#obviously this is a joke

[frommybedroom]

BREAKING NEWS: cast members aren’t allowed to pee at the jacobs!!!

[redjennies]

father thomas really does just casually drop "oh yeah, btw, sister amalie is illiterate. trust me, i have no ulterior motive for saying this." and andreas just believes that shit for like twenty years until it becomes relevant. like sure, he has no real reason at the time to believe father thomas would lie to him, but andreas never even thought to ask her while talking to her about heretical philosophy where she got ideas like this? no, her font just changes and he never questions it at all because a man just happened to say something. i'm just saying maybe if andreas paid more attention to sister illuminata's take on dido and the aeneid instead of idk, trying to fuck the nuns and escape the ever-growing labyrinth of melancholia, we could've solved this mystery a hell of a lot sooner.

[euphorial-docx]

both of luca guadagnino’s movies being snubbed at the oscars is a clear case of italophobia </3 he was too italian for them to handle

[bace-jeleren]

Join a union to get an annual ridiculously comfortable shirt!

[enbyleighlines]

Love that they managed to cram all three of Ike’s most iconic personality traits into 2-3 lines of dialogue:

Obsessed with training

Ignores pretty women

Meat

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

Wait wait, hold on now

Sir mixalot feminist ally?

[benpaddon]

"Discovery isn't canon! SNW is an alternate timeline! None of new Trek is--" stop. Shut up. Stop talking. Just because you don't like it, or it's not doing Star Trek to your liking, doesn't mean it doesn't count.

Christ, did we learn nothing from the fandom debates over TNG when that was on the air?

[aspens-dragons]

yk i feel like im that post that’s like “I have no principles if a beautiful woman says something she’s right” except specifically for my partner and crush. if jaime and/or my crush say something they’re correct. if they ever disagree on anything i have to combust like a star

[nerdloser]

made these based on a dumb little inside joke between my brother and i

[bigshunt]

So this Gax beef is just the pregnancy hormones making Max act crazy I see.

[randomseacucumber]

I was dusting off my Stormlight minifigures, and I accidentally knocked my Kaladin one onto the ground. The minifigure was unharmed, but I'm still slightly concerned that this might be foreshadowing for the character.

[glitter-stained]

Challenging Allan Moore to a parking lot fistfight duel. If I win I get to permakill the Joker via city bus in an official batman comic (no dc editorial doesn't get a choice in the matter).

[theclownghoul]

Do I want to be spicy and say I’ve seen timebomb smut fics that handle Jinx’s character complexities better than Act lll?

[chipthekeeper]

VELCINTA REFERENCE???

[teenycabb]

ah yes, it is once again time for least favorite annual/monthy/weekly/etc. game: is the pain I'm feeling something to be concerned about, or is it just my anxiety manifesting as physical symptoms again?