#might add more but idk

[mortypone]

“Things to never say to someone who just came out”- Rick and Morty edition🧪💕

Rick

“Yeah? And I like trunk people”

Morty

he tries to supportive okay 😭

Jerry

Summer

Beth

Space Beth

Evil Rick

Evil Morty

Birdperson

Council of Ricks

Mr Nimbus

[kasperhateslife]

Actually funny bits to use for transmasc jokes from a transmasc (mostly about packing)

Transmasc character can't find their packer and ask their partner (or any fitting character idc) and asks "where's MY DICK" and the partner pulls out a annoy character (one the partner probably dislikes or get overwhelmed by) and says "them?"

Transmasc character looses packer again. Partner (or any fitting character) asks "what's wrong?" And transmasc says "I can't find my cock!" And partner pulls out a chicken.

One character is menstruating and transmasc character (that doesn't have their period anymore) says "I once had those too... Would you like me too get you anything?"

[wolfythewitch]

Kayne

[sabertoothwalrus]

this comic is close to hitting 100k 😵 so I made zines to hand out to friends

[specshroom]

MAGICAL COERCION LADIES AND GERMS.

★A God who uses you as a vessel to indulge in mortal debauchery.

★ A Witch putting you under her spell and making you her servant.

★ Alien scientist giving you alien fruit that numbs your brain and molds you into the perfect pet.

★ Vampire hypnotising you so you undress, present your neck and beg them to feed from you.

★ Evil royal who curses you to be their mindless body guard but quickly discovers other uses for you.

★ Monster plant that implants it's seed deep inside you and compels you to spread it's seed to others with it's strong aphrodisiac.

★ A Naga trancing you with their eyes and keeping you as their mate.

★ Telepath who whispers filthy thoughts into your head and pretends like you're the dirty one for getting turned on.

What's the term for this??

Magical coercion??

Hypnokink but not really??

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[bunnyjesters]

the part where they kiss

prev - first

[saintaviator]

PISTOL PARDNERS

original image under cut :3!

[rachiebeee]

they are best friends and siblings and i love them both so dearly. featuring piercings bc i stand strong in my belief that they would

[morpinaround]

throws this au at you and runs away

calling it Delicious in DSMP

[surreal-duck]

some business to take care of

[zondearts]

GoG au leoneed

[milf-harrington]

hi i wrote a short little something inspired by this post bc it wouldn't leave my head

season 2 canon divergence, in the aftermath of Steve being taken in by Hopper (don't ask me why it's happened, bc i dont know it's just how the story took shape in my head)

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Steve was pulling a pizza out of the oven when El drifted into the kitchen, bumping hear head against his arm like one of the Henderson's cats. Her hair was starting to curl at the ends, longer than when he'd met her.

"Can you please tell Hop to go to the store? We are out of Eggo's."

She was already holding the walkie when he turned to give her a look, eyes wide and quietly expectant in that intense way of hers. He rolled his eyes, sucking pizza sauce off his knuckle as he reached for the walkie.

They had a quiet stare-off as he held the button down.

"Hey Hop, you there? Over."

Soft static buzzed through the speaker as El leaned further into him, turning her gaze away to inspect the pizza, before Hopper's voice came through with a crackle.

"I'm working." A pause, and then a reluctant: "Over."

He and Hopper shared a similar opinion on walkie-talkie etiquette, but the kids were insistent so they did their best. El looked from the walkie and back to Steve without blinking. He sighed a short laugh. Pressed the button again.

"Jane needs you to go to the store. Over." Better to use her other name if he was working.

"Eggo's?"

"Eggo's."

Satisfied that her demand request had been passed on, El slipped out of the kitchen and plopped down in front of the tv, crossing her legs underneath her as the screen flickered to life. The remote remained untouched on the bench. She wiped her nose with her sleeve.

"Well, I currently have an 18 year old in the back of my car and I'll have to run him to the station first." Another pause. "-ucks sake, over."

The words fell out of his mouth without any real thought, a years worth of comfort in himself dissolving any filter he might've had. "Is he cute?"

The walkie crackled. Steve wanted to smack himself in the head with it.

"My son wants to know if you're cute."

Oh, he was going to kill him, even if he did feel warm and fuzzy over being called Hops' son.

"Uh, I want to say yes, sir?"

There was a second of loud laughter before the walkie cut off and Steve pressed it to his forehead in silent mortification. From the living area, canned laughter from Happy Days burst out of the speakers like the universe was mocking him.

When he looked up, El was smiling at the screen in bemused wonder, colours flashing across her face.

He cleared his throat, eyes shut as he held down the button again. "Please remember the Eggo's on your way home, we're having pizza. Over and out."

He pressed the antenna down for his own dramatics, before quickly pulling it back out again so he could be reached for emergencies.

It wasn't that big a deal, it's not like he'd ever actually meet whoever had been in the car.

[bloodyfries]

I headcanon that sometimes certain things will trigger very vivid flashbacks to Shen Qingqiu's (Shen Yuan's) past world.

One second he's navigating an unusually dense crowd of people during some kind of festival; the next second hes walking in a big city (we'll say Shanghai just bc) with all the lights and the people

He descending the stairs in a stone tower (probably some investigation about people in a nearby village going missing) and the next thing he knows he's in the stairwell in his apartment because the elevator broke

He splashes water on his face one morning and for a second he's back in his apartment's bathroom. His vision blury because he doesn't have his glasses, not just because he has water in his eyes

One day he's getting lectured about without a cure by Mu Qingfang, he blinks and his martial brother is suddenly a modern doctor (yes I head cannon sy as having a clinical illness like most of the fandom)

He's pouring over documents and paperwork with Binghe and suddenly he's studying for exams (or doing hw) with his college roommate

I think a lot about this

[albireon]

When it fired, I felt it die... like I was dying. I was scared.

[dotssu3]

dogboy laios :3