aut1smkid

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ZombiePhone4

@lybelulacony these are some old drawings from December of last year I left in my drafts and forgot to post. I hope you like em!!!

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heres a fake screenshot for this au I made just now

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🐼💜 𝓑𝔽ά𝔪𝔻 𝓐𝓊 ⓓσ𝐨Ⓓ𝔩𝕖вⓄάʳᗪ! 👍🍓

BFAMD is basically an au where inanimate insanity and bfdi swap concepts, and personalities. Original concept by @puppyrelp. All the algebraliens are robots if you didn't notice.

!Not associated with Jacknjellify or AnimationEpic!

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Gelp how do u have the confidence to post vore content…I fear people will cast stones at me if I share my thoughts…

ANYWAYS HEAR ME OUT ON TH3 FL00R from III AS A PRED…ITS LITERALLY CANON GAHHH I LOVE HIM <3333

makes sense. I thought so too at one point. Hell, I even made vore art too. 👇👇👇

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*Walks by with a suspiciously Steve Cobbs shaped neck*

ermmm...thats not suspicious at all.../jk

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we scurry into your askbox like the pest that we are

m3ph0ne3gs pred...please hear me out

since he's an older model, we like to think that on top of the purring there'd also be chirrs and static... his stomach would be less padded than the newer mephones, but it'd still be comfy to lay in it.

however...you would need to be pretty convincing for him to eat you because hed be scared to hurt you. even when you convince him hed be as gentle and careful as he can be.

waugh....!!!

a cane comes by and we're dragged off the stage

woahg....ehehehehe... Unwilling preds..... Ouuugh.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I get the appeal man…I GET THE FUCKING APPEAL!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

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ermmm...the vore brainrot got to me... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 @panvnsleake

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(people in a group begged me to share this awhile back so here you go)

Sticky-Fingered Snack

Pairing: Steve Cobs x Thief! Reader

Summary: After being caught stealing from him, Cobs "punishes" you for it.

Word Count: 1065

PLEASE DO NOT HARASS ME FOR MAKING THIS! BE A GOOD SPORT!

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SOFT, SAFE, SFW VORE. IF ANY OF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, PLEASE DO NOT READ.

"Alright, Y/N. Just grab the phone, and get outta here." You thought to yourself as you and your friends hopped out of the hot air balloon. You guys were known for being infamous crooks, stealing lots of things; jewelry, artifacts, paintings, you name it. Whatever you could get your hands on you'd take it. As long as no one saw you, you'd be alright. Today, the newest MephoneX had released, and you and your buddies wanted to be some of the first lucky objects to get your hands on them. "Okay guys, we gotta be fast, because this is one of our biggest heists yet!" Announced one of your friends. "Not only are we gonna be the talk of the town, but we're hitting riches tonight!" 

"But isn't this place infamous for it's high tech security?" You asked.  "Don't worry, Y/N! The ear behind this company may be a genius, but if we act quickly enough, it'll be like it never occurred. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?" You wished your friend hadn't said that. But maybe they were right. Most of the time, the investigation usually got the detectives nowhere. 

On your mark, you and your friends dashed into the store, grabbing all that you could get your hands on. You grabbed one of the new models and stuffed it into your hoodie pocket as you made your way to the doors. But all of a sudden.... 

You were startled by the loud alarm blaring on the intercom. "Go, go, go, go, GO! NOW!" You shouted as your friends hurrily scurried to the exit. "But wait for-" the automatic door shut behind them, locking and leaving you trapped inside. You scratched on the doors, praying to God that they would open so you could get the hell outta there. But then...You heard it. The footsteps echoed closer as you saw him: The CEO himself and creator behind it all, Mr. Steve Cobs.

 "The alarm must've summoned him out here..." you thought. You breathed heavily as your heart felt like it was beating out of your chest. Your eyes made contact as suspense creeped up your back. He pressed a button on his phone, shutting off the alarm. "Well, if it isn't Y/N L/N!" He exclaimed. "I had a feeling you'd turn up!" He held out his hand. You were hesitant at first, but reluctantly shook it. "Yeah. That's me... Heh." You chuckled nervously. You had a feeling that he could tell you were nervous. I mean, you where sweating head to toe. Wasn't it obvious? "So... Why'd you do it?" 

You pretended to be confused. "Haha... What do you mean...?" 

"Why did you think out of all things that you could get away with stealing from me? I'm an owner of a large scale company after all. Did you really think you could get away with it?" 

"I umm... I just-I-"

"Save it. Now...What do I do with you?... I could just call the cops, but what good would that do? In fact, I think I've got a better punishment for you..."

Grrrrgle... 

He scooped you up by the hood. Hanging you over his face. You caught a glimpse of his green, drooling maw as he shoves your little paws in. Then your thighs, all the way up to your chin. Your face eventually is inside his hot wet maw, only leaving your puny little hands sticking out of his mouth. Then...

Glrrk-ulp!

You plopped feet first into his hot, squishy stomach. Covering you in that slimy, yellow acid. "Hah.... Just love that sweet taste of karma. Can't ever get enough of it!"  He patted his hand on his gut, seemingly enjoying your squirmy attempts of getting out of this sticky situation.(Knee slap)  You felt him regurgitate the phone that you attempted to steal, chuckling about at the fact you thought you could get the best of him. You heard him tell one of his bots to wipe up the saliva covered phone and put it back on display, which it did as told. You felt like you deserved this fate, punishment for all that you have done, as you waited for the digestion to kick in... 

But after a few minutes went by, you never heard the sound of sizzling acid coating your paws. Only the relaxing sounds of gurgles and churns, accompanied by the sweet sounds of Cobs’ soft heartbeat and breathing. It was like a warm lullaby. “Why?” You wondered. “Why would he keep me alive for so long? Does he enjoy my filling? Was he just hungry?” Those were the last thoughts that echoed in your head. And then sooner enough, you were already asleep.

You awoken to find yourself on a soft, cozy bed. Turns out he spared you and tucked you in until you woke up. And there he was, sitting on his MecBook Pro.™ "Finally awake, I see?" He charmed in while you were sitting there on the bed. "Why?" You asked. "Hm?" "Why would you keep me alive?" You repeated. "Oh I just wanted to teach you a lesson that's all." You winced in pain as you looked at your arm. It was covered up to your shoulder in a bloodied bandage. "I might have accidentally let some digestion kick in. Don't worry. It'll heal over the span of a month or two." you had also noticed there was also bangages on your left leg and torso. He must have been hungry, huh? He walked over and sat next to you, and got a little too close for comfort near your face."If I ever see you walk into this store and pull another move like you did, you won't come out alive. Got it?" You nodded nervously. He pulled out the phone that you stole and gave it to you. "I'll let you have this, but on ONE condition. I set parental controls so that you won't get into trouble. I will know if you try to turn them off. And trust me, It WON'T be pretty." He motioned for you to get up and held his hand as he walked to the entrance with you. "Here. Go on. Shoo." He hissed. Seemed like he was back to his usual self. You could tell he wasn't usually all that kind like he was. And one thing was for sure; you'd never try to steal again. 

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stoopid

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DO WHAT HE SAYS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Today's spam special: one message for every person you tag! (stackable)

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(ordered by @cloudstongue)

Kicked out due to crashing task manager: Maryland

This is my first time receiving one of these actually.

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forgot to post this here oops (TдT)

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Me core :3

Btw they have names:

Holy smokes! - Colan

Omga! - Fuzz

Golly Geebweezers! - Maria Uhh yeah idk what it said - <ENTITY>

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Cooking up an ii au…. Stay tuned….

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if you don’t mind me asking, why are you interested in vore?

THIS IS IMPORTANT! PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE!

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"( – ⌓ – )=3

(πーπ) I feared the day this question would be asked...

(⌐■⋀■) ⊂(u.u) brace yourself anon...

(⌐■_■) ⊂( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ for you are not ready to hear...

(⌐■o■) ⊂( ´Д｀)ﾉ My tragic backstory…

So...rewind back to somewhere around 2016. My second family decided to bless me with.. An IPad. Everything was all fine and dandy: I was playing games, drawing characters from TV, and typical stuff for a child my age. But, one day... I was curious. I happened to discover the app known...as Safari. I was looking up my favorite things at the time; My Little Pony, Pokemon, Yokai Watch, and stuff like that. But something had caught my eye... Something that I would regret for the rest of my life. I had looked up my favorite Pokemon, Sylveon. Everything was all kid friendly, but then I noticed that there was an image with words I didn't understand. "What's wrong, big boy? Never had your c*ck sucked by a Pokémon before~? I decided to dig a little deeper into the world wide web. I was looking at images of Ponies at the time, and saw something interesting; a pony with a big, ginormous belly. I was intrigued by the sight. Sure I was confused, so I decided to look it up.

Vorarephilia a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in general practice.

Little did I know, this would spiral into an unhealthy obsession. The more that I learned, the more I desired. Skip back to a few weeks later, my parents discovered my search history. They then had a long talk with me, interrogated me like I was a criminal suspect. I explained to them what it was. The rest was pretty much a blur to me. When I try to think about it... It hurts. It hurts so fucking bad just thinking about it. And somehow this led to a talk about the birds and the bees. And all that time to think I was 6 years old. I was too young. If only I had talked to them about what I had seen instead of digging deeper, none of this shit wouldn't have fucking happened in the first place. Every single day it haunts me. Shame. Guilt. Confusion. Embarrassment. It hits me like a fucking truck. Later this would lead to hypersexuality. Which I'm still trying to figure out how to control.

But, I'm doing fine in the end. Sure my entire childhood went down the drain, but at least I learned a valuable lesson: We must consider long-run consequences as well as immediate ones, and distant people as well as those nearby.

If this is a problem, feel free to block me!

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🧄🍞

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Soooooo uhh Virgy (the VHS)

How's life ya silly goose

How are ur parents doing

Virgy- Other than that I'm fine! How bout you?