#might add more to this

[bloodyfries]

I headcanon that sometimes certain things will trigger very vivid flashbacks to Shen Qingqiu's (Shen Yuan's) past world.

One second he's navigating an unusually dense crowd of people during some kind of festival; the next second hes walking in a big city (we'll say Shanghai just bc) with all the lights and the people

He descending the stairs in a stone tower (probably some investigation about people in a nearby village going missing) and the next thing he knows he's in the stairwell in his apartment because the elevator broke

He splashes water on his face one morning and for a second he's back in his apartment's bathroom. His vision blury because he doesn't have his glasses, not just because he has water in his eyes

One day he's getting lectured about without a cure by Mu Qingfang, he blinks and his martial brother is suddenly a modern doctor (yes I head cannon sy as having a clinical illness like most of the fandom)

He's pouring over documents and paperwork with Binghe and suddenly he's studying for exams (or doing hw) with his college roommate

I think a lot about this

[obzessed]

HP characters : powerpoint presentation headcanon

This is so random but here is how I imagine marauders' era characters doing a powerpoint presentation

The Marauders

Do over the top presentations, (down to using costumes, yes) would make the wildest powerpoint (too many colors because they can’t agree on anything)

They make it really fun and entertaining tho

use the airplane (flying broom ??) transition, except the airplane is on fire for some reason

indian drama level of presentation

Will Not stop giggling and interrupting each other

Jocks in middle school vibe, but they’re actually really smart

here to clown and have a laugh

generally get a high grade but get points deducted for clarity and taking too damn long

Severus Snape (+bonus Lily Evans)

In a solo presentation, Severus would make perfect, pristine presentation

King of bullet points

University standards powerpoints

only uses peer reviewed articles

always criticizes said peer reviewed articles

Never uses notes, but doesn't look the audience in the eyes ever

Doesn't look at the audience period

He's not shy, he doesn't even do it consciously

Extremely complicated subjects, Will Not Dumb It Down For You

If anyone has a question, will look at them as if they’re the biggest idiot in the room

The type to explain by simply reformulating what he just said

If they still don’t understand either sighs dramatically and moves on, or sighs dramatically and start drawing on the board, speaking veeeryyyyy slowly, you let me know where I lost you idiot fellow classmate

Actually explains really well when he puts in some effort, has this clean cut way of decomposing each problem and detailing each point, then tying it all back together that makes it really easy to follow

writing on the board and drawing legitimately helps him lay out his thought process

the condescension is just a plus

Type of presentation that is objectively very good and interesting and well thought out but like. no one cares. bring back the airplane transitions.

For a few people sufficiently advanced and interested and who actually understand what he’s talking about, (and who are not rebuked by his style and general attitude), it’s a v good presentation

Positive : Always adds something new and generally brings really pertinent arguments, genuinely passionate about what he’s talking about

Teachers pick up on his fast out of the box thinking and surprising creativity

his powerpoint design is a little depresso, no colors except to highlight important words

very minimalist and to the point

Regulus argues every point of his presentation

Academic rivals to lovers frfr

Gets point deducted for his attitude and his “lack of enthusiasm”

NOW Severus + Lily = best of both worlds, get an O everytime

Lily always insists on using canva (their pwp designs are so cute)

overall they balance each other really well

I feel like Lily would get a little giggly if she fumbles

The marauders would def shout “boring” and giggle like middleschoolers at the back of the class during Snape's presentation

Snape's ability to remain unfazed in the face of bs stems from there

God help them all if they get paired up for a presentation

Marauders + Severus

Snape would have to settle for at least one airplane transition

It would become a war of adding and deleting each other's progress on the pwp design

they split it in two but they try to gain terrain on the other's part like in Clash of Clan

They are at WAR

“I am a commander in battle and your slides are but a village on a map” James Potter

“Fuck you” Severus Snape

“Go jump off an airplane if you like them so much”

Somehow the presentation is even more chaotic than the previous one

passive aggressively asks the other to click on the next slide

always takes the other's question just as they're about to speak

If Snape sees a single one of them look at their notes for too long it's on sight (RIP Pettigrew)

Bc Fuck if he's gonna lose points over this

best or worst grade

lots of brain cells

Teacher tried to make the braincells hold hands but the brain cells are Enemies

[isolationstreet]

Thorn my beloved

[riverkingmarley]

Eidolon’s character is about how assigning humans a value inevitability leads to sacrificing lives for an arbitrarily “more important” goal.

[semicleanblanket]

This is my interpretation of Watcher Pearl but be prepared I haven’t watched all of evo yet

Instead of the Watchers just taking Grian from the end and leaving they take him to spawn to show the rest of the evolutionists that he’s going with them and that the evolutionists are kicked out of spawn

this of course angers all the players but most of all Pearl, this leads to her getting so angry she attacks the Watchers and manages to kill one

this causes the Watchers to fear her and decide to take her with them to prevent her from attacking them anymore

so then both Grian and Pearl are taken to the Watchers realm and forced to become Watchers Grian of course try’s to go against them the most and always gets in trouble but Pearl learns that if she gets in trouble it’s a worse punishment (because they want her to stay in line so she doesn’t go crazy and kill them all. side note she doesn’t know she’s powerful enough to do that much damage ) so she plays by their rules and advances in the lessons faster then Grian

this leads to only her knowing how to open portals to servers and so when Pearl and Grian try to escape she doesn’t tell him that in order to make sure they don’t follow them she has to stay behind and manually close and lock the portal to the server they go to so she pushes Grian in (to season 6 of hermitcraft)and closes it leaving her to the will the of the Watchers, this leads to some very very bad punishments

I haven’t thought this far yet so somehow Grian gets her out or she finds a way out and they reunite at season 8 of hermitcraft both very traumatized but alive

[kissyck]

some random rudy facts no one asked for under the cut🫶🏼✨

He’s 25 years old, birthday is April 17, aries (though he doesn’t care much about astrology) He does know quite a bit about astrology though because one of his close friends is veryyyy into it.

He’s been a wheelchair user since he was 13. He had a spinal cord injury from a car accident and is paralysed from the waist down.

He LOVES bugs/reptiles/amphibians so much. literally will not stop talking about them if you allow him to. He has multiple terrariums in his room. He was definitely the kid that dug in the dirt to play with bugs (always gently though!)

He collects bug/reptile/amphibian Littlest Pet Shops.

He goes to the gym frequently, his go to workout is the boxing punching bag.

He loves Scream and has multiple Ghostface tattoos.

His favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip (which his friends lovingly pick on him for).

[apollolovescheesecak]

we aren’t speaking.

a good omens poem, through aziraphales pov.

my heart cries out for yesteryear, when you first tempted me at the gates of eden.

the aching melancholy and the absence of you both beg the same question. where did all the memories go?

caught in the forefront of my mind, enveloping me with wings of nostalgia, the same wings that sheltered me during that starstorm when i looked into your eyes, overflowing with joy the same way a glass overflows with water. 

your eyes, your hips, your way of speaking, all the same yet so unique in the way you presented yourself to me. the very personification of sin itself, yet your body and words were more holy than god herself. 

we traveled through the years, always pulled together in an ineffable sort of fashion. the way we followed each other was more faithful than the priest to the temple, each of us both the worshipper and the worshiped. our companionship ran deeper than the eyes you cast to me, as yellow and golden as the love we had.

the extreme of the blacks and whites of our mortality blend into a gray ocean of blurred lines, all good and evil mixed together to create the flaws and strengths of humanity incarnate. light and dark hues exist inside said ocean, but mellow and dulled. through your eyes, true evil and good do not exist, context the only value judging the grayscale, as impossible as it seemed to me at the time.

 i see, now, the world is truly a menagerie of color and hue only to be compared to the fruits and fauna of the garden of eden, tragically and forevermore judged by colorblind eyes, our minds so inclined to point out the extremes instead of the subtle.

we never spoke about it, the simple truth of the fact we loved each other was a spirit, invisible and never quite enough proof to others that it existed, but nevertheless still hanging thick in the air. 

the vastness of your affection and availability to me, and i to you, was more meaningful than any words alone. our avoidance of our true feelings was both the highest blessing, and the most torturous curse. 

i wish i could tell you. i wish i could go back in time to tell you how much i need you, truly and deeply,  the other half of me. my light cannot exist without your shadow, my sin cannot exist without your salvation. how i want to kiss you, not in an act of desperation and destruction, hoping it will bring you back to me, but in an act of kindness and mercy, knowing you are already there, willing to spend your last second by my side.

you are my best friend, my lover, a stranger and my enemy all at once. the words our relationship required to be described and understood, are hidden away from me, locked in a book in the tightest safe in my mind. 

i’ve already forgiven you. i’ve forgiven most everyone i know. the only person that remains to be forgiven is myself. i can only hope that someday, you may forgive me.

but we aren’t speaking.

inspired by dreams i’ve had with these word in them, and the poems (mostly “do you remember��) of @ineffabildaddy. it’s been a while since i’ve written poetry so i hope you guys like it!

[villaincock]

thinks about skyfire/sunstorm au where sunstorm is found on an uncharted planet by skyfire.

skyfire finds him when he sees a shimmering light inside an enormous clear crystal… sunstorm is inside, seemingly crystallized on purpose. when skyfires optics adjust, he sees that a cybertronian form is trapped within it, though they look serene. asleep.

skyfire gets sunstorm out, though sunstorms body is fizzling with light and heat, and he is still asleep. skyfire notices signs of irradiation; the seemingly melted bits of his plating, the holes in his wings, the glow haloing his entire body… skyfire is wary, not touching him at all once he’s out

however, the crystal seems to have reacted to sunstorms radiation, absorbing a lot of it but not all of it

skyfire doesnt know what to do, until sunstorms optics shutter open

sunstorm smiles gently when he sees skyfire, who recoils when he awakens…

“be not afraid”

[yonker-tonker]

Bored. List of tfs whether they would wear pads/tampons/diva cup

Optimus: pads, uses tampons often though. Hes not choosy imo (v consistent cycle w the matrix given 2-3 day period)

Elita-1: tampon if shes working out but pads when shes chilling

Moonracer: tampons. wears them hotdog style

Bumblebee: tampon. Hes too active for anything else

Megatron: pads. He'd be weird about tampons and afraid of diva cups (he wont admit that)

Hot Rod/Rodimus: tampon. Either deeply unafraid of spillage or paranoid about it. also thinks you have to leave the syringe inside too.

Arcee: tampon

Springer: pads. Weirded out by diva cups

Nightbird: she doesn't have that.

Shadow: he's a box.

Grimlock: pad (same for most dinobots, they buy in bulk)

Slash: pads (dinobot stash) and tampons separately

Ratchet: tampons, but he really doesn't care what he uses. Near menopause

Wheeljack: diva cup. With his experiments, I think he's caught both his tampons and pads on fire one too many times

Kup: post menopause. Wore pads (will tell you his period stories)

Soundwave: pads

Shockwave: diva cup

Wheelie: pads by necessity (stuck on quintessa) 100% thinks he's dying on his first period then forgets about it afterwards. The next month he thinks the quints did something to him until Gnaw explains what a period is

Blurr: pads. Hes too afraid of toxic shock

Rung: post menopause. Wears diva cups for fun

Megaempress: I think she willed herself out of periods. She feels like the type

Flowspade: pads and tampon at the same time

Lunaclub: tampons. Definitely steals from her sisters stash

Moonheart: pads. Because her sister takes all her tampons

Trickdiamond: diva cup.

Starscream: both tampon and pad at the same time. Hes paranoid about it. He also lies about having periods. (Irregular cycles but they hit him really hard)

Skywarp: tampons but hes not choosy. also doesn't wear them correctly

Thundercracker: pads. Afraid of toxic shock

Scrounge: pads by necessity. If I remember his circumstances correctly

[kathyrealmstales]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that GL!Ranboo can't have any solid foods, even if they were able to escape, cuz that mask got to be difficult to take off, and they would not trust anyone to do it for them.

No burgers for them I guess-

:(

[softplushiee]

hii my intro ,,

also !! i’m not the best with conversations so sorry if i sound a bit off ?? if we interact

[corvid-language-library]

Tomorrow's to-do list

(Optional, if I'm not too tired and the weather's not horrendous (unlikely)) Go for a walk

Supermarket run

Yoga

Shower

Pick up/put away clothes

Laundry

^Hang it up to dry

Hoover

Catch up on My Hero Academia

Play Pokemon

Listening practice

Write-in

(If I have the energy (unlikely)) Change bedsheets

[frostywisp]

the one thing that's always painful about fate/grand order is how all the servants you summon have (probably/likely) absolutely no memories of what happens in the singularities/lostbelts. the lostbelts esp so since the writing got such much better and the emotional impact jus hits harrd- and since all the servants wldnt be the lostbelt counterparts or anythn, even if it's "why da heck do u hv this name and not ur trueTrue Name" Tam Lin Gawain, they won't rmb what happened (and for the most part, they stay pretty on course with this idea) iirc og Da Vinci made a Spirit Origin case thing where it recorded all the memories n stuff of the Spirit Origins in Chaldea, so all the servants summoned would have the knowledge (and to some extent personalities?) of their previous summon, but we've seen b4 tht it doesn't extend to stuff like Sanson's death, sooooooooooo i wonder what exactly it does

[pixavix]

Reasons why i live laugh love america sometimes

• Welch fruit snacks

• iFly

• Lady Gaga

• Captain Underpants

[weewoow-20706030]

The batfam trauma candy salad would go absolutely insane.

Dick: Hi. I'm Dick Grayson and when I was 8 I watched my parents fall to their death in front of me, then I had to move away from everything I love and spend the rest of my life in some weird American city. And I brought the sour gummy worms.

Jason: This is so stupid- my mother used to kick me out when he drug dealer would come over so I didn't see her spending our very small amount of money on drugs.

Steph *off screen*: what did you bring?

Jason: nerds.

Cass: I was raised to be a weapon, a murderer. I brought peach rings.

Steph: I'm Steph and My dad was an alcoholic who thought he could go head to head with batman and outdo the riddler. And I brought Reese's pieces.

Tim: I'm Timothy Drake Wayne and I had left the house to try and find some guy before he killed my dad, just for him to kill my dad when I was gone. I brought sour rainbow strips.

Duke: My parents are in a mental ward, high on joker toxin. No one knows if they'll ever get better. And I got m&m's.

Damian: I am a highly trained assassin and-

Steph: cut. Cut. Damian. Civilian identities. Ok. Restart.

Damian: My mother randomly dropped me on some weird man's doorstep when I was ten. I brought rock candy.