finch, henry, or sparrow, 25, ohio ⋇ also, i have my one hundred lasers ⋇ she/her//xe/xyr
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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it
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love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out
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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk
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i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion
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was anyone gonna tell me that in order to accomplish things i have to do them
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radiation is just lil bugs in the air why r ppl afraid its just bugs its not real
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In the interest of clarity, the neural interface is not in fact designed to give the pilot an orgasm every time they fire the particle projection cannon, and we have no idea why it keeps doing that.
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Nooo wait my favorite coworker (one of them) left tonight who am I supposed to talk to about mcr now
#I love her so much she's so funny & personable & tells the best stories & makes you feel genuinely loved and appreciated#She's got tickets for the tour at the end of this month and in her words she fully has the clown makeup on for a new album#She has a trout mermaid tail also and I just love her so much. This one's for you Rachel#Hot boat summer
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Crazy that there's such a stereotype of sailors as heavy drinkers when one of the worst experiences on the planet is being drunk on a boat
#Anyway. Don't ask me where I was tonight or how I feel about it right now#As the cook always says" if you want to play sailor at night you've got to play sailor in the morning#And turn to is at six am so. 🙏 ⛵️#hot boat summer#I was being responsible and tried to go to sleep immediately but I closed my eyes and the Movement. So I'm being awake for a bit#Until that last shot of Malibu settles in. You know
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I've fumbled online relationships with mutuals you would kill for
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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