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[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

So, you wanna fight a god in a grove - GGG headcanons (will include some spoilers)

Because Great God Grove is my new fixation at the moment

Some headcanons on if you approached any of the gods in Great God Grove, and also how they'd respond to you actually trying it

Gonna be spoilers below the cut, just a heads up

Mitternacht:

If you say you're gonna do it: Might laugh you off, but also reprimand you on the subject. It's already poor form to pick on your elders, after all. You will also almost definitely get that "two of every animal on a boat" line from the main game as well

If you try it: First of all, shame on you. Second off, you're gonna be lifted up by the back of your shirt collar and gently placed down somewhere where you can sit in time out and think about what you tried to do. A dedicated god fighter might as well see results...and if they try it, they better like boats

Cobigail:

If you say you're gonna do it: Definitely gonna be the most enthusiastic about your efforts. You wanna try it, better give it all you got. She outnumbers you in arms and triples you in height. She's about to find out what a blood sacrifice is like, but she's gonna get it on her own...KIDDING! Well, she assumes you were just talking tough too

If you try it: Oh? You weren't kidding? Oh well. Gonna likely try to intimidate you away, still. That's more for your state than hers, though. As mentioned, she's huge and I'm pretty sure even a light bunch from any of those arms could prove fatal. Would likely humor you until she tires of it, then would casually toss you back into the schoolhouse from where you came from. Also prepare for mean/confused looks from onlookers thinking you were trying to threaten the harvest and several large roots popping up out of places to jumpscare you

Thespius

If you say you're gonna do it: Does he look like a guy who's ready to fight anything? He's gonna try and laugh you off at first, maybe question why you wanna do this? It's not like a mortal is getting anything out of this aside...bragging rights? In which case, congrats! You just beat up an all-powerful being that people were trying to look up too. You don't really come out of this, looking good

If you try it: Not even gonna throw a play-punch. All that's gonna happen is you get escorted from his cloud and likely not gonna be welcome back soon. Very common theme among these gods; more keen on just moving you someplace where you're not a danger to yourself

Click Clack

If you say you're gonna do it: then you're gonna get a long laugh out of them, followed by coming up with a humerous narrative on the subject. Will probably be the type to bring up that 'coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb' meme around you

"And spoiler alert" says Click Clack, "You're not the bomb in that scenario"

If you try it: You get hit on the head with that typewriter of theirs. Even then, just because their the smallest of the gods doesn't mean their not gonna be able to throw hands all the same. Hey, now that I think about it, fighting a god is probably a really bad idea

Bauhuazzo:

If you say you're gonna do it:

"No you're not." - Bauhazzo

If you try it: Have you ever tried fighting something made of solid stone? It's not gonna be an easy fight. He's going to wait until you get tired out, then, you guessed it, escort you out of his premises, and leave you to the judging angry looks of those in BuzzHuzz

Huzzlemug:

If you say you're gonna do it: This question honestly large depends on it's mood. It might shadow box with you for a bit to test your 'bravastrengusto', it might find your attempts to threaten someone like it hilarious, it might just up and tell you to "Leave." Bottom line, probably not gonna get serious

If you try it: ...that is, unless you throw the first punch. Like I said, it depends. You might get the 'get off my lawn' treatment (which you should be very used too by now), or you could get knocked out of BuzzHuzz altogether or, if Huzzle is sufficiently either angry or excited enough then, congratulations! This is the first god so far whom I'd think would actually genuinely fight you!

Inspekta

If you say you're gonna do it: Well, first of all, if they hear you say that, get ready to be jumped by any Bizzyboys in the vicinity for saying that. Second off, Inspekta will take it as a silly lil joke. He's not the type to be in-timid-dated by a mortal. Might also be the shadowboxing type, maybe throw a playpunch, but that's it

If you try it: Thankfully, Inspekta's the one god we do see fight. Granted, I doubt he was really out for blood, so we don't know what his full strength is like, but from what I seen, you probably ain't leaving much a scratch on the guy. Remember when I said Cobigail outnumbered you in hands to throw? Inspekta can do that, but literally. You probably ain't winning here

King

If you say you're gonna do it: Then congrats, you got a whole bunch of other gods mad at you, and Razzmatazz to boot. This is the main case where it's not the one you're threatening you need to worry about. King is very unlikely to try and humor the idea of hurting you, especially if you're just a high-strung/overly confident mortal

If you try it: You're gonna stop trying quick. King can settle the differences between gods, she can probably handle whatever's possessing you to challenge gods to fist fights

[thisfeebleheart]

[emloafs]

me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot

[guavacat1347]

[yorshie]

Reader: *narrating in crappy Steve Irwin impersonation* I’m here beneath the bustling metropolis of New York City, searching for one of the rarest species of reptile in existence.

*footage of an old recorder, sneaking through the Lair’s Atrium*

Reader: *continuing narration in a whisper* This gentle giant makes his home deep beneath the city streets, in the twisting labyrinth few dare venture into. As such, he spooks easily, as he’s not quite accustomed to interaction with humans.

*recorder sticks over top of couch, viewer sees Raph knitting in his armchair and the back of Miley’s head and shell where he’s playing games. Raph pauses mid stitch and moves only his eyes over to watch the recorder*

Reader: *continuing narration in a whisper* now, these males are known to be a bit territorial, but I reckon if I stay low, he might just carry on with what he’s doing-

Raph: the fuck you think you’re doing, sweetheart?

Reader: *whispering* oh, lookie here, that’s a warning, the first of a series he’ll give me. Next comes a faux charge, he’ll show he means business-

Raph: * throwing down needles* oh, I’ll show you-

Mikey: *oblivious and not turning from the game* Hey, Angel cakes!? You ready to-

*Raph gets up violently from his chair and reader takes off running. Camcorder bobbles and weaves as shouting takes over the audio along with squeals and giggling.*

Reader: *at the top of their lungs in that still awful Steve Irwin personation* OOOO HE’S ANGRY!!!!

based on discord chat with @justalotoffanfiction

[aflyingcontradiction]

Oooh, they had a segment on last Sunday's "Sendung mit der Maus" of German learners telling a German fairy tale and IT'S SO INTERESTING! Just hearing all the accents and the different kinds of mistakes speakers of different native languages make and thinking "Oh, I wonder if I can figure out what their native language is". I also just love the concept of that segment on a children's show. "A bunch of people are telling you a fairy tale and you can tell they're making mistakes while speaking and maybe figure out that that's because they're still learning, but we're not going to go into that. We're just going to focus on the fairy tale." Something about that just makes me squee.

[daskindderstille]

[born-to-lose-btl]

[anukkuna]

POV Ölßner: Wenn der verdammte Austauschkommissar, der dir eh gegen den Strich geht, anfängt, mit dem Typen zu flirten, mit dem deine Frau durchbrennen wollte.

[13-wonder-writer]

Wie häufig willst du dich in einer Folge in einem Wald verirren?

Borowski: Ja.

[allmyandroids]

Hatte grad nen neuen Film auf deutsch gesehen und dann war Netflix noch auf deutsch eingestellt

Ich öffne ne Blacklist Episode und CRINGE zusammen wegen den deutschen Stimmen argh auwa autsch uff ach

Ich hab nichts heftiges gegen die Synchronstimmen aber ich liebe halt James Stimme und schaue Blacklist natürlich im englischen Original. Und deswegen musste ich halt so zusammen cringen.

[jules-van-hering]

I am gay.

[eminsunnytoons123]

The muppets Show: Life in the boarding home

Characters redesigns! Part 4

Heres more redesigns of the muppets =^_^= And also ker & mit twin Dolls, rowlf triplets Dolls And foo-foo redesigns i made them actually on january this year but decided to post them here too =^///^=

And i feel like Mildred really looks like that Type of a older woman that LOVES to gossip about the muppets And any other muppets counterparts she doesnt like or that annoy her, And drink tea while gossiping, doesnt she look like it? =^///v///^=

And i have thought that ker & mit twins really look cute in those red sweaters, And it fits them, doesnt it? 🌹

[barschter000]

Finally worked on my TGAA translation again and ohhh I missed it so much...

I love translating Albert's dialogue. It's so full of personality and also silliness.

I decided to turn the "scatterbrain" in Barok's line "This scatterbrain even forgets my name at times" into "Schussel". I make Barok use so many high-register, dramatic words that he can have one kind of silly one as a treat. He is talking about his dear friend after all.

Also the termbase works relatively consistently now! Yippie!

[7183-war]

[UNTITLED #037]

my opinion changes every 30 minutes but currently i think the best crescendo robot is 6328 mechanical advantage

6328 my beloved

[mitsdriveswhere]

the archaeological community: obviously we won't make this precious site's exact location public because we don't want amateur grave robbers and pot hunters to destroy it

me, a gremlin with access to google earth and entirely too much time on my hands: uhuh