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lunarzomb · 2 years ago

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silly Misty Monday alert!!

#misty moday #misty quigley #Yellowjackets #yellowjackets fanart #misty quigley fanart #my silly gal #middle aged women <3 #lunarzomb art

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weirdglassthing · 3 months ago

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Oh yeah another ouaw doodle dump 🗣️🗣️

Ft some gender swapped Gideon and kremys (kremy is wearing a wig I swear im not stupid Ik she wouldn’t be able to grow hair 🙏🙏)

Also gideons shirt in the first one was one of my friends ideas

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matronminthara · 5 months ago

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Minthara’s gravelly supervillain chuckle lives in my head rent free

#am I not immune to the allure of evil middle aged women #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #minthara baenre #Minthara

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brown-spider · 1 year ago

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Noir is the type to poetically monologue about a man from his youth that "had he been a dame, we would have been lovers" with such dramatic intensity you'd think he was talking about the love of his life

But then if someone asked Noir anything suggesting that he's attracted to men, he'd dismiss it like "Now don't get me wrong, that crowd is fine by me, but I'm not a homosexual. I like dames too much, haha."

And it drives the modern spider kids fucking CRAZY. They want to shake him and scream "BISEXUAL!!!" so bad but oh god he's wearing headphones, he can't hear them, oh my god 😨

#i DO think he has a strong preference for women but a lot of that preference comes from internalized homophobia and/or sheer ignorance #he's genuinely like “i know im sweet on dames so fact of the matter is i cant be homosexual” and he's so wrong #middle aged bisexual men who still haven't figured out that they're queer my beloved <3 #spider noir #spiderman noir #peter benjamin parker #into the spiderverse #itsv #itsv noir #across the Spiderverse #atsv noir #Spiderverse #Spiderverse 2 #spider speaks

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true-bluesargent · 6 months ago

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they need to get to benedict's bridgerton season asap because they are running out of things to do with him. last season he was doing the whole artist thing but that has now been abandoned? and now he is chasing a widowed milf? ok.

#bridgerton #he is not even the b plot at the point he's like the g plot #just playing cards with his little siblings and having sex with middle aged women #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton spoilers #theyre wasting their best character sorry!#more screentime of him and pf eloise please

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madeleineengland · 2 years ago

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Jennifer Coolidge and Michelle Yeoh winning their first Golden Globe at 60 and 61!!! A true inspiration 👑

#jennifer coolidge #michelle yeoh #everything everywhere all at once #white lotus #golden globes 2023 #golden globe 2023 #golden globes #and the winner is #celebrities #actress #middle aged women #asian actress #asian women #white lotus season 2 #female celebs #what a queen <3 #queens #happy for them #life isn't over at 30!

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theresnothingcruviswithme · 2 months ago

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Me, wondering what it is that makes me so drawn to Agatha All Along: What’s so special about this one??

Me, realizing the cast is all women (most of them middle aged) and one queer teenager: there it is.

#I have 3 types #middle aged women who could kill me #gay men #fictional men written by women #oh and Viggo Mortensen specifically as Aragorn #agatha all along

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thepunkmuppet · 28 days ago

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I know basically nothing about rowena, but I now finally get what people mean about shipping things aesthetically. because what do you MEAN love of my life sam winchester, 6”4, deeply damaged but lovely straight white dude-man, has a cute, interesting and disgustingly tragic relationship with A TINY GINGER SCOTTISH WITCH WHO’S THE MOTHER OF A RECURRING VILLAIN AND PLAYED BY AN ACTRESS WHO’S OLDER THAN HIM????? WHAT??? I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

like what is this. I love it. I’m obsessed. enemies to friends to lovers, height difference, age difference, and just generally UNCONVENTIONAL AS FUCK for a straight ship??? spectacular gimme fourteen of em right now

#I have a real thing about older women / mothers being put in situations reserved traditionally for young conventionally attractive women.#don’t get me wrong ruth connell is GORGEOUS but like do you know what I mean?? I just love it so much #give me middle aged woman yuri or a mum as the main character or in this case a mum shipped with the conventional white boy lead #and I will EAT. IT. UP.#BRO IS NOT NORMAL ABOUT THAT MARGINALLY OLDER WOMAN!!#anyway point is I’m excited to get to her in the show :3 I fear I will love them extremely dearly #spn #supernatural #sam winchester #rowena macleod #samwena #sam x rowena #also sam is my favourite character and I don’t personally see him as any flavour of queer but I want someone interesting to ship him with #as hard as I ship dean with cas and with benny #like I need the same level of insanity about it and the canon (and non canon tbh) sam ships currently just don’t do that for me at all #so yeah I’m very excited for samwena :3

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beneathsilverstars · 4 months ago

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*puts my fingers to my forehead like a psychic levitating pennies* siffrin is 28 odile is 43 isa is 24 mira is 22 bonnie is 11 nille is 20

#mira learns nille's age and freaks out that she's only two years younger than her. not even a full two even.#nille ran away when bonnie was 4 and nille was freshly 14 #siffrin is my age bc why not <3 #odile is solidly middle age but not as old as she makes herself out as #isa is the age where you're two years out of college and go shit this is just the rest of my life now huh #mirabelle is the age where you're like oh god everyone else is graduating college right now but not me #obvs neither of these are literally true but it's the vibes of the age to me #idr odile's WoI age for sure. i recall 40-50 but it coulda been more specific in which case i'm sorry women #isat #thoughts about the whole family #thoughts #thoughts about siffrin #thoughts about mirabelle #thoughts about isabeau #thoughts about odile #thoughts about bonnie #thoughts about nille

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lunarzomb · 2 years ago

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accidentally got obsessed with another middle aged woman :/

#alex vause #oitnb #oitnb fanart #alex vause fanart #orange is the new black #middle aged women <3 #babygirl pose #lunarzomb art

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coldtortelloni · 7 months ago

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WHATEVER… i’m posting her separately from my last post. minthara filipiniaña. minthara filipiniaña. MINTHARA FILIPINIAÑA. if you even care…

#LOOK AT HER #i’m normal #i’m so normal #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 minthara #minthara #minthara baenre #SHE’S FILIPINO #GOD BLESS THE PHILIPPINES #middle aged woman with questionable morals #i love evil women #please listen #please please please #she’s so #FUCK YOU #FILIPINO BEAM #filipiniana #bg3 fanart

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thehistoriccemetery · 10 months ago

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I really thought I was going to make it out of Baldur’s Gate 3 without falling in love with an unromanable and largely irrelevant side character, but Nine Fingers Keene did me in.

#why is it always the mean middle aged women #she’d give me nothing and I’d love it #we’re not gonna talk about Mizora #this isn’t about her #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #nine fingers keene #bg3 Nine fingers Keene

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seaweedstarshine · 5 months ago

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Haters call eleven straight Doctor because he’s attracted to older women, when his type is clearly just morally questionable people who look middle-aged (he calls Churchill “dear,” don’t forget. he never calls Amy or Clara that. Churchill is in the same category as River and the TARDIS).

#haters like it when ten makes fun of Jackie’s age and says she’s rose aged 50 years (like she's not closer in age to DT than Billie) :|#eleven has the least moral backbone of any nuwho doctor I cant lie. I mean he fucked Winston Churchill!!!#eleventh doctor #words by seaweed #dw negativity #this isnt negativity abt anyone specific im just posting this because its true and also Ive seen rising eleven hate this past month so like #also im not saying every person who ever called eleven straight hates older women- some ppl just have a headcanon and that’s okay :) :) :)#but well. all them who say 11's the “ONLY” straight doctor in order to slander (esp them comparing to some fuckboy doctors I might name)-#their misogyny+ageism is showing. and it is really. really. :|#(not that any doctor is textually straight. im just sayin)#eleven's NOT straight. he's just horrny for his wife. <3 #bi4bi icons! eleven w the android boyfriend <3 river w the second wife <3 eleven w the Rory kissing <3 both w more non-straight stuff in EU #tho river's bisexuality bein more referenced in the fandom- well I get that. river is perfect <3 #but back to eleven- lets be real- we all heard the way he said to the hide creature “big boy” damn #river song #tasha lem #winston churchill #who thinks he bagged Nixon too even after expressing disapproval #that one creature from hide #that one sexy fish in vampires of venice #idris #not that idris was middle aged! but she was a good chunk of years older than matt smith

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fappellmoan · 4 months ago

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gross man fully swore at me (us) (lydia and a friend) bc we weren’t really laughing at his shitass jokes like ok be funny then

#and for the next like three acts/intros people had to stroke his little ego #like girl it was simply not that serious. i chuckled i gave a polite smile at first but then the jokes were truly just. bad #haha fat women haha masking haha this woman i had sex with. grow a pair #abby talks #he said smth abt not looking at him with that fucking face. bro don’t get up in front of an audience if u can’t handle a girl not laughing #at u let alone if i were actively booing more #and like we should’ve killed him to be clear like skinned him alive #and i hope he felt that way when the funny and charming middle aged fat woman got many many more laughs than he did. bc well she was really #funny and didn’t suck ass <3

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alukaforyou · 5 months ago

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oh em geeee i went to a nail salon for the first time ever and got a cat eye mani pedi woooo

#matching w chosos eyes LOL #there were 2 middle aged women nxt to me #on the pedi chairs and they were speaking to each other / the tech in chinese #but it was so obvious they were talking abt my sunflower ankle tattoo cuz they were staring & pointing #but i think they liked it cuz the vibes of the convo seemed positive #but she LITERALLY POINTED HER PHONE AT MY LEG TO TAKE A PHOTO IT WAS NOT SUBTLE AT ALL I WAS LIKE OK?!??!!! LOL #and when she came #out of the bathroom later she saw my toji sword on my other leg AND TOOK A PIC OF THAT TOO SKEJSJAKAM #i just pretended not to notice cuz idk how to react to that 👍🏻 but i hope she liked it :3 #이 지랄같은 인생

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v4lsang3l · 6 months ago

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