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bluerose5 · 3 months ago

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You start playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The matter of Emmrich's age comes up in game. You find out that the "old man" is actually 35 years old, but Bioware gave him the Wynne and Admiral Hackett treatment. Your day has been ruined.

#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #emmrich volkarin #obviously this is a joke #but this would still be funny af #and totally on brand for bioware ngl

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littlecrow4 · 3 months ago

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I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?

#gravity falls #FiddleStan #fiddleford x stan #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #stan pines #stanley pines #context Alex pls #welp I guess Fidds wants a piece of Stanley’s ass lmao #I know this is just a silly doodle Alex drew don’t take it seriously #but it’s still funny af #this is golden #if I could make a robot to pinch someone’s cheeks I would #so Fiddleford is very relatable here lmao #ani rants about stupid shit #book of bill #the book of bill

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gunsatthaphan · 5 months ago

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#keep your enemies closer but only if they're clowns.

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anjasitdown · 1 month ago

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Ah yes, Yoru wants to kill the Black Chainsaw Man (who she believed is not Denji) by banging tf out of a sleeping, defenseless Denji.

#as if the red and black chainsawmans (chainsawmen?) are different from each other #or are they?#idk i stopped making predictions since the story turned 180 degrees multiple times now (which is great btw)#but still yoru never intended to save denji she's just hellbent on killing pochita even if that would cost denji's life as well #i've always thought that chapter of fami explaining things was the reddest flag of everything she did so far #it felt like she (and yoru) omitted a significant detail just to make asa cooperate #BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!! wtf girl calm down #that panel was funny af like she's so mad for what #chainsaw man #csm 180 #csm spoilers

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thetorturedlovergirl · 2 months ago

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Smash.

#yeah whatever I accept any Matt smith #mm him in a leather jacket 😍🙏#would.#sheesh yeah whatever he looks like a parrot but a punk parrot #funny af I can’t take him seriously but he’s still Matt so I’m like NAKDJSJ #Im crazy for that leather jacket ngl #fly free Matt smith be yourself #u can change your hair u can change your clothes[…] you’ll always find your way back home /lyr #sasa rambles #matt smith #eleventh doctor #11th doctor

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beans-and-shet · 2 years ago

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Now they can be best friends

#tokyo mew mew #masaya aoyama #kisshu #tmm quiche #ryou shirogane #zakuro fujiwara #now I’m just gonna ramble #Bruh I would kill for an episode post re-turn where these 3 work on some kind of mission together and it is awkward and hilarious af #hell it could even be all the guys #it would still be funny #pie would be exasperated tart would be highly entertained and tasuku would probably also be amused at first but develop into a mediator #also there is no way in hell anyone could ever get these 3 into this shirt #but just imagine if it happened like they lost a bet or something #quiche would probably start throwing his one available hand and Masaya has no hands ryou would be yelling it’d be a mess #Tmm girls are all about friendship and teamwork and then you have the guys #also yeah zakuro not missing the chance to get that photo #after she quickly snapped that photo of the guys in butler outfits in re-turn I know sheNever misses a beat when it comes to that #my dumb art

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nastylillad · 1 year ago

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Please....I need Barnaby or Eddie [would love it if it was both] in the rabbit costumes....

lets hear it for the big girls

they wouldnt normally be bunnies but if someone calls out and the manager tells u to get dressed...u better get fuckin DRESSED

#playfellowxxx #two of the thiccest bitches #i think frank might die if he saw eddie like this #and wally would see barns and be like oh wow i can see ur whole [redacted][redacted]and ur [redacted] with the [redacted]#barnaby would be a bad bunny cuz he wouldnt change his personality at all hed just be his goofy self. still somehow gets regulars #eddie is pretty shy so he usually hangs around howdys bar or just runs drinks #debating on making the creechur the manager lmao itd be funny.....7 inch tall scary af idiot #ok byeee <3333

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julians-muscles-and-tits · 23 days ago

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This mugshot 😂💀

#trailer park boys #ricky #ricky la fleur #ricky looks stoned AF and like he's on a stag do in Amsterdam or something but i still would lol #thirst #fangirling #tpb ricky #countdown to liquor day #funny

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hrzwrm · 1 year ago

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watched Wonka yesterday with the expectation that i would have the worst experience of my life and then come on here and leave a massive rant review but that movie was just so. inoffensively bland. for the most part. about 5 min in i forgot that this was about Willy Wonka and i started having an okay time. idk how you make a movie about that guy and have him be the least interesting part of it. by pulling all of his teeth apparently. the evil chocolatier polycule were better characterizations of Willy Wonka than the actual Willy Wonka of this movie. that man isn't just a funny quirky silly little dude he is also a ruthless capitalist and an actual inhuman monster (same thing tbh). why are we so in denial about it? that's the entire point and appeal of his character! the contrast! i get the allure of the wholesome escapist fantasy but if that's what you want he's just not the character for it i'm sorry.

#i will say that the bit about how he cant read was both funny af and in character #roald dahl is beyblade spinning in his grave rn #if he thought the 70s film was too “sentimental” this one would have given him diabetes #not that his opinion means much bc he was actual garbage #its still funny tho #the gradual domestication of Willy Wonka worries me #especially in such a late stage capitalism climate #worm rambles #text

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biboomerangboi · 1 year ago

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Just remembered Mu Qings stupidly big Sabre and burst out laughing.

#I would say what’s he’s over compositing for but we all know he’s a virgin that can’t drive #tgfc #mu qing #tian guan ci fu #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #like yea it’s impressive his human twink self could use it it’s still funny af #zee rambles

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sasanyaustala · 5 months ago

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It's my birthday today🥳 here are my fav recent pieces

#this venerable one would be very pleased if you gifted her a like/reblog #honestly speaking thanks to y'all on here for your feedback #reading tags when someone reblogs my art is hilarious this is my fav part in posting art here #maybe i'll continue drawing one piece stuff soon cuz i still have some ideas AND free time now #maybe i'll start drawing hsr soon(god bless my man bladie) cuz this shit's funny af #art #artists on tumblr

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rosquinn · 1 year ago

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patiently waiting for the outis canto (<- i need to see pjmoon trojan war adaptation NOW like please please please PLEASE can we see diomedes achilles and helen please PLEASE I NEED IT pjmoon can we have odypen old women yaoi I'M BEGGING YOU holy shit guys what if they put that scene where diomedes and odysseus go to the trojan camp together at night GUYS DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET ODYDIO YURI DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT IM COOKING)

#also i'm. still waiting for rest of the cnp and demian characters. sorry. dunya and razumihin would be SO fucking interesting in limbus #and considering rodyas canto was silly af and only showed one (1) character from cnp erm what is going on. where my girls at #+ DEMIAN CHARACTERS...... GUYS.....#frau eva would be SO cool #i kinda just want knauer to be there so they can make fun of him for being ginger #and bc i think it would be funny to have yet another twink following sinclair around #im pretty satisfied with canto 3 tho #LIKE. KROMER???????#but WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN CANTO 2!!! WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE CHARACTER FROM THE SOURCE!!!!! DUNYA AND RAZUMIHIN ARE IMPORTANT!!#SO IS PORFIRY #guys. what if. they make razumihin a woman.#hear me out guys. raskolmihin yur[gunshots]#srsly tho..............................i NEED outis canto NOW #how do i even tag this #uh #limbus company #mine

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la-cocotte-de-paris · 2 years ago

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Me when a man tries to hit on my gay ass:

#male mutuals this does NOT apply to you ily all <33 #i would listen to you happily <3 #also this reminds me of a date i went on and the other person just kept talking about themselves #and when they weren't talking about themself they were talking about how great their ex was #TOTAL turn-off for me lmfaoooo #you can talk about your exes but like if you talk ab them like you're still in love w them...on a date w someone else...it ain't cute #ANYWAY this scene looks so funny out of context #edwige is just like *boreeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd*#it's the bored judgemental looks for me 💀😭😂#wlw #sapphic #oh and the gifs are from J'étais une aventurière (1938) btw xx #again i must emphasise OUT of context #but i just thought it was funny bc i was watching it late last night so i was tired af ha #my edit #vintage #lesbian #gay #LGBTQ #edwige feuillere #edwige feuillère #olivia 1951 #old hollwood #classic film #femme #bisexual #bi

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hauntingblue · 3 months ago

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The episodes at the baratie are good if you ignore the big fucking elephant in the room that is sanji. Which is you know not a thing that can be easily ignored

#and everything is so in your face have we tried subtetly #those boots are ugly af zoro.... not a boot transition....#sanji made riceballs............ there is zosan even before they talk to each other.... it is real to me......#there is zosan everywhere for those with the eyes to see it #the waddy itchy monkey #luffy spirialing ajdhajshssjj my boy.....#their meeting is so ass.......the oregano callback....#they need to get okay with hitting children sometimes or we arent making it to wano #zeff lost his spice double belt in the storm :(((#you know they could have gotten away with it if sanji just witnessed zoros fight... like that is the whole point.... zosan moment missing #critical one even #luffy listening to a backstory OOC!!!!!!#koby telling garp luffy will always be a pirate.... where is his fist of love #nami saying she always ends up hurting the people close to her.... that is NOT it #sanji didnt need to take off his shirt for that....#no soft measures we will capture them. what was the plan before lmao #theyve got brunch at the baratie so modern #this was funny at least. I AM LEAVING WITH LUFFY. SURE YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION. and they are both still angry #well you know luffy abandonment issues in here are done early and big #also where is carne #talking tag #watching opla #like sanji leaves put of spite... is that it...#literally sanji and zeff watching zoro fight and making two comments would have fixed it.... bc sanji would understand there why zeff #wants him gone.... without zeff explaining it

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madqueenalanna · 8 months ago

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we have a client at work whose "type" is like black pitty mixes (she keeps getting them) and she came in w one the other day and my coworker was like "that's great cause there's that black dog syndrome" and the client was like "oh yeah i have that i love these black dogs" and my coworker was like "no it's about how black dogs are way less likely to get adopted in general" (i added "black cats too") and the client was like ??? WHAT???? FOR REAL??? i love that she's so obsessed w her (gorgeous, well behaved) dogs that she couldn't even conceive of a world where people didn't like them

#Work #Vet med is like. You really do see the WORST of humanity sometimes #Neglect abuse disinterest. You argue w some clients over 'does this dog need pain relief' or 'should you spay your dog w mammary tumors'#And it's super discouraging. Tons of burnout. BUT #You also get people like our client who exclusively rescues old/sick/unadoptable cats #She has like 10 at any given point in her huge immaculate house. All cared for perfectly. Clean. Amazing #You get people digging in their pockets for change for vaccines #Helps I work in a wealthy area too but god damn the love I see every day is genuinely healing #I do want to leave the field still (broke af) but there is so much joy and wonder and love and beauty in it #Also it's funny sometimes. One client used to bring her last dog in a lot (heart issues; now deceased)#And when she dropped him off for echoes or whatever she would say 'he loves large breasted women' AND HE DID????#Charlie I miss you. Your mom is fucking crazy but she loved you and I loved you. And you did love stacked women

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homecomingvn · 2 years ago

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If mc was a lesbian and wanted to be in a relationship with Lyra/Sandy, how would Henry handle it?

So, assuming this is in the Platonic Route:

With Sandy, Henry's huffing + puffing a bit, but as long as Sandy stays in her lane (in regards to her knowledge of his...free time), Henry genuinely doesn't have a problem w/ her. As long as he's still your best pal, sure, he'll allow it.

However, w/ Lyra...it's way different. While he genuinely wants you to be happy, Henry's generosity only goes so far. If you were to date Lyra, Henry would actively try to split you up. The rift / grudge between Henry + Lyra is so vast, so prevalent, Henry would sacrifice your happiness just to stick it to Lyra.

#🖤 - answered #💌 - abt henry #🥀 - abt lyra #💋 - abt sandy #♥️ - hoco headcanons #♥️ - abt hoco #Henry's nonbinary but I understand that some wlw wouldn't be attracted to them shkfdskf - Henry lesbian relationship dreams shattered /j #but yeah when it comes to Lyra Henry is petty af #it's vice versa for Lyra as well - she will try to break you + Henry up if you're together.#it's so funny bc they are way more alike than they realize HKHFKSDH #also Henry respects if you're not into him + clear about it!! he won't try to force you into a romantic relationship w/ them!#like I said - as long as you guys are still best pals Henry is all good w/ that! he's a champ + would get over it eventually!!

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