#michael emerson tlb

[bbyvrtx]

Poly!The Lost boys(+Michael & Star) with a Zero filter reader Crack post.

Pairing: POLYTLB + Michael & Star//Reader Warnings: Sexual innuendos, I may or may not have said some of these things .. Just pure crack. Everyone is a full vampire in this. Note: some quotes from movies, and from funny tiktok's Youtube videos. -Reader will automatically be considered one of the "Terror Twins" with Marko and Paul. -Sometimes every time, Star will cover her mouth and gasp at what comes out of your mouth. * This one time, you were all at the boardwalk when a cold gust of wind went by you guys, and out of nowhere you say "Ohhhhh-" you shiver, raising your shoulders as you lul out the 'Oooo' sound musically and say "I just felt my nipples harden" as you feel chills run across your body. - You get 6 different pairs of eyes on you. You look up and see them all staring at you. - Marko and Paul giggle. - David shakes his head, hiding his grin behind his cigarette. -Dwayne snickers, it was small as he tried covering it up and playing it off as if he had an itch on his upper lip. -Star looks at you with wide eyes and mouth agape as a gasp was let out. -Michael just stands there like "wtf?????"

(bro's genuinely concerned) -Michael does laugh later on though; Covering his face as if he was the one that said it as he nearly dies *again*, from laughter. -Will they let you *un*-live that down?? No. Do they tease you about it later? abso-fucking-lutley ------------------------------------------------- -IT'S GIVING DEADPOOL ISTG -Cue reader rolling around the cave on davids wheelchair and bumping into shit. "That was already fallen when I got here!" knocks something else over. "that too!" ----------------------------------------------

Reader: *Throws out a skittle* Marko: Don't do that! What if a bird picks it up and chokes on it?! Reader: "Then it'll taste the rainbow while he goes out" --------------------------------------------------

Reader: "My mouth needs a hole in it." Paul and Marko at the same time: "But your mouth already has a hole in it."

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One day, you were all watching some movie about this girl that has sexual dreams but is a virgin and you say - "She may be a virgin on the outside- but mentally every hole has been filled and used COUNTLESS of times" Cue David saying: "Like you?" "But I'm not a virgin... I have six hypersexual vampire lovers that make that impossible" ... yeah- that movie was not in anyone's attention to for a W H I L E. --------------------------------------------------

Paul: “He has a butt chin”

Reader: “How ‘bout you sit your butt on my chin?”

Star: “..WHAT?!” Reader: “What??”

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[gothamslostboy]

MICHAEL

FAN FICTIONS•

HEAD CANONS

Male S/O

Werewolf S/O

Random Head Canons

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[persephone-s-moon]

You're one of us now, Michael

[why-am-i-simping-for-a-train]

They’re sooo important to me

[bornfreakdraws]

*arrives 37 years late to the party* so uhhh 'The Lost Boys' (1987) huh

[bbyvrtx]

I need some Michael x reader NEOW.. there isn't enough Michael x reader out there and its sad. I mean yeah sure, being his sibling is cute- but if I have to I'll go full on Game of Thrones on his ass if I have to..

[gayassmullethaircut]

[lost-in-the-shadows]

[barbara-on-myspace]

Lost Boys POV:

[williamprattz]

FTLOH 2023 | David & Micheal’s relationship

[bbyvrtx]

He's so breed-able like.. YESSIR I WANNA SEAHORSE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU

[gryphonsthing]

This is all I got

[a5trocreep]

//slight suggestiveness// dwayne and paul ur fav facebook couple 😊 ft other online shenanigans

[what-we-do-in-santa-carla]

[crypticpuffin]

life update: I now have bats (gayboy vampires) in my belfry

[why-am-i-simping-for-a-train]