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Part 22 of Arc II ( Part 48)
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#rottmnt#rottmnt april#rottmnt karai#residuum#rottmnt residuum comic#c#g#*hacker voice* im in#fucking color y'all#i didn't realise how much i'd miss the color in the backgrounds#sure the facility being so blah is very thematic and sexy of me#(and oooo baby will it make the visera pop)#but by god is it boring#also lmao ew sewer water
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911 through a s7 e4
i was very not prepared for this
- SHE GLUED HERSELF 😭😭
- not maddie sending the 118 she’s so funny
- chim ?! oh maddie sent him to get the details for her hmm love it
- the girls flirting with eddie and buck lmao
- “sorry ladies taken and the moment, but he’s not” EDDIE YOU MENACE
- eddies fave after “i don’t date people i meet on calls” IM CRYING LMAO
- chims double take at joey 😭
- what is happening 😭
- chin running off to facetime maddie LMAO
- maddie and josh are my icons i LOVE them
- “come visit me in prison” “do i have to” “i would not”
- BUCK AND TOMMMYYY its that scene….
- “saving someone’s life and then dating them never turns out the way to expect it to” yeah buck knows allllll about that
- not the rain check being going out with eddie
- ew the straight high five
- EVAN ????? don’t call him evan that’s only for eddie and maddie and pre 118 flashbacks
- he’s so awkward i canttttt
- JEALOUSLY JEALOUSYY
- not the heli to vegas 😭
- harry’s baccckk 😭🫶🏻 he surprised athena awwww
- is bobby suspicious ??? what was that look
- ooo restaurant rescue
- RAVVIIIII HES BACCKCKK MY BOY
- “who’s tommy” LMAOOO
- oh that shot is them looking in the sink
- THEIR LOOKS “i guess somebody’s going into the sewer” 🧍🧍 “im going into the sewer” HELLLPP
- bucks jealousssss who would’ve thought
- “i think its great, you can’t have enough friends”
- “when you meet someone you just click” but they didn’t when they first met because buck was being jealous then too oh my god he’s gonna take it to heart isn’t he holy shit
- “i do i really do” you’ve liked him from day ONE
- his face he is so realising he likes him ??? like he has to be ???
- “when do you think you’ll see him again” like he’s dating tommy ??
- KARAOKE TRIVIA THING omg
- WATCH CHRISTOPHER OH
- not him ranting to maddie i cannot
- buck being more jealous because chris likes tommy too …
- “in a very short time” you also did that
- eddie ASKED YOU and you said no so he asked tommy and now you’re jealous… buck come on 😭
- “is it circled with a heart around it” MADDIE MY QUEEN BUDDIE SHIPPER FROM THE BEGINNING
- THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR HARRY ?? oh ???
- the mess- i cannot
- THE WATER HELLP ICON
- “you’re also my mom” oh- ouch
- i’m guessing eddies on the phone to tommy
- and buck… is ?? making noises to get his attention ?? to watch him workout ?? sir… what are you doing
- THE LOOK HE IS FULLY TRYING TO GET HIS ATTENTION LMAO
- THE BALL LMAO not the ball
- “uh huh” HE IGNORED HIM
- HES SAD
- chim to the rescue 🫶🏻
- oh here we go basket ball time…
- I DONT LIKE STRAIGHT EDDIE PUT HIM AWAY THE CHEST BUMP 😭😭😭😭
- also “my boy” ?!
- howie and evan 😭 stop
- BASKETBALL BEARD chim my love, i love you
- THE SPINNNN
- eddie is taunting himmm
- is buck even trying
- the high-fives right in front of him
- OH THE PUSH
- YOU BUCKED THAT UP stop the poor man just wants eddie
- harry :(((
- athena my beloved :(( she’s so aaaaa
- “i haven’t talked to him” 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍
- the scene the scene the scene
- PISSED SEEING HIM AND TOMMY BE GOOD FRIENDS BUCK YOU ARE ON THE FLOOR FOR THIS MAN GET UPPP
- “get his attention” im 😭😭
- “i know how you feel” let this go where i want it to go
- it didn’t but whatever
- “im not a 14 year old girl” tell that to your googly eyes for eddie huh if you could you’d have posters of him around your room girlie
- stop acting like one REAL AND TRUE
- “and i really great mom” ILL CRY 🫶🏻😭
- TOMMY AT BUCK DOOR
- can we talk…
- “i’ve been causing bad blood” no bucks just jealous because he’s in love and doesn’t know it yet
- “no bad blood just bad behaviour” LMAO
- “that kid cannot shut up about you” and buck twirls his hair like he’s not in eddies will he’s so happy about it lmao
- “it wasn’t about you” “that’s usually my problem” he’s so me help
- i can get pretty jealous WE KNOW OMG
- tommy jealous of the 118 :(((
- fake mouth static 😭
- why do they look like they’re gonna kiss
- i wanted to get to know you im-
- the homoerotic vibes of this scene i cannot
- trying to get YOIR ATTENTION WHAT IS HAPPENING
- yeah i guess so ?? WHAT IS HAPPEING
- OH THEY DID KISS
- OH GUCKING THEYDKWOZBSSK
- HOLY SHIT
- IM WINNING
- IM SHAKING
- “like that” IT WORKSS ?? fuck
- “so that was okay” im melting
- that was better that fake mouth static
- 8 saturday date 🫶🏻
- for gods sake please call eddie YES REAL
anyway i’m so happy that buck is having his (to quote heartstopper) full on gay crisis, finally the man’s getting a man !!
#911#evan buck buckely#buck 911#buck and tommy#holy shit#i’m freaking out#this is wow#eddie diaz 911#i cannot think#i can’t tag
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i got around to watching the latest TMNT episode, and it turned into 44 minutes of pure salt with my friend @lulusoblue.
read below the saltmagedon.
onthespectrumwriting:
i'm finally watching the new ep and i'm five minutes in.
i honestly hate how much romance there is in this. :///
eeeerrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAUGH
CAN
WE
NOT
PAIR THEM OFF
GOD
onthespectrumwriting:
especially leorai
lulusoblue:
there's a difference between romance and ship bait
onthespectrumwriting:
jfc
i hate all of this
lulusoblue:
same
onthespectrumwriting:
no shipping allowed okay
lulusoblue:
and i haven't even watched the fuckin ep
onthespectrumwriting:
at all
lulusoblue:
i can't even bring myself to watch Demon Mark Hamill's arc
onthespectrumwriting:
there's a brief amount of good donnie stuff in there
onthespectrumwriting:
otherwise: eh
oh there's also good mikey and leatherhead stuff
FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP IT WITH THE LEORAI FLIRTING
GOD
they
they had raph wink at my girl y'gythgba
and she did this little blushy thing
no
noooooo
if this has to be a Thing
onthespectrumwriting:
that goes the other way around
rgh
lulusoblue:
take the reciprocative canon ship
it's as good as it will get
onthespectrumwriting:
it makes me uncomfortable
on the other hand
the utrom are precious and should be protected
pls stop murdering them
lulusoblue:
it's as good as it will get
onthespectrumwriting:
BUT ITS BAD
lulusoblue:
sorry my phone repeated the message twice
YES BUT IT COULD BE WORSE
onthespectrumwriting:
ITS STILL BAD
ALL OF THIS IS BAD
lulusoblue:
honestly thank god none of the other pairings are canon because they're terirble
onthespectrumwriting:
oh for fuck's sake y'gythgba's entire planet went to war because she couldn't sacrifice one shitty turtle
apparently a shit ton of their soldiers died because of it
lulusoblue:
p sure if any of them were actually canon they would be ACTUALLY lovey dovey and not just hanging out to make Raph jealous that his bros are around their crushes
lulusoblue sent a post Tell me that wasn't a...
is my phone just du
lulusoblue:
plicating shit what the fuck
onthespectrumwriting:
maybe
see?
romance gets you nothing good in this universe
OH BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING BC THEY GOT DISTRACTED BY EACH OTHER
I AM FURTHER VINDICATED
onthespectrumwriting:
off topic all the boys and april need to use a phone tower to climb down but my girl karai can straight up scale a flat wall
oh and now she's back to being useless
okay then
onthespectrumwriting:
eyyyy april
punch him
punch him good
lulusoblue:
what is up with the writing like wtf
onthespectrumwriting:
god this is so bad so far
at least april did a thing
that was nice
it was a brief thing
but a thing
where the fuck is my son casey tho
onthespectrumwriting:
off topic: y'gythgba is still really good looking
OH SHUT UP RAPH YOUR OLDER GIRLFRIEND IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP HER LIFE AS AN ACCOMPLISHED MILITARY WOMAN TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING SEWERS AND EAT GARBAGE
okay the writing is actively making me die right now
they pulled a "-and your little dog too" type line
onthespectrumwriting:
where is y'gythba's fucking sword??? WHY DID THEY TAKE AWAY HER SWORD AND LEAVE HER WITH A PISTOL WHAT
god this is like april in the space arc all over again
snrk omg
lulusoblue:
k watching your commentary is like
onthespectrumwriting:
why thank you
also newt's voice actor slurred a little and bishop came out as "bitchass"
lulusoblue:
Pffdffforplrprrlrddfffffft
onthespectrumwriting:
oh hey so newt is a brainwashing victim nice
OH EW NO DO NOT EAT THE LITTLE BRAIN THING
you don't know where that's been, and i can see how badly the brainwashing has sucked his brian cells
he's so stupid
this dialogue is shit
why is that one utrom fucking french
but where is casey is what i'm really wondering
onthespectrumwriting:
also: how will being in the D-x atmosphere affect april? since this is the first time
utrom are still cute btw, they're so adorably pink and tentacled
NO QUEENIE
LEAVE HER ALONE
she's like, one of the few female characters left
oh god more utrom vore
newt no
and donnie steals the weapon from the utrom
nice
my klepto son strikes again
onthespectrumwriting:
WHERE
IS
Y'GYTHGBA'S
FUCKING
SWORD
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A DINKY LITTLE PISTOL WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS
lulusoblue:
"why is that one utrom fucking french"
coz he gave up
onthespectrumwriting:
hahahahaha
april is doing cool stuff again
onthespectrumwriting:
good
let's add water bending to her abilities lmao
well it didn't work but it was neat
now newt is playing at being mr. electro
lulusoblue:
"WE THREW IN A REFERENCE ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW"
not until April chooses the Blue Spirit over Casey and Donnie
onthespectrumwriting:
like out of spirderman two- MIKEY NO WHAT THEFUCK
NO HEY NOT OKAY
BRING BACK MY SON
wow they're causing a citywide black out and also mikey is dead
OH HAHAHAHA ITS THE BUG GUY
lulusoblue:
nickelodeon: "just kill em all"
onthespectrumwriting:
THERE'S A GIANT BUG INT HE SKY I'M YELLING
HIS SHIP IS A GIANT FUCKING BUG THAT’S SHITTING OUT DRONES
okay we're fucked
nice to know
mike's dead the world has no power and we're being invaded
oh and the romance apocalypse is still happening too
so we're really fucked
lulusoblue:
Dregg:
fuck where the Oprah bees gif shit
onthespectrumwriting:
hahaha i get what your aiming for here
also new york is experiencing being shat upon by alien bugs
nice
OH HER SWORD IS BACK
Y'GYTHGBA MAGICALLY HAS HER SWORD AGAIN
WHERE
WAS IT
YOU FUCKS
hahahaha oh god i hate this
all of it
onthespectrumwriting:
also none of the family is giving any fucks right now that mikey is literally dead
my god
this is like The Power Inside Her all over again
do they only freak out when its leo??? apparently so
so far this ep is getting a 2/10
and only bc of the sick bug ship
WHERE
IS
MY SONS
casey mikey where are you
onthespectrumwriting:
"if you talk to my woman like that again-" HAHAHA OH SHE'S //YOUR// WOMAN NOW???
EXCUSE ME
WHEN DID SHE AGREE TO THAT SHIT
raph take that patriarchal nonsense and shove it up your asshole where it belongs
eighties TV has taught you nothing good
what a load of dicks
okay the show lost its two points for that line
fuck that
0/10
lulusoblue:
uh oh
onthespectrumwriting:
bs extravaganza
that's what this is
raph, bishop, both of you go eat ten bags of dicks and choke
and for the love of god DOES NO ONE CARE THAT MIKEY IS DEAD
lulusoblue:
death is an illusion i thought u knew
onthespectrumwriting:
"i can take care of myself raphael, thank you" honey just punch him already, i know you want to for that shitty possessive comment
oh shit nice y'gythgba is into utrom vore too
hahaha
yeah literally the only good thing here is the bigass alien ship
lulusoblue:
why did you make me read that with my own two eyes
onthespectrumwriting:
bc you have to suffer with me
also leo and g'throkka are uselessly captured
hahahaha
damseled in distress
raph's plan is to strap as many missiles to a barge boat as physically possible and then throw it at the ship
raph, honey, that's not how physics work
"i like it, but it feels... a little too much" y'gythgba just say it. its a shitty, shitty plan
don't spare this child's feelings
he needs to be knocked down like ten pegs anyways, the angst muffin he is
"you think? that's a mikey level bad idea" april calling things as they are
onthespectrumwriting:
and look
she's the Only One to feel a moment of "wow he's fucking dead"
LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE COMMENTED ON THIS FACT OTHER THAN RAPH'S OFF HANDED "mikey's been disintegrated" and then NOTHING
ggggggod
off topic: where the fuck is casey
my son
where is my son
have you seen my son???
lulusoblue:
he's probably getting his teeth foxed
*fixed
at P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
onthespectrumwriting:
he'll get those knocked out in two days tops hahahaha
wow this is disturbing
humans being glued to a tower with spit
ew
where is the fucking military
this is literally their job
oh donnie, oh april
you can't do anything cool in this series anymore, accept it
haha oh my god
onthespectrumwriting:
they're stealing this right out of my fanfic at this point
mikey brought himself back from the dead
by pulling his molecules back together
this is exactly like my fanfic what the hell
electricity powers, existence despite apparently being dead, etc
also: wow what a lack of happiness that he's not dead
i'd like to call plagiarism.
lulusoblue:
"what iz emote?"
onthespectrumwriting:
this is so stupid
i did it better
onthespectrumwriting:
okay the bug prisons are uncomfortably like assholes
ew
OH EW THEY'RE USING THE TRUSSED UP PEOPLE AS BUG EGG FOOD
THIS IS PARASITICA ALL OVER AGAIN BUT CITYSCALED
off topic: newt has a collection of utrom arms tied to his belt
just
chilling there
lulusoblue:
as you do
onthespectrumwriting:
he's got severed limbs flopping all over
bet that made bishop uncomfortable
onthespectrumwriting:
oh shit its the military
its only been like a half a day since the world started ending
not like they're late
and where are the fighter jets guys
a ground assault won't do shit
oh no
its the turtle mech
again
....
i feel nothing, i never liked it
its so vulnerably designed??
like the cockpits are right in the front, completely undefended
nice raph's bug phobia is probably having a hay day in his head rn
parasite leeches are always great to deal with
eyyyy mike gets to do shit for once
he beat the last big bad, and now he's going to beat this one
how much do you bet they won't thank him this time either
my murderous daughter strikes again
she's so excited to flamethrow a bunch of bugs
dialogue still killing me
HA THE MECH GOT TOTALED
WHAT A SURPRISE
donnie is going to cry about that
i feel bad for him
he spent months on that stupid thing
oooooh SHIT
mikey is KILLING IT today
my son
i'm so proud of you
your shitty family doesn't deserve you or donnie
mikey is doing so great, i'm so proud
they're also in the heart of a giant space bug ship now, and he's got electro powers so
he's gonna FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
go child
this is the one thing you're good at
destruction of all good things
do it
meanwhile everyone else is having fun with bugs
revenge for all the magnifiers in the world
karai and april continue to not be allowed to be useful
ugh
lulusoblue:
ps is karai still a snake orrr
onthespectrumwriting:
she's done no snake things this whole ep
they're wasting her
but, on the bright side
confirmed: they're dating
femslash wins everyone go home
lulusoblue:
WHAT bright side?
onthespectrumwriting:
the gay bright side
mr. brightside
mikey is fucking shit up and i'm still proud of him
he died and literally brought himself back all on his own
this kid has so much to him
why does his family/the fandom/the show not get this
well he didn't beat the big bad on his own, but he did 99% of the work
MY SON IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF NO
mikey nooooooo
THEY JUST LEAVE HIM????
APRIL IS LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED THAT THIS KID SACRIFICED HIMSELF
wow he died for you assholes and all he gets is a highfive
and then they take his powers
and
clothes???
he's naked.
okay.
"pizza's on me!" leo you don't have money
you can't even go get the pizza without starting a riot
why would you say that
WHAT
NO
Y'GYTHGBA HONEY DON'T DO THIS
NONONONONONONONONO
okay so one
this is violating intergalactic laws
like ten of them at least
for another
y'gythgba don't do this
don't give up a very successful military career for a shitty teenage boy
he's not even twenty yet and he lives in the sewers angsting all day
you could do //so much better//
god no
he's not even letting her crash at his place
he's sending her to live with the mutanimals
"hey you gave up your entire life to be with me, how's crashing at my weird cousins' place sound? they're also fugitives and inhuman, you'll fit right in"
i
have
SO MUCH SALT ABOUT THIS
and then they end it there
*throws monitor through the wall*
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
onthespectrumwriting:
so that was one of the worst two-part specials i've ever watched
i'm going to go find something sweet to eat and then try to find purpose in life
#my writing#When World's Collide#i think that was the name#idk#i was too busy being pissed off about everything#literally this is just salt#i have no good things to say here that weren't ironic#or otherwise me making a joke#*sighs deeply*#tmnt#TMNT 2012#we're the devil#(they didn't say thank you to mikey or even check if he was okay)#(where was casey and shini)#(who the fuck let this two-part ep thing be green lighted)
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