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accidentally got obsessed with another middle aged woman :/
#alex vause#oitnb#oitnb fanart#alex vause fanart#orange is the new black#middle aged women <3#babygirl pose#lunarzomb art
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Oh yeah another ouaw doodle dump 🗣️🗣️
Ft some gender swapped Gideon and kremys (kremy is wearing a wig I swear im not stupid Ik she wouldn’t be able to grow hair 🙏🙏)
Also gideons shirt in the first one was one of my friends ideas
#I LOVE TWIG TOADSPRING GRAHHHHHH#:3#shh gender swapped Gideon has no idea about the lipstick marks don’t tell her#I heart drawing big strong women I feel like I’ve mentioned this before#anyways Gideons chains are the bane of my existence#middle aged women yuri (everyone cheers)#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#Gideon coal#morning frost#gricko Grimgrin#twig toadspring#pigtunia#genderswapped#“idk how to draw kremy’’ I say posting my 200th Kremy drawing of the week#also ngl I didn’t want to do an entire genderswap kremy design so it’s just regular kremy with a wig and lipstick instead of a mustache#and eyelashes#bc eyelashes=girl duh#oh and a tie instead of a bow tie! idk why! fun!
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Minthara’s gravelly supervillain chuckle lives in my head rent free
#am I not immune to the allure of evil middle aged women#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#minthara baenre#Minthara
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Noir is the type to poetically monologue about a man from his youth that "had he been a dame, we would have been lovers" with such dramatic intensity you'd think he was talking about the love of his life
But then if someone asked Noir anything suggesting that he's attracted to men, he'd dismiss it like "Now don't get me wrong, that crowd is fine by me, but I'm not a homosexual. I like dames too much, haha."
And it drives the modern spider kids fucking CRAZY. They want to shake him and scream "BISEXUAL!!!" so bad but oh god he's wearing headphones, he can't hear them, oh my god 😨
#i DO think he has a strong preference for women but a lot of that preference comes from internalized homophobia and/or sheer ignorance#he's genuinely like “i know im sweet on dames so fact of the matter is i cant be homosexual” and he's so wrong#middle aged bisexual men who still haven't figured out that they're queer my beloved <3#spider noir#spiderman noir#peter benjamin parker#into the spiderverse#itsv#itsv noir#across the Spiderverse#atsv noir#Spiderverse#Spiderverse 2#spider speaks
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Jennifer Coolidge and Michelle Yeoh winning their first Golden Globe at 60 and 61!!! A true inspiration 👑
#jennifer coolidge#michelle yeoh#everything everywhere all at once#white lotus#golden globes 2023#golden globe 2023#golden globes#and the winner is#celebrities#actress#middle aged women#asian actress#asian women#white lotus season 2#female celebs#what a queen <3#queens#happy for them#life isn't over at 30!
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I like to draw and play
#a little bit of sorta middle aged Leon in the mix :3#the rest is all re2#Resident Evil#Resident Evil 2 remake#re2 remake#re2 claire#re2 leon#claire redfield#leon kennedy#yayyyyy I like women yayyyyy
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I know basically nothing about rowena, but I now finally get what people mean about shipping things aesthetically. because what do you MEAN love of my life sam winchester, 6”4, deeply damaged but lovely straight white dude-man, has a cute, interesting and disgustingly tragic relationship with A TINY GINGER SCOTTISH WITCH WHO’S THE MOTHER OF A RECURRING VILLAIN AND PLAYED BY AN ACTRESS WHO’S OLDER THAN HIM????? WHAT??? I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
like what is this. I love it. I’m obsessed. enemies to friends to lovers, height difference, age difference, and just generally UNCONVENTIONAL AS FUCK for a straight ship??? spectacular gimme fourteen of em right now
#I have a real thing about older women / mothers being put in situations reserved traditionally for young conventionally attractive women.#don’t get me wrong ruth connell is GORGEOUS but like do you know what I mean?? I just love it so much#give me middle aged woman yuri or a mum as the main character or in this case a mum shipped with the conventional white boy lead#and I will EAT. IT. UP.#BRO IS NOT NORMAL ABOUT THAT MARGINALLY OLDER WOMAN!!#anyway point is I’m excited to get to her in the show :3 I fear I will love them extremely dearly#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#rowena macleod#samwena#sam x rowena#also sam is my favourite character and I don’t personally see him as any flavour of queer but I want someone interesting to ship him with#as hard as I ship dean with cas and with benny#like I need the same level of insanity about it and the canon (and non canon tbh) sam ships currently just don’t do that for me at all#so yeah I’m very excited for samwena :3
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Me, wondering what it is that makes me so drawn to Agatha All Along: What’s so special about this one??
Me, realizing the cast is all women (most of them middle aged) and one queer teenager: there it is.
#I have 3 types#middle aged women who could kill me#gay men#fictional men written by women#oh and Viggo Mortensen specifically as Aragorn#agatha all along
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*puts my fingers to my forehead like a psychic levitating pennies* siffrin is 28 odile is 43 isa is 24 mira is 22 bonnie is 11 nille is 20
#mira learns nille's age and freaks out that she's only two years younger than her. not even a full two even.#nille ran away when bonnie was 4 and nille was freshly 14#siffrin is my age bc why not <3#odile is solidly middle age but not as old as she makes herself out as#isa is the age where you're two years out of college and go shit this is just the rest of my life now huh#mirabelle is the age where you're like oh god everyone else is graduating college right now but not me#obvs neither of these are literally true but it's the vibes of the age to me#idr odile's WoI age for sure. i recall 40-50 but it coulda been more specific in which case i'm sorry women#isat#thoughts about the whole family#thoughts#thoughts about siffrin#thoughts about mirabelle#thoughts about isabeau#thoughts about odile#thoughts about bonnie#thoughts about nille
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silly Misty Monday alert!!
#misty moday#misty quigley#Yellowjackets#yellowjackets fanart#misty quigley fanart#my silly gal#middle aged women <3#lunarzomb art
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WHATEVER… i’m posting her separately from my last post. minthara filipiniaña. minthara filipiniaña. MINTHARA FILIPINIAÑA. if you even care…
#LOOK AT HER#i’m normal#i’m so normal#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 minthara#minthara#minthara baenre#SHE’S FILIPINO#GOD BLESS THE PHILIPPINES#middle aged woman with questionable morals#i love evil women#please listen#please please please#she’s so#FUCK YOU#FILIPINO BEAM#filipiniana#bg3 fanart
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I really thought I was going to make it out of Baldur’s Gate 3 without falling in love with an unromanable and largely irrelevant side character, but Nine Fingers Keene did me in.
#why is it always the mean middle aged women#she’d give me nothing and I’d love it#we’re not gonna talk about Mizora#this isn’t about her#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 shitpost#nine fingers keene#bg3 Nine fingers Keene
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amelia does see gender as a prison but in a socioeconomicpolitical way given her time period and what she experiences
#like imagine. u cannot vote. u inherit the family business. u cant join any society or make laws or grease palms to get them passed.#the men who saw u grow up and treated ur father w respect still treat u like a child. no one takes you seriously. you're too rough#around the edges to be 'a lady' but you will never be accepted by the men. can't sit and smoke and talk business with men after dinners#can't sit and talk with the women because their realm is not yours. in some weird middle ground seeing a door that was always open for your#father firmly shut for you. not one or the other but something inbetween and nothing has caught up to you.#there were abt 2? maybe 3 heiresses like this in the gilded age. i think out of all 3 only 1 personally managed her company#🕊️❝ out of redemption ( ooc. )
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Haters call eleven straight Doctor because he’s attracted to older women, when his type is clearly just morally questionable people who look middle-aged (he calls Churchill “dear,” don’t forget. he never calls Amy or Clara that. Churchill is in the same category as River and the TARDIS).
#haters like it when ten makes fun of Jackie’s age and says she’s rose aged 50 years (like she's not closer in age to DT than Billie) :|#eleven has the least moral backbone of any nuwho doctor I cant lie. I mean he fucked Winston Churchill!!!#eleventh doctor#words by seaweed#dw negativity#this isnt negativity abt anyone specific im just posting this because its true and also Ive seen rising eleven hate this past month so like#also im not saying every person who ever called eleven straight hates older women- some ppl just have a headcanon and that’s okay :) :) :)#but well. all them who say 11's the “ONLY” straight doctor in order to slander (esp them comparing to some fuckboy doctors I might name)-#their misogyny+ageism is showing. and it is really. really. :|#(not that any doctor is textually straight. im just sayin)#eleven's NOT straight. he's just horrny for his wife. <3#bi4bi icons! eleven w the android boyfriend <3 river w the second wife <3 eleven w the Rory kissing <3 both w more non-straight stuff in EU#tho river's bisexuality bein more referenced in the fandom- well I get that. river is perfect <3#but back to eleven- lets be real- we all heard the way he said to the hide creature “big boy” damn#river song#tasha lem#winston churchill#who thinks he bagged Nixon too even after expressing disapproval#that one creature from hide#that one sexy fish in vampires of venice#idris#not that idris was middle aged! but she was a good chunk of years older than matt smith
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I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3
#rat rambles#for the record I have not played limbus company nor do I plan to but the cast is rly good and I know a lot of ppl vouch for it#let it be known if I ever do get around to reading limbus stuff I will become obsessed with outis shes so me bait#youre telling me shes a middle aged woman a war criminal and a bootlicker? sign me the fuck up#I <3 crusty dusty women who suck ass#also ofc don is also the beloved but thats a given#the real question would be which of the other limbus women would comsume my life#because theyre all contenders for characters that could make me go insane. for better or for worse.#also reason number 500 that everyone I know should play these games is that its sooooo fun to make project moon ocs#ofc I and I imagine most ppl mostly make nugget ocs (aka your employees and combat units in the first two games)#but like its just fun to make ocs in this world in general#the worldbuilding of this game is like 90% built on 'would that be fucked up or what?' and I adore it for that#theyll just be like yeah theres a whole faction that follows these things called prescripts which can range from super simple stuff to#literally impossible stuff and if you aren't able to follow them you will be killed and theres a guy whos job it is to hand them out and he#has to routinely inform people to their face that they have to destroy their lives or die and it eventually breaks him#and you go ok cool Im still not over the teleporting trains that dont actually instantly teleport but instead travel through pocket#dimensions over the course of thousands of years during which the passengers can be injured and mangled and feel pain but not die and it's#not uncommon for whole societies to be formed in them but once they arrive to their destination the state of all the passengers is#perfectly reverted back to their state uppon entering leading to them being none the wiser of anything that had previously happened to them#and they go yeah haha we liked love town too anyways wanna watch this robot have another mental breakdown#and you go fuck yeah and get your ass handed to you
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gross man fully swore at me (us) (lydia and a friend) bc we weren’t really laughing at his shitass jokes like ok be funny then
#and for the next like three acts/intros people had to stroke his little ego#like girl it was simply not that serious. i chuckled i gave a polite smile at first but then the jokes were truly just. bad#haha fat women haha masking haha this woman i had sex with. grow a pair#abby talks#he said smth abt not looking at him with that fucking face. bro don’t get up in front of an audience if u can’t handle a girl not laughing#at u let alone if i were actively booing more#and like we should’ve killed him to be clear like skinned him alive#and i hope he felt that way when the funny and charming middle aged fat woman got many many more laughs than he did. bc well she was really#funny and didn’t suck ass <3
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