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felicitykings · 10 months ago
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M.I. HIGH (2007-2014)
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bearnuix · 4 months ago
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✧ Undercover High School ༄ Ep04 ⸰
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sheherlockholmes · 5 months ago
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how it feels to pretend like i dont care that someone who says they like musicals hasnt listened to a single one before 2014
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whorejolras · 2 years ago
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i'm saying it. i don't think joly would work in a hospital. i think his medical career would be informed by his politics + radicalisation and his + his friends regular drug use, he would be outraged at how the medical industry handles drug users, also at the medical industrial complex in general, so he would find a reputable community led harm reduction organisation to work for 🫶🏻
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brotherdusk · 1 year ago
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btw!
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ashmp3 · 1 year ago
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my hater moment for the day yes it’s 8.30 in the morning but whatever like if you have a skinny narrow nose from the front in my head your nose is not big like at the very least it’s at the bottom of the big nose pyramid
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coffeeastronaut · 2 years ago
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the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.
aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.
not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay
#mi#fuck it. goes in my good omens tag#good omens#i am firm in my belife that they only have a. bad sex but lots of it or b. looney toons sex that gets interuppted by increasingly outlandis#incidents cumulating in like a stick of dynamite from a mining convention thats passing through town accidentally gets swapped with the cig#the cigar that aziraphale was going to use in their noir detective rp that theyve been working up to for 6 years (technically 8 but they#forgot about it for a few years in the middle) and when he goes to sensually smoke it he gets blowed up like columbo and when the smoke#clears all his clothes have spun around backwards like daffy's beak.#both scenarios cause power outages but for different reasons. in the first its bc even the lamest of sex has them like AWOOOOGHAAAA and#convinced theyve reinvented gods greatest gift to mankind and inadvertently fuck with the power grid and in the second its because#crowley tried to feed aziraphale food in bed but butterfingered the fork and as it slipped and tumbled and bounced between his hands like a#master juggler high on too little sleep and too many coworkers who say shit like 'egads!' it miraculously found its way into the wall outle#(the only uncovered outlet in the bookshop; every other outlet has one of those babyproof covers because aziraphale doesnt trust the wiring#to not make random bolts of electricity to come out otherwise; which means they really do do that purely bc he expects it)#and when he impulsively went to pull it out he got electrocuted but on account of him not being human it just felt a bit funny and then#they stood and took turns holding the fork in the outlet and giggling like old ladies do at raunchy operas; completely blowing out the#circuts in the bookshop and every other shop on the same wiring
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prettygirlgerard · 2 years ago
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dime si puedo enviarte mi corazón ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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peaceeandcoolestvibes · 3 months ago
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JAJAJAJAAJ
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felicitykings · 10 months ago
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I'm lucky. Because I work for MI9 and I get to defeat the villain, and rescue the princess for real. Hey! Sometimes it's the princess who rescues the knight, remember?
M.I. HIGH (2007-2014) ↳ Dan & Zoe
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psychopomp-namine · 7 months ago
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I have terrible historical imagination and recall so I'm not very good at imagining things happening at the same time in the same era across multiple countries. but I think it's really interesting how history can be viewed in such a different way depending on whose lens you're viewing it from
today I was on a wikipedia rabbit hole and was reading up art nouveau -> belle epoque -> second industrial revolution -> gilded age -> progressive era of the usa. those all occurred roughly the same era, which is the turn of the 20th century until before world war i (roughly 1870s to 1914)
and like. yeah I could imagine all of that happening in the same era. rapid urbanization and scientific/engineering progress (telephones, automobiles and railroads, movies). late victorian era -> edwardian era. the eiffel tower and brooklyn bridge. cabarets, greenhouses, nouveaux riches. optimism due to the turn of the century, technological advancements, and the aftermath of the american civil war and franco-prussian war and napoleonic wars. art and material excess and economic divide. apparently a lot of social activism in usa. h.g. wells and arthur conan doyle and george bernard shaw.
and I was like, okay wait, what was my country doing at that time. it was the treaty of paris, right? and yeah, it was the treaty of paris and the usamerican occupation. huh... vastly different kind of life then. obviously you can't tackle all issues all at once and some issues are systematic and hard to tackle, but in hindsight, there's like... a funny dissonance with knowing that the acquisition of the philippines happened during the start of the progressive era of usa lol
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5sospenguinqueen · 4 months ago
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Toy Cars | Fernando Alonso x Mum! Reader
Summary: Fernando boasts about his step-sons to anyone who will listen. So, when you realise you want more, he's confused why your little family is no longer enough.
Warnings: angst, slight age gap. i pictured reader about 35
Requested: no
just a short one compared to the others
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fernandoalo_official not been an easy weekend so far but it’s made easier when one of my favourite people is in the paddock
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jensonbutton but i’m not working this weekend?
→ lance_stroll we all know i’m his other favourite person
→ fernandoalo_official no, the twins are
→ user1 step dad nando has my whole heart
→ yn_ln mine too! 
user2 a hug from fernando would heal me
→ user3 a hug from y/n would heal me
yn_ln weekends where i get to see you are my favourite
→ user4 i will never be normal about these two 
→ user5 it’s the fact that he watches the f2 races because it gives him an excuse to hang out with y/n 
astonmartinf1 our favourite couple 
user6 need fernando to win now that he’s had his good luck hug 
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yn_ln back on track for the twins. both my boys did a wonderful job with high position finishes… oh and they were visited by an enthusiastic fan 😉
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fernandoalo_official i’ll be getting you in one of those karts next 
→ yn_ln that’s going to take a lot of convincing, nando 
→ fernandoalo_official i can think of a few ways, mi vida
→ landonorris ew
→ user7 mi vida!! i will never be normal about these two 
aussiegrit how’d he get his hair that tall 
→ astonmartinf1 it’s so full of secrets 
fa_alonsokart calling the boss an enthusiastic fan is such a power move
→ user8 the fact that he let her and didn’t comment on it tho 
lance_stroll they'll be taking his seat soon enough
user9 love how supportive fernando is of his step-sons
→ user10 he literally started a karting school so that he could help their karting careers
→ user11 the dad that stepped up
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user1 what’s your favourite fa14 fact? mine is that he fell in love with y/n l/n, realised she had twins and immediately started enacting project alonso 
→ user2 no because the twins were 11 when he met them and now they’re 15 and looking at f3 seats 
user3 this is what i’ve been saying. fernando doesn’t just love y/n, he loves her children just as much, if not more
user4 fernando alonso puts all other step-dads to shame because he is always there for them, no matter how busy his life is
user5 i really need fernando to hurry up and propose because that is his family
→ user6 yes! he needs to make project alonso official by giving them all his last name
→ user7 and then more babies!  
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user8 why was this the cutest thing said by anyone ever. like those are his boys 
user9 wait, so does this mean he doesn’t want kids?
user10 the way he cut that interviewer off because that his family whether they share blood or not
→ user11 i read it as he didn’t want to talk about it any more because he doesn’t want more kids and maybe he and y/n haven’t talked about it yet 
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yn_ln an empty house for the week makes me realise that i miss hearing about cars 
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user1 aw are the flowers from fernando?
kellypiquet max keeps trying to convince me to get another cat. don’t let him see this
→ maxverstappen1 too late 
user2 wait, why isn’t she spending summer break with nando?
→ user3 because he’s on holiday 
→ user2 without her? 
→ user4 they don’t have to spend every minute together. he’s allowed to have a break 
user5 guys, y/n and fernando don’t follow each other anymore?
→ user6 i thought you were lying but then i checked and it’s true :( 
→ user7 oh that captions hit extra hard
user8 no because her entire life is racing and now that it’s not there, she realises she misses it
→ user9 she misses him
user10 i’m so confused. they were so in love like two weeks ago. what happened?
user11 no because i can’t imagine seeing fernando without y/n
user12 is he still going to support the twins? 
user13 but you were supposed to get married to fernando and have lots of little alonso’s
→ user14 maybe one of them didn’t want that 
→ user15 can’t imagine it being alonso, he thinks the world of the twins
→ user16 true. he does mention them in almost every interview 
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user1 when i remembered f2 were racing this weekend, i was so happy because that meant y/n and nando content and then i remembered they’d broken up
→ user2 all the tweets on here are tearing my heart out as well 
user3 they’ve not spoken to each other once today
user4 yes she walked straight past him but there’s clips of her entire face crumpling as soon as she’s past him
→ user5 yes! i saw that. her colleague had to usher her into the garage before she started crying 
user6 the fact that fernando spent the entire time watching her though
→ user7 even when people were talking to him, he was full on staring at her
→ user8 brokenhearted lover boy made no attempts to hide it 
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Baby Fever Angst Series
Love that I mentioned request for Esteban once and I already have 5 requests 😂 I didn't realise there was that much love for Ocon considering I can never find any fics for him
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rainrot4me · 13 days ago
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Girl dad Toby and my life is yours, PLEASE 🙏🏽
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๑ Totally panics when he finds out he’s having a girl. Like deer-in-headlights, thousand-yard-stare, muttering ���I’m gonna screw this up, I know I’m gonna screw this up.”
๑ “Wh-What if she ends up dating so-someone like me?” Cue him spiraling while you’re still holding the ultrasound picture.
๑ Turns into an absolute marshmallow once she’s born. All that panic? Gone the second he holds her. His hands are shaky, jaw clenched—but when she curls her tiny fingers around one of his, he goes still. Quiet. Reverent. “She’s so… s-small. God, she’s mi-mine?”
๑ Loves giving her piggyback rides because it makes her laugh so hard she snorts. Toby never thought laughter could be holy until he heard his daughter’s. She tugs his hoodie strings and calls him “daddyo” like it’s a superhero name.
๑ Has zero patience for tea parties or dolls at first. He’s awkward, uncomfortable, and way too impatient to sit still and pretend the pink stuffed bunny is a queen. But the moment she says, “Daddy, will you be the dragon?” he drops to all fours and growls like a beast from hell. She shrieks with delight. It becomes their thing.
๑ Teaches her to throw a punch. He’s gruff about it—“Fingers in, wrist straight, n-no weak shit”—but he’s also lowkey proud when she decks a punching bag with her tiny fist. He’s the kind of dad who will absolutely be at every self-defense session with Kate like: “She’s gonna kick eve-everyone’s ass, I’m so proud.”
๑ Protective doesn’t even cover it. When she’s older and mentions a crush, Toby just glares. “A w-what? You like who? Wh-Who the fuck is that?” He’s a nightmare to her prom dates. Hoodie has to physically drag him away from the front door before he interrogates them with a hunting knife in hand.
๑ But he’s not toxic protective—he wants her strong, not sheltered. He teaches her how to stand up for herself, how to use her voice, how to survive when the world’s mean. He just… also sharpens his hatchets more often when she starts high school.
๑ Carries pictures of her everywhere—in his wallet, his phone, an old polaroid tucked in his gear. Won’t admit it, but sometimes he looks at them when he’s having a bad day. She’s his anchor.
๑ Always wears the bracelets she makes him. Neon rubber, friendship bands, braided yarn with plastic beads that say “D-A-D.” Wears them like they’re war medals.
๑ “If anyone makes fun of t-them, I’ll punch their teeth in.”
๑ She’s the only one who can calm him down when he’s overstimulated. When the buzzing gets too loud and his brain won’t quiet down, she crawls into his lap and puts her little head on his chest and whines, “Breathe, daddy.”
๑ And he does.
๑ Does her hair like he’s disarming a bomb. It always ends up crooked, but she beams when he does it, so he keeps trying. He gets better. He watches YouTube tutorials. Eventually he starts adding little braids or ribbons, and he acts like it’s no big deal—but he’s so proud of himself he shows Hoodie the finished look every time.
๑ Curses the first time she says she wants to be like him. Not because he’s mad—because it breaks him. “You don’t want that, girlie. Be be-better than me.”
๑ “But you’re strong, and you never let anyone mess with you. That’s what I wanna be.”
๑ He hugs her so tight he almost forgets he used to think he’d be a bad dad.
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lilolebambi · 17 days ago
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SWEATER WEATHER... PUPPY!CHRIS.
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"You're so gorgeous, Bambi," he murmurs, lips brushing against your skin. His arms tighten around your waist, pulling you closer into his lap. "Can't believe you're mine."
Your maroon lipstick leaves smudged kisses across his face, but you don’t bother wiping them away. It’s fall—the season where you and Chris get the clingiest. He buries his words into your collarbone, whispering, "My girl. Mine. Mine."
You're somewhere behind Chris's house, in the woods cozied up by the little fire someone made. "Disgusting you two."
And it's true, you'll admit it. You used to be an avid hater of PDA couples, but when it comes to Chris, your hands forget how to behave.
You don't know how you survived, not kissing him whenever you were just friends.
Chris simply rolls his eyes, pressing another kiss to your soft skin. "Like you and Dre are any better." You giggle, Nick scoffs crossing his arms. "Look at you defending him!"
"Nick, it's okay to miss Dre—" You try to get out without laughing and fail miserably, "But can't me and Chris just enjoy the bonfire?"
He huffs, saying, "You're so lucky I love you." Before he walks away.
"I think he officially hates us." You laugh watching him angrily find his way back to his seat, "He'll get over it." Chris says before his lips are on yours, making you forget the conversation you were having.
Your arms come up to wrap around his neck, smiling against his lips as he murmurs against your lips. "My girl."
You pull away, "You're a cornball, y'know?"
"You love it." You boop his nose. "I do."
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a/n: i want someone badly by jeff buckley on repeat. high (bad habits) by tove lo on repeat. sweater weather by the neighbor on repeat.
tags 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚: @inspiredangel @domizmez @drewswife @strnilolover @sirensdollesque @courta13 @mattslilies @sturns-mermaid @bluetalia @pair-of-pantaloons @y2kstarr @sugarraez @sweeethrt @moond0llie @ambi-squirrelly @wastelandzella @applecidersturniolo @riasturns @iloveduckssm @oopsiedaisydeer @sturnsflirt @cayleeuhithinknott @h3arts4nat @angelyearner @pink1man @mi-co-uk @slvt4subchratt @tezzzzzzzz @chrisbratt333 @izzylovesmatt @chrisowenmuncher
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wileys-russo · 9 months ago
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Pollito fic inspo:
The youngsters have been behaving heavenly on and off the pitch, and the captains decide to bring them to an amusement park.
Alexia is secretly scared of roller coasters, Pollito is the only one knowing it and gets Alexia on one by lying slightly. Once the ride is over, Alexia and Pollito give their own funny entertaining show😂
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part of the pollito universe flying high II a.putellas, barça femeni
"all of you need to stay in our sights!" irene yelled in warning as you all scanned your tickets and stumbled inside, hands linked and ready to race off but instead shoulders dropped and groans sounded at her command.
"buddy system chicas, vamos!" alexia chimed in with a snap of her fingers, everyone pairing off into smaller groups where nobody was without a captain or more senior member of the team to watch out of them.
you all knew the buddy system was just another word for the babysitting system.
somehow in the chaos of everyone grouping off you of course wound up with both alexia and mapi. the two whom seemed to be top of the avoid list as the others all wasted no time scrambling away, ignoring your pleading glances to take you with them.
alexia's hand fell to your shoulder before you could with a knowing smile, vicky and jana at least staying loyal and sticking by your side though you didn't miss the looks of longing on their face as everyone else got off much easier.
"why isn't mine working!" mapi scowled, pressing her ticket over and over on the scanner as the light for the gate remained red and you tapped your foot impatiently, alexia rolling her eyes and trying to call over an attendant.
those present all making agreements to meet up in the food precinct in the middle of the park by 12, you watched on with a scowl as the other groups took off, crossing your arms and slumping against jana.
"tenga paciencia pollito." the older girl chuckled, patting your cheek and draping her arms over both you and vicky who was also already looking bored at the delay.
"how much trouble do you think we would be in if we just...ran for it?" you questioned quietly, quirking an eyebrow at the pair beside you who also faltered, clearly thinking it over.
"i am already doing extra laps for falling asleep in media." jana grumbled with a huff making you snicker at the memory. "so is pollito for not doing her schoolwork and using her practice exam to make a paper plane." vicky chimed in as you shrugged.
"well...you were saying you wanted to work on your stamina amiga, no? extra laps would help!" you grinned, wiggling your eyebrows at the only girl without a prior punishment who sighed but with one nod you knew she was on board.
"mapi is fast, she could catch us." vicky mused, the three of you watching on as the two older girls began to bicker in rapid spanish as mapi's ticket continued to decline, alexia about mapi's lack of patience and mapi about alexia's lack of haste.
"i am faster." you boasted confidently with a grin making your best friend roll her eyes and push you playfully.
"no no no, mi chicas we do not have to be the fastest. just fast enough for them not to see which ride we get on first, then they will struggle to find us if we are up in the air!" jana pointed out and with her words you all shared a look, decision now made.
"capi is checking, smile." you mumbled under your breath, all three of you sending alexia an enthusiastic wave as she gave you all an odd look where she glanced over her shoulder to check you were still there.
"ahora...ejecuta!" jana announced and as the three of you sprinted off the gate flashed green, mapi all but jumping over the turnstile anyway and racing away after you, alexia hot on her heels.
"aquí!" jana grabbed both you and vicky, tugging you around a corner and ducking behind a popcorn vender who gave you all an odd look, your smiles growing as alexia and mapi sure enough sprinted past still bickering with one another.
"el éxito! now, which ride first?"
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"chica i think my head is going to fall off my body. why did you spin it so much! idiota." vicky groaned as you wrapped an arm around her with a laugh, the two of you having just spun yourselves ill on the flying saucers.
jana off to the side on the phone to jill had sat this one out, and looking at the way vickys face had started to go a little green as you both arrived in front of her, she was glad that she had.
but with you too busy giggling at the way vicky was swaying side to side as if she was seasick, and jana too preoccupied with her lovesick puppy dog gaze off into the distance talking to her girlfriend, all three of you missed the two figures marching their way over to you.
your laugh died in your mouth feeling the hands land on your shoulders, a cautious glance seeing the tattooed fingers clutching at your shirt having you wince knowing exactly who it was.
there was a similar look on vickys face as alexia grabbed her, jana's eyes widening as she tried to sneak away but one fierce look from your blonde captain she was mumbling an apology and hanging up on her girlfriend, gaze falling to the floor.
"vicky is very sick ale. we were just coming to find you!" you immediately turned on the charm, glancing at vicky who slumped into the older girl with an over dramatic groan, jana rolling her eyes which was luckily missed by the girl.
"oh you were? after you ran away from us in the first place pollito eh?" mapi scoffed and you winced again as her grip on your shoulders tightened, feet rooted to the floor as a few passers by gave your little group an odd look and both older spaniards sent them polite smiles.
"we did not run away we just-" you paused, carefully calculating your next words but jana chimed in before you could formulate them. "we were just so excited we got a head start! lo siento we thought you were right behind us, but you know pollito has never been to an amusement park." jana pouted, grabbing your hand in hers and yanking you from mapi's grip.
"look at this face ale, how do you say no to the pequena?" jana sighed, smooshing your cheeks in her hand with a shake of her head as you gave the captain your best puppy dog eyes, and coupled with vickys oscar winning performance about being so ill, it seemed to wear away the anger which was previously bubbling in the older girls chest.
"vale. it is nearly twelve, we need to meet the others." alexia sighed, pulling vicky into her side and starting to walk off as you subtly bumped jana's fist against yours, mapi watching in disbelief at how easily you'd gotten away with it.
"pollito you-" "lunch on me?" you cut the older girl off with a charming smile, jana letting go of you and skipping off to catch up with vicky and alexia. "tienes demasiada suerte." mapi rolled her eyes, quickly pulling you into a headlock and starting to walk before you shoved her off.
but within a millisecond mapi was grunting as you launched yourself onto her back, arms wrapping around her neck as despite her protests for you to get off she grabbed her legs in hand and hoisted you up.
"i lovee youu maríaaa." you pinched her cheeks, quickly pulling your fingers out of reach as her teeth snapped at you and she huffed, the two of you falling into regular conversation as you were victoriously piggybacked all the way to the food precinct.
however unfortunately for mapi as you'd both selected your food and lined up to pay, you realised you didn't have your wallet.
“oh and you do not have your card on your phone?" mapi asked sceptically but you both knew it was rhetorical as you gave her an innocent smile and with a roll of her eyes both your food was paid for.
despite the running away earlier, which you were sure you had gotten away with due to your trio's quick thinking and vicky’s beautiful acting which you actually had started to think was a little more real as her face was still green, lunch was a pleasant affair with everyone catching up and organizing a few larger groups who hadn't been on particular rides yet.
"ale, are you not coming?" you asked with a frown as after lunch you all once again broke off and scattered, having made plans to meet at the exit around 3.
"capi doesn't do scary rides!" marta teased, pinching alexia's cheek who shot her a scowl before the older girl took off after cata who snatched her bottle of water and raced away.
"this one isn't scary. look, there is kids going on!" you pointed out as alexia still looked hesitant, the rest of your little group already in line for the rollercoaster that actually was rather scary, but you didn't plan to tell the blonde that.
no no, pointing out the children who were coming off of the much smaller coaster whose exit so happened to look like this one, was a foolproof way to coax her into line. and sure enough with a few puppy dog eyes and pleading, the older girl cracked.
you rammed your elbow into jana who looked confused, also knowing alexia hated rollercoasters, a firm look and she was turning back to her conversation with ona, leaving you to distract alexia for the remainder of the line up.
which given mapi on a bit of a sugar high would not stop yapping away at the catalan, and with ingrid and frido having steered well clear of the amusement park excursion all together, it left alexia with no choice but to placate her chattering.
you could have kissed mapi on the forehead at that, because alexia was far too busy trying to follow the train of conversation which kept jumping from station to station, to notice the ride you were all headed for was anything but tame.
but then it was too late and you were all buckled in, and alexia was starting to think that maybe this was not the best idea.
"ale." you poked her, both of you sat side by side with aitana on your left, and there was an ever so slight pang of guilt as you noticed the color had begun to drain from her face.
but this was for her own good, you were going to help the girl get over her fear, and what better way than some exposure therapy.
"this is to help you amiga." you patted her knee, smiling appreciatively at the attendant who pushed the safety restraint down a little more on you until it locked in properly.
"que? nena how-" but her words died in her mouth as she watched the group who'd just taken off in front of you do a loop the loop a few hundred metres ahead, their own ride almost over and yours due to soon begin.
you couldn't repeat the words which left alexia's mouth in that moment as the ride started to count down, aitana left with her jaw open at the filthy language and the begging to let her get off the ride.
your own smile was wiped off as the older girl with a face like thunder managed to grab a handful of your shirt, half choking you and pulling your face as close to hers as she could while restrained by the safety belt, her hazel eyes were ablaze with a fury unlike you'd seen in months.
"this is a promise pequena. if i survive this i am going to run you until you collapse, then i am going to kill you, and then bring you back to life, and then i will ground you until you die again!" and then the countdown reached 0, and off you all went.
"te amo mucho capi!"
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paucubarsisimp · 2 months ago
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If you’re looking for requests, there needs to be more girl dad and husband Pedri in this world 😔
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pancakes
pairing: pedri x reader
summary: in which pedri and your daughter attempt to make pancakes for you
warnings: none
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it started with a bang.
literally.
you sat bolt upright on your bed, still in your robe, blinking sleep from your eyes as a distant clunk echoed from the kitchen.
silence. then—pedri’s voice.
“todo bien! nothing’s on fire!”
that, of course, meant something was definitely not fine.
you padded into the kitchen to find the following scene: flour everywhere, one cracked egg on the counter, a mixing bowl turned on its side, and in the middle of it all—pedri, wide-eyed, flour on his cheek, holding baby lina like a football under one arm.
“hi,” he said sheepishly. “we were making pancakes. to surprise you.”
you blinked.
“you don’t know how to make pancakes.”
“we were learning,” he said. “me and lina. team chef.”
lina babbled from his arm, patting his cheek with a flour-dusted hand like she was trying to calm him down.
“she ate the flour,” he added.
“what?”
“just a little. i panicked and gave her a strawberry instead.”
you sighed, walking over to take her from him. “my poor girl. forced into culinary chaos.”
lina squealed happily, clearly enjoying the attention. her little nose had a dab of flour on it. you kissed it gently, then looked up at pedri, who was watching you both like you hung the moon.
“you tried,” you said, trying not to smile.
“i did more than try,” he said proudly. “i only dropped one egg.”
“and the flour?”
“that was… lina’s fault.”
“uh-huh.”
“okay. mine.”
you set lina in her high chair and turned to clean up the mess. pedri hovered behind you like a puppy, brushing flour off your back and sneaking kisses to your shoulder.
“you still love me, right?” he whispered.
“yes. but you’re banned from the stove until further notice.”
“can i still make toast?”
“barely.”
lina smacked her tray and giggled. you turned around, grabbing a clean spoon and a fresh banana.
“okay, mi sol, let mama feed you real food now,” you said.
pedri sat beside her, wide-eyed and grinning like it was the best show in the world.
“look at her,” he whispered. “she’s got your eyes.”
“and your appetite.”
“and your ability to make a mess.”
you fed lina slowly while pedri told her stories—nonsense, really. something about a baby who became the queen of pancakes and ruled over a kingdom of syrup and strawberries.
“and her name was… princesa lina,” he said dramatically, making her giggle. “and she had a daddy who couldn’t cook, but made the best cuddles in the land.”
you smiled, brushing your fingers through lina’s curls. “the kingdom sounds like it had a good mama too.”
“she was the real queen,” pedri said, kissing your cheek. “the kind of queen who always made sure the pancakes weren’t burnt.”
you laughed softly, leaning into him.
and even though the kitchen was still a disaster, the baby had banana in her eyebrows, and pedri had somehow managed to get flour on your elbow, it was perfect.
just your little family. soft mornings. messy love.
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