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roxannepolice · 1 year ago
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Masters, coyotes and reset buttons
Ok, so this has been going after me for a few months now and probably won't end up as coherent as I'd like it to, but this is also a warm up for finally fixing that stupid article that everyone tells me is good but has been halted by journal paperwork since 2020, so... As always, because there be salt, putting everything under a cut.
There's been this debate on whether the Master should be given a break from appearing for a while and, as always, it's usually taken somewhat hostile as an attack on the character or a particular actor (which. look if this was about acting skills BBC should have never moved from sir Derek Jacobi, period). And I would say the problem lies entirely elsewhere. Namely, circularity vs. linearity.
There has always been a mythical or commedia dell'arte element to the whole concept of regeneration, an archetypal thing in characters going by titles as names and having a certain set of characterisics and narrative functions that go along with those. Hell, commedia dell'arte even has a literal "Il Dottore" whose whole thing is embodying science and education - more often than not mockingly. When you employ Zeus rather than Poseidon in your story that's probably because there be weird sex rather than disproportionate fury. When you choose a paladin class in your rpg that's because you're going to have different skills and make different choices than if you were a rogue. Galahad and Lancelot will go on completely different journeys of nunnery/brothel and rescuing a prince from forced marriage even while they both seek the Holy Grail. When you want your children to have different properties you'll use your mantra to invoke four different gods.
The thing about archetypes, though, is that they are, literally, timeless. Or better yet, outside of time. But stories, narratives are, by nature, linear and timed. There's the beggining, the middle and the end. And of course, the whole fun is toying with the archetype, tweaking and reinterpreting them in specific contexts and stories. And DW has been doing a phenomenal job of it throughout its history, even if occasional nitpicks can be made. Classic Who was perhaps more circular and repeating in its storytelling and - sorry, posession by Marshall McLuhan - this makes sense in a medium where a story airs just a couple of times. There were arcs for each Doctor, though significantly more so for companions. NuWho became much more clear in this, but still mostly managed to keep a neat balance between the timelessness and timeliness.
Take the Saxon's story, which is what kickstarted me spilling here. Not to come off as a canon snob, but I think if he was an introduction to the character it may not be clear just how shocking him dying on the Valiant was. This is the character that was a skeleton, a gooey body snatching snake and a cat to go on living, and has been the Doctor's prisoner, in fact begging them to save them. Ten is 100% justified in his assumption that he'd never kill himself. His death introduced a major shift to their dynamic, especially when framed as fuelled by hatred. The finale in EoT is largely a return from this shift. No, the Doctor didn't only care for the Master because he wanted another Time Lord. No, the Master doesn't wholeheartedly hate the Doctor. They can and will always cooperate when there's a common enemy. As has been the case throughout all of Classic Who.
Enter Moffat era. Now, it's a bit of a cliche to say Moffat is a better episode writer than showrunner, but it being cliche does not make it incorrect. His poetic definitely works better when there's an ending, a specific goal in sight. In singular episodes this works like a charm. It worked terrifically in season 5. But later on there definitely came this element of "keep watching, because this is all heading somewhere, trust me". And all too often the answer was proving less interesting than the question. This was particularly clear in seasons 7-9, with return to Gallifrey being hyped up repeatedly, only to fianlly fall flat. And I guess Moffat realised that and decided to go for a soft reboot in season 10.
Which brings me to Missy and redemption arcs. Now, in our completely not puritan era there's way too much talk of whether characters deserve redemption, and what would account for a redemption, and how that differs between different legal systems, and too little appreciation that redemption narrative is as linear as they get. You get the starting point of sin and have a clear goal of that sin being repaid or undone. Sure, you can dig into that, and question that, and reinterpret that, and cynically cut that, but it always relies on that clear line. And it's obvious that Moffat was aware of how linear he wanted Missy, and indeed the Master in general, to be. The fucking text says that: "where we've always been going". The disagreement is only what that where is. Now, if the story was meant to be lieanr, then it really does make infinitelly more sense to view the events of EoT as a turning point in the thoschei relationship, but the story explicitly shuts that down. Nah, it was more infitely more important to have the initial sin embodied to be killed in the ultimate act of redemption. #symbolism
A slight tangent here. I know that the original plan for Delgado!Master was to have a redemption arc where he sarcifices himself for the Doctor, so I guess it can be argued this was indeed where the story was going all along. But things turned out how they did and people generally don't introduce Moriarty into their sherlockiana to have no actual screentime (literal or metaphorical), as was the original plan.
Aaaand then there's Spymaster. I've seen dozens of explanations of why he is the way he is, and whether that follows logically from Missy's story or not, and whether he might be before her, and whether he undoes her redemption, and blah blah, but the bitter truth is: Chibs hit the reset button. He hit it hard. No, we are not meant to keep in mind the events of s10 when we analyze the spydoc relationship. Again, a comparison to Moffat explicitly bringing up the events of EoT with Saxon, if only to brush them aside as meaningless for both parties. More importantly, if those were meant to affect Thirteen's hostile attitude towards the Master, then she shouldn't have been so shocked with his appearance. She might be surprised he regenerated, but like the whole reason for bitterness over being abandoned would go along with the expectation the Master did survive, that's why they left Twelve in the first place ffs. So, it would look like Chibnall tried to go back to a circular status quo after a linear redemption, and that's certainly what the writing thinks it's doing. Except now that the whole TTC can of worms has been opened, the relationship is deeply imbalanced. Imbalanced in a way that cannot be easily undone. Like, I know the fandom is trying to frame the Master's sense of inferiority as somehow mistaken and fanon!Thirteen certainly thinks so, but that's not what the text is saying. There is a misundertanding going on here, but a misunderstanding that goes on unresolved gets tiresome and frankly masochistic pretty fast. Either the Master should get to the point of understanding that the Doctor is not inherently superior to them because of past or magic of friendship and that they're Kenough, or accept the Doctor as their lord and saviour and martyred god who died so they may live and spend the rest of their days as a lapdog. Which, I understand the fandom may enjoy, but doesn't make for a very exciting story. So yes, there's definitely a linear narrative going on here. One that does need some time in a fridge and exposition of how the Doctor themself feels about their relationship before the character is brought back. Right now we are not in the The clown always gets up again, no matter how often he has been knocked down paradigm only No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable. It was nice to know there was someone worse off than you. Someone had to be the butt of the world.
Butbutbut, of course, what about Ainley!Master being brought back again and again seemlessly? That's just the thing - Ainley!Master existed in a completely different poetic. He was purely circular. He was the most circular of the Masters. He was as circular as you can get without actually being a cartoon coyote who only falls down when he realises he's midair. I'm not entirely ironic here - there is an inherent trickster element to the Master as a character! Perhaps more Goethe's Mephistopheles that Native Americans' Coyote, but between constanct scheming, shapeshifting and falling into the pits they've dug the elements are all there. And a trickster either endlessly travels between Olympus, Earth and Hades or gets killed by Heimdall.
And before a gotcha of me insanely hoping for a Saxon cameo either in the 60th anniversary or, that being off the table, somehow meeting Fourteen - yeah, in an anti-linear bubble. I've seen speculations that RTD wants to do another soft reboot, hence there's no knowing what Master will pop out of that tooth. As far as I wouldn't like it to be one of pre-Delgado Masters and for the record I wouldn't mind if it is Spymaster!, there's definitely something to the idea there's a soft reboot in The Giggle, with the Doctor "going home". Because you don't necessarily want to know what Odysseus' tax policies were once he reached Ithaka, but you do want to know that he's been a year on Circe's island.
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taamlok · 2 months ago
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a year and a half since it came out for $90CAD and bg3 is finally "done", even though wyll has received no updates to bridge the major content gap AND karlach's entire personal quest is still just a fetch quest where you fetch the same thing multiple times for no reason because she dies or goes to hell either way 👍 cool
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who-is-page · 2 months ago
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hi. seeing people talk about physically shapeshifting and that there’s a category of humans with like powers called supernaturals- shapeshifters, dragons, real vampires that need energy/blood, etc in such a matter of fact way is making me feel strange. there is no proof and science says otherwise, but there is a huge community claiming these experiences and they even have history/lore and that others have witnessed their shifts. is this objectively true and possible in the collective shared reality, or are these individuals experiencing psychosis without double book keeping or something? yes their experience is real to them but is it real in the collectively perceivable scientifically possible way? will diving into this be diving into delusional thinking and be risky for me? at what point does something need to be tagged unreality? I support everyone and their self expression, including folk with delusions that cannot dbk, but what is real? the amount of people claiming this and guides on everything make it seem like it must be real especially since they say it’s not a delusion. but is that just bc they can’t double book keep? this many people just happen to have the same delusion? I cannot diagnose people, and I don’t want to be ableist by saying it may be a delusion, but if it isn’t then what is it? what else do you call it? genuinely. I don’t know.
follow up question- it is not morally wrong if someone is experiencing a delusion without double book keeping and genuinely believes they can pshift. but people say pshifters are like intentionally harmful to other people because of how they talk about it. but what if they just talk about it as capital R Reality real and possible to achieve because they are experiencing a delusion and can’t help but talk about it like this bc it’s real to them? is the issue that they are unaware and unintentionally harming others or is there a specific intentional way they are talking about it different that is not excusable by delusions? I’m just trying to learn what people mean when they say they are bad bc I don’t want to be ableist about it /gen
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This is....a lot of questions jammed into just a couple of asks, so I'll do my best to answer the main focus of them.
Look, at the end of the day regarding "is it a delusion? is it RealTM? are they just fucking lying?" I want to say that it just kind of fundamentally...doesn't actually matter?
The problem with self-identified p-shifters isn't that they're making claims that they can physically shapeshift or that they have physical nonhuman aspects. Physical nonhumans are fine (and are in this discussion a separate thing from p-shifters, because "p-shifter" is a very specific term with a specific history). The problem is that:
Telling a group of dysphoric individuals that they CAN be their true selves in an otherwise completely impossible way if they just try hard enough, and that any issue to do so is because of a personal failing (you didn't want it enough, you didn't try hard enough, etc.) is just kind of a shitty thing to do. It's also potentially dangerous.
The above idea has most notably been used to manipulate, scam, con, and hurt people by folks who have self-labeled as p-shifters. This is why so many folks are leery of the term "p-shifter." This doesn't mean that people who identify as p-shifters are inherently going to do any of that, but it can come across a lot of the time as though modern self-identified p-shifters are just handwaving that history--at least, that's how it appears to me, but maybe it's just me.
The ways that p-shifters talk about their experiences in capital R reality (without getting into the weeds of "is it true/it is real/are they just lying") are extremely triggering to delusional nonhumans, which is something that endels have talked more at length about; see babydog's post here.
The division between ignorance (do they just not know) and malice (do they just not care) doesn't matter here, imo. I also personally don't think p-shifting is real, because if it was, I don't think the otherkin and therian communities would actually exist-- because we'd all fuck off and go be animals in the woods. That, and the ye olde science side of Tumblr went out of their way to break it down and debunk it so, so many years ago: Biologyweeps even had a dedicated p-shifting right past the laws of physics tag, back in the day. But that's just my take on things.
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dumbstupidfandomblog · 2 years ago
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Man. I just can't help but imagine Critical Role x Baldur's Gate 3 drabbles or a fic or something of that some sort. Idk, I just think it'd be really funny and also a chance for some really cute scenes. Especially with the Mighty Nein.
Now obviously there'd probably be SO much mistrust between the two groups, but just imagine if you will(possibly very minor spoilers under the cut):
Caleb and Gale(and maybe Essek) talking about wizard stuff and cats.
Jester introducing everyone to Artagan. I think Astarion would either like him or fucking hate him.
Karlach, Yasha, and Beau just working out together. Buff lesbians
Fjord and Wyll bonding over shitty patrons. If it's post Ukatoa then Fjord giving Wyll some hope about his situation. I just think it'd be sweet.
Caduceus and Halsin. That's it. I think they'd talk for literally HOURS, just drinking tea and talking about random shit and their respective circles 'n such. ALSO, I'm just imagining them sort of gossiping about and spilling their respective party's secrets to eachother. They'd be silly lol
Jester overhearing the whole convo with Astarion and Tav(if there's a tav in this??) about him not being able to see his reflection and immediately getting to work drawing a portrait of him. As soon as she shows and gives it to him, he's his usual sorta sassy self about it but he absolutely cherishes it.
Also I feel like Astarion would see different bits of his own past in some of the Mighty Nein, specifically Caleb and Yasha, and it'd piss him the FUCK off.
Jester and/or Molly reading the groups fortunes just for fun, the Oracle of the Moon Deck has some cards that would make the groups fortunes REALLY INTERESTING. Maybe Molly also pulls out some of the old circus tricks for fun.
On the topic of Molly, I think Lae'zel would have this very confusing respect for Molly? She'd find them really foolish at first and not think much of them, but I think she'd then see them actually in combat and be impressed with their skills.
I feel like Nott/Veth would just start mothering some of the bg3 party. Like not heavily, but a bit similar to how she does with Caleb. I could def see her pairing up with Astarion to steal some shit. Maybe King joins in if he's there.
Jester giving some of the group tattoos. Not everyone would get them obviously but I could definitely see Karlach and I suppose Tav going for it.
Nein Sided Tower shenanigans. That's all.
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hyperlexichypatia · 2 months ago
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Okay, here's my criticism of this post I keep seeing -- and no, it's not what you think. I know, my longtime followers who know the kinds of things I post about a lot are probably thinking, "Oh, I know what their objection is going to be. It's going to be that 18-19 year olds are adults who can date older partners if they choose to." But no, that's not it this time! Yes, I do believe it's fine for young adults to date older adults if they choose to (and am accordingly rolling my eyes at all the "This should go up to 25!" comments in the notes), but. That's not my issue here. In fact, precisely because I believe that young adults dating older adults is morally neutral, I'm not at all concerned about the efficacy of the messaging against it. My concern is that underage minors being in sexual/romantic relationships with adults is actually harmful and dangerous, and therefore young people actually should be warned against it, and this is not an effective warning.
Fellow old people, do y'all remember being 14? At all? Would you have found this warning effective and compelling at that age?
I for sure would not! I did not! Quite the opposite!
Put yourself in the young person's position here. You have no rights. You're treated as someone with no agency. Your parents, teachers, government, and society as a whole treats you as some combination of "nuisance," "ticking time bomb," and "unthinking blob." Developmentally, you're at a phase of life when you should be transitioning to a more adult role, but everyone around you demonizes you for that desire. All your thoughts, feelings, and opinions are dismissed as the inconsequential ravings of Just A Dumb Kid Who Doesn't Know Any Better. You meet someone who treats you with basic human politeness, tells you that he likes you and that you're mature, actually treats you like you have two brain cells to rub together. Of course you're going to be drawn to him. And then when other adults warn you that obviously of course he doesn't really like you, that's impossible, of course you're not really mature, no one could possibly see you that way; actually you're naive and incapable of making your own decisions, and the way your parents/teachers/society treat you is completely justified. Are you going to heed those warnings?
Why are adults absolutely constitutionally incapable of giving good, necessary advice to teenagers without fucking insulting them in the process? Of course teenagers don't listen to it! Why would anyone??
"Oh, well, of course teenagers don't listen, because they're stubborn, and immature, and biologically determined to make bad decisions, which is all the more reason they need to be controlled," say adults, completely oblivious to the actual problem.
When I was a teenager, the big moral panic at the time was teen pregnancy, and we were all inundated with the least effective cautionary tales in the world: "If you get pregnant as a teen, you'll have to leave your parents' care and function as an adult!" Which left every girl who'd intentionally gotten pregnant for the explicit purpose of escaping her abusive parents saying "Yeah, that was the goal." And every girl who was looking for a way of escaping her abusive parents to think "What a great idea!" Today the big moral panic is older partners, but if the appeal of an older partner is that he treats you like someone capable of making your own decisions, why would you be persuaded by a counterargument of "Don't listen to him, of course you're not capable of making your own decisions!"?
Again. I'm saying this because I agree that adults dating minors is a bad thing and that minors should be warned against it. EFFECTIVELY.
That said, this is my advice to any 17-or-younger person being pursued by an 18+-year-old partner: Listen. You deserve so much better than the way society treats you. You deserve to be taken seriously. You deserve to make your own decisions in life. You have a mind of your own, and people should recognize that instead of treating your pesky "free will" as a personal affront or an inconvenient glitch. You can and should think for yourself. You deserve, and I hope you have, relationships with older people who validate those truths about you. However. You are still legally and materially powerless. I don't have to tell you that. You live it every day. Someone older than you -- and therefore, inherently, legally, more powerful than you -- should not be trying to extract things from you. Money, sex, unpaid labor, anything of value. Someone more powerful than you who truly values you, values your friendship, values you as a person, will be mindful of your status and not try to extract anything from you. Cross-age friendships are good. Older people can and should genuinely like and appreciate you, and you can and should genuinely like and appreciate them. But if they try to extract anything from you, run away.
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catboybiologist · 7 months ago
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Yay I'm going to get all Political and angry again.
So pretty much every trans American is probably aware of the Sarah McBride situation at this point, but here's the bullet point summary if needed for anyone else:
Sarah McBride gets elected to the House as the first transgender member of Congress in US history.
Republicans predictably flip their shit. They pass internal rules of conduct that prohibit trans people from using bathrooms of their gender and stating that bathroom use is defined by AGAB. It obviously singles out McBride, but I believe there are trans staffers that are also affected.
McBride issues a statement that she will abide by these rules, and pretty much only use the bathroom directly associated with her physical office. She issues a statement saying she "wasn't elected for bathrooms" and will instead fight in issues that matter, with a milquetoast criticism of Republicans for wasting time on this.
Many trans Americans are predictably scared and disappointed by this, especially because this internal house rule is being used as a blueprint for more extensive laws, including a likely ban on trans people in gendered bathrooms in all federal land and buildings (including, notably for me, national parks. Which breaks my heart, but that's a different rant.)
There's been a lot of disappointment and criticism of McBride over this. The general leftist reaction has been criticism. There's lots of people that have expressed disappointment or rage, including Erin Reed, and also more "personality" type people like Vaush and Jessie Gender.
Now.
I'm disappointed too.
But. And please keep reading before chewing me out for being an apologist.
I think we can all understand that McBride is in an impossible situation. If she fights this too hard, then it vindicates the Republican rhetoric that Dems are crazy trans obsessed leftists. But there's a fear that this will only lead to more infringements of rights for trans people. McBride is completely stuck, and is a junior, freshly elected member of Congress who is trying to figure out how to make her voice the most effective.
I am so, so fucking tired of rights being ceded one by one. So I'm disappointed. But yeah, I understand McBride's statement.
But there's just one tiny. Eeny weeny. Minor. Itty Bitty question having over all of this. Just one little concern.
Where.
The fuck.
Are the rest of the Democrats?!?!?!?
There is a PAINFULLY fucking easy solution to all of this. McBride needs backing, solidarity, and other people to speak for her. If she's worried about her voice being effective, and being branded as the crazy trans representative, then step the fucking up, you spineless liberal slimebags.
AOC is the only one that I know of that has expressed any real opposition or anger. Her statements are getting aaallll the airtime.
But the real story is McBride's sentiment being echoed amongst the entire party. This is absolutely some kind of official platform. The fucking grumbling, milquetoast finger waving and "well I don't like this, but there's nothing to be done! Anyways"
Of fucking course minorites are abandoning the left. The message they're sending is "we'll abandon you with the most pathetic of excuses. We don't give a shit." Trimming groups out of their support one by one.
McBride is doing the impossible calculus of trying to be the most effective on the house floor. It's an insane task for a trans woman. And yeah, she got it wrong this time. But where the fuck is the anger for her cis colleagues? Why the fuck aren't people angry and terrified for everyone that let this shit happen?
As much as people love the narrative of the line wolf resistor, resistance takes coordination, effort, and solidarity. Without that, what would McBride raising opposition even be? One representative against the hundreds of others.
And yeah, of course I didn't expect any better from the Democratic party. But you should be disappointed and mad at your representative, not just McBride.
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loves4ge · 10 months ago
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celebrity!au cw: swearing, gojo is disgustingly in love
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gojo satoru is thoroughly and utterly fucked. there are only ten minutes left until he has to go live for an interview—promotional material for his new movie. the only problem is you, his sweet costar; you had him wrapped around your finger.
despite being each other's on-screen love interests, your schedules hadn't matched until now to do an interview together. and gojo fucking satoru, one of the biggest celebrities to ever set foot in the hall of fame, is nervous. because he knows when gets out there, you'll be waiting for him. you've always been early to places (not really, he's just late).
it's not just the thought of you that has his stomach twisting in knots, it's his obsessive—and frankly, scary—fangirls who hang onto his every look, every glance, every word. even if no one finds out about his itsy bitsy crush, they will. and they will ruin you.
and he can't do that to you! this is your big break after slaving away in minor roles with a no-name cast. you're in the spotlight too much after only have seen the light being shone on other people, there's already too much pressure on you. the sudden onslaught of fans can be overwhelming, but the critics? they're so much harsher than what you expected.
"gojo, get out." it's his manager. deep breaths, he advises himself as he lifts out of the chair and to the set. where you are. god.
"so, i hear the set can get pretty crazy?" the interviewer smiles as he says it. he has that mall santa vibe; a little bit jolly and just slightly discomfort inducing.
your laugh slips out and gojo swears he almost died there. but he makes a conscious effort to not look at your lips. he sneaks a glance anyway.
"that's right! you should see the mess this man makes," you say, nodding your head towards the white-blond man. he should've worn his sunglasses, at least that way he could've stared at you in peace.
"hey! i'm not at fault here," gojo defends himself, guffawed. he crosses his arms as if he was trying to protect his chastity. or defend his honor, i suppose.
"mm, that's what they all say." your playful tone has him weak in the knees and he's thanking the gods that he's sitting down otherwise he would've folded right then and there.
"so geto suguru was here earlier and he mentioned that there was some steam in the movie, eh?"
stay professional, stay professional, stay professional.
"oh yeah. there are a couple of scenes for sure. it wouldn't have turned out as well as they did if it wasn't for satoru. i've never done an intimate scene before and he was just so comforting and really, a strong source of support for me."
fuck.
gojo breaks into a grin, his hand platonically (he hopes) pats your shoulder.
"it actually wouldn't have gone so well if it wasn't for our earth shattering chemistry. and our intimacy coordinator. yep, you heard it here first guys. bridgerton isn't the only show that gets one!" he's not entirely sure if the comedic route was the one to take after your heartfelt confession but he can't seem to respond as sincerely as he wants on television.
your giggle makes up for it though. and the light slap against his thigh. god. he has to resist the urge to ask you to do it again.
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10 MINUTE COMPILATION OF GOJO BEING DOWN BAD FOR HIS COSTAR (ft. geto)
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hatakemrs · 4 days ago
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Quidditch and Fun
Characters: Mattheo Riddle x !Potterreader
Warning: Smut!! Minors DNI! (Not proofread since it's 3am)
Please bear with me since it's my first time writing smut so if you find any part cringe or have Criticism please feel free to leave them in comments.
Words: 2.4K (Porn with a little plot)
Summary: The reader is the little sister of Harry Potter and on Gryffindor Quidditch team. Her rivalry with Mattheo is fiery but what happens when the tension finally bursts?
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Mattheo fucking Riddle. The bane of your existence.
He's cocky, he's arrogant and struts around like he owns the whole castle. You have hated him since you started at Hogwarts. He was in the same year as your brother, making him only an year older than you. Despite not having the same classes you two competed against each other in Quidditch.
You are currently sitting at the Gryffindor table with the golden trio having your breakfast. Tomorrow is the first game of the season against slytherin.
You take a bite of your toast listening to Harry and Ron going over the details of the match while Hermione is knitting socks for the house elves.
"Oi Potter!", Mattheo's voice called out from the slytherin table. Both you and Harry turned your heads at the sound.
" Oh not you golden boy, you keep chatting with your red headed boyfriend.", Mattheo smirked at your brother before looking at you.
"Ready to lose tomorrow princess?"
"In your dreams,Riddle."
"Only if you knew the dreams I had about you.", You just flipped him off in response not wanting to fight and land a detention just before the big game.
"The hell is his problem?", Ginny scowled as Mattheo walked away to his table.
" Just being a git as usual. He's so obsessed to Y/n you would think he fancies her.", Hermione chimed in.
You cringed at the thought but didn't say anything.
"Oh I would kill him before he tries anything with my sister.", Harry said glaring at the slytherin table.
'Yeah but keep your hands clean until tomorrow. We need you at the match and not in a cell in Azkaban.", You teased trying to ease out the situation.
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The match day came, whole castle was buzzing with excitement for the first Quidditch Match at the season.
You walked out on the field to see the slytherin team warming up. Malfoy, Nott, Zabini, all familiar faces except one. Their star chaser was missing. You looked around but couldn't see Mattheo anywhere.
Did he get detention? As much as he loved starting fights he loved quidditch more. Why would he miss a game against Gryffindor by getting himself into trouble?
You mounted your broom as Madam Hooch blowed the whistle signalling the start of the game.
It was an easy win for Gryffindor with one of the slytherin's best player missing.
When youn were heading back to the dressing room you could hear the slytherin's grumbling under their breath.
"Why did Riddle have to beat Mclaggen just a day before the game?", Malfoy kicked at the grass.
" You know how he gets when he's angry. Besides I bet Mclaggen said something fucked up to get Mattheo that mad ."
"Nott's right. I don't think I have seen Mattheo that angry before. When me and Enzo tried to intervene, Mattheo didn't budge until he beat that guy into the floor.", Blaise said thoughtfully.
You eyebrows knitted together in realisation. "So I was right, he did end up in detention.", you wishpered to yourself.
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" Damn girl! are you trying to get railed tonight? Because with that outfit you will.", Ginny smirked at you.
You looked yourself in the mirror fixing your hair, wearing a tight black dress that hugged your curves.
You smiled at her and teased back, "God forbid a girl gets dolled up for herself."
"I'm just saying y'know? Adrian Pucey's gonna fall to his knees the moment he sees you."
You cringed, "Really? Pucey? He's a Slytherin and also the Quidditch captain. Not to mention we beat their arse today, he's not gonna be happy about it."
Ginny wiggled her eyebrows, "Oh well that doesn't stop him from undressing you with his eyes. Have you seen the way he looks at you? Like he would do anything to—"
"Oh my god Gin! Eww I'm not gonna hookup with a slytherin. Just because you and Parkinson are hooking up doesn't mean I wanna take part in this club.", You said wearing your earrings.
Ginny shrugged, " Well just so you know, If you ever wanna 'join' this club, me and Pansy are open to—"
You laughed at her teasing, "Will keep that mind thanks."
When you arrived at the party it was already in full force, music making the windows shake, people dancing, the smell of firewhisky floating through the air.
You and Ginny headed over to get yourself some drinks. "Cheers.", both of you said in unison said taking a shot.
After a few shots, Ginny was pulled away by Pansy into a corner while you were greeted with an already drunk Puecy.
" Congrats on the win Potter.", He said raising his glass at you.
"Thanks Pucey. Always a pleasure kicking Slytherin's ass.", You smiled at him.
He chuckled, leaning towards you, " This party is getting boring right? why don't you and me go—"
"Why don't you go and fuck yourself Adrian?", Mattheo's voice caused you to jolt. He was now standing behind you wearing a black shirt. You gulped at the sight, his rolled sleeves displayed the veins of his arm.
Pucey threw him a dirty look, " Rich coming from a person who got into a fight before an important game."
"Yeah? well if you can't win the match for your team without a single player that's on you *captain*.", Mattheo retorted back throwing daggers at him.
" Now get lost before you end up in the bed next to Mclaggen."
Pucey glared at him but left, not wanting to get involved in a fight he'll surely lose.
"Princess", Mattheo gave you a nod. " Celebrating the win I see? You guys were lucky I couldn't make it today."
"You're right, would have been more fun to beat those snakes when you were on the field. Could have watched your stupid face twist in anger.", You looked him in the eye to see something more than hate.
He ignored your comment, his eyes roaming over your body maping you out with his eyes. Gaze so intense you could swear he was able to see through your clothes, or maybe the alcohol is kicking in.
"Don't tell me you dolled up for that stupid Pucey.", he asked with a scoff.
" Maybe I did. If the rumors were half true I would best believe that I could have a good time with him.", You leaned against the table, taking a sip of your drink.
Mattheo scoffed again, "Good time? Oh princess he wouldn't even be able to make you cum."
You breath hitched, "You know a lot about his expertises don't you? Spend a little time on his bed—"
Mattheo pulled you closer by your waist, "Tsk tsk you've got a mouth on you haven't you?", he whispered in your ear.
" I wonder how I could use that mouth of yours in more useful ways."
"All talk and no action, Riddle."
His gripped tightened on your waist and he smirked at you.
"Oh I'll show you action.", with that he dragged you out of the party.
You followed him wordlessly feeling the heat pool between your legs.
You don't remember how much you walked but you were finally at the front of his dorm. Mattheo wasted no time on opening it, pushing you in then slamming it closed.
He pinned you against the door catching you lips in a searing kiss. The kiss was rough with teeth clattering and his tongue invading your mouth.
His hands travelled up from your waist to your breasts before gently cupping them which made you gasp into the kiss.
He pulled away breathing heavily, lips swollen, beads of sweat covering his forehead.
"Can I?", He played with the strap with your dress. You were a little surprised that he was asking for permission since he was acting like a starved man just a second ago.
You nodded in response and Mattheo didn't wait another second before getting you out of the dress and throwing it on the floor.
Mattheo kneeled in front of you, positing himself between your legs. He kissed your inner thighs, before softly kissing the clothed heat. You let out a soft gasp when his lips met your core.
Mattheo slowly pulled your panties aside and kissed your clit. He draged his tongue through your slit torturesly slow which made you whine.
He chucked against your core sending shivers up your body, "Now now darling, don't be impaitent yeah?"
Mattheo worked his tongue against your pussy while his thumb rubbed over your clit. You grinded your hips against his face to which he goarned.
"Impaitent little thing aren't you?"
Before you could say anything Mattheo inserted two fingers in your pussy without warning. The strech tore a moan out of you as you gripped his curls.
He started moving his two fingers while still eating you out like a starved man. You pulled on his, getting closer to edge.
"Fuck, you taste like heaven princess. Should have done his sooner.", he increased his pace, his fingers just hitting the right spot.
" Fuck! Mattheo, I'm close! Ah- Please- don't- fuck- don't stop"
"Yeah? Feels good baby? Gonna cum on your rival's tongue?", Mattheo increased his pace
You leaned against the door fully, your knees giving up as you felt getting closer to edge. " Yes Yes! fuck Matt—"
Then he stopped. You whined in frustration," Why did you stop!?"
Mattheo smirked, your essence mixed with his saliva drooling down his chin, "What? you think I would just let you go that easily? Not happening princess "
Mattheo stood up now towering over you, "Get on the bed sweetheart."
You followed his instructions and sat in the bed while seeing him undo is belt.
You decided to mess with him a little, "You're probably small anyways." To your frustration, Mattheo didn't say anything just smirked and let his jeans fall to the ground.
You could see the outline of his dick from the boxers, already stained with precum.
Definitely not small.
When he removed his boxers, you gulped. That's going to fucking hurt you knew it already.
Mattheo made his way towards you and climbed on the bed. You position yourself between his legs eager to have a taste of him but before you could take him into your mouth he stopped you
"We will have time for that next time. Right now I wanna fuck that perfect pussy of yours. Turn around and face down."
You did as he said, facing down into the matress and arching your back for him to see.
"Perfect.", he smacked you ass before re inserting two fingers in your cunt, scissoring it from inside.
You moaned into the pillow, " Just fuck me already Riddle!"
"How the fuck are you still so bossy? Do I need to fuck that attitude out of you?", he landed another smack on your ass.
Mattheo pumped himself a few times before putting his tip in front of your core. " Tell me if it hurts too much. I'll stop"
You only let out a muffled 'Yes', your brain only processing the big tip which made your pussy clench in anticipation.
Mattheo slid in slowly making sure not to hurt you "Fucking Merlin, You're tight- fuck- wjy haven't I fucked you sooner?"
You moaned as you felt your walls squeeze his dick deeper inside you. "So full- Mattheo- Ah fuck—"
Mattheo gave you a few seconds to adjust yourself to the size before he started moving. He grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled up your head from the mattress.
"Fuck- Good girl of the Gryffindor being fucked like a whore.", Mattheo grunted as his increased his pace.
" What would other people say if they saw you like this huh? The quidditch star being fucked by her rival into oblivion?"
His words only made you clench tighter against his dick.
"Look at you- fuck- milking my dick like a fucking whore. You would love that wouldn't you? people know how much of a- fuck- slut you are?"
Mattheo Pistoned his hips against your making you cry, you mascara running down your cheeks, drool sliding off your chin, your hair a mess.
But all you could think of right now how Mattheo's dick filled you up and hit you in the right spot,
You didn't have to say it this time, Mattheo felt it. You're close. He slammed into you over and over again, you could feel his cock twitch inside of you.
"Fucking hell- I'm close- fuck- Can't hold it—"
"Me too."
You cumed immediately and Mattheo followed as you filled your insides being filled with a hot liquid. Mattheo thrashed into you a few times x working out his orgasm before collapsing beside you.
The sound of heavy breath filled the room. Mattheo turned to face you "You good? Did I hurt you?"
You shaked your head in response not having the energy to have a conversation.
After gaining his breath, Mattheo stood up from the bed and walked to the bathroom. He came back with a wet towel and cleaned you up.
He settled back into the bed and pulled you into a warm embrace.
"So Mattheo Riddle has a heart afterall huh?", you teased him.
He smiled at you, " Don't you get used to it princess."
A few moments of comfortable silence passed , then you decided to break it. "Hey umm Mattheo?"
"Yes darling?"
Ignoring the butterflies the nickname gave you, you cleared your throat and asked your question.
"What happened with Mclaggen? I didn't think you would end up in detention before the big game."
Mattheo averted his gaze and spoke like he was embarrassed, "Well you see- um-"
You raised an eyebrow at him.
He sighed, "He said you would be a good fuck and was trying out for quidditch team just to get into your pants."
You looked at him surprised, " You defended me?"
Mattheo gave you an offended look, "Of course I did! Nobody messes with whats mine."
"Yours? Since when?", You gave him a judging look.
" The first time you ever punched me in the face in 3rd third for being a git. I thought ' That's future Mrs Riddle.'"
"So you decided to fight with me all these years? Great way to have my attention Riddle.", you rolled your eyes at him.
" Hey! I don't do emotions well ok? Was trying to keep myself a part of your life in anyway I could.", He pouted.
You chuckled, "Well you don't have to do that anymore."
You pecked his lips softly and you swear you saw a slight blush on his cheeks.
"Oh shut up!", Mattheo hide his face in your chest.
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A/n: Hope you guys like it? I cringed a little while writing this. Reading smut is so much more fun.
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420technoblazeit · 6 months ago
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i think i'm definitely in the minority with this but i genuinely don't care what christian linke says about jayvik. and i don't even mean that in a spiteful fuck that guy! kind of way i mean i think that he's allowed to have an opinion on his own characters. if he doesn't think that jayce and viktor's relationship has romantic undertones that's fine with me. he's not the only writer in that room and i think he has the right to express his opinion considering that this is his show that he worked on for 9 years. also he didn't even completely discount it he just said that he saw some kind of love between them and he thinks they have a deep complex relationship
i read the thing he said about how he doesn't understand why people immediately jumped to a romantic relationship as him genuinely just being like yeah idk i dont see it. but he didn't really seem upset about it and i hesitate to think of him as a raging homophobe. if he wants to say that he thinks of viktor as asexual then fine whatever that's cool. i know some asexuals are upset about that bc they feel like he's using that identity to deflect criticism but i dont really see it that way as an ace myself. idk maybe i just don't take a lot of stock in so called word of god canon but it feels like all of twitter is dogpiling him right now and painting him as this horrible homophobic asshole who hates all the shipping
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writingsbytee · 8 months ago
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I LOVE YOU
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SUMMARY: The reader and Terry say ‘I love you for the first time’
WARNINGS:  SMUT!!! 18+; MINORS DON’T INTERACT!!!!!;  ‘p’ in ‘v’, pure filth; MDOM; use of “daddy”, “babygirl”; size kink; unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it); switch; slight FDOM if you squint.
Word count: 1.587
Please be nice to me. This is my first time ever writing or posting for other people to consume. I accept constructive criticism but don’t be mean please. I hope you guys enjoy! I'm so excited to share this with you guys. Please don’t plagiarize my work 😘
“Fuck Daddy! Right there! Right there! Oh God!” I nearly scream into my pillow. 
“Yeah? That’s the spot baby?” Terry moans, as he obliterates my cervix with his thick dick. His thrusts are punishing. He is tearing my ass up and I’m loving every second of it. 
“Y- yes Daddy it feels so good. You always make me feel so gooood”, I moan out. I’m almost delirious at this point. We’ve been going at it for hours now. Terry and I rented a cabin in Lake Tahoe for our first anniversary. We could barely unpack before we were on each other. 
“Deeper Daddy! Please! I need to feel that big fucking dick in my stomach! Please give it to me Daddy!” This man has me moaning like an absolute slut. Saying things that would make a monk blush. 
“Well, fucking take this dick baby. Take it all,” Terry growls, grabbing a few pillows, and placing one under my head and my lower stomach. He then grabbed both my arms, pinning them behind my back, then using his other hand to hold my head against my pillow, and then he went to WORK.
If I thought we were fucking before, that’s nothing compared to what we’re doing now. He is digging my shit out. His dick is punishing my cervix like it stole something. I let out a high-pitched moan when one of his hands came cracking down on my ass. He slid his hand to hold the back of my throat and I practically purred, complete putty in this man’s hand. 
“Fuck yeah, baby! Look at you, being such a good girl f’me. Taking Daddy’s dick like a champion. Baby, you’re so pretty like this.” Terry rains praise after praise on me and I can’t help but bounce my ass just a bit harder.
“Ooh you like hearing that shit huh baby? You’re doing so good for me pretty girl. Fuck you’re so wet baby I feel like I’ll slide out. This is the best fucking pussy ever! Shit! Yeah, that’s right fuck your dick baby. Take that shit c’mon!”
“Terry! Fuck! It’s feels so good! I need this baby fuck I love you,” I moan out. I barely process him pulling out of me before he flips me over. 
“What’d you say?” Terry asks.
“Hmm?” I ask in a daze.
“Just now baby, what did you say?” Terry asks coming face to face with me.
I close my eyes recalling the last few minutes and I gasp. I look up at Terry, and he looks like the world’s cutest golden retriever. 
I smile before saying, “I love you, Terry.”
He grins wide at me, “I was supposed to say it first. Now I have to punish you for stealing my thunder.”
“Oh no!” I say rolling my eyes.
“Did you just roll your eyes at me?” Terry asked his voice deepening sexily.
“I did, and what are you going to do about it, Daddy?” I ask flipping back over and interlocking my hands at the base of my spine. 
Terry chuckles darkly before interlacing one of his hands with both of mine. I hear the crack of his hand across my asscheek before I feel it. The delicious warmth spreading across my ass pulls a needy whine from deep in my belly. Terry grips the meat of my asscheek soothing the burn before he leans forward to whisper in my ear.
“Start counting babygirl.” He raises back up, his hand lays in three slaps back to back. 
A squeal leaves my lips as the third slap lands, “one, two, three”
“I can’t fucking hear you!” Terry grabs the ponytail he so lovingly put my hair in before he yanks me up.
“C’mon, you can be loud talking all that shit. Be loud while I’m laying into this ass. Just for that start over,” Terry says in my ear. His voice is so sexy I could come from this alone.
“No, Daddy please don’t! I need you! Please!” I moan out grinding back trying to catch his dick.
“Oh, what’s wrong? You want me to fuck this pussy don’t you baby?”
I moan, “Yes, yes, please!”
“Listen to yourself. So fucking desperate for this dick. Why should I give it to you? Huh?!” He lands three more slaps on my ass.
“Ugh! Because I love you, baby. Don’t you want me to show you?” I smirk and shake my ass, jiggling the way he likes. 
“Fucking show me then. Take your fucking dick baby”, Terry says as he leans back on on his calves. I take that as my sign to show out. 
“Let me turn around Daddy. I want to see you, please,” I whine trying to get out of his grip. 
“Well, since you asked so nicely, I guess that’s fine. But, you’re doing all the work. Show me you love me baby”, Terry whispers in my ear while rubbing my clit in slow agonizing circles. 
 I moan as he releases my hands and slowly turn around. I look up at my handsome ex-marine and my hearts warms as I give him a dopey smile.
“What’s got you smiling all big baby?”, Terry asks caressing my cheek.
I lean into his hand, “Oh nothing, just love you.”
“I love you too babygirl, now come on and fuck me so we can get pho later,” Terry chuckles with another slap on my ass. A man that feeds me after he fucks me silly? Yeah, let me fuck the shit out him real quick. I turn in his arms and lace my fingers behind his neck.
“Kiss me,” I say pulling his head towards mine so that our lips could meet.  When our lips finally meet, I slide myself down his thick shaft. 
“Ohh Daddy you’re so deep inside me,” I moan as the tip of his dick kisses my cervix.
“Right where I belong, now get to work before I take over,” Terry says his hand sliding down to my throat gripping slightly. 
“Whatever daddy wants,” I moan as I slide myself up and down his dick. I watch Terry’s face changes as I start grinding. 
“Mm, fuck baby that’s what I’m talking about. Fuck me,” Terry’s eyes darken the color of storm clouds, his teeth buried in his lip, and his brow furrowed. 
“You look so sexy like this baby, taking my pussy like a good boy. Tell me how much you love it,” I say in his ear before taking a small bite.
Terry groans tilting his head back like he can’t take it and my smirk widens, “I love your pussy baby, you know I do. Always so warm and wet for me, fuck you’re going to make be cum”
“Lift that head up baby look at me, show me how good it feels,” I shift on my toes so that I can bounce a little bit harder. He lifts his head up to look at me. Seeing Terry become undone by me has to be the biggest turn on. This mountain of a man, and I do mean man is a whimpering, moaning mess because of me. If that doesn’t make a woman feel like a goddess I don’t know what will.
“Oh baby I love seeing you like this. You’re so pussy drunk you can barely keep your eyes open. I’m getting close baby I need you to do something for me ok Daddy?”
“Anything babygirl, whatever you want.. mm fuck I’m going to cum”, Terry’s trying to hold on. The grip on my hips so tight I know they’ll be bruises in the morning. 
“That’s what I want Daddy. Come. Fill this pussy up, give me everything you have. I need it”, I whine mouthing all over his neck. 
Terry brings his hand towards my clit and starts to rub with his thumb while pressing my lower belly with his remaining fingers. 
“Oh shit! Terry! Fuck!”, I scream as the dam breaks. I come so hard my eyes cross. Next thing I know my face is buried in the pillows again and Terry is pounding my shit.
“Yeah you was talking all that shit! Fuck, now look at you! Dick made you stupid huh?”
I’m a moaning mess. Tears streaming down my face at the overstimulation. The dick definitely made me stupid. 
“I’m about to fill this pussy up! Fucccckkkk”, Terry groans cumming deep inside me. I hum satisfied mumbling a quiet ‘thank you daddy’. He slides out of me slowly before flopping next to me on his back. 
“Goddamn baby. We couldn’t even get in the door good,” Terry chuckles. I reach for him, my hand rubbing his chest right above his heart. 
“ It was so worth it, I love you baby,” I say looking up at him still too fucked out to move. 
Terry leans over placing a kiss at the base of my spine, “Not as much as I love you. Now come on let’s go eat before you get too tired”
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whore-ibly-hot · 10 months ago
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'Photo Shoot'
Yan!Photography Student x GN!reader x Yan!Art instructor (Joseph and Mr. Burton)
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18+ Minors DNI
Warnings: All characters are legal age, multiple yanderes, dub-con touching, perverted thoughts, voyeurism, student/teacher dynamics, nude photography, no real mention of specific genitals
AN: I'm so eepy right now... Also, if you like this fic, use the tags on my masterlist to find all the other Yan!Boarding School writings.
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The smoke coming from the corner of the room ceases when Mr. Burton snuffs a cigarette butt out on an... ashtray? From where you're sat, you can see him putting it out on what looks more like a student pottery bowl. That strikes you as odd, but he can be very critical of others art so you can't be suprised. Cracking his knuckles and leaning back a little, he turns to you and the extremely quiet classmate beside you, Joseph.
"Alright, lets get this show on the road, yeah? Joseph, you're our camera man, I'll have you leading this thing, running the camera's and I'll give some creative direction. Student and the master, I can finally teach some actual fucking art." Mr. Burton mumbles, as Joseph quickly begins setting up the camera on a tri-pod. You feel odd about him to say the least, despite you being the 'muse', as Mr. Burrton calls you, Joseph's barely made eye contact with you. You agreed right off the bat when Mr. Burton asked you to help one of his favorite students with some anatomy shoots, you like Mr. Burton, he's funny, honest, and that's refreshing, given you worry some people at this academy have ulterior motives. Still, you had some concerns as you fiddle with the thin top you wore at Mr. Burton's request. "Mr. Burton?" you ask, and he looks up from where he's mumbling about something with Joseph. He motions for the young man to keep working as he strolls over.
"I'm nervous." You admit, hand rubbing at your elbow as an attempt to self-soothe. "I don't usually get, nude, on camera, and i-it's not that I don't trust you, sir, but-" He puts his hand up to cut you off, gently rubbing your shoulder. "Woah, woah. I get it, I get it." He assures you, tone comforting. "You're my student, and you've got great, great potential. I've been on the art scene, kid, I see the burnout path some people go down, I see the ways people exploit and get exploited. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. If you get uncomfortable, I'll pull you out. And trust me, being in the nude for art starts to feel perfectly normal after a while, okay?" He pauses, then sighs. "Okay, it's comfortable except for being cold as hell." He laughs.
You chuckle in return, but there's still a bit of worry. He can tell, and leans in. "What is it that worries you, exactly? If it's insecurity, trust me, the real artists are those marketing execs who can photoshop a skinny model and make change up the whole idea of beau-"
"It's not that sir, I promise. I'm just worried about other people seeing, you know? I'm worried about it getting spread around, or people getting bad ideas about me." You admit, face a little pale. Mr. Burton's brows furrow, and he slaps his hand down on his jeans. "Joseph, come here!" He yells.
Joseph jumps, hands shaking as he almost knocks over his tripod. "But- uh, the cameras-" He squeaks out, and Mr. Burton shakes his head. "You're one of the best photographers I've ever met, Joseph, I know damn well that cameras been set up for well over ten minutes already. Come here, don't be shy, don't be weird. You're freaking out the subject." At the idea him staying away is freaking you out just as much as him coming up to you, Joseph walks over. "H-hi." he greets, holding out his hand. You shake it, and it is particularly sweaty.
"Joseph is a great photographer, my best student and possibly one of the best I've ever seen. I assure you, he's a good kid. He's dedicated to his craft, this isn't a complex scheme for him to fence some nudes of you to the highest bidder." The young man's eyes widen exponentially as Mr. Burton makes his assertion, and instinctually puts his hands up in surrender. "No, no! I would never, ever. Do I- do I come off as that kind of creep, if I do I'm sorry."
"No, it's not that at all, I just struggle with, well, some issues like that." Joseph visibly frowns, and Mr. Burtons hand tenses from it's spot on the table.
"You are pretty creepy, Joseph." Mr. Burton admits, making the boy flush as the teacher playfully pushes his head. "This'll be good, good art pushes outside of comfort zones, yeah? Let's get all set up." He claps his hands together as he goes to stand behinf the camera with Joseph. You strip, and sit awkwardly before the camera in front of a messy brick wall with various stains and prints on it from Mr. Burton's studio. Mr. Burtons licks his lips subconsciously as he looks over your meek form, the clears his throat. "Okay, first position, mermaid pose. Lets get those legs to the side."
The shoot continues on for a while, until Mr. Burton suggests a more 'raw' shoot. That's how you find yourself posing, hands over your chest area and thighs ever so slightly parted while Mr. Burton sits behind you, also nude. You worried about it being inappropriate, mostly for his sake. "Couldn't this... I mean, I'm willing to do it if you think it'll be good art, but won't you get in trouble if people find out?" You ask, turning over your shoulder a bit. He scoffs again, and shakes his head. "No self-respecting person with credentials like mine would teach these silver spoon brats art, I'm all they've got." He assures you, going to move an arm around your waist from behind.
"What composition do you want, sir?" Joseph asks, face red as he uses every ounce of will-power to try and suppress an erection at the sight of you and the older man. He'll worry about the new and conflicting feelings later. He's got enough photos to die happy, but the fact you seem so willing fills him with a delusional sense of your interest in him.
"It's your shoot, Joseph. Take over directing." Mr. Burton calls back, and Joseph doesn't seem sure. "I don't know, sir, you have more of a vision than me, and-" Mr. Burton groans, rolling his head back like a kid throwing a tantrum. "Jesus christ, kid. How many times do I have to hammer in that you're a good artist? You can direct your own shoots-" He notices the violently red flush of Josephs cheeks, and chuckles. "Or is this more an issue of being to embarrassed, because I told you-" He waves his free arm around. "We are pushing the envelope, making something raw, pushing ourselves out of comfort zones. To be a great artist, you have to not be afraid to tell your NUDE SUBJECT, to spread their legs and bare it all." Joseph is completely silent, stun-locked by his gruff teachers comments. He begins examining the shot in the view-finder after taking a few shaky breathes.
"Alright, Sir... of course." He swallows, and his shaky hands adjust the lens. "I want to-to try and delineate from what other people think nude shoots are, away from like... porn and stuff. Raw, but intimate, I think." Mr. Burton nods for him to continue, and seeing the interest in your eyes at his creative direction, Joseph gets a little more confident. "If you're okay with it-" He addresses you now. "I'd like Mr. Burton to be able to touch you, nothing too invasive, just a kiss on the neck or the shoulder, maybe letting him hold your thigh?" Joseph keeps his tone soft and asking, sure to imply you can say no.
"That's alright, I trust him." You mumble, looking at the gruff art instructor and seeing to your surprise a soft look on his face. "I'm honored, little muse." He teases, and the nickname makes you flush. "Oh, and you too, Joseph, we've not talked much, um, but you seem really dedicated, I'm sure I'm in good hands."
Shit. Well, so much for keeping his dick down, but at least he doesn't think you can see from the way the lighting is set up. He nods, and you shiver, feeling a cold pair of lips and a thin stubble scratch at the surface of your shoulder. "Are they cold?" Mr. Burton chuckles, placing a few more small kisses as you hear the camera shutter snap. "I'm sorry, I can't control the thermostat in here, all this money and they can't afford to make sure I don't freeze my dick off doing my job." He's always so grumpy, even when he's trying to be sweet. You close your eyes and try to relax into the feeling. It escalates occasionally, hands on your thighs as he kneads gently at your flesh, occasionally making a complaint about something or picking at Joseph, who keeps making an odd series of grunts, but you assume he's just breathing heavy from being so focused.
It culminates in you being positioned over him, as if playing the playful or dominate role in some sort of erotic moment. Mr. Burtons hands rest on your ass, his firm yet not fully erect cock a little too close to your hole. You're chest to chest with him, and while he's relishing in the feeling, Joseph makes a hand motion, and he knows its time to pull away, at least for this ession. He's smart, knows not to rush it, and he knows this is more than enough material for the vouyeristic camerman.
"I think we got some good shots, i-it's getting late. I'll go grab something from the vending machine while you too warm up." Joseph scarmbles away, camera bag held oddly across his crotch area. Mr. Burton smiles as you slide off from him, flushed as the weight of your previous position hits you. "You were great, a real professional." He urges, scooting forward to sit beside you.
"Thank you, sir. I was trying not to get too flushed or anything, I hope I didn't sweat too much." You admit, and he shakes his head to assure you. "Nah, you did fine, but if I could make a suggestion?" You look up. "No real intimate scene like that doesn't have a couple kissing. On your neck and shoulders was fine, but lets face it, people do more than neck each other when they're getting it on like that." He glances at the door, making sure Joseph is still doing whatever it is he's doing out there. He didn't discuss this part with the young artist, but let's face it, learning to be one step ahead, to protect your work and your muse, is something he's gonna have to learn anyways. "Will you let me show you?" he asks, voice low as he leans closer to your face.
You glance at the camera. "It's not running, though shouldn't we wait for joseph to take the photo?" You ask, a little more unsure about the artistic integrity of the action. He shakes his head as he lets his stubble scratch your cheek. "This'll be practice, yeah? For next time..."
"Next time?"
"Next time." He mumbles, lips feverishly sealing against your as he hunces over your form, cold bodies pressing together and leaving goosebumps which trail down your form as the session closes out.
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unsolicited-opinions · 6 days ago
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I don't get what you mean about Western anti-Israel sentiment seeming empty. The two people I know who are most anti-Israel are Israeli citizens, both served in the IDF. Neither live in Israel any more. One left voluntarily, the other was forced to leave after he was fired from his university job in response to criticism of what the IDF was doing in Gaza recently. He now lives in the UK.
The next most intense criticism of Israel I hear are from people like me with friends and/or family who have also served in the IDF, or other close ties, such my friend who became more radically anti-Israel after his rabbi heard from someone he knew personally, who was forced into hiding after people started threatening his family, in response to him publicly criticizing the IDF for actions in Gaza.
I don't know a single person who is anti-Israel, who does not have at least one close connection to such a person, so at most two degrees of separation to people with direct experience over there, including voting, serving in the IDF, and potentially being vulnerable to antisemitic terrorism in daily life.
Maybe there are such people out there, but I do not come into contact with them in real life. And when I see a bad take online, I don't know that they're real, and not just planted there to discredit a particular perspective.
To me, it almost seems like these takes that depict criticism of Israel as shallow or out-of-touch are attempts by the hardliners who support Netanyahu's authoritarian regime, to deflect criticism and paint all such criticism as antisemitism. They are attempts to enforce an orthodoxy. They are part of the same trend of censorship and enforced silence, why people like us are all unwelcome at Hillel. Why Hillel is barred from even co-sponsoring events with student organizations that have, at one point or another, criticized Israel.
So yeah, that's my perspective. Take it with a grain of salt. I'm not even Jewish, I know, since it's my dad's side of the family that my Jewish heritage is from. But your post reached me, and your characterization of Western criticism of Israel struck me as very off-base given my life experiences. And I wanted to challenge that.
If you've read this far, thank you for your time.
No, thank you for yours, Anon.
Thank you for this thoughtful, civil pushback which is clearly from real lived experience of someone who cares about the topic. I'm grateful that you took the time to share your perspective.
I think you're making six points here, and I want to address each one.
I also need to note that I'm not Israeli. I'm an interested American. I do not and cannot speak for a single Israeli.
I would love for Israelis to reply here and share any thoughts they have.
1. The most anti-Israel people I know are Israelis who served in the IDF.
That may well be true for your circle, but it's a mistake to extrapolate from that into a general rule. The overwhelming majority of Jewish Israelis are Zionists, meaning they believe Israel should exist as a Jewish and democratic state. That's not an opinion, there's evidence:
In a Pew survey, 91% of Jewish Israelis said they believe in the continued existence of Israel as a Jewish state. Among those who disapprove of the current government, only a tiny minority support international delegitimization efforts like BDS.
Israelis are often critical of their government - sometimes brutally so. That’s democracy, and Israel's democracy is pretty polarized right now on a number of matters, but broad (and valid, imho) criticism of Netanyahu’s policies is not the same thing as opposing the country's right to exist.
It's precisely because Israelis have lived through wars, terror attacks, and compulsory military service that most of them are committed to Israel's survival and are not interested in dismantling it.
Regarding the IDF, the 2023 Israeli Democracy Index from the Israel Democracy Institute shows that Jewish Israelis trust the IDF more than any other government institution, at about 86%.
For contrast, only about 60% of Americans trust the US military.
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Even in late 2023, please note, faith in Bibi and his government was pretty bad. It's gotten worse since. The most recent poll from Pew shows about 54% unfavorable views of Netanyahu and the Israeli political observers who I read believe public opinion on Bibi is far worse than this data shows. (Personally, I have loathed him with increasing intensity for about 20 years.)
So yes, you may know two dissidents. But the data (or talking with Israelis) will demonstrate they're the exception, not the rule.
(This is what's called an Anecdotal Fallacy. You have two self-selected data points, not a data set.)
2. Everyone I know with anti-Israel views has close personal ties to Israel or Jews.
This might be true in your social universe, but again, it doesn’t scale.
On social media and campus protests, many of the loudest voices have zero firsthand knowledge of Israel, no connections to Jewish life, and often can't find Gaza on a map. They’re not debating policy; they’re chanting slogans and treating Israel as a symbolic villain in a Western morality play. But it'd be fair to tell me that's an anecdotal fallacy too- so let's look at polling data.
A 2021 Pew study found that only 27% of Americans under 30 know someone who is Jewish - and that 27% includes American Jews.
American Jews overwhelmingly support the continued existence of Israel while simultaneously being consistently critical of its government.
(At the same time, most Jews worldwide remain flabbergasted that only one nation on earth routinely has the legitimacy of its existence - it's right to exist - questioned.)
Pew indicates that only about 1 in 10 American Jews support BDS.
So when you say you don't know a single anti-Israel person without strong ties to Jews or Israelis, I believe you - but that would make your circle a statistical aberration, not the norm.
This logical fallacy is called an Argument from Ignorance.
Just because you personally haven't met shallow, performative critics doesn't mean they don't exist, right? It just means you haven’t encountered them.
That's like someone in Maine saying, "I don’t believe in cacti because I’ve never seen one myself, ayup."
Meanwhile, the rest of us are watching protests full of people with no connection to Israel, chanting about "global intifada," while livestreaming from their iPhones. They’re not drawing from deep experience - they’re mimicking a subculture.
Here's one of the ways we know that:
Western "pro-palestine" demonstrators largely seem to believe that "intifada" means "uprising" and that "globalize the intifada" merely calls for global political protesting.
Israelis and Jews, on the other hand, hear that as a call for violence against Jews everywhere, and with good reason.
The Second Intifada (2000 - 2005) was quite violent, and included (but was not limited to) about 145 suicide bombings which killed more than 11,000 Israelis. Because these attacks targeted civilians, 78% of these deaths were civilians. "Globalizing the intifada," to Jews, is what happened to a young couple leaving the Jewish museum in DC when a man shouting "Free Palestine" emptied his gun into them. Jews feel that when 12 Jews who were marching (not for Israel but) for awareness of the hostages in Gaza were attacked with Molotov cocktails in Boulder on Sunday. One of them was a holocaust survivor. Two are still in the hospital.
To Jews, this is globalizing the intifada. It's people who claim to be antizionist-not-antisemitic...attacking Jews in the name of "freeing Palestine."
Yes, there are people with deep connections who criticize Israel, but they're not the ones shaping the dominant online narrative. Most of that comes from activists with no firsthand knowledge - just hashtags, vibes, and a deeply edited version of history. Their lack of knowledge is immediately clear to anyone who has been following this conflict, as all Israelis and most US Jews have been doing for decades.
But don't take my word for it about their ignorance and motives. Ask Gazans Hamza Howidy and Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib, neither of whom are fans of Israel.
3. Bad takes online might not be real; they could be planted to discredit critics.
This is an understandable emotional reaction in today's information chaos - but it is awfully problematic.
When confronted with bad arguments on your side, instead of addressing them, you're saying: maybe they're fake.
That’s not engaging with evidence - that’s sidestepping it. It's a way to protect your belief by treating contrary examples as inauthentic.
It’s an epistemic trap: if every bad take is fake, and every criticism of your views is a psy-op, then no disagreement is ever legitimate.
Accusing them of being plants is a bit like plugging your ears and yelling "propaganda!" (Which, by the way, I see a lot of.)
If you want to reject bad arguments, engage them - but dismissing them as false flags just shuts the door on things like dialogue, evidence, and intellectual honesty.
Even if some trolls exist to make the anti-Israel side look bad (and I think they do exist because I've seen people clumsily and transparently pretend to be Jews in just that way), that wouldn't mean all or even a significant number of bad takes are planted.
Some people just don’t know what they’re talking about. When a cause gains cultural currency - as antizionism has - plenty of people will jump on board for identity reasons, aesthetic reasons, or social validation. That's not a psy-op. That's human behavior. That's most of what I've been writing about.
If you'd like to see videos of anti-Israel protestors demonstrating their utter ignorance (like not knowing what river and what sea or not being able to find Gaza on a map), there's quite a lot of that online.
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4. Your post struck me as an attempt to enforce orthodoxy and deflect criticism.
I think I can maybe understand why. Some defenders of Israel absolutely do conflate all criticism of Israel with antisemitism - and that’s neither helpful nor honest. Fuck that.
I think fact-based criticisms of Israel which hold Israel to the same standards as other nations and don't play on antisemitic tropes are not just valid, but necessary.
My concern wasn't with criticism - it was with a specific genre of shallow, selective, performative, uninformed criticism that circulates online, mostly divorced from any actual knowledge of the region.
You’ve probably seen the people I’m talking about: They can’t pronounce "Yitzhak," they confuse the IDF with Shin Bet, and genuinely believe British Mandate Palestine was a utopia of pluralism until 1948. They’re not arguing for Palestinian liberation so much as LARPing as revolutionaries, casting themselves in a resistance cosplay.
Also, by preemptively framing critiques of your position as "enforcing orthodoxy," you're setting up a rhetorical trap in which anyone who disagrees with you can be dismissed as part of the authoritarian thought police.
But disagreement is not censorship and criticism is not suppression.
Questioning anti-Zionism - especially when it veers into demonization, double standards, or delegitimization - isn't an attempt to enforce orthodoxy. It's an attempt to draw distinctions between genuine moral concern and something much more toxic.
I hope you'll respond and let me know specifically where you think I did that - and I hope you'll feel that right now, I'm engaging with the substance of your criticisms - and not misrepresenting you, silencing you, or censoring you.
5. Hillel bans co-sponsoring events with anti-Israel student groups. That’s censorship and proves hardline control.
Your wording:
...Hillel is barred from even co-sponsoring events with student organizations that have, at one point or another, criticized Israel.
I'm certain that someone told you that and you're repeating it as you understood it, but that's false.
Hillel International's standards prohibit co-sponsorship with groups that deny Israel’s right to exist, call for boycotts, or associate with antisemitic rhetoric - not merely "groups that criticize Israel."
Saying "Netanyahu is awful" is criticism (a very common one among Jews).
Saying "Israel is a settler-colonial apartheid state that must be dismantled" is a political eliminationist position. Those are not the same, and to pretend they are would be dishonest.
Would you expect Black Lives Matter to co-host an event with an organization called "University White Pride" which describes the Civil Rights Movement as a disaster?
Imagine a group called "Friends of Turkey" which favors the abolition of the nation of Greece demands to co-sponsor an event with the Greek Student Association. Would you require the Greek Student Association to work with them?
6. I’m not Jewish - I only have Jewish heritage through my dad.
That doesn’t disqualify you from caring, from engaging, or from feeling a connection.
Jewish identity is complex, and belonging is about more than halakhic status.
I'm glad my post reached you, I'm glad you read it, and I'm glad you wrote.
I want conversations. I want to reach across some difficult lines with integrity, honesty, and sincerity - and I really hope you can feel that.
Final thought:
You read my post as a blanket dismissal of all Western criticism of Israel. That wasn’t my intention and I don't think the post says that.
What I was criticizing is the growing genre of Western anti-Israel performance that often relies on ignorance, moral absolutism, and aesthetic radicalism instead of real knowledge or constructive goals.
I dislike it because it flattens complexity, ignores context, and turns one of the most nuanced and complex conflicts on Earth into a cartoon of oppressor vs. oppressed...which is demeaning to both Israelis and Palestinians.
You, clearly, are not part of that crowd, and your Ask is proof of that.
So again: thank you for your civility, your honesty, and your perspective. We may not agree, but if more people engaged with disagreement the way you did, the discourse would be a lot less toxic and a lot more meaningful.
We can do better, and your Ask proves it.
Thanks again for reading and for writing - please do so again any time!
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Hello! My name is JJ! I'm fairly new to using Tumblr so apologies for any weird mistakes LOL. You probably know me from either TikTok or Instagram as the girl with the characters named Cookie and Jasper. If not, welcome! Let me introduce myself!
Once again, my name is Jay or JJ! My pronouns are she/her. If it isn't obvious by now, I am an artist and I love to draw and write stories! It is my number one hobby. The project I am currently working on (and will be for a long while) is titled "How the Cookie Crumbles." I am a very secretive person on the internet, so there is not much I can think of to put in my introduction! If you can't tell, I am a very bright person and I love cuteness... which is ironic, considering my story-telling is the total opposite. Speaking of...
⚠︎ TRIGGER WARNINGS! ⚠ ←
If you're new around here, my story-telling contains incredibly heavy discussions that are not for the faint of heart! The story's theme centers around different forms of grooming, hoping to shed light on various types of abuse, SA, etc. If you are sensitive to these subjects, I don't recommend following! While there is more to it than just that, those are the central themes. My goal is to represent these topics as tastefully as I possibly can, I can assure you that I always have the best intentions! I am incredibly open to criticism when it comes to representing things tastefully (and generally speaking) so feel free to criticize the morality if needed! I will always do my best to listen to others concerns.
BOUNDARIES! ←
On the topic of criticism, please do not criticize my art unless asked! While I never want to do something morally incorrect, my art style, designs, etc. are not as serious. You will know if I want criticism, as I usually speak very literally!
Fanart of any kind is okay, as long as it is in good faith and NO NSFW, please!
Feel free to send me as many asks as you want! I may not be on top of them 24/7 but I will try my best to get to them!
I am okay with DMs, but please remember, strangers: a response does not automatically mean we are friends! Do not behave in a parasocial manner towards me! You may think you know me, but I do not know you! Always keep that in mind!
If you are unsure of a boundary I may or may not have... please ask! I have a very open-mind and will never judge anything harmless!
Please do NOT interact if you are:
Homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, etc.
Racist, sexist, ableist, discriminatory, etc.
If you invalidate a person's pronouns/gender/identity (yes, even neos/xenos!)
If you're a pedophile, sexualize minors, joke about rape, etc.
If you are "proship" or anything of that nature.
If you support, participate, tolerate, or justify any of the above.
If I deem you any of the above, or if you make me uncomfortable in any way... I will block. No questions asked.
Fandom Wiki! ���്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Some of my followers put together a fandom wiki, which is so sweet! I do not edit anything in here as to not take away the fun for y'all, so not all the information may be accurate. For the most part though, I believe it is. Keep in mind that some information is missing as well! Here is the link! ->
Anyways...
Yeah! That's all I can think of, currently. I hope my story can help you feel a little less alone in the world!
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➪ mark lee x reader ✩ w.c ~500 — 18+ minors dni —
✰ NON-IDOL AU
pov: spilled beer + hot asshole = bad decisions
note: yeah again idk i saw these pics of mark and that stupid red solo cup and was like sure ok write a blurb or whatever of him at a party :') i hate my brain it's getting critical...idk think nct 127 party and specifically that vid where they're playing pong bc thats forever in my brain and will forever serve as inspo for any and all party fics with them..... this is a cry for help
warnings: alcohol, bad language, mark (tbh all of the members in this) is not so secretly a dick and a player lol, a weak semblance of plot i put together with spit and duct tape (don't read too much into it)
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"Oh shit! Aw man, my bad."
The cold splash of beer soaking through the front of your shirt is more than enough to have your head snapping up to shoot the nastiest glare you can possibly conjure at the offender.
Mark fucking Lee.
Standing before you with that stupid wide eyed look on his face and hands clasped together apologetically. You're eyebrow twitches when you can hear a few snickers coming from the general vicinity of where you last saw Johnny and Jaehyun, slightly tightening your grip on your own cup and biting down the temptation of chucking it in their direction.
And any other clueless twit would've been putty the moment they realized just who exactly doused them with at least half a cup of shitty beer, accepting his sorry excuse for an apology in a heartbeat.
"Don't you mean, sorry?" You hiss, jaw aching from how tightly your teeth press together. Again you swallow down every venomous word crawling up your throat, all too appealing when he cocks his head.
"Oh yeah sure, sorry." And he smirks, one of his dimples fully on display and he's truly the epitome of the most unapologetic fuckboy you've ever been cursed to lay eyes upon.
"Fuck off, I'm outta here." Slamming down your cup on a nearby surface before turning to shoot one last glare at Mark.
You only agreed to coming here because your friend had begged you to damn near on their hands and knees and some pitiful story about needing to get into Yuta's pants.
But just as you take a step back his hand shoots out, fingers tightly wrapping around your wrist and now you're wondering if punching him right in that stupid dimple is an overkill.
"Aw, don't be like that, you can borrow one of mine!"
"I'd rather chew pavement." There's a twinge in your chest when he pouts, looking a little wounded at the harshness of your tone.
And maybe you didn't have a real reason for hating him, other than the fact he's led on two of your friends—just to leave them in tears and you to pick up the pieces—and obnoxiously dated that one stereotypical mean girl you had the displeasure of attending the same university with.
"Okay okay, here, I'll give you this one." Releasing your wrist and starting to take off the loose black tee hanging off of him.
"Fuckin'- stop, stop, fine!" Your hands coming to catch his this time around, irritation throbbing in your temples as you let him lead you towards his room. You well enough know the second you step foot into it your fate is sealed, the stories and rumors infamous in the social circle the two of you share.
He opens the door and grins at you, hand extended as if he's some sort of gentleman. You take it.
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athenaluciscaelum · 2 months ago
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So something I have noticed about DMC criticism on YouTube and Imdb. It's fucking racist.
I was scrolling through Imdb and someone left a comment that 'Nuke India' because Adi Shankar is an Indian Immigrant (look at this point, he is your problem, America.)
Another I was watching a review video on new Netflix DMC and it went on to shit on the fact that Adi Shankar removed Appu from Simpson and India image is that of shit and what not. Like stop, you all are just racist and it's ripping through the seams.
I do not like Adi Shankar work and Netflix DMC as well, but how does this become a point to be racist to Indians? And I'm aware of all we do, not all of us are good like any other country. Hell, we are racist to our own people. It's just sad to see that we have lots of problems as a nation. I'm a minority within this nation and my family does not always feel safe. I'm aware of all ills, but to weaponize it at every given moment. These are the same people who do not want politics in their DMC,but racism? Hell, yeah! Like do you know racism is a political tool? Quite a handy one?
Dante will never be racist.
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ania04 · 1 month ago
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Shadowvanilla Ao3 Fics that I think are a good read:
Jambound [I know there are some people that complain about them being out of character but it's good writing anyway]
You are here—Therefore I grieve
-<•>- by Owlsirr
Dollfaced [ from the same Author as Jambound ]
Joyful Confessions Delivered by Idiots
A ridiculous bouquet in the spring rain
Falling for you was Anything but a Mistake
Beast Among Heroes
An Honest Lie [ serie Antinomy]
A Distorted Truth [ serie Antinomy]
Oblivion
Old Line of Heroes.
Blue Flowers On Thursdays.
A Healer’s Journey to redeem the Villain
The Milkmaid [ serie Eldritch vanilla cookie AU, Genderbend and Eldrich horror ]
To stand beside an unnamed star [ serie Eldrich vanilla cookie AU]
This must be fallacy (because you make me feel so loved) [ It's his own AU ]
Feverish Frenzie [ It's another AU ]
In the Eye of the Vanilla Beholder
Is this Farce about Us? [ It's not strictly only shadowvanilla, it's also polybeasts and polyancients and affomilk but there's also the platonic relationship tag and because it's new I still haven't figured out which of them is platonic ]
Change the Fates' Design [ one of the few travel-time Fics I like of them ]
₊⊹𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚢 ₊⊹
Arranged Lilies
nothing left to lose [ Time-loop fic]
Your Typical Villain Story [ it's a regressor AU that I'm hoping the Author will develop further]
The Time Between Shadows [ from the same Author as Your Typical Villain Story, I'm waiting for it to develop]
Malinger [ while it's slow to update and like one comment pointed out there are a few plot holes I like how the storyline is going, I'm cheering for Smilk ]
Pure Vanilla's Lullaby
You'll Be the Saddest Part of Me [ it's both a Shadowvanilla fic and a Shadowlily one but while Shadowvanilla isn't the focus I think it's a pretty good read, currently on hiatus]
Stream: START!
Cómo domesticar a un dios del engaño
Tempus Fugit [ the other time-travel fic I like of them but really slow to update]
Broken Porcelain Puppets
Bound Paths: Once upon a time [it's a serie]
The Whole Universe Baked into You
To Blindside a Beast
The Price of Deceit
Liebesträume No. 3 in F Minor
To find freedom
A Guide to Making Friends
my hate's immense - his name's in vain (destroying God will cure my pain.) [ our eulogy serie but I gave the name of one for easier search ]
Judas
Where The Fount of Knowledge Never Fell [ serie Where Shadow Milk Cookie Never Came To Be ]
When We Spoke of Witches Beneath the Milky Way [ it's an established relationship but it's interesting anyway ]
Seeking the Truth at Blueberry Yogurt Academy [ part 2 of When We Spoke of Witches Beneath the Milky Way ]
Healing the Corrupted Soul
Trapped In A Cycle
5 times Pure Vanilla Tried getting into Shadow Milk's pants and the 1 Time he Succeeded [ flustered Smilk is funny ]
Friends, huh? (yeah right) [ serie You know you're better than this ]
Two Sides of the Same Coin [ it's an AU but they are so in denial it's funny ]
Vanilla wafer walls and shadows of doubt
Self proclaimed angel
P.s: It's not necessarily a list with only good quality writing, 100% in-character characters or canon-compliant, and it's not to be taken seriously when I say I think they're good if you dislike them, because I just wanted to share what I think it's something fun to read to pass the time and I'm not a writing critic anyway
P.s.s: one or two fics need an Ao3 account to read, and most of them are only a few chapters and slow to update, I mean it when I say they are fics to pass the time until something else updates
P.s.s.s: these ones aren't Shadowvanilla (or with any ship) but if you are a multishipper I wanted to share these too
The Time We Met Was In Chaos [ serie The Five Beasts In An Apartment: The Sitcom AU]
When it doubt, Get Roommates! (Aka Lovers)
Uncorrupted Jam, Uncorrupted Beast! (Please believe us😭😭)
The Resolute Volition
The Devouring Hour ( CRK AU)
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