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every CSI Miami episode:

02x17 - Money for Nothing

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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) // dir. Adam Marcus

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silver on melanin

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DRAGONBALL: THE MULTIVERSAL WAR, CO-WRITTEN WITH A.I. TECHNOLOGY !

I. ACT I - VEGETA FAMILY IN NEW YORK! 

Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks were enjoying a leisurely shopping trip in New York City when suddenly, they sensed a powerful energy signature approaching. Before they knew it, Cooler, the brother of Frieza, appeared before them, demanding that Vegeta join him in his quest to conquer the universe.

Vegeta, being the proud warrior he is, refused Cooler's offer and prepared to fight. The shopping district quickly cleared out as bystanders ran for their lives. Vegeta powered up and launched a fierce attack at Cooler, but the villain was too powerful and easily blocked the attack.

As the battle raged on, Bulma and Trunks were caught in the crossfire. Bulma was frantically trying to shield Trunks from the attacks, but they were both in danger. Suddenly, Bulma had an idea. She grabbed Trunks and ran into a nearby store, hoping to find a place to hide.

But Cooler was not easily deterred. He followed them into the store, causing chaos as he smashed through the aisles, looking for Vegeta. Trunks was scared and crying, while Bulma was desperately trying to calm him down.

Just as things seemed hopeless, Vegeta appeared in the store, ready to continue the fight. Cooler was surprised by Vegeta's sudden appearance, but he was not deterred. The two warriors continued to battle, causing even more destruction in the store.

But just when Cooler had Vegeta on the ropes, Trunks stepped in. With tears in his eyes, he screamed at Cooler to leave his family alone. Cooler was taken aback by the young boy's bravery and paused for a moment.

In that moment of hesitation, Vegeta took the opportunity to launch a final attack, defeating Cooler once and for all. The shopping district was in shambles, but Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks emerged victorious.

As they made their way back to their spaceship, Bulma couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Vegeta, however, was still in battle mode, muttering to himself about how he would never let anyone threaten his family again.

II. NEW YORK CITY AGAIN?! SON GOKU AND FAMILY ! 

Goku, Chi-Chi, and Gohan were enjoying a peaceful day in New York City when suddenly, they sensed a familiar energy signature approaching. Before they knew it, Frieza appeared before them, demanding that Goku join him in his quest to conquer the universe.

Goku, always up for a challenge, stepped forward to accept Frieza's challenge, but Chi-Chi and Gohan were caught in the middle. They begged Goku to reconsider, reminding him of his promise to always protect his family.

Just then, Frieza launched a powerful attack at Goku, but he quickly deflected it, sending Frieza crashing into a nearby building. Goku then turned to Chi-Chi and Gohan and instructed them to find a safe place to hide.

As Frieza and Goku continued their epic battle, Chi-Chi and Gohan took shelter in a nearby store, hoping to find a place to wait out the fight. However, Frieza was not deterred and followed them into the store, demanding that they reveal Goku's whereabouts.

Chi-Chi, never one to back down, bravely stepped forward and told Frieza that she would never reveal Goku's location. Frieza was amused by her courage, but before he could react, Gohan stepped forward and launched a powerful attack, surprising everyone in the store.

Frieza, shocked by the boy's power, paused for a moment, allowing Chi-Chi and Gohan to make their escape. They ran outside, where they found Goku and Frieza continuing their battle in the streets. Goku was putting up a good fight, but Frieza was still too powerful.

Gohan, feeling powerless to help his father, suddenly had an idea. He remembered the training he had received from Piccolo and decided to use it to help his father. He closed his eyes and focused all his energy, transforming into a Super Saiyan.

With his newfound power, Gohan launched a fierce attack at Frieza, distracting him long enough for Goku to launch a final Kamehameha wave, defeating Frieza once and for all. The battle was over, and the city was in shambles, but Goku, Chi-Chi, and Gohan emerged victorious.

As they made their way back home, Goku couldn't help but feel grateful for his family's love and support. He knew that he would never be able to defeat Frieza without their help and promised to always protect them, no matter what.

ACT III. ENTER KANG?! THE MULTIVERSE CRACKS!

Vegeta and Goku were on their way to Beerus' planet when Vegeta brought up the scenario about Frieza attacking them in New York City. Goku listened carefully as Vegeta described the events that unfolded, nodding his head in understanding as he absorbed the details.

"I can't believe Frieza would attack innocent people like that," Goku said, his voice filled with anger.

Vegeta snorted. "What do you expect from that lowlife? He only cares about power and domination."

Goku nodded in agreement. "We'll have to be careful when we encounter him again. We need to protect our families and the people of Earth."

As they landed on Beerus' planet, they were greeted by the God of Destruction himself. Beerus explained that there was a disturbance in the multiverse, and he needed their help to investigate.

Vegeta and Goku were intrigued and eagerly agreed to help. Beerus opened a portal, and they stepped through, finding themselves in a strange, new world.

Suddenly, they were confronted by Kang the Conqueror, a powerful villain who had been causing chaos throughout the multiverse. Vegeta and Goku readied themselves for battle, but Kang was too powerful for them to defeat alone.

As they fought, Kang revealed that he had captured their families and held them hostage in another dimension. Vegeta and Goku were filled with rage and vowed to save their loved ones.

Working together, Vegeta and Goku used their combined powers to create a portal to the other dimension. They raced through the portal, only to find themselves in a strange, otherworldly realm.

There, they found Kang's lair, and with all their might, they fought against his army of minions. Finally, they reached Kang himself, and the three of them engaged in a fierce battle.

Vegeta and Goku were relentless, using all their powers and techniques to take down Kang. But the villain was cunning and managed to trap them in a time loop, making it impossible for them to defeat him.

However, Goku had an idea. He remembered something Whis had once told him about time travel, and he decided to use that knowledge to break free from the time loop.

With Vegeta's help, Goku launched a powerful attack that shattered the time loop and allowed them to defeat Kang once and for all. They rescued their families and returned to their own dimension, victorious and exhausted.

As they stood together, catching their breath, Vegeta and Goku knew that they had just been a part of something much larger than themselves. They had saved the multiverse from destruction and proved that even the most powerful villains could be defeated when they worked together.

ACT IV.  GOKU AND VEGETA , MEET THE NEWEST AVENGERS!!

As Goku and Vegeta returned to their own dimension, they realized that they had just faced a variant of Kang the Conqueror. But they were still shaken from the experience and needed some time to recover.

Suddenly, they saw a bright light in the sky and heard a loud noise. They looked up to see Iron Man flying towards them. Goku and Vegeta were impressed by his suit and his technology, and Iron Man introduced himself.

"Hey there, I'm Tony Stark, but you can call me Iron Man. I've been keeping an eye on you guys, and I think we could use your help."

Goku and Vegeta were intrigued and listened as Iron Man explained the concept of the Avengers. He told them that the world needed heroes like them, and that they could make a difference.

After some consideration, Goku and Vegeta agreed to join the Avengers. They were impressed by Iron Man's determination and the sense of purpose that the Avengers provided.

As they began their new journey, Goku and Vegeta quickly became valuable members of the team. Their powers and fighting skills proved to be invaluable in battles against dangerous villains.

But it wasn't long before they faced another challenge. Kang the Conqueror had returned, and this time he was even more powerful than before. Goku and Vegeta were prepared to fight, but they soon realized that they needed Gohan's help to win this battle.

Gohan had been studying and training for years, and he was now a powerful warrior in his own right. Goku and Vegeta went to Gohan and explained the situation. Gohan was hesitant at first, but when he realized that the fate of the multiverse was at stake, he agreed to help.

Together, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan launched a fierce attack against Kang. They used all their powers and techniques to take him down, but Kang was a formidable opponent.

Finally, Gohan remembered a technique that he had learned from his father, Goku. It was a powerful energy blast that could destroy anything in its path.

Gohan charged up his attack and launched it at Kang. The blast hit Kang with incredible force, and he was defeated once and for all.

As the dust settled, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan were hailed as heroes. They had saved the multiverse from destruction and proved that they were worthy members of the Avengers. From that day forward, they fought side by side with their new allies, always ready to defend the world from whatever dangers lay ahead.

ACT V.  GOHAN’S DEEP REVELATION !

As the battle with Kang came to an end, Gohan suddenly felt a pull in his consciousness. He looked around, but nobody else seemed to have noticed. Suddenly, a portal opened up in front of him, and he was pulled into it.

He found himself in a strange place, surrounded by cosmic energy. Suddenly, a figure materialized in front of him. It was Uatu the Watcher.

"Greetings, Gohan," Uatu said. "I have summoned you here because I believe you have the potential to be a great hero. But to do so, you must first learn the value of balance."

Gohan was confused. "What do you mean, balance?" he asked.

"Balance between your physical strength and your spiritual strength," Uatu explained. "You have incredible power, but if you do not cultivate your inner strength, you risk losing control and causing great harm."

Gohan listened carefully to Uatu's words. He realized that the Watcher was imparting a great wisdom to him. He vowed to take Uatu's words to heart and become a better hero.

After his conversation with Uatu, Gohan returned to Tony Stark and the Avengers. He asked Tony if he could use the resources of Stark Industries to develop a way to cultivate his inner strength. Tony, impressed with Gohan's determination and wisdom, agreed to help.

Over the next few months, Gohan trained with Tony's technology and developed his spiritual strength. He became more centered and focused, and he felt that he was ready to face any challenge that came his way.

One day, while the Avengers were on a mission, they received a distress signal from deep space. They responded immediately, and when they arrived, they found themselves face to face with Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds.

But instead of attacking, Gohan stepped forward and engaged Galactus in conversation. He asked the cosmic being about his purpose and his reason for consuming worlds.

Galactus was taken aback by Gohan's words. He had never encountered a being like Gohan before. As they spoke, Gohan realized that Galactus was not evil, but merely a force of nature.

With this realization, Gohan vowed to find a way to stop Galactus without resorting to violence. He set the stage for a new epic saga, one in which he would use his spiritual strength to save not just the world, but the entire universe.

ACT VI. WE NEED YOU! Z-FIGHTERS, X-MEN, & AVENGERS!!

As Gohan continued his conversation with Galactus, he felt a strange energy in the air. Suddenly, a portal opened up, and a figure stepped out. It was the Silver Surfer, Galactus's herald.

The Surfer explained that other space tyrants had formed an alliance with Galactus, and they were now waging war against the universe. The Avengers, X-Men, and Z Fighters were called to action, and they formed a united front against their common enemy.

The battle was brutal and intense. The space tyrants were powerful, and they had an army of minions at their disposal. The heroes fought with all their might, but they were outnumbered and outgunned.

At the center of the conflict was Galactus himself. Gohan stepped forward, ready to face the Devourer of Worlds. Their battle was epic and intense, with both combatants pushing themselves to their limits.

At first, it seemed as if Gohan was hopelessly outmatched. Galactus's power was beyond anything he had ever encountered, and the weight of the universe was on his shoulders. But as the battle continued, Gohan began to tap into his spiritual strength.

With each passing moment, Gohan's power grew stronger, and Galactus began to weaken. It was as if Gohan's inner strength was feeding on Galactus's cosmic energy, and he was becoming stronger and stronger.

Finally, in a burst of energy, Gohan landed a crushing blow on Galactus. The Devourer of Worlds fell to the ground, defeated.

The heroes cheered, but Gohan was too exhausted to celebrate. He collapsed to the ground, his body wracked with pain. It was as if he had used up every last ounce of his strength.

But as he lay there, he realized something. He had tapped into a power that was beyond physical strength, beyond cosmic energy. He had tapped into his own inner strength, the strength that came from his heart and his soul.

And he knew that this was the true source of his power, the power that would allow him to continue fighting for what was right, no matter what challenges lay ahead.

ACT VII.  COSMIC GOHAN! THE UNIVERSE’S MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR !

As Gohan lay on the ground, Galactus suddenly rose back to his feet, towering over the exhausted hero. "You may have defeated me once, Gohan," he said, "but I am not so easily beaten."

Galactus's eyes glowed with cosmic power, and Gohan could feel the energy building around him. He knew that this was Galactus's final stand, and that he would need to use everything he had to emerge victorious.

Suddenly, Gohan began to feel a strange power surging within him. He felt a deep connection to the cosmos, as if he were being infused with the power of the universe itself.

With a roar of triumph, Gohan stood up and lifted his arms to the sky. His body began to glow with a brilliant light, and a new form emerged: Cosmic Gohan.

Cosmic Gohan was unlike anything anyone had ever seen before. He was surrounded by a glowing aura of energy, and his eyes glowed with a fierce intensity. He had gained new abilities, such as the power to manipulate gravity and the ability to create massive energy constructs from pure cosmic energy.

Cosmic Gohan is a sight to behold. His hair is longer and more flowing than ever before, now reaching down to his waist. It is still black, but it is now streaked with silver and purple highlights, shimmering in the light.

His body is even more muscular than before, but it is now infused with cosmic energy. His muscles bulge and ripple, glowing with a soft blue light. His skin has taken on a slightly bluish tint, as if he were being illuminated from within.

He wears a new set of clothing, made from an unknown material that seems to absorb and amplify cosmic energy. The outfit is a sleek, black jumpsuit, with silver and purple highlights that match his hair. The suit hugs his muscular frame, emphasizing his powerful physique.

His eyes are now a bright, piercing blue, glowing with a fierce intensity. They seem to hold the secrets of the universe, and anyone who looks into them is filled with a sense of awe and wonder.

Galactus charged at Cosmic Gohan, but the hero was ready. He lifted his arms and unleashed a massive Kamehameha wave, imbued with the power of the cosmos. The energy blast slammed into Galactus, sending him reeling.

But Galactus wasn't done yet. He unleashed a barrage of cosmic energy, trying to overpower Cosmic Gohan. But the hero was too powerful. He stood his ground, absorbing the energy and redirecting it back at Galactus.

The two combatants traded blows, each trying to gain the upper hand. But in the end, it was Cosmic Gohan who emerged victorious. He unleashed a final, devastating Kamehameha wave, which engulfed Galactus in a bright white light.

When the light faded, Galactus was nowhere to be seen. Cosmic Gohan collapsed to the ground, exhausted but triumphant. The heroes rushed to his side, congratulating him on his victory.

From that day forward, Cosmic Gohan became known as a champion of the universe, using his new powers to protect the cosmos from any threat that dared to challenge it.

ACT VIII.  COSMIC GOHAN V. GALACTUS!! THE FINAL BLOW !

With a mighty blast of energy, Cosmic Gohan defeated Galactus once and for all. The cosmic tyrant's massive form crumpled and fell, his power extinguished forever.

The universe was saved, but at a great cost. The battle had left many worlds in ruins, and countless lives had been lost. But thanks to the bravery and heroism of Gohan and his allies, the threat of Galactus was finally vanquished.

As the dust settled and the heroes took stock of the aftermath, Gohan felt a sense of peace within himself. He had truly come into his own as a warrior, and he had saved the lives of billions. It was a moment he would never forget.

But as he looked up at the stars, he knew that there would always be more threats to the universe. More villains, more tyrants, more dangers lurking in the shadows. And he knew that he would be ready, whenever they came.

For Gohan had become more than just a warrior. He had become a protector of the universe, a defender of all that was good and right. And he would always be ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.

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Tumblr Tuesday: Paper Mario Vivian Fanart

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Bad movie I have Deathtrap 1982

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Thank Goodness it's Thursday Part 9 - Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

In today's review, I find that a new body of evidence is needed to vanquish the imortal killer. As I attempt a positive review of the 1993 finale Jason Goes To Hell #KaneHodder #JohnDLeMay #StevenWilliams #AllisonSmith #ErinGray #StevenCulp

Even with success on your hands, you can’t keep doing the same thing interminably. After seven films worth of infamous masked slasher antics, the authorities and Jason had to up their game, but as proven countless times before, death isn’t the end. In 1993, he tried some tricks from his contemporary, Freddy, for his supposedly final outing. In Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. Possession is…

[spacelazarwolf]

in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:

arts, fashion, and lifestyle:

jeans - levi strauss

modern bras - ida rosenthal

sewing machines - isaac merritt singer

modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers

operetta - jacques offenbach

comic books - stan lee

graphic novels - will eisner

teddy bears - morris and rose michtom

influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen

artists - mark rothko

actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand

comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld

authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley

culture:

esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof

feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg

queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler

international women's day - clara zetkin

principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer

"the new colossus" - emma lazarus

universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin

holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel

workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman

public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald

racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner

political theory - hannah arendt

disability rights - judith heumann

black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza

#metoo movement - jodi kantor

institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld

technology:

word processing computers - evelyn berezin

facebook - mark zuckerberg

console video game system - ralph henry baer

cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper

3d - leonard lipton

telephone - philipp reis

fax machines - arthur korn

microphone - emile berliner

gramophone - emile berliner

television - boris rosing

barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver

secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr

three laws of robotics - isaac asimov

cybernetics - norbert wiener

helicopters - emile berliner

BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny

google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page

VCR - jerome lemelson

fax machine - jerome lemelson

telegraph - samuel finley breese morse

morse code - samuel finley breese morse

bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus

electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi

nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover

the internet - paul baran

icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir

color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes

world's first computer - herman goldstine

modern computer architecture - john von neumann

bittorrent - bram cohen

voip internet telephony - alon cohen

data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv

nemeth code - abraham nemeth

holography - dennis gabor

laser - theodor maiman

instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn

first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus

electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg

drip irrigation - simcha blass

ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro

photo booth - anatol marco josepho

medicine:

pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch

defibrillators - bernard lown

anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin

polio vaccine - jonas salk

test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman

test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal

penicillin - ernst boris chain

pregnancy test - barnhard zondek

antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion

discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter

chemotherapy - paul ehrlich

discovery of prions - stanley prusiner

psychoanalysis - sigmund freud

rubber condoms - julius fromm

birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus

asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein

blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner

acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion

vitamins - caismir funk

technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow

antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg

a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov

homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann

aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun

science:

theory of relativity - albert einstein

theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell

quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz

quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein

microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn

neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria

counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter

genetic engineering - paul berg

discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre

discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias

discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter

discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose

discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez

modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann

stainless steel - hans goldschmidt

gas powered vehicles

interferometer - albert abraham michelson

discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe

proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman

biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof

electron-positron collider - bruno touschek

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Michael Kenna（British, b.1953）

Spring Poplar Trees, Pavia, 2019 Sepia toned, silver gelatin photograph 8 x 8 inches via more

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Tumblr’s Object Sexyman polling comes out next month at 2:25 AM UST!!! Spring on over to the polls to vote for your favorite most sexy, swaggy, hot object show character!!! If you submit characters as of updating this blog, they do not count!!! Btw, I plan to start voting tomorrow! So be prepared to vote!!!!

Characters in the poll!

Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity Invitational)

Mephone4s (Inanimate Insanity S1)

Two (TPOT)

Screwdriver (Showvember S1)

Printer (Titletext[])

Words With Friends Tile (It's Time For The)

Liam Plecak (HFJONE)

Bryce Hansen (HFJONE)

Whippy Creamy (HFJONE)

Acid (Animatic Battle)

Bean (5SOS: Bean's Show / BFG)

Tree (The Power of Two)

Lollipop (Battle for B. F. D. I)

GPS (The Nightly Manor)

Fan (Inanimate Insanity)

Popcorn (Showvember)

Chocolate Bar (Extraordinary Excellent Entities)

Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)

Airy (hfjone)

Mephone4 (Inanimate Insanity)

Four (Battle for B. F. D. I)

Springy the spring (Inanimate Insanity Invitational)

Black Hole (The Power of Two)

Taco (Inanimate Insanity)

Ann (The Waiting Room)

Cane's Cup (Animatic Battle)

Kurasan (CFMOT)

Michael (Love of the S*n)

Sean (Love of the s*n)

Oodle (Animated Inanimate Battle)

Animatic (Animatic Battle)

Hourglass (Object Kerfuffle)

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i havent played twisted wonderland describe all the main characters but badly

Ace: the perfect embodiment of your local chaotic 16-year-old

Deuce: mommy's silly little problem boy who desperately tries to multiply his singular braincell

Riddle: rule-obsessed tomato with anger issues who has never seen a bar of chocolate irl

Trey: teeth-brushing accidental parental figure who probably spikes half of his pastries with marijuana

Cater: the type of guy to sing Two Trucks during a mental breakdown

Leona: it's not me acting like an ass, it's my depression

Ruggie: so adorable that you wouldn't be mad at him even if he successfully robbed a whole ass bank

Jack: i-it's not like I like you, b-baka

Azul: ultimate bottom octobussy (according to approximately every Azul stan I've ever encountered)

Jade: default manipulative evil butler character

Floyd: fan-favorite psychopath

Kalim: what's wrong with manslaughter, why aren't men allowed to laugh? :'(

Jamil: in desperate need of "I'm with stupid" shirts

Vil: "Bad Romance"-era Lady Gaga fan who can & will give you a 5-hour lecture about why gender roles are a spawn from hell (he's right)

Epel: idolizes Gigachad & also radiates big transmasc energy

Rook: hon hon la baguette (French Duolingo owl)

Idia: Levi from Obey Me! except sassier, even more depressed, and with flaming hair

Ortho: that one young child who just casually hangs out with the adults & no one questions a thing (also likes genocide)

Malleus: stealing gargoyles from ancient buildings = a declaration of my unrequited love for you

Lilia: punk grandpa who looks like a teenaged Discord e-girl

Silver: classic love interest from one of those otome games where the MC is a super feminine brunette damsel in distress with bangs, an actual face, and literally no personality

Sebek: sasaeng fanboy

Grim: token glutton mascot character with a squeaky voice

Crowley: Diavolo from Obey Me! except he's an irresponsible middle-aged wannabe Michael Jackson in an aloha shirt

Crewel: TILF (teacher I'd like to fuck)

Trein: don't talk to me or my cat or my cat portraits or my cat mug ever again

Vargas: JoJo character

Sam: dealer who has some sort of obsession with the devil

MC: how tf did all of this happen

...and now, I'm asking you to guess my favorite characters based on these descriptions.

[nexttopbadbitch]

S I L V A & Shiny Things

[blueberrypancakesworld]

Michael Gavey - NSFW Alphabet

warning : +18, It's getting steamy under the cut

Info : I needed more of this sweet crunchy bar lover so here we have a alphabet and I loved writing it. As always have fun reading ;)

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A = Aftercare (how they are after sex).

°After sex he is either very very affectionate has his hand on his sweetheart, on her breast, her cheek, her side. He just has to touch her to know that he wasn't dreaming that he actually had her next to him. He kissed her all over while offering her a crunchy bar and his eyes would just light up with love and devotion. Like a sweet golden retriever who just wants to adore her.

°,,You were everything...so wonderful...I love you"

°Or he's the "that never happened" kinda guy who doesn't know what to do with his feelings and it's almost like a scandalous relationship in his eyes. But then he would be rather awkward and wouldn't quite know what to do and lie there like a plank but he would still do the praising.

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B = Bodypart (his favorite part of you and them)

°Michael knows he's not an athlete or a rich kid from a family with not much money. But his shirt and khaki pants had their own style. When it comes to his body, it's next to his genius, which is unrivaled and he loves to show off, to see how he's better than his favorite or the other guy. But if he had to choose it would be his eyes and his silver tongue. He loved to watch his favorite, to pay close attention to her reactions when he slept with her. He also knew that she loved his eyes, she always said that she could see his love for her in his gaze every time. A compliment that made him blush. But especially when it came to the nightly bedtime activities with his favorite, it quickly turned out that his sayings also had action. He knew that even if he suffocated between her thighs, he could satisfy her.

°He loves everything. He loves everything about her, everything. He loved the way she looked at him, the way her emotions showed when he interacted with her, loved and adored her. Her hands that clasped his, stroking his cheek and praising his hair. Her soft, shapely breasts that he loved to massage, putting his hand on them or his face. The sounds of her voice, sometimes praising, sometimes arousing, sometimes warning. Her eyes that reflected his lust when they made love, that he saw light up when he made her compliments. When she did the tasks he gave her correctly. She was perfect...but if he had to choose perfectly, it would be her breasts and thighs. He just loves to see the soft skin pressed against the fabric. A short skirt that showed off her legs, a short top without a bra where her nipples pressed against the fabric. Leaving red stripes and kisses on her sensitive skin, all he had to do was touch her. Michael loved it and loved it just as much to take photos of it without her knowing he was her little personal photographer just to give her these photos as a gift in an album.

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C= Cum (anything to do with cum)

°Michael is a little pervert on the inside of course on the outside he is your sterotypical nerd with a weakness for math. But he would and will do anything to get inside her, of course only if his sweetheart lets him. But his imagination was always there when he jerked off to her picture at night, letting his imagination run wild. He almost came when his beloved allowed him to come inside her, he was completely mesmerized to see the viscous liquid running out of her.

°,,Thank you ma'm...that's-it's-it's just so pretty"

°When it comes to his darling's sperm, he's not above anything. He does everything and would do anything to satisfy her, always going to her center and using his silver tongue as often as his darling wants, of course. But even with cum play he doesn't really have a problem, it's just another erotic thing in the whole picture of eroticism for him.

°,,Can you please come again? Please darling I'll make it good yes?

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D = Dirty Secret (self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

°He was the mysterious stalker who had the obsession with her when she came to university. Suddenly, photos of her always appeared in her room, whether in the middle of a lecture, in the cafeteria or outside. Within a few weeks, however, the initial photos of everyday life turned into erotic photos. A photo of her wrapped only in a towel, her breasts clearly visible while getting dressed. Her underwear and T-shirts were stolen, only for them to reappear a few days later with mysterious stains. Michael had almost built up a small shrine to her in his room. Every day, every afternoon and every evening he stalked her verses just to fuck his cock with her panty in the evening. Until all the stalking suddenly ended when the new student got together with the math nerd who stood by her side with math jokes, roses and new t-shirts?

°He would like to try out a role-playing game somehow. Above all, he can't get rid of the idea of the math professor and his student. He had often helped his darling with his homework, he knew math but he just loved to show off his genius. Having his favorite sitting in front of him at one of the desks just to bend her over it to fuck her over her mistakes just to get her to correct her failures knowing that she had done a sloppy job and she had to do the assignments again.

°,,You made a mess out of it...I guess if you want to get your grade back up you'll have to come to me again"

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

°He doesn't really have any experience apart from his imagination, his hand and his pillow which he has always humped. He has read hundreds of books and articles on the whole subject but has no real experience. He once thought of visiting a prostitute only to change his mind and lock himself back in his room and read more about it all. Inside he was just afraid of not being good enough for his partner.

°But just because he has no experience doesn't mean he doesn't know what to do. As awkward as he may seem at first glance, just so overwhelmed by his sweetheart, it turns out that his sharp tongue that always brings the comments home is a true silver tongue. He completely makes up for his excitement and awkwardness with this one and does it more than well.

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F = Favorite position (without saying you know what it's about)

°Cowgirl = He just loves having you in his complete gaze. Watching his heart move her hips, her hair tousled, her gaze full of arousal, her eyes closed and open at the same time, her hands running over his torso, holding on to him and leaving red streaks of ecstasy. It was an alternation of dominance as she either let go of him completely and he had to move his hips himself or she used her muscles to tease him. Or Michael would simply place his hands on her hips and set the tone, driving it on when she could take no more.

°Oral = Not an obvious position but something Michael especially loves to do is just kneel down under her table, between her thighs on the bed or right in the library behind the many bookshelves. He would do anything because he knows exactly how tempting it is for him and her. Michael loves just holding her, his fingers on her hips, pulling her back against him, hearing the sounds she makes before traveling back by his hair.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? are they funny? etc.)

°Yes Michael is more the serious type which doesn't mean he isn't nervous every time or just overwhelmed by the thought of sleeping with his sweetheart. He just wants everything to be perfect for him and her like a math formula.

°Which doesn't mean he's not cute because his jokes here and there with his sayings make her laugh which lightens the mood and takes the seriousness out of it.

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H = Hair (how shaved is it? Does the trunk match the apple? ect.)

°Not only a math fanatic but also someone who pays attention to tidiness, Michael shaves his hair every time he goes to the shower, which is not every other day. On the other hand, he would give a completely biology and work-based answer if his sweetheart assured him that she didn't care if he shaved or not.

°Upstairs his light brown sometimes street dog blond hair is more of a dark brown when you look down but it doesn't really bother him and his partner either on the contrary it almost looks cute.

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I = Intimacy (how are they at the moment the romantic aspect)

°Michael is a great romantic, at least when it comes to memorizing and thinking up poems. He has read enough Goethe and Shakespear to know how to flatter a woman. He will adore you, shower his darling with poetic poems and emphasize it with gestures.

°Gestures like kisses, caresses, a light scratching of her skin as a little preview of the little romantic hint of more when he traced the lace of her underwear. Michael Gavey is a little romantic guy who is very keen on this more traditional way of courting and will show up with a rose every time.

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J = Jack off ( mastubation headcanon)

°He was her stalker, of course he would never hurt her, he couldn't. She had him in the palm of her hand without her even knowing it. But initially, before he got her heart, it was like an addiction. On MySpace he had already printed out every photo of her in the bikini theater or any other outfits that even pulled a little skin. He hung them on the wall and the ones that weren't double-sided simply served him as wank templates. He had cds full of her pictures, messages and recordings he had made which he listened to while looking at her picture on his screen, his cock in his hand imagining it was her cunt he was pounding.

°For him, all it took to masturbate was a look from you, a smile, a sagging bra, a short skirt. Michael escaped to the toilet as often as he could during this time to take care of his hardness. He was sure she knew he was doing it, that it only excited him more and that she was just waiting to see him again.

°But even after he gets together with his favorite, he won't be able to get rid of his habits. She still made him hard and this time she was aware of it and loved to use her own hand to tease him this time.

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Kink = (one or more of the kinks)

°Praise kink = Michael even if he knows he is the best needs reassurance in the one thing he is unsure about. Sex. He needs the validation of his favorite, needs to see how good he is when he used his tongue to bring her to orgasm after orgasm. He needs the confirmation that he is good for her his darling when he fucks her his cock is enough.

°,,You are perfect...ah-fuck so good for me my goddess"

°Mommy/Ma'm kink = Initially not wanting to admit that he had something like this, he knew deep inside that he had something like this. That he had two sides, the dominant one where he needed her validation, became her proud plaything and let himself go when she allowed it. As well as the submissive side he loved it when she pulled his hair and just used him because she was allowed to be his mommy's perfect darling.

°,,Ma'm I-I please I'll be good I promise I-I won't come without your permission please mommy"

°Degradation = side degradation is something he and his partner made use of. When she had him under her or he was between her thighs, these nasty side comments were stimulating for both of them. If it wasn't her, then it was Michael who always made his darling blush with his questions and statements.

°,,What's up doll? Mhhh is my schwnaz too much or are you just stupid? Extra stupid for me to discipline you, isn't that right?

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L = Location (favorite place to do it)

°The classic bedroom, at least the one room you all have at your disposal. Which is why it comes down to either his room or that of his favorite. The bed, which is wide enough for both of them, has always been perfect so far. Perfect for riding him so he fucks her in the pillows and sheets and he disappears under the covers to get between her legs.

°The less classic place but his favorite place to study and fuck is the library. The library is big, full of books, tables and chairs, the perfect place to have fun under the tables or in the evenings when no one was there anyway and they had every seat for her. Much to the chagrin of the librarian who suddenly found books on the floor every time.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on)

°Praise = Michael loves to be praised by his ma'm, his goddess, and to be told how good he is, how perfect he feels and how well-behaved he is. It only takes a few words to turn him into a needy pink-cheeked boy.

°,,Say I'm good please? Please ma'm I'm so good"

°Clothes = Michael knows almost every item of his favorite's clothing by heart. He knows every short and long skirt, every t-shirt and top as well as every shirt and dress. He loves it when his heart leaves the first two extra buttons undone to show him which bra he is wearing or not wearing. When he let his fingers wander over the soft fabric just to dive underneath.

°,,Did you put on the extra short skirt for me? Darling I love you"

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N = No (something they wouldn't do, dismissing)

°Threesome/Orgies = Share no. Michael, even if it doesn't look like it, is a pretty jealous person. And something he doesn't like and wouldn't like would be a threesome and/or an orgy. It wouldn't feel good and special to him anymore, he would want to have his sweetheart for himself, the togetherness, the perfection you have developed. He wants to be the one who gets your praise and not someone else.

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O = Oral (preference whether giving or receiving, skill, ect.)

°Michael always wants to give his favorite oral pleasure. He sometimes likes it more than sleeping with her when he can just kiss his way up her legs. He knows that he has a silver tongue knows that his sweetheart can always just use it and he enjoys it. Enjoys it when she pushes him down on his knees, strokes his hair in praise and tells him how good he is when she takes his glasses off his nose and kisses him gently. The smile on her lips made him whimper she was just so beautiful. There was nothing better for him than to serve her through this, because he could be closer to her than ever before and had everything he wanted.

°,,Just let me serve you darling I promise it will be worth it"

°When it comes to getting it, he is a little insecure at first, not because he doesn't want it but because he actually wants it the other way around. His darling kneeling in front of him, she had to tell him a thousand times that it was okay, that she would like to try it. Before the most whimpering and needy sounds escaped him that echoed in the room.

°,,My heart this is-ah fuck god this is unbelievable-I mean you are-fucking unbelievable".

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P = Pace (are they fast and hard? slow and sensitive? etc.)

°Michael will pretty much always go with what his favorite wants. By nature, he can't control himself very well and would rather go for a mix of the two, spoiling her slowly and intimately. Only to fuck her afterwards to pay attention to her words and give her what she wants.

°If his darling wants it differently, he directs her accordingly - it's a game of give and take between the two of them. He gave her what she wanted and she spoiled him with what he was entitled to.

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Q = Quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often etc)

°Michael is not the type for quickies, not that he wouldn't do it for his sweetheart, but for him it's something that has no real appeal. He wants to take his time to enjoy the game and not just do everything so quickly. However, if his darling wants it and he has nothing planned, he would try it at least a few times.

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

°Michael only really starts to experiment with his sweetheart when he gets together with her. Before that he only had himself and his fantasies, but with his girlfriend who was just as keen to experiment as he was and they both started to try out all sorts of things together it only sparked the love between them even further.

°Michael would risk everything if it came down to a moment of swearing. Not only would he give everything for her, but he would risk his entire reputation (which he doesn't really have) at the university to try something with her.

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long can they last?)

°Michael can go as long as his sweetheart wants in theory. But when it comes to a romantic evening, two or three rounds are possible if he has eaten his crunchy bar. But if he uses his tongue then the night can go on all the time he doesn't get tired of her pretty body he just wants to give her everything.

°,,One more time? Oh darling, I'll do anything for you"

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T = Toys (do they have toys? do they use them? on their partner or themselves?)

°Blindfold = He loves it when his sweetheart uses the fabric, puts the blindfold on him and he just gives himself to her. When she tells him to get between her thighs and he can only rely on his other senses. Her praise reaches his ears and he just wants to make her feel good even more. He is "at her mercy" and her hands run over his body caressing him, but it can also be the other way around. When he puts the blindfold on her to make her experience with him even better. When he kisses his way down her body and leaves light scratches. It's a night of pampering.

°Paddle/Ruler = The punishment if he was too naughty and didn't listen to his orders then it was time to pull the wood over his body, or he pulled it over her body depending on which of the two wanted what. But apart from hitting and taking care of the red sore skin, they used the toy with the blindfold together. Just more sensations in a more limited field of vision.

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U = Unfair (how they love to tease)

°Michael loves to tease his sweetheart of course this is all just a prelude to the evening but he also knows the more he teases the more his mommy will punish him for it. But when he teases it's usually light touches over her hand up to her breast it's so light it could have never happened. The eyes behind the glasses watching everything, the smirk on his lips when he saw her rubbing her thighs together, trying to get away from him just so he would follow her and not get away from her.

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V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make, etc.)

°Michael is relatively careful with his volume, especially when it's still daytime and he's always a bit afraid of being discovered. But when they are together in one of the two rooms with the door locked and the curtains closed, he lets out his whimpers, moans and praises. The longer the session between them goes on, the more needy and louder he becomes.

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

°He was completely afraid that his heart would leave him when she found out that he was her stalker. But as he waited with tears in his eyes for a slap or something, the last thing he expected was a gentle touch followed by a tug on his hair strands. It was that evening that they had spent the night

°He would blow all his fuses if he came into his room one day and found his darling there dressed in nothing but his shirts and one of his glasses. It would be the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

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X = X-ray (let's look under the clothes)

°Under the dark happy trail when it's not shaved off, it's 16cm/6.29921in long and wide enough for her hand to close around it. The tip is definitely a light pink like his cheeks when he gets nervous. As well as some of the veins that are visible when he's aroused.

°He knows he's enough because even though he's not a top athlete, every time he made love to her her sounds, praise and touch were enough for him to know that his body was enough.

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Y = Yearning (how high is the sex drive?)

°Pretty high. The hand, fantasies and images he had were no longer enough. Which is why he was all the more grateful that he had his darling. Of course he respected her needs and praised her all the more and was all the more grateful when she responded to him, because he often wanted to.

°What usually began as daydreams and thoughts quickly turned into something when she saw the dreamy look on his face. When his glasses slipped slightly and his cheeks turned slightly pink. Before she coaxed what he wanted out of him and they both disappeared into the rooms.

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Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

°Michael Gavey is a precise guy when it comes to times, when he studies and also when he sleeps. He usually falls asleep very quickly, but he will always always always always find time for his darling. He runs his fingers through her hair, takes her hand and kisses her goodnight. He takes time to enjoy even the last moments and make them as pleasant/romantic as possible.

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[i2rizz]

Haunt my boss!!

Fandom: Blue lock!

Characters: Ghost!Kaiser and gn! reader

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The office was as dead as your will to be there, lit by buzzing fluorescent lights and filled with the faint scent of coffee and broken dreams. You were supposed to be filing reports, but instead, you were stuck in the storage room, digging through mountains of old junk because your boss decided you were “the most reliable.” Translation: no one else wanted to do it.

You groaned, pushing aside a dusty stack of papers when your fingers hit something cold and metallic. You pulled it out—a silver hand mirror, ornate and oddly heavy. The moment you touched it, the air turned icy, and the lights flickered.

Then, you heard it—a low chuckle, smooth and arrogant.

“Finally,” the voice said.

You spun around and nearly tripped over your own feet. Standing there, shimmering faintly in the dim light, was… a man. No, not just a man—a ghost. And not just any ghost. This one looked like he’d just walked off the cover of some high-end sports magazine. Blonde hair, piercing eyes, a smirk that could start wars.

“Who—what—” you stammered, pointing an unsteady finger at him.

He rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. “The proper response is, ‘Wow, you’re amazing,’ but I guess I can forgive your lack of taste. I’m Michael Kaiser.”

“A ghost?” you managed to choke out.

“The best ghost,” he corrected, flashing a grin that was somehow both charming and insufferable.

You blinked. “Why are you haunting a storage room in an office building?”

“First of all, I don’t haunt. I exist with style. Secondly, I’m here because someone like me doesn’t just disappear quietly. I’m too important for that.”

“Right,” you said, still trying to wrap your head around the fact that a ghost with the ego of a professional athlete was standing in front of you.

“So, what do you want?” he asked, leaning casually against a shelf, even though he was floating. “Autograph? Pep talk?”

“I want to finish my work and go home,” you snapped. “But since you’re here, maybe you could haunt my boss instead of me.”

Kaiser raised an eyebrow, his smirk growing. “Your boss? That guy in the bad suit who thinks he’s God’s gift to humanity?”

“Yep, that’s the one.”

“Hah. Sounds like competition,” he said, pushing off the shelf. “Alright, I’ll do it. Let’s see how he handles me.”

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The next day, you were trying—and failing—not to laugh as your boss stomped around, muttering about “faulty wiring” and “cheap furniture.”

“WHO MOVED MY CHAIR?!” he roared, spinning around to find it perched neatly on top of his desk.

You glanced at the corner of the room, where Kaiser was lounging invisibly, tossing an imaginary ball from hand to hand. He shot you a wink before vanishing.

Moments later, a stack of papers flew off your boss’s desk, scattering like confetti.

“Unbelievable!” your boss barked, his face turning red.

Kaiser reappeared beside you, arms crossed. “Is this guy for real? He’s easier to rile up than Isagi on a bad day.”

“Whos isagi?.. Never mind..-you’re having way too much fun,” you whispered, trying not to laugh.

“Of course I am,” he said, flashing that trademark smirk. “I’m a genius. Chaos is my art form.”

By lunch, Kaiser had moved on to whispering insults through the vents. Watching your boss whip his head around, shouting, “WHO SAID THAT?!” was probably the highlight of your week.

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By the third day, things were getting out of hand. Kaiser had started rearranging furniture, messing with the lights, and writing cryptic messages on the whiteboard.

Your boss looked like he hadn’t slept in days. He jumped at every little noise, his tie askew and his hair a mess.

“Alright, you need to dial it back,” you told Kaiser when the office was empty.

“What? This is barely a warm-up,” he said, tossing his hair like he was on a red carpet.

“I don’t want him to have a heart attack,” you said. “Just… embarrass him a little.”

Kaiser sighed dramatically. “Fine, but you’re ruining my fun.”

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That evening, as the office fell silent, you found yourself sitting at your desk while Kaiser hovered nearby.

“So,” you said, breaking the silence, “why are you really here? Stuck, I mean.”

He didn’t answer right away, his usual smirk fading slightly. “I guess… I didn’t want to be forgotten. Someone like me doesn’t just disappear, you know? I was supposed to be the best. The name everyone remembered.”

You frowned. “That’s… kind of sad.”

He scoffed, but there was no real bite to it. “Yeah, well. It’s not so bad now. You’re not the worst company I’ve had.”

You rolled your eyes, but your chest ached a little. “Well, if it helps, you’ve made my life way more interesting.”

His smirk returned, softer this time. “Of course I have.”

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The next morning, you walked into the office to find your boss standing frozen in front of the whiteboard. Scrawled across it in bold, confident letters was:

“Bow down to your new king. —Kaiser.”

Your boss turned to you, his face pale. “Who… who wrote this?!”

You shrugged, biting the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.

Meanwhile, Kaiser appeared beside you, arms crossed and looking smug as ever. “Perfection, isn’t it?”

“You’re impossible,” you whispered, but you couldn’t stop smiling.

“Only because I’m that good,” he replied, winking before disappearing into thin air.

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Idk if its good since i wrote this in like- less than 30mins but please leave your thoughts on my very first one shot/post! Yes you can make requests and i will try to write them the sooner i can if i find them interesting and im comfortable w it! Have a great day/night!!

[4eternal-life]

Michael Kenna  /English,  b. 1953

Forest Edge, Hokuto, Hokkaido Japan, 2004

From the Japan series

8 x 7½" toned gelatin silver print mounted and matted on 20 x 16" board

https://www.vagabond-des-etoiles.com/arts/photographie/hokkaido-michael-kenna/