#mha quotes

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou, watching Midoriya: Don’t know if I should punch him or kiss him Jirou: How about neither Bakugou: Fuck you, just because you said that I’m doing both. At the same time

[murderofcr0wbars]

“Is that fucking Hawks?!”

“No, it's another five-foot birdman with a feather sword.”

[horrorcore2002]

these mha fans WILIN'

[master34645]

“In the end, you’re just a tool for violence, made to keep us down, and violence only breeds violence.” -Shigaraki

Shigaraki is right. Don’t be afraid to show yourself. Don’t be pushed down. Preferably don’t be violent either, it’s not good. Please follow!

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[silverynight]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

[nagitosstolenhand]

[parientou]

"this lasting pain"

[poppy5991]

Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[demonicsuffrage]

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

[silverynight]

*Pro hero Izuku talking to a reporter in the background*

Pro hero Katsuki: Look at him. I died for him, I killed AFO for him, and it was such a bliss, you have no idea...

Random fan *regretting their life choices*: Listen, man, I just came here for an autograph, so please sign my shirt so I can finally leave.

[furifuriiiii]

I’m pretty sure they never show in the anime how they got to class?? But I love the idea that Denki used to show up to UA in his skateboard before they stayed at the dorms, also idk I feel like Bakugo it’s his dad’s baby and he used to take him to class when he wasn’t busy like PLEASE