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Anyone else a part of the micro nation Ironland?
#Ironland#micro nation#Last time I checked how big the population was#it was 36k#which is bigger than the vatican#which is a win in my book#the nation is growing!
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@ohbrna @d0dotliv3s @purpleisbluepink @nikolaismalewife sup guys
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Hold on-
Does tumblr apply? According to this definition…
Community- I mean, once you’re a tumblrer, you’re a tumblrer for life
Common culture- fuck yeah, we’ve got that
Common past/ project for the future- most of us have been here for a while. And if by “project for the future” you mean “improving the world through whimsical joy and exstistential shitposting”, we’ve got that too.
Right to rule itself- I mean, we’re the only social media website stubborn enough to bully the developers into doing what we want. I think we can rule ourselves.
So all we’re missing is a clearly demarcated territory. But this shouldn’t be too difficult. After all, size doesn’t really matter- the worlds smallest nation is 0.27 miles, with a population of around 1,000:
A small private island of 0.02 square miles can be bought in Australia for about 12,000,000 USD
In 2020 there were around 426 million tumblr blogs. If we estimate that each person runs an average of three blogs, that’s 142 million tumblr users. If just an eighth of those contribute one dollar to the cause, we’ll have around $17 million-more than enough to buy an island. Then we’ll declare independence from Australia and become an official nation.
So if we do have a country, how would you become a citizen? Other prominent micronations, like Sealand, issue citizenships to anyone who wants. These, however, are not recognized by any governing body like the UN or the EU. Most recognized nations grant citizenship only to those who were born there or whose parents were.
Instead, I propose we follow the example of the Vatican. The pope is allowed, under the authority of the Catholic Church, to grant citizenships to those who work for him. Israel may be a better example: every Jew (with some caveats, of course) has the right to become an Israeli citizen. Religion would be helpful here because it is a precedented ground for citizenship without being tied to ethnicity or race, something not all Tumblr users necessarily share.
So what I propose is that we establish a “church of tumblr” with our nation. Every tumblr user is a de facto practicing member of this church. Our private island nation is our holy land, and so the tumblr devs have the sacred right to declare every tumblr user a citizen. If the UN objects, we’ll point out that there are about ten times more Tumblr users in the world than there are Mormons. Surely we deserve respect as an independent religious nation?
Sure, we don’t have centuries of tradition behind us. Sure, comparing Tumblr to Vatican City or Israel is unfair and maybe disrespectful. But it would be really funny to be able to say “I am a citizen of the tumblr nation” and have legal backing for that. And if we work together, I think we could actually make that happen.
#tumblr#politics#nation#united nations#micronation#micro nation#citizen#vatican city#isreal#australia#private island#tumblr nation#for real though#this could work#shitpost#let’s make it happen
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Revealing a tiny world: Unseeable with the naked eye are the edges of an acupuncture needle (above) lined with clusters of sunflower pollen. The spiky exterior helps pollen cling to plants.
PHOTOGRAPH BY JOHN-OLIVER DUM, NIKON SMALL WORLD
#john-oliver dum#photographer#national geographic#nikon small world#acupuncture needle#sunflower pollen clusters#micro photography#pollen#nature
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Eeehmn. More than 100 micro nations and micro states ? O_O looks like a joke...Tax havens, Queens and princes, cults,drug traficking, fantasy places and revolutionary People...U will freak out... This shit is crazy >< . Forget The Vatican, u don't know nothing. So please... PLEASE ! search on Google or ask to chatgpt about It. U wont regret i promise☮️🪐✌️
Republic of Kugelmugel, Viena. Austria.
San Marino. Italy.
Ladonia, Sweeden.
Sealand, united kingdom
Tuvalu, Oceania
Some of micro nations and micro states
#bohemian#freedom#hippie#peaceandlove#anarchy#micro nations#weird things#this world is crazy#we are earth#revolutionary#tax havens#queens#ladonia#san marino#the vatican#search it#curiosities#crazy things
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Me: *is absolutely swamped in unfinished projects*
Also me: but what if we tried this new thing called micro crochet?
#finnleycrafts#lobster#micro crochet#fibre arts#fiber art#hand made#crustacean nation#crochet#im new to tumblr#thank you for your patience#youre all so lovely omg#the adhd experience
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camryn fanart <3
this actually made me giggle i love it vi thank u 🫶🫶🫶🫶
#camryn fanart?? told u guys i was a micro influencer!!!#newwavesylviaplath nation i love u all#girlblogging#coquette#hyper feminine#2014 tumblr#this is a girlblog#lana del rey#tumblr girlies#cinnamon girl#lizzy grant#girl interrupted
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A Field at Dusk
Cuyahoga Valley, Ohio
#photography#nature photography#nature pics#national park#nature#beautiful photos#my photos#photoblog#photographer#landscape#landscape photography#field#panasonic#micro four thirds#panasonic gx85#panasonic 14mm
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06/27/2024 is National Bingo Day 🌎, International Pineapple Day 🍍🌎, Day of Culture and Artists 🇹🇲, National Orange Blossom Day 🇺🇸, National Sunglasses Day 🇺🇸, National PTSD Awareness Day 🇺🇸, National Handshake Day 🤝 🇺🇸, Micro-, Small and Medium-sized Enterprises Day 🇺🇳
#national bingo day#international pineapple day#day of culture and artists#national orange blossom day#national sunglasses day#national PTSD awareness day#national handshake day#micro small and medium sized enterprises day
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Night at the Museum scratches my brain the same way that Hetalia does and I feel like there's something there that can be explored. Like, a regular mortal as a museum where all the reps are from those old paintings or cartoons where they're representing their nations?? I dunno, Night at the Museum slaps and is a fun little premise.
#bramble rambles#tayberry text#hetalia#night at the museum#It could be even funnier if like#one of the micros or newer nations that's too young to be in a museum of that type yet was the guard#i don't think anyone would be a wax statue because I've never seen that sort of thing for like#nation representatives in political illustrations or artwork#but on paper or in paintings?#on coins? in carvings and such?#hell yes
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wow I hate everything abt the world
#this is about everything and nothing in particular. just one of those fucking days#I hate that there’s a fucking genocide and that joe fucking biden is going to lose this fucking election bc he’s fucking aiding and abetting#I hate that republicans are actively voting to make raped children give birth and that Trump is going to be fucking reelected#and that will be fucking national policy#I hate that some (white) bitches like to get up on their high horses abt how sexism isn’t a big problem for white women bc woc have always#had it worse#this is objectively true but it is also ok to acknowledge that white women have also been seen as property for hundreds of years#and have been blamed for being raped and forced to marry their rapists and been institutionalized bc their husbands said so#and have had no economic power and have been reliant on men for literally fucking everything until Extremely recently#YES this is all magnified for woc but it is so performative for white women to write screeds like this#on a fucking goodreads review (hypothetically speaking)#wow! I am angry about everything!!!#normally I can keep it in check but tonight it just one of those nights when I cannot. and here we are#also on a much more micro level! I hate that my dog was bitten by another dog and now is hurt and scared of other dogs!#and we can’t do almost anything to help her!#and I hate that all I wanted for dinner was pizza from my favorite spot in my hometown but that is 800 miles away#and I hate that I would love to be near family again but they live in a red state that is actively trying to overturn the will of its voters#and I hate that my husband wants to move back to his home state which is even redder#and I’d have to leave my job that I love and move to a state with much more existentially terrifying policy#and I love working for the state government but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to work for THAT state’s government#it’s just all bad I’m so pissed
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A dear friend of mine asked me today to be in her wedding.
A different friend took her three week vacation time to visit her grandmother in Khan Younis at the end of September. I lost contact with her in November. Her mother believes she's dead.
I got a client out of county who should have never been there in the first place today.
Mothers I will never know watched their children burn to death not even two weeks ago and I'm forced to do my job like the world's nor actively destroying us.
My sister's girlfriend is all moved into my sister's apartment today after a year and a half apart.
Queer Palestinians are once again facing a pinkwashed genocide.
My cat is turning 21 this year. She's been with me since I was nine.
How many families in Gaza have had to abandon their pets who they loved as fiercely as another family member to save the rest of their loved ones?
My best friend has been dead for the last three years. Her husband still cries on her headstone everyday, like she died yesterday.
How many husbands, fathers, sons, men have no place safe to grieve tonight in Gaza? How many graves have been destroyed, how many partnerships, families, and communities torn and shredded asunder???
I'm 5,634 mi or 9,067 km from Gaza but its pain, it's plight, it's heartache, it's destruction paid for by my taxes and with my elected officials gleeful greedy cheers is never more than a thought from my mind.
#how can you still say its nuanced or complicated#why do you defend the dangerous actions of a Terrorist nation#((israel if you got confused))#it has never been complicated it's been profitable#it's never been moral good or right it's been politically advantageous#israel is an apartheid state#israeli settlers are the equivalent of serbian militia men in Bosnia#israeli soldiers are the modern equivalent of the Nazi or Japanese armies in WW2#its not to late to say you were wrong or you didnt know.#but one day it will one day you will been seen as much as a criminal as the “ordinary Germans” were viewed after WW2#or how the White South African Government of the apartheid state and its supporters are viewed as criminal degenorates today#i pity your soul for being unhoused by loyalty to a state who'd kill you for a micro acre of land
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Badlands national Park by This is a image from our recent tri…
#badlands#national#park#south#dakota#monochrome#16x9#bland#white#bnw#tall#grass#prairie#custer#wall#native#afternoon#autumn#eastend#east#end#dakotas#micro#43#four#thirds
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The newfound species seen here is one of about 1,300 known types of tardigrades. It was discovered in moss growing on dead tree trunks in Germany’s Black Forest. Far too small to see with the unaided eye, this creature is among billions of life-forms on the forest floor that are essential to the health of the planet. Magnified 2,400 times.
PHOTOGRAPHS BY OLIVER MECKES AND NICOLE OTTOWA
#oliver meckes#nicole ottowa#photographers#tardigrades#moss#tree trunks#germany#black forest#micro photography#national geographic#nature
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UK 1985
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Not me thinking about how I use the hc that nations can actually have children and it's actually the more common way for personifications to come around (the order goes
Two nation parents
1 nation parent/1 human parent
just appears randomly like in canon
2 human parents (10/10 rare, barely happens)
) but anyway, the whole 'poof kids are the most common!' come from governments being overly suspicious of personifications having kids together. It became common for governments to confiscate literal new born personifications from their parents; so suddenly it became far more common for kids to just appear at around 2-5 years old.
its actually a rlly sad hc the more I think about it.
#in the past it was like#austria and Hungary hiding baby Liechtenstein and Germany#Belgium not wanting to go out in public with Lux until he was almost 7#Russia's government didn't know Alaska had a personification until 1830-smth#nowadays as far as any government knows#micro nations don't get personifications :\#a trend started by Denmark actually cause he didn't want anyone knowing about Christiania#he was worried his government would do something to her#hetalia#hetalia hc#aph austria#hws austria#aph liechtenstien#hws liechtenstein#aph germany#hws germany#aph denmark#hws denmark
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