#mhw spoilers

[unwilling-therapist]

I'm sorry but I just played the monster hunter wilds beta and who is this wonderfully distinguished little gentleman. your honor i love him.

[akirameta84]

just beat the base game of mhw :] its so good. xeno was fun but easier than i expected- that was my first try, and i didnt faint once. farcasted once for potions, but thats it

its been around...100 hours. so i suppose itll be 100 more until iceborne's content is done lmfao. i like going slow

god. love this game

[biohazard-inevitable]

So beat the main story of monster hunter world and also started iceborne today and my thoughts are this:

Harmless

THIS FUCKER BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT WHY WHY WHY LET ME FUCKIN- AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sielustaja]

I absolutely love this screenshot the game took of the moment I died and failed the quest

[zhephs-dlc]

This thing is SO cool, can't wait to fight volt-magala-kaboom-seregios!

[flamehande]

Really enjoyed the Monster Hunter Wilds beta gameplay.

[lokh]

FUCKKK I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!

[brinehater]

WARNING: FLASHING. DEFINITELY FLASHING/RAPID CUTTING.

the dragonsplague descends (aka plagued pawn enrichment)

ft. @edgier-than-a-diamond's Allen and @pawnguild's Hesperos (I promise I'll wash them later and give them worthy gifts!)

[grinkening]

On it boss

On that monster hunter world soundtrack grind

[abraxasrinbalt]

I wish I liveblogged about monster hunter lmao. It was a wild ride.

Spoilers for mhw below lmao

I start the game

I follow the main quests exclusively

I'm too afraid to do any big hunts by myself and make a friend or my Partner In Cringe help me whenever possible

I run for my life from rathalos and rathian when I find them

Anjanath is my biggest enemy and my greatest fear

Spent most of my time going on expeditions to get endemic life for my room.

I have 3 forest pteryx and I love them deeply

I make it into High Rank somehow

Still haven't soloed either rath. Still haven't solo'd much of anything

Enter: Bazelgeuse, more lovingly called the B-52 bomber.

This fucker is my paralysis demon. I am VERY AFRAID of him.

He ruins many of my hunts

Also enter Deviljho. Known colloquially as a Pickle. I finally get why ff14 content creator Drak referred to that one boss as a Pickle.

He ruins many hunts that Bazelgeuse didn't

I hate them both. Partner tells me we're gonna hunt a B-52 bomber to try to make me less afraid. It doesn't work but I appreciate the effort.

Game eventually wants me to kill elder dragons. I put this off as long as possible.

Get bored of waiting (and also forgot I was supposed to get PiC to help, we ended up fucking up a bunch of black diablos that day instead)

Accidentally pick the easiest one to deal with. Kill it on my first attempt of the mission.

Also learn that the Girros are suffering from cordyceps fungus. Hate that.

Pick the single most annoying one second, also by accident. Beg PiC to help me because I don't have the APM or skill to control the WIMDY FUMKIN BOY. L + Ratio + I'm too fresh to MH

I cause the mission to fail so we try again. Goes better.

Then we meet Toaster.

Good boy 10/10 I'm afraid of him too

Very good fight

I'm now Master Rank and have entered Iceborne. Except not really.

I'm undergeared in the sense that I'm not building with any specific idea in mind, so I can't even get past the first iceborne encounter

I now have to farm rathalos, odogaron and Toaster for gear. This is non negotiable.

I keep getting distracted by endemic life

Any time Bazelgeuse, Deviljho, rathalos or rathian show up uninvited- actually when ANYTHING shows up uninvited. They get dung pods to the face.

I now carry excessive amounts of animal shit in my inventory to make more.

Tonight alone I:

Finished my Flying Kadachi Strikebow after grinding forever yesterday

Anjanath AND Rathian almost ruined my last capture, but somehow I managed to time a flash pod with Rathian knocking over my Critically Wounded Target, blinded everyone, trapped the Tobi-Kadachi amongst the chaos, and tranquilized it before it (or I) met an untimely demise. I never want to do this again.

Hunted One (1) Odogaron and was immediately overstimulated

Hunted a Kirin because I didn't want to negotiate with a rathalos after the above overstimulation

[ars-daemonum]

Old Everwyrm

Also big puppy

[dwarvenfanboy]

How using the Insect glaive against Shara ishvalda feels like

[tofumeat]

i may not own iceborne but i sure as heck can meme 

[spider-bot1]

So we took on Shara ishvalda

Pretty sure its the only monster i managed to keep a little seceret out off all of them in Iceborne

Worth it tho to hear the "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

[pawacelsus]

GUESS WHO JUST BEAT THE BASE GAME OF MHW????

[thegreatyin]

so was anyone gonna tell me that the final boss of the monster hunter world dlc looks fucking terrifying or was i supposed to learn that from tv tropes myself