aflyingcontradiction
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see.
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aflyingcontradiction · 5 hours ago
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if you see this post you are obligated to reblog and tell me something good that happened to you this year
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aflyingcontradiction · 16 hours ago
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Elon Musk needs to go play on some train tracks. That asshole is trying to get his grimy hands into the German elections next.
He's had too much influence in German politics already (looking at you Brandenburg). I don't want him to buy votes for the AfD. Actually I don't want him to talk or even think about any elections anywhere ever (again). Motherfucker needs to Starship without damaging our atmosphere.
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aflyingcontradiction · 1 day ago
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aflyingcontradiction · 3 days ago
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Recently came across this video and I can't stop revisiting it. The build up is just soooo well done.
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aflyingcontradiction · 3 days ago
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this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.
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aflyingcontradiction · 3 days ago
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My cotton ball sprouted wings!
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aflyingcontradiction · 3 days ago
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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
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aflyingcontradiction · 3 days ago
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Your fetish doesn’t have to be praxis.
Read that sentence. Read it again. Really drill it into your skull. Internalize the idea until it cannot be removed from your brain.
Then stop making really annoying discourse posts on why this or that kink is WrongBad or how everyone with it is WrongBad and start caring more about how this person treats others outside of a consensual kink context. You’re allowed to hate a kink because of how much it resembles real life issues you suffer with, but other people are going to engage in it whether you like it or not and the only reasonable thing you can ask of them is to not involve you or anyone else who doesn’t want to be a part of it.
And before “three guesses on what kink OP has” if you don’t know me, you’re probably wrong and about to make yourself look like an ass by making assumptions. Go ahead, test your luck, I dare you.
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aflyingcontradiction · 4 days ago
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aflyingcontradiction · 6 days ago
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When I studied ancient Greek, the big reference dictionary was A Greek-English Lexicon by Henry George Liddell and Robert Scott. Commonly known as "Liddell and Scott".
But there were three editions of increasing size, based on whether you wanted it to fit in your bag, your bookshelf, or your reference podium.
So of course we called them the "Little Liddell", the "Middle Liddell", and the "Great Scott".
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aflyingcontradiction · 6 days ago
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I’m already missing HHN
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aflyingcontradiction · 6 days ago
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The most confusing thing about adulthood is going back to places you visited as a child and seeing how much smaller everything is.
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aflyingcontradiction · 8 days ago
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can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:
1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained
2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God
3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old
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aflyingcontradiction · 9 days ago
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aflyingcontradiction · 9 days ago
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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes
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aflyingcontradiction · 9 days ago
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aflyingcontradiction · 9 days ago
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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