#michael/joey

[shetiger]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💕💗

Thank you for sending me this! This is a hard one, considering the sheer number of stories I've written, but I'll pick the five that are appealing to me most today. <3 <3

Florida, My Two Dads, Michael/Joey, explicit. This was written for a 'there was only one bed' trope request, with a bit of 'meet the family' thrown in, and I had such a blast writing it.

Thermonuclear Reaction (Fusion). Criminal Minds, Hotch/JJ/Will, explicit. This was such an exercise in iddy self-indulgence, and I think it might be my best fic. After the season 11 finale, I felt like things could go two ways - JJ could divorce Will's ass and get with Hotch, or she and Will could bring Hotch into the family. This is the poly version, complete with a secret affair, paternity issues, and Will discovering he has a slight cuckholding kink. (I'm delighted that other people actually read this one and liked it!)

Sneaking in 2-as-1, Wickes' World and Betwixt and Between, The Magnificent Seven TV series, Chris Larabee/Ezra Standish, explicit. The first two stories of what I think will be a five story series that rewrites the show with an added element of sympathetic magic. (Tarot cards with actual visions, hexed bullets, a ghost wolf pack, preachers who can actually exorcize actual demons.) I'm just so in love with this little world I've created!

Another 2-as-1, Subject, Unknown and open your eyes, the first two stories in my Criminal Minds-Anita Blake Vampire Hunter fusion series. So far this is mostly case-focused, but it's not gen, with Hotch/JJ being the eventual main pairing. (There's also Hotch/Morgan, Hotch/Garcia, JJ/Will, a little Morgan/Garcia, and other mentions along the way.) Gosh, it's just fun to add some vampires and shapeshifters to the mix and see what happens!

Finally, Cherry, by far the shortest story on this list. Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard, explicit. Set about six months after the end of the series, John's on a mission to comfort Rodney after his breakup with Keller...and, well, clearly the way to do that is by offering a blowjob, right?

[poopoobistro]

My Two Dads edit. This show is SO wild, it has my whole heart

[junksterrr]

"Oink Oink” Flight b741: The Making of… || King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

[popiko]

happy happy

[filministic]

Bullet Train (2022) dir. David Leitch

[eddiediazismyhusband]

my friend introduced me to the late 80s sitcom My Two Dads and oh my God if I were a gay person in the late 80/early 90/ i would have been FOAMING AT THE MOUTH over these two like it is peak mlm domestic fluff but ofc bc it was the 80s/90s they made them straight, but still like i actually need people to go watch that show bc i swear i am not normal about them

and like it was written by the same guy who created boy meets world which is also notoriously mlm coded like the comphet that man had to have been feeling writing both of those shows bc oh my god like

i also need a buddie raising chris au of my two dads where neither of them know who is chris’s real father but they raise him together after shannon dies (and it’s actually gay) bc omg the potential for the enemies to lovers coparenting fluff/angst slowburn that could be???? top tier.

[henneseyhoe]

Random Favs As My Tweets 💀

(as yall can see i am bored)

[sharksnshakes]

Killers' Big Spoon vs. Little Spoon! HCs

Everybody has a soft spot. Even killers in the fog... right?

AN; still very conflicted over some of 'em but fuck it we ball. monstercuddlers, your time is now

TW; none i can think of

Big spoon

CALEB QUINN, Frank Morrison, Ji-Woon Hak, Albert Wesker, Herman Carter, Pinhead

Little spoon

Philip Ojomo, Max Thompson Jr.

Both

EVAN MACMILLAN, JOEY, Pyramid Head, Danny Johnson, Kazan Yamaoka

Would never be caught dead cuddling with anybody (or so they say)

ALBERT WESKER, Danny Johnson, Kazan Yamaoka, Evan MacMillan

...What do spoons have to do with cuddling?

Freddy Kreuger, Michael Myers, Pinhead, Max Thompson Jr.

[voorrheess]

playing ghostface for hours and then distributing all my racked up bloodpoints to my other killers feels like he's walking around giving out owed money anyway my point here is that legion uses this to cheat points and they all sit there and count to make sure he doesnt rip them off

[straightjacketfitting]

Queens of the Stone Age

Doing things the hard way forever! [insp]

The Vampyre Of Time And Memory [dir. Kii Arens and Jason Trucco]

The Way You Used To Do [dir. Jonas Åkerlund]

No One Knows [dir. Dean Karr and Michel Gondry]

Monsters In The Parasol [dir. Bob Stevens]

Go With The Flow [dir. Shynola]

Burn The Witch [dir. Chapman Baehler]

Sick, Sick, Sick [dir. Brett Simon]

Carnavoyeur [dir. Liam Lynch]

Negative Space [dir. Liam Lynch]

I Appear Missing [anim. Boneface and Liam Brazier]

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[t0msvi4gra]

guys i know this is COMPLETELY unrelated to tokio hotel but all nine members of slipknot could gangbang me with or without (preferably with bc its even more hot) the masks on

LIKE?! THEYRE SO HOT

[poopoobistro]

for @lapis-lazuliie . My Two Dads edit <3

[filministic]

Bullet Train (2022) dir. David Leitch

[gavonosc]

Getting over you

Alts

[hayleythesugarbowl]

fictional men that have my whole heart ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

kenji kishimoto 

nikolai lantsov

remus lupin 

jacks 

barney stinson

kazzle dazzle 

winston pratt 

chandler bing

carswell thorne 

thomas barrow 

joey tribbiani

grayson hawthorne 

michael townsend 

henry montague 

jacques snicket 

tim bradford  

fitwilliam darcy

credence barebone

colonel brandon

trystan maverine

nash hawthorne

aiden from alexa and katie

feel free to add to this list ‼️ or, you know, question my taste