#minotaur player

[oddthesungod]

Another NPC from the homebrew game I'm DM'ing that my players recently met! This is Tefnut, she's a minotaur and owner of the Enchanted Marvels shop and my players got to do some shopping with her last session! ✨💖

[quasieli]

Currently obsessed with the hulking Minotaur fighter in my party who was willing to make his walk through a city (where he and the party are sorta wanted) a lil bit slower so he could find shady spots to travel through for the sun-averse Weird Girl Druid currently wildshaped into a wombat and chilling on his back, and that he just met like 2 days ago, just to make her a little more comfortable 🥺🥺🥺

[junietuesday]

every day i lament that im never going to tell a story with as much emotional impact, as much sheer atmosphere, as gripping characters, as striking and intriguing a story as the hinterlands minotaur hotel

[fanelectricboogieloo]

Ok so finally finish that helmad run I started a few days ago. the Minotaur has finally arrived at the Dwarven queen's fort from hell and had delivered the Adamantine throne

the process to pull this off took like pushing the limit of the nomad set up with how many embark spaces the game would let me, and finding out that if you keep setting the site size to be 1x20 or 20x1 a bunch you could push it to 40 or 50 I think I had one time where I hit 100 embark spaces ... but usually I also just crash the game in an attempt to load the next really large map chunk. the cavern layer kinda took a hit during the accelerated speed and loaded in normal grass tiles in the cavern layer. would say the experience was like playing Desert bus but in Dwarf fortress than playing Oregon trail.

oh and the dwarves that were in the cage were let out and they all dashed towards the food stockpiles and the site's tavern for drinks.

well lesson learn it's possible to nomad it across the world though it probably saner on my behalf to just void fort it next time I need to travel great distances

[a2zillustration-archive]

Screaming crying and throwing up, this was a piece I made for my d&d party when we finished our Theros campaign. At this point this is over a year old, I miss this squad of characters so much!!!

Merrow (triton) - JaelMoray on tw/ig

Ashur (satyr) - PrincelyPotion

Alonsos (fae) - Fern’s Corner

Mau (leonin) and Phoebe (warforged) - OwlSockets

Elowyn (satyr) - me!

Estrella (satyr #3) - altarglass on tw/pestofetish on ig

More ramblings about everyone in the tags

[lydiacatfish]

i'm trying to write a dnd oneshot based on a recurring dream i have and one, when i mentioned that a guy in the group made fun of me for having so many dreams (it's not my fault! i have a lot of vivid dreams corey!!), and number two i'm three npcs in and this is already spiraling out of control

[doublearmbars]

↖️this guy’s thinking about his wrestling ocs

[missdirectiontv]

dm: you want me to tell you about how veiny and muscled his arm is?

all of us, immediately: YES.

[gothamcityneedsme]

on a literary level, i understand why people consider the house in hol to be horrifying, the single signpost of all that is terrifying in the unknown and impossible etc. but for me, even in the book, the scary parts were always how those things affected and changed men. (or like. How man survives in such a space).

the house never really terrified me. The man is worse than the minotaur

[reynesong]

101722 Dolly Oxen Lineart Commission

[heliophaestus]

ough. remembers the zending.

[officiallralsei]

He got the torture labyrinth tomorrow

buddy he is already in there

[erindrifter]

A highlight of DnD on Saturday was that my players constantly talk about how much they want to have counterspell.

They are specifically requesting to find a ring of counterspell or something, and honestly I'd give it to them. However, that's a pretty good item, so I'm not going to make it easy.

Whenever they walk into a store, I ask them to roll a D20, and whatever number they get determines how close the store has to what they want. A counterspell item would require a nat20. I might lower that as the game goes on and they level up.

Anyways. The players want it really bad. Probably because I keep throwing magic users at them to fight. Including the fact that they just met the BBEG for the second time, who is an arch mage. Essentially a level 17 wizard. The players, who were down a bunch of health and spells, charged him immediately, and this exchange happened:

Player: "I cast chill touch"

Me: "Alright, roll to hit"

Player: "I got (high enough to hit)"

Me: "Alright. Counterspell. Anything else?"

[technofinch]

I think my favorite pc relationship dynamics I've played are

Ernest & Noman

Mulligan & Miranda

Nessie & Fynn

Nico & Laurens

Jack & Humphrey

[eeldritchblast]

Some misc. Wyll facts I collected while browsing his dialogue files like a madman

If Wyll dies and you ask his corpse what is ultimate goal is, his response is "Freedom from Mizora".

Wyll's mother died when he was born. Growing up, he was so close with his father that he never felt like he needed anyone else, but as an adult, he's questioned what it might have been like had she lived.

Wyll does not consider himself a man of faith - in fact, he resents "the so-called good gods for tolerating the curelty of the evil" - but rather believes "the faith that matters is that which you hold in yourself, in the ones that most matter to you."

More than one devnote reveals Wyll intentionally tries to downplay his emotions. Example: "Not too sad outwardly even though he is."

Wyll's father trained him how to use a rapier, sword, and bow.

Wyll uses "a light spritz from a vial of jasmine dust" as perfume.

Wyll considered dukes to be hypocritcal for their diplomacy with bad people.

When Wyll was a young boy, he was smitten by Stelmane.

When Wyll was eight, he snuck into the Counting House to see if the rumours of mythical treasure it held were true. The guard spotted him and took him straight back to his father.

When Wyll was fourteen, he had his first alcoholic beverage, and got so tipsy from wine that he puked in Dillard Portyr's bushes.

Wyll had his first kiss in The Blushing Mermaid when he was fifteen.

Wyll claims he's spent some time in the Underdark in his adventures as the Blade.

Wyll says he's killed a vampire-spawn before, when Player!Astarion confesses he's one himself.

Wyll claims his toughest kill was a minotaur, and one of his scars is from the battle.

Seven years prior to the game, he made his pact with Mizora to defeat the Cult of the Dragon, and was disowned and exiled from Baldur's Gate by his father. He was seventeen at the time.

Five years prior to the game, he took on the mantle of the Blade of Frontiers, after rescuing a child from a band of goblin attackers near the Cloakwood.

Karlach calls Wyll her best friend.

[greaseonmymouth]

I saw this shared around on Threads (why do I go there, I hate it) and commented on as 'this article is so good' and 'must read' including by a few people whose opinion I normally respect, and seeing as monsterfucking and monster everything is like a special little interest for me, I of course instantly clicked through to read it

and I have to say

what the everloving heterosexual fuck is this

two fat paragraphs about omegaverse that don't even mention its origins - I mean - I just - gaze upon this phrase, and despair:

During estrous, Omegas’ vaginas ooze with “slick,” responding to the Alpha’s intoxicating pheromonal perfume.

IT'S CALLED "SLICK" BECAUSE IT'S FROM SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES. THE REASON THE OMEGAS NEED SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES TO BEGIN WITH IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE VAGINAS.

I. have been rendered figuratively speechless. the straights don't know what slick is. the. i. how. how did we end up like this

their dicks swell at the base, creating a “knot,” which lodges them inextricably in the Omega’s slick-soaked (I am so sorry) vagina.

"(I am so sorry)" girl you're writing an article about monster smut and then you have the gall to be embarrassed by the this tame ass (or should i say vagina?) heterosexual omegaverse?

okay, okay. deep breaths. we've only just got started. we started by covering Morning Glory Milking Farm, a minotaur/human erotic romance novel, which well - I've read it, and it's not a bad book by any means, it was actually very very good, a solid story with a great cast and perfectly paced and satisfying romance and loads of sex - is very straight. it's just a minotaur. it's a big guy with a big dick. it's your standard gentle giant/normal sized girl romance. it's not very freaky, but you know, I don't blame the average reader for coming into this thinking this is some out there stuff. gotta start somewhere, right? we didn't all come up through draco/the giant squid crackfic in 2005, you know? and now we've covered Sarah J Maas and we're entering omegaverse territory, this is getting knottier now, right, freakier? this article is going somewhere, right?

you can imagine the intrigue, enemies-to-lovers, and other story lines involved as each captured female eventually finds the member of the barbarian tribe who is destined to worship and fuck the living daylights out of her for the rest of their lives. Oh, and their dicks have a sensitive spur on top designed for clitoral stimulation. It’s just as blue and velvety as the rest of their big alien bodies.

okay so the minotaurs aliens are blue now, i guess.

It seems, also, like the romance genre as a whole is being pushed by monster romance to make things in human-human books as freaky as possible.

ohh?? are we finally getting a proper freak on now??

This genre, “why choose?” or “MMF” (or sometimes even MMMF or MMFM), and also known as “reverse harem,” always features a heroine who is showered with sexual attention by men who are also sexually involved with each other.

having a thousand yard stare moment over here

this author seriously thinks that all these heterofied monster romance tropes are paving the way for the real freaky stuff that is, checks notes, "two hockey players fucking each other while the heroine calls the shots"

this author is positing that human queer erotica/romance are freakier than monster erotica/romance. like. she said that. with her whole chest. black on white.

on one hand a monster, an inhuman being, and on the other, a queer person, a human being. and apparently the real freak is not the minotaur or the blue alien. it is the queer human.

is this satire? it has to be, right?

because if it's not satire, this article is an entire case study in itself on the monstering* of queer people. stunning.

*academic term