's hand, missa who is always within arms reach of someone he trusts just in case he needs a reminder, missa falls far too easily back into the afterlife and struggles to pull himself back out. missa who loses himself and phil who helps him find himself again

[the-blaze-empress]

surprising no one, i wholeheartedly agree

hi everybody i would just like to say that q!pissa

[jaratedeguadalupe]

my first contribution to the fandom in 5 year,,,,,,,,,, how are we looking so far

[evostrashbin]

I finally got to play cult of the lamb recently and had to quickly doodle this afterwards to sum up my experience 

[the-blaze-empress]

its a lavish wedding. steve is flower-bear. everyone is invited except quackity (because its funny). he shows up anyway. niki and fundy cater, eret officiates. ranboo cries. the whole thing is a ploy to get everyone to give them expensive gifts

Inspired by a poll I saw in discord today and was like "the dash deserves to get to weigh in on this one".

Tumblr needs to give polls more options. Anyways if you have a more specific dynamic in mind tell me in the notes. "Guy On Parole/Guy Helping Him Break His Parole?" Chime in at me.

[diagonal-queen]

behind every dumb manga meme is a second, dumber manga meme

[edgygayguy]

Manslut, manwhore even

Link to artist here: https://www.pixiv.net/users/26829615

[the-blaze-empress]

still not off my gemcyt bullshit and never will be <3 have a corrupted phil because ender is a dick and i love giving the local bird man even more trauma

[the-blaze-empress]

i also want to add something!!! unsurprisingly its about the blaze empress. or rather nethervoid

basically, during blaze and ender's 'tussle', the piglins also decided to launch an attack on blaze, using her distraction with ender to their advantage and invading her home while it was weak and forcing her to fight two wars at once. the quartress and everything around it was pulled into a void for its own protection, and is powered by a giant purple crystal that protects it.

thats all i wanted to say i just really love the blaze empress hehe

i don't think i have it in me to watch philza minecraft's too many hours hardcore streams, so I'm just curious- how does he do lore for his hardcore series?

I can give you the info I know, and I am 100% certain there are people who can give more thorough explanations and/or correct me. @rakkuntoast is someone on tumblr who I know is much more informed than me about Philza lore.

Most of Philza's hardcore streams are him building these massively cool builds. But, the Lore of the series is that he is more of an archeologist or historian, discovering these locations and the story behind them.

A lot of the Lore is delivered by him explaining and narrating the story of the world as he builds. Occasionally, he will go through the whole story of the world for new viewers who don't already know. And sometimes, happy accidents or jokes just become a part of the story.

The main lore is this.

The Enderking, a God who ruled the End, was greedy and thought he deserved to be in control of everything, so he set about stealing everything for himself.

He tried to pull in parts of the Nether, but was stopped by the Blaze Empress, goddess of the Nether. Part of the Nether is still affected by this tussle, seen in the Nethervoid build. Also, during this clash, two of the Blaze Empress's BEST warriors known as He and She were separated. They were in love, but never confessed to each other their feelings. Now they are just lava pools, separated forever. (He and She were added because Kristin convinced Phil to put a smiley face in a lava pool and the Lore sprung from there).

Then, there is Flowerfall. Flowerfall was the home of the Ocean Overlord (Affectionately called Ocean Himbo by the Crows and I had to actually google what his title was because I couldn't think of it other than Himbo). The Ocean Overlord was a god of, well, the ocean. He lived in this massive underwater palace. When the Enderking was stealing parts of the world, the Ocean Overlord was asleep. He was asleep through the whole War, actually. And the Enderking nearly ripped his house out from under him! It was only another deity, Rose, who stopped the Enderking from stealing the Ocean Overlord's house.

The Gods (Minus beloved Himbo) fought against the Enderking and kicked him out of their realms. I'm not remembering exactly, but I think that in this tussle and the return of the Ocean Overlord's home, the sea flooded the End, creating Endlantis (someone correct me on this, if its wrong). The Enderking was slain (however, he's a god so he's not REALLY dead). His corpse lies underneath Endlantis, always possible that he could return.

There are a ton of details that are added onto this, but those details are really only fleshed out in one-off moments within Phil's streams. Like, Phil adding a tree at Spawn where the Blaze Empress and Rose send each other gifts and messages because they are such good friends (Crows know they are gal pals, even if Phil doesn't confirm it). Others are derived from accidents like the Battle of Endlantis, which was where multiple dragons were accidentally spawned, and Phil had to kill them off. Or when Phil lost his trident in the void, he made it big and existant in the newest season as if it had transcended dimensions.

There are other gods that we haven't been introduced to, as well. I think there are 2 more that he hasn't named. However, yeah, its kind of hard to keep up with all of the Lore if you aren't able to constantly watch it. I know there is a really good video of Philza explaining his Hardcore Lore to, I THINK, Slimecicle? But I couldn't find it. If anyone knows where it is, please link yes!

Anyways, I hope that answered your question 💚💚💚💚

[eloise175]

Callisto trying to stop Penelope from leaving for the excavation sites and her honest reaction:

Callisto has malewife potential, the way he wanted to crown Penelope as the Emperor and he’d be her spouse sksksksks. He wanted to be her trophy husband lmao. This happened at some point, canon I was there, I was the pillow Callisto hid underneath the robes, pretty sure they had a conversation that went like this

Penelope: I’ll go—

Callisto: I’m pregnant.

Penelope: what.

Callisto: I’m with child, and it’s yours

Penelope:

Callisto:

Penelope: how.

Callisto: we didn’t use protection, didn’t you say you were going to get me pregnant if we were to get stuck in a closet? That was not a closet, but it most definitely worked. You can’t leave your pregnant spouse to be just like that.

Penelope: get rid of that pillow. now.

Callisto: this is OUR CHILD

Penelope: do not. I will deny your weekly visits.

Callisto: *throws away pillow all harumph harumph* fine! come here, we’re getting to work for the real deal since you’ve denied me this child

[ants-personal]

i still cant believe felix died :<< he deserved to be leashed and sat inbetween olivers legs as he sits in the dinning room

[prettyinaccurate]

two versions of a POTO sketch that will never get the polishing it deserves </3

dedicated to @felest bc its only fair

[the-blaze-empress]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!

also. OMG ANOTHER PISSA FANKID!!!!! i have one with one of my rp partners her name is mavis and i love her to death she can do absolutely no wrong <33 she ALSO has missas hair and phils wings!! also phils eyes and love for missa kisses. oops this turned into me proudly showing off mavis i am so sorry algjskgm

Does anyone wanna hear abt my post canon techno/phil/missa au where they reunite and raise chay and lullah together…..

[mantra-repeated]

Malewifejest

Pt: Malewifejest :End pt

An identity with the -jest suffix (Link) where one only identifies as a malewife "if/when/because it is funny"

Colors of the flags taken from Kenochoric's malewife flag (link) with various levels of hue and saturation changes

Mention / Tags : @webby-mogai

Banner transcript: This term was made by an Endogenic. Anyone can use it however. :End Transcript

[Main flag id: A flag with 7 horizontal zig-zagging stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. in the middle is a dark blue and pale pink jester symbol with a two-toned hat ended in bells along with a frilly collar with bells at the end as well. there is dark pinkish purple confetti in the background. End Id]

[Main flag with no jester id: A flag with 7 horizontal zig-zagging stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. there is dark pinkish purple confetti scatted across the flag. End Id]

[Wavey alt flag id: a flag with 7 horizontal wavey stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. in the middle is a dark blue and pale pink jester symbol with a two-toned hat ended in bells along with a frilly collar with bells at the end as well. there is dark pinkish purple confetti in the background. End Id]

[Main flag with only jester: A flag with 7 horizontal zig-zagging stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. in the middle is a dark blue and pale pink jester symbol with a two-toned hat ended in bells along with a frilly collar with bells at the end as well. End Id]

[Wavey alt flag with only jester id: a flag with 7 horizontal wavey stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. in the middle is a dark blue and pale pink jester symbol with a two-toned hat ended in bells along with a frilly collar with bells at the end as well. End Id]

[Wavey with only stripes id: a flag with 7 horizontal wavey stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. End Id]

[Wavey with no jester id: a flag with 7 horizontal wavey stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. there is dark pinkish purple confetti scatted across the flag. End Id]

[Main only stripes id: A flag with 7 horizontal zig-zagging stripes. The stripes are from top to bottom dark blue, light purple, tan, a yellowish off white, tan, dark pink, and dark purple. End Id]

[Eel lizard dividers: A divider made of two dark teal lines with an eel lizard from Rain World in the gap between them. Each line has a diamond on the outer edge and a crescent moon on the inner edge that is the same color as the lines, framing the lizard End Id]

[Banner Id: a rectangular banner with rounded corners on a transparent background. in the background of the banner is the endogenic flag by greyskies, and it has a transparent inset border. in the center is black text that reads "This term was made by an endogenic. Anyone can use it however.". In the bottom right corner is a blue lizard from the game rain world. End id]

[Pink lizard divider: A divider made of two pink lines with rain world graffiti of a pink lizard head in the gap between them. Each line has a outline of diamond on the outer edge and a crescent moon on the inner edge, framing the lizard head. End Id]

[soruset]

wip :3 he's the new hyperfixation i have a thing for blonde gentlemen in suits (IS HE A TUMBLR SEXYMAN IS HE IS HE I NEED TO KNOW HE HAS TO BE HE HAS TO)

[palespawn]

would u let him nibble yes or no