#miss blah blah!!!!

[mail-me-a-snail]

YOUR ART *grovelling om the floor like a dog.* May we see your interpretation of the RED Spy? 👉👈

so in my mind spy is of mixed spanish-filipino heritage n went to europe for his studies, a place that presented ample opportunity for him to become who he is today. he eventually followed scout's ma (whom a buddy n i have named sherry) back to america before ditching her and scout entirely

he's never gone back home to manila and has no interest in doing so; a city can change in forty years. anyhow, mann.co and red team keep him plenty occupied as it is.

more headcanons under the cut!

he and blu share a hair pattern, being counterparts, but red spy's pattern is less obvious as he is more self conscious of his appearance and personal grooming than blu is

he knows quite a lot of languages, spanish, german, and french being the top three, and a little knowledge of tagalog

still practices some filipino customs, esp concerning funerals (a common occurrence in his line of work, both for colleagues and as set-ups for a hit)

you will not catch his ass going straight back to whatever "home" he's gotten himself after a funeral. he is loitering elsewhere until the spirits skidaddle

he is still catholic. sorry, spy. it had to happen. does he still believe in god? hard to say!

despises his clone and the other scout. really, he envies their relationship because they've succeeded where he has failed, but he's decided hating them is an easier thing to feel

team leader; he wasn't voted in, but everyone just kinda put him up to it, even if some of them (scout) refuse to acknowledge it

best friends with miss pauling, who is also--to me--a first generation filipino immigrant, so they talk a lot about home

she tells him what he's missed.

all this means scout is also some parts spanish and filipino on top of being american

is genderfluid and aromantic. doesnt care for romance when it pertains to him being in a relationship with someone else (evidently) but he enjoys the game and all its secret rules

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 22 of Arc II ( Part 48)

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[saturnvs]

come a little bit closer hear what i have to say just like children sleepin' we could dream this night away but there's a full moon risin' let's go dancin' in the light

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[yhrite]

The loving warmth and safety and the incomparable comfort of finding a shotgun in a survival horror game like yessss come here babygirl

[myokk]

😇

[corrodedbisexual]

Over the course of nearly a year of sleeping together, Steve has learnt to barely react to the sound of the alarm on Eddie's wristwatch in his sleep. Eddie sometimes has an early shift at the garage (which he hates with all his guts, but at least it pays okay), so Steve is used to the background sequence of several incessant beepings five minutes apart that Eddie keeps snoozing, then finally a frustrated groan, the creaking of the bed and a kiss pressed to Steve's temple before Eddie heads out to work.

This time, however, the beeping stops almost immediately, and suddenly there are arms wrapped tight around him, lips ghosting up his jaw, then hot breath against his ear.

"Steeeevieeee," Eddie sing-songs quietly, smacking another, louder kiss against his cheek.

Steve groans, opening one eye. It's dark, not even crack of dawn kinda dark. He grabs his boyfriend's arm resting on his chest, raises it closer to his face. The watch on Eddie's wrist reads 3:01.

"Eddie. What the hell."

He drops the arm on the bed and groans again, turning so he can face Eddie, still not bothering to open the other eye because he's determined to go right back to sleep. Whatever Eddie's up to, surely it can wait until morning.

Even in the dimly lit room, he can see a grin on Eddie's face, his teeth reflecting the faint light from a streetlight outside Steve's window. His eyes, wide open with excitement, look almost black in the night.

Despite the slight annoyance of being woken up, Steve's interest is piqued.

"Okay," he sighs, but with a small, amused smile. He rubs a hand across his face, slowly tries to pry his other eye open. "Seriously, Eds. What's up?"

"Happy birthday to you," Eddie starts singing quietly, the grin never leaving his face, and Steve stares in complete bewilderment. He recalls a faint memory of Eddie asking him what time he was born, and him needing to check his birth certificate because honestly, he had no idea.

"Happy birthday, dear Stevie, happy birthday to you," Eddie finishes the silly song with a soft kiss against Steve's lips, then rests his head on the pillow, pressing their foreheads together. "Okay, you can go back to sleep now, birthday boy. Sorry for waking you."

Steve gapes at him.

"Did you seriously set an alarm for 3am... to wish me happy birthday?"

"Yup," Eddie replies, squeezing him closer.

"You're insane," Steve murmurs, but he cannot help the huge grin spreading on his face as a warm, gooey feeling starts somewhere in his belly, rises up to his chest, wraps itself around his heart.

"Yeah, maybe a little." Eddie sighs, hand tracing gentle patterns across Steve's back. "Wanted to make sure I was the first. Dustin will probably call at like 8am, now he can't beat me."

The fondness in Steve's chest almost bursts his ribcage open. Suddenly, he's wide awake, throwing a leg across Eddie's hips, flipping him onto his back and feeling the surprised laughter rumble through his chest as Steve attaches his lips to his boyfriend's neck.

"We're not going back to sleep, I take it?" Eddie asks between short, breathless gasps, and Steve raises himself on his arms to look at him.

"Nope." Steve licks his lips. "I think I want my present now."

"Uhm. It's actually back at my trailer..."

"Ed-die," Steve enunciates slowly, chuckling. "Not that kinda present." He gently rolls his hips, watching his boyfriend gasp, 'oh', then draw him back down so their lips can meet.

In almost a year of dating Eddie Munson, lazy 3am birthday sex isn't even in the top 10 weirdest things he's done. But it will definitely be one of the most memorable.

[feppepurin]

me kissing my mutuals good night

[fiddlehead-soup]

BG3 Boyfs Helping You with Chronic Hand Pain

Super niche but hi, I'm here to deliver!! 😚 Let the boyfs make you feel better!

🤎 Raphael:

It's your own damned fault for being stubborn and not just accepting his contract to help you, so deal with it! He still insists you need hands-free entertainment, however, and seems eager to recite you poetry. 🙂

💙 Gale:

Always reminds you to take breaks while you're doing strenuous tasks and to do your stretches and exercises ALL! THE! TIME! ✋ He does NOT let you miss it.

❤️ Wyll:

Writes all your correspondence for you! Just dictate it! And anything else he can assist with!! Let him HELP! 🗣️

🤍 Astarion:

Shaves your arms and applies your kinesiology tape for you and helps remove it in the bath, too. Gives loves and kisses to your hands and arms before and afterwards! 💕

💜 Emperor:

THAT WON'T WORK! Let them do it for you. 😤

💛 Gortash:

Comes up with so many cool inventions that make your life sooo much easier!! 🤗

💚 Halsin:

Recognizes your triggers before you even enact them and reminds you not to. 😠 Sometimes he's a little overbearing, but you know it's for the best; he's right.

[girlboygilliontidestrider]

HERE HERE TAKE IT! THIS PIECE TOOM WAY TOO LONG OMG??

As halsin would say “to be frank” (even thought I AM gillion tidestrider, champion of the undersea, hero of the deep, singersong writer of the hole in your heart by gillion and the tidestriders, sand eat—-)

I do admire you caspian

Picture without the words :p plus more art

IF YOU CARE !!

[jelliedf1sh]

miss oranje disco dancer 🪩✨

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

[themyscirah]

Complaining abt Suicide Squad yet again but the fact that they have Waller exposing the alien community to space racist attacks and talking abt how she got to her position through deceit and being a terrible person and stuff is just. Ahsfiwueh JUST SAY YOU DONT KNOW WALLER.

Anyways literally the 3rd mission of the Squad ever (and the first framed as smth Waller picked and not orders from above) was the Squad discrediting and stopping a rogue vigilante who was only arresting POC and funneling white people into white supremacy groups (of which he was the most prominent member) in SUICIDE SQUAD #4. and it's explicitly framed as this mission being personal for Waller that she's hiding from the government bc its illegal like. Guys. Please why are we having her incite (space bc comics) racist attacks now

Also the whole "Amanda got her position through deceit and being a terrible person" NO. she KEPT her position through being shitty and playing complicated political games!!! She wasn't always that way like there is a difference and it is IMPORTANT ppl PLEASEEEE. In Secret Origins #14 we learn Amanda's backstory and she used to be a normal, caring person! Like even after she entered into working in government and politics she wasn't automatically morally bankrupt like please people. She was originally given control of the Squad by Reagan (*sigh* 80s comics...) to distract and get rid of her because she was so successful at pushing progressive social policy in Congress. Acting like she's this static pillar of evil is such a waste of her character and so fucking uninteresting and disrespectful to her arc it drives me MAD.

Like I am NOT saying Waller is all sunshine and rainbows, she fucking SUCKS (said w love <3) but like there's a human being there. It's a progression, she has a character arc like please, DC, please!!! They've fucked up Waller so bad and made her so opaque and uninteresting she can't even be the protagonist of her own story for fucks sake!

Like I don't know how many times I have to scream it until DC hears me or remembers but WALLER IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF SUICIDE SQUAD. ITS HER BOOK. yet right now she's a cutout to be used as the villain wherever the writers please. Even in her book we get none of her perspective really displayed, no exploration of her thoughts with any kind of understanding of the role she traditionally has played and was made to play in the story.

[zoe-oneesama]

Do you also feel like the MLB writers are writing things up as they go and constantly forget what they've written in previous episodes?

One would hope that, with a bible, they'd be able to keep this sort of thing straight. But I think they get tunnel vision within one episode trying to make One Point stick that they don't realize until later that they've also made Another Point.

With "Bubbler", the most charitable interpretation is that every year Gabriel assigns getting Adrien's gift to Nathalie and Nathalie is the one that forgets that, leaving her to scramble to grab something off her desk to wrap and present.

(The least charitable is that Gabriel himself forgets until the last minute, and then demands Nathalie get him something at the last minute, and Nathalie grabs something off her desk at the last minute).

But all of these leave the question: Where's Emilie? Where's Emilie's gift, or Emilie planning things for Adrien's birthday in the house, like organizing dinner and preparing presents? Where's Emilie reminding Nathalie up to the day that Adrien's birthday is coming up?

In order to make Gabriel look bad, they accidentally made Emilie look bad. I think that's part of the reason the fandom was kinda surprised that Emilie had only been missing for a year - meaning, she was around for these last minute gift birthdays???? Good job guys, you just killed the idea that Emilie OR Gabriel used to be good parents before The Great Coma.

[thornescratch]

Ohhhh having such happy but complicated feelings here.

[finnstati0n]

The Simon obsession is getting out of hand, send help.