#milo bloom

[eurosimmer]

[cantsayidont]

June 8, 1983. BLOOM COUNTY spoofs the same forged-Hitler-diaries scandal that inspired AMERICAN VS. THE JUSTICE SOCIETY: Milo Bloom makes a deal to sell fake secret Elvis diaries (composed by Opus) to NEWSWEEK magazine for a huge amount of money.

Do they get away with it? Almost, but it turns out that Opus made one crucial slip:

[milocelium]

My favorite tree is blooming

[homewardial]

Birdie and Milo are unemployed but make enough money from their garden. Milo hurries to replant everything.

[doodlingwren]

If only the original Saint Seiya anime was a 2014-2018 anime series instead of being aired in the 80s-90s, I can only imagine the sheer amount of animation memes that could have been done. Some of the characters are just so perfect for those, like, if this was a more animation-oriented fandom this would totally be a thing.

[mickimagnum]

Devin's Dude Ranch - Contestant Announcement

I am excited to announce the 5 contestants that will be competing for Devin's heart during her upcoming bachelorette challenge!

Handra Diaz - @bloomingkyras

Houston Bloom - @invisiblequeen

James Stanford - @natolesims

Albert Robins - @bakersimmer

Milo Penn - @belsasim

These cowboys will move into Devin's ranch house and vie for her heart over 5 6 weeks in the hopes of being the last man standing. The winner will have to survive weekly challenges, group dates, public opinion, and four heart-wrenching eliminations. Most importantly, they will have to forge a connection with Devin that proves they're "the one"!

Stay tuned! Devin's Dude Ranch begins Monday, December 4th!

[takofukkatsumi]

If my top-3 of favorite characters in an animated TV show doesn't include a red-haired teenage girl/young woman, there's something wrong with your show

[hallowood-hcs]

Leyland Blooms and Milo would be great friends. Both being plant people.

yes! they need to meet

[pixelatedhype]

So I redecorated Bloom’s store, Deadstock

Prop Meshes: @blvck-life-simz @ddaengsims-blog @yourdorkbrains

Mesh credits: @simlocker @rimings

[vampireoccult]

updated my blog a lil & added links to munch spawn gp in my nav + updated the colors & sidebar on my desktop theme :)

[ariheartsmatt]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐓.⠀⠀⠀⠀chris sturns

the car was quiet, parked in the back of a mcdonald’s lot at midnight. after finishing a large fries and dr pepper, you had curled your fingers around chris’ collar and tugged him over the center console and into the back.

he’d snickered and made some stupid, smug comment about how eager you were, despite the fact he was the one supporting a halfie.

you had retorted by shutting him up with a kiss.

now you have him on his back — breathless and flushed, all signs of his previous arrogance gone — stretched out on the backseat of your car, hands planted on your waist.

he looks so good: dark curls tousled, pretty silver earrings, lips rosy from sipping his sweet tea — his tongue tastes like sugary, tangy orange.

chris rolls his head back when your lips move on from pecking his jawline to sucking the sensitive skin of his neck, giving you room to leave a mark.

“perfect,” you say, pleased by the sight of red blooming on his throat.

“how m’i gonna cover it?”

“you’re not,” you answer simply, biting back a grin and slipping your hands under the hem of chris’ blue crewneck.

his breath hitches when your cool fingertips trace the dip of his belly button, before sliding down to the waistband of his jeans. he hums as you pop the button, tugging at his zipper. he lifts his hips, wiggling to assist you in pulling his jeans and boxers down to his knees.

removing your pants in the cramped backseat takes some awkward movements, but once they’re on the floor and you’re hovering over chris’ stiff, pink-tipped cock, you forget about all that.

“fuck—” chris groans when you sink down on his lap, eyes squeezing shut at the feeling of your gummy walls enveloping his aching cock. his flat palms land on your thighs, blunt nails digging into your soft skin in an attempt to ground himself.

you giggle, shifting on his lap to get comfortable with the feeling of him. “feel good, baby?” you ask, lifting your hips then dropping them, finding a steady rhythm.

chris’ eyes peel open, looking up at you with dilated pupils. “mhm — so good. c’mon, fuck me.” he says, chest heaving.

rolling your bottom lip into your mouth, you oblige, riding him with more intensity. the windows fog, and the air inside your car becomes humid. sweat gathers at the nape of your neck and your legs begin to ache, but the soreness you’ll have later is worth it cause chris is moaning like a bitch.

“—more, mama,” he whines out, desperately grabbing your waist and sloppily thrusting his hips up, driving his cock deeper, hitting the spot that has stars exploding behind your eyes. chris is a mess, hair plastered to his slick forehead, thighs trembling, cheeks so pink it looked like somebody had just finished slapping the shit outta him.

“fuck — uugh...” chris moans, eyes rolling back when you grind your pelvis against his. and he’s spilling into you, body going limp and heavily dipping into the leather of the seat. his head almost lolls off the seat, looking up through thick lashes, hazily watching you use his spent cock til you’re satisfied.

thank you everybody for all the love on my recent works !

✴︎ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 : @bluestriips @joanakaulitz @theyluvivi @mattsstarlet @bells-sturn @milo-the-dog @sturnssmuts @izzylovesmatt @fratbrochrisgf @eeyoresturnz @nickmillersn1gf @angelic-sturniolos111

[eurosimmer]

Time moves faster in a spare's gameplay. Not only did Nate and Kody just get married but they also ended up with a new infant on their hands. Welcome to the save, Milo Bloom!

[porcelaininkpot]

Surfer Asher.

Surfer Asher, whose favourite thing in the whole entire world is swimming out to shore after a long week of work and feeling seaspray against his skin as the sea roars beneath his feet, who feels like he can let go of the world's troubles so long as he has the ocean beneath him and his Babe by his side.

Surfer Asher, that feels most loved in the buzzy afterglow of a pack run at the beach, when him and his wolves can dogpile onto each other and see the bloom and blossom of a deep, rosy sunset in each other's wild, wolven eyes.

Surfer Asher, whose hair is naturally brunette but sun bleached beyond repair, so much so that's it's impossible to believe his hair's naturally bleached and not chemically treated. It carries over into his wolf form, making him one of the palest wolves in the pack despite being rather tanned as a human.

Once he taught Babe how to surf, and their hair became sun bleached, the two made a tradition of taking turns using chalk to smear coloured streaks into the other's hair.

Surfer Asher with deep crows feet and smile lines on his freckled, sunspotted face. They deepen whenever he laughs, and almost seem to glow whenever it's Babe making him laugh.

Surfer Asher that collects seashells from far out into the shore when he wipes out on a wave, and taught himself how to weave them into anklets, waistbeads and necklaces for Babe to wear.

David that buys Asher the highest of high end sunscreens, only for him to never remember to apply it before he dives in.

Asher that suddenly became extremely diligent about sunscreen when he started dating Babe, realllyyy wanting to apply sun screen but its just so hard and an extra pair of hands just makes everything so much more easier and 'Baaabe can you help me out? I think I missed a spot here, and here, and here, and-' and is shut up with a kiss.

Surfer Asher that was once challenged to a competition by Christian to see who the better surfer was, but three hours into the surf-off both of them forgot about the challenge because they were just having so much god damn fun with each other, laughing and teasing instead of sniping for the first time in their lives.

They gained a new respect for each other after that day, but of course that hasn't changed the fact that they still enjoy the occasional snipe shall the opportunity present itself.

Surfer Asher that takes Babe on constant beach dates, and once tried to impress them by doing a trick, but got so distracted by the way they looked in a swimsuit he lost focus and went flying instead, later begging Babe with puppy dog eyes to kiss him better wherever it hurt, which was everywhere.

Surfer Asher that's used the same surfboard since he was a teen, it was one gifted to him by Gabriel that matches with ones bought for David and Milo. Gabe claimed he just wanted to treat his pack pups, but Asher knows deep down that it was because he knew his family was too broke to ever be able to buy one, and was the kind of person to refuse to let his passion for the waves die.

Surfer Asher that never ever dewaxes his surfboard, which disgusts Milo to no end. One day Milo stole and dewaxed his board for him and Asher acted like he had sacrificed his firstborn child, and didn't forgive him until he made him a full course dinner as an apology.

Asher that after the inversion didn't allow himself near the seashore for months, feeling too guilty to let himself enjoy the waves like he used to. Asher that survived the shades, but was still drained of all life the longer he abstained from the ocean.

It was Babe that took his hands and drove him down to the seashore, that held him as he took quivering steps onto sand so soft it was as if the beach was caressing his wounds and scars, coaxing him back into it's cool embrace. It was Babe that swam out to sea with him and led him into his first barrel in what seemed like years, Babe that 'slipped' right after the lost his balance from sheer giddiness and Babe that swam up to him and tangled their fingers into his sea salted hair as they kissed him hard amidst the waves.

Asher Talbot who has devoted his life to the ocean, whose heart is abeat amidst tides and seafoam, but would give up surfing and ever touching the ocean again in a heartbeat if it was for his lover and for his pack.

[axylotls]

⌕ s͟e͟a͟r͟c͟h͟i͟n͟g axyl's pg . .

⏖　୨୧　ZB1 / 제로베이스원　𓈒 ． gyuvin/ricky dr

ZEROBASEONE (Korean: 제로베이스원) is a co-ed K-pop group based in Seoul, South Korea under MoonSun Entertainment. The twelve members were selected by global audiences through the Mnet survival program "Idol Planet" in early 2023. They made their debut on July 10, 2023, with the extended play (EP) "YOUTH IN THE SHADE" which featured the title track "In Bloom."

Dahlia Rose Quinn (Date of birth: July 4, 2004), known mononymously as DOLLY (Korean: 덜리), is a Korean-Canadian K-pop singer based in Seoul, South Korea under MoonSun Entertainment. She debuted through the Mnet survival program "Idol Planet" in early 2023 and is now a member of the co-ed group, ZEROBASEONE. Dolly is most well known for being versatile, named "The Definition of an Ace."

. . N͟O͟T͟E : when i say korean-canadian, i am strictly referring to my nationality

: ⠀⠀♡ ⠀⠀˖⁠ ⠀⠀( DOLLY / 덜리 facts ⠀)

dolly was born in [ cr hometown ], canada and lived in the city for twelve (12) years before moving to jeju-do, south korea in 2016 –> she moved to seoul in 2022 when she became a trainee under moonsun entertainment

her family consists of her mom, step-dad, and four (4) older step-brothers . . her parents got together in 2006 and married in 2009

dolly's older brothers are much older than her (1989, 1991, 1995, 1998). despite this, they are all very close

she has two cats: a ragdoll named milo and an oriental shorthair named bernice (side note: she will be very upset if you call her baby bernie ugly ㅠㅠ)

her (future) partners are gyuvin and ricky. the three of them met as trainees under moonsun ent. and grew closer throughout their time on idol planet

dolly is one of three female members in zerobaseone, the others being: reverie (reverie voss) & iris (reilly evermore)

she participates a lot in the songwriting & production of zerobaseone's songs. all twelve members have control over what they release and perform

: ⠀⠀♡ ⠀⠀˖⁠ ⠀⠀( 제베원 귭맄 dr posts ⠀)

IDOL PLANET [ 아이돌 플레닛 ] : abt the show

more coming soon . . !

[homewardial]

I love it when the whole gang gets together. Because I don't wait until the kids reach their "birthdays" to age them up, Isla gets to meet her great grandkids.

[mickimagnum]

Devin's Dude Ranch: Episode Five

*the camera pans down to show Echo Valley Ranch, soon after the sun has risen. a rooster crows loudly.*

Devin (voice-over): "Today is my solo date with Handra and I'm really excited to see him. I like our connection. It's comfortable and easy. And we have a lot in common. So, yeah. I can't wait to see what happens between us when we have more time alone together."

Handra (voice-over): "I barely slept last night I was so excited about our date today. I can't believe I get to spend the day with Devin. I don't know what we're going to do, but as long as I'm with her, I know it's going to be fun."

*the next shot opens with Handra approaching Devin. she's waiting for him between two horses, one of which is her horse Gale. Devin is smiling at Handra*

Devin: "Good morning, Handra!"

*Handra beams at Devin*

Handra: "Good morning, beautiful."

*he comes to a stop in front of her and they hug*

Devin (teasingly): "Can you guess what we're doing today?"

*Handra glances at the horses, then looks back to Devin and jokingly scratches his head, as if confused*

Handra: "I was hoping you'd give me a hint."

*Devin lets out a loud laugh, which Handra follows with his own deeper chuckle*

Devin: "Well, I thought we'd go for a ride. And maybe stop for some breakfast along the way."

*their eyes meet and Handra gives her a lopsided grin*

Handra: "I would love that."

Devin: "Alright, great! Let me introduce you my friends here. This gorgeous creature to my left is my horse, Gale. And on my right is the newest addition to the ranch. His name is Bellamy, and he'll be your mount for the day."

*Handra's eyes light up as he looks over Bellamy. He makes he way over and gently runs his hand down the horse's neck*

Handra: "Hey there, big fella. It looks like you and I are going to be pals today."

*Bellamy relaxes his head in Handra's palm and closes his eyes, enjoying the affection*

*Devin smiles to herself, as if making note of how well the horse responds to her date*

*After a few moments of allowing them to bond, Devin speaks up:*

Devin: "You ready to saddle up?"

Handra: "You bet."

*the pair mount their horses and begin on their journey*

*the next shot fades in of Devin and Handra riding along a trail that winds up a desert mountain. Their conversation is indistinct, but it is peppered with laughter and sounds upbeat and playful*

Handra: "A fancy pergola in the middle of nowhere? I feel like that's definitely for us."

*Devin's laughter rings out against surrounding rock walls*

Devin: "You would be correct, sir. Onward!"

Handra: "Yes, ma'am!"

*the pair ride up to the Oasis' pergola and come to a stop.*

Devin: "Well, this is fancy."

*Handra nods in agreement as he leans forward in the saddle and scratches Bellamy's neck*

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

*Stan, Milo, and Houston are around the bar in the kitchen having breakfast*

Milo: "So, what do you think they're doing?"

*Houston puts his fork down, sighs, and presses his finger against his temple as if to stave off a headache*

Houston (dryly): "I'm trying not to think about it."

Milo: "Because it makes you jealous?"

*Houston sits silently for a moment, his jaw clenched, obviously considering whether or not if he was going to answer*

Houston: "Yeah, man."

*Houston picks up his fork and begins shoving the food around on his plate*

*Stan looks on silently as he sips his coffee*

At the Oasis...

*Devin and Handra and now seated at the table under the pergola, enjoying gourmet french toast*

Handra: "I don't know if I told you, but you look amazing today."

*Devin, who just shoved a fork-full of food into her mouth, now hides behind her hand as she chews and begins to blush*

Devin: "Thank you. You do too."

*Handra smiles and and glances shyly down at the table in reply*

Devin: "You handled yourself pretty well on Bellamy on the way up here."

Handra: "I spent some time as a horse trainer, mostly training ponies for kids back home. So, I've had my fair share of time in the saddle."

*Devin cocks an eyebrow*

Devin: "Really? That is so cool! A fellow horse trainer; yet another thing we have in common. You know, I teach riding lessons and most of students are kids. I think getting people involved with horses young is so important."

*Handra smiles at Devin, his eyes shining*

Handra: "That's amazing. And I agree. It creates a lifelong bond and respect that's really, well...magical."

*Devin nods enthusiastically*

Devin: "Yes! Exactly!"

Handra: "You train and sell competition show horses, right?"

*Devin nods*

Devin: "Yeah, that's right. But, I've got a new project I'm working on, too. See, Bellamy's not just any horse that happens to be at my ranch. I plan to breed him with Gale. That's my the next phase: breeding and training highly pedigreed Quarter Horses."

Handra: "Aaahhh. That makes perfect sense. That's exciting for you."

*Devin smiles and cuts another piece of french toast*

Devin: "I think so," *eats the piece she just cut and after she swallows she says:* "So, what about you? What are your plans for the future?"

Handra: "I bought my ranch, but I'm still in the process of really getting it up and running. I guess I'm just having trouble picking a direction of where I want to go with it. I feel like I could make it all work, you know? I'm stuck in a cycle of analysis paralysis, I guess, surrounded by a bunch of half-finished projects and none of them are making me money right now."

Devin: "Maybe you just need to figure out what you're passionate about? What would be worth dragging your *bleep* out of bed every morning at 5am. What you want to bleed for. I mean, you grew up on a farm. You know this life will literally make you bleed."

*they both share a short chuckle*

Handra: "Yeah, I know you're right. It's just harder than I thought it would be. This 'being my own man' and starting my own legacy thing."

Devin: "If it were easy, it wouldn't be worth doing. And honestly, you should be proud of all you've accomplished so far. I mean, we all have rough patches. But, it's how you get over them that really matters."

*Handra smiles up at her*

Handra: "You're really special. You know that?"

*she returns his smile*

Devin: "Thank you. I've just lived an interesting life that has taught me a lot of lessons. Most of them the hard way."

*Handra reaches across the table and takes her hand*

Handra: "I hope to hear all about it some day soon."

*their eyes meet and they smile at each other*

Devin (softly): "We can do that."

*After a brief time lapse, Devin looks to the away and sighs*

Devin: "It's time for us to head back."

*the two then make their way over the horses*

*before they mount, Handra stops Devin, takes her hands, and looks into her eyes*

Handra: "Thank you for an amazing day. And for listening to me and being so kind and supportive. I am so lucky to have been given the opportunity to be here with you. And before we go back, I need you know how much I like you, Devin. I really, really do."

*Devin beams at him*

Devin: "You're welcome. And thank you for an amazing day. I also really like you too, Handra. I'm glad you're here with me."

*Handra then holds Gale steady while Devin mounts*

*Once Devin is in the saddle, she leans down and kisses Handra. It's sudden and catches him by surprise, but he begins to kiss her back, holding onto Gale to steady himself*

*after the kiss, they two separate, look at each other, and burst out into smiles*

*Handra then makes his way over to Bellamy, with a little extra swagger in his step, and mounts*

Devin (to Gale): "Alright, girl. Let's go home."

*as the pair begin the ride home they join hands*

Handra: "Wait, does this mean we're literally riding off into the sunset together?"

Devin: "It's only noon, cowboy."

Handra, in diary room: "After today's date, I now know for a fact that Devin is woman I've been waiting for. She's so kind, and smart. Conversation and just being with her is easy. Everything about her feels right. And...she kissed me...best kiss of my life." *smiles at the floor in recollection*

Devin, in diary room: "I really enjoyed being with Handra today. And when he opened up and was vulnerable...that meant a lot. Every minute of being with him just feels natural. So, yeah, I kissed him," *laughs* "I think I surprised him a bit. But I wanted to shake things up. It was nice. I can't wait to see him again."

Handra submitted by @bloomingkyras Milo submitted by @belsasim Houston submitted by @invisiblequeen James "Stan" submitted by @natolesims

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