#mexican moms

[jackeysack]

I have a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother who had a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother who had a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother. Of course she guilted me so bad I quite literally have flashbacks!

[alakuhfuckingzam]

guys i have had a vision of miles telling miguel about the whole 'i can have my cake and eat it too' but the whole times he's using the term bizcocho which means cake in puerto rico but in some parts of mexico it means vagina and i just 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

miles (trying to show off his spanish): see you can have your bizcocho and eat it too!!

miguel: why the fuck are you talking about my pussy

[princemick]

DANIEL and LANDO // sunday, Mexican GP 2023

[gordiicore]

[respectthepetty]

Great is a 30-year-old man, but episode seven of Wandee Goodday could've told me he was a 19-year-old child, and I would've went with it.

Because every time Yak looked sad, I was thinking about how the world was hurting Yei and Cher's only child. Their precious son was in pain!

And each time he was dealt another blow, he looked younger in my eyes. Here he is as a 15-year-old.

When Yei pulled him up by his shirt and threw the boxing gloves behind him, he was 12.

I have baby-fied this man, and the SECOND he said "Doc" in that tiny little voice the way he did, I would have given him EVERYTHING he wanted!

If he wanted a bouncy house, he would get a bouncy house. If he wanted fideo, I would've gotten up right then and there and made him fideo. If he just wanted to put his head in my lap and cry, I would've gotten a cramp in my leg because I wouldn't have moved until he was ready to get up as the little space-themed night light glowed in his room.

Yak is now tesorito (my little treasure).

And only Kao can come over to the house.

The rest of y'all are on notice for hurting mi cielo.

[milkydough]

The Garrick family!!

[evelyn-art-05]

I really do hope that someday parents stop thinking their kids should learn English first, or really any local language, instead of their native tongue when living somewhere

My abuelito didn't learn Spanish first when he was young because his parents didn't want him to grow up "troubled", and so he never fully learned Spanish. And when they died, he ended up forgetting how to speak it at all! He couldn't teach it to my mom, and so my mom couldn't teach it to me, and so much of the culture that we would've had is gone because of that

It's so, SO incredibly important to have sole sort of connection to your family's culture, even just through language, especially when you live in an area where it's extremely lacking!! That entire side of my family has been feeling that disconnect for so long, and my mom has been trying to make up for it by learning every traditional dish she can because learning an entire language is so difficult for her at her age

Please don't think that your kids, or that you yourself, should learn the local most spoken language because it will be "easier." It's just going to make you grieve that connection you could've had

[moodyvoid]

I’m out to dinner with my sister and our mom and me and my sister are both talking about being queer and how lucky we were to grow up in an lgbt+ friendly environment…

and our mom just deadpan says “Yeah… I’d date a woman.” and then goes back to eating her chips and salsa.

[catchymemes]

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[jojo-schmo]

Between Latin American or Spain Spanish which do you think Meta Knight speaks?

I am unfortunately biased because I was born into a Latin American family and that’s the Spanish I speak and know. Particularly Mexican Spanish. But I love all variations of people’s Spanish Meta headcanons!

(English is still my first language tho! I speak and write it the most at school and work, but Spanish is spoken more in my household)

…. sometimes I imagine Meta Knight using phrases that my Mexican father likes to use. Just for fun. And it makes me laugh. :P

[fursectomy]

its stupid that almost all of the beta kids live in the US. jade doesnt but her grandpa is from the US i believe? how is it that theres a handful of kids fated to save the universe or whatever and theyre ALLL american. it would make way more sense if they were scattered all over the globe.

so far i see dave as still living in texas because he very much feels like a product of the american public school system and american individualism. jade also still lives on her island thats fine her gpa is just polynesian to me, and then john lives in hong kong and rose lives in brazil.

rose specifically lives in the southern high planes of brazil bc thats where it snows and for some reason rose living in a snowy location feels important to her upbringing to me? maybe just because of the flashbacks to her playing in the snow. oh also because it makes sense if she lives in a more isolated location.

i think grandpa harley is maori and was originally born in new zealand wow oh my god as im typing this im imagining jade w a kiwi accent and that feels so fitting. anyways i think he sailed out from NZ and found hellmurder island out in the pacific on his travels.

i also like the idea of rose and dave meeting online and dave is fluent in spanish (bro is irish american/mexican) and in english while rose is fluent in portuguese and knows some english. they communicate through spanglish and portuganglish(???)and rose gets better ar conversational english this way. once she starts getting the hang of it (which is very fast) she starts reading more and more english books and quickly accumulates a far bigger vocabulary than dave because dave does not fucking read books like that.

when they talk mainly spanish and portuguese in the beginning dave is like “portuguese speakers sound like theyre trying to speak spanish while having a stroke you’re giving me a headache” and rose is like “sounds like a you problem i understand your spanish just fine” lol.

dave has a weird assortment of spanish vocab that he knows outside of the basics because his only exposure to spanish is from his bro and shitty public school spanish classes.

also bro was raised on dragon ball z and thats part of the reason he styles his hair the way he does. bro has the goku jesus mexican flag hanging in their living room.

[mischiefbuckley]

also the fact that on the national stage for the presidential debate he said “they can’t even speak English” when talking about the immigrants in the United States like fucking come again how fucking racist can you be I didn’t know it was a requirement for people that are fleeing their home countries for the safety of not only themselves but their family to be required to learn and speak another language like again the United States doesn’t have a national language. Also there are millions of people that have lived in this country for years and decades and don’t speak English or know more than one language. In the United States alone there are more than 350 languages, with yes English being one of the popular languages, but also Spanish, Chinese, Tagalog, Vietnamese and Arabic also being popular languages that are spoken widely in this country. A reminder that again you can live in the United States and not know the English language because we have never had a national language as this country

[bitchfitch]

the big issue that is addressable in the moment is that I had the name Chancho picked out, but Chancho is newfoundland not a rottweiler

[theryokawa]

I know a super common headcanon in the fandom is that Iwaizumi is half Flipino, but personally I will never stop making him half Mexican. He’s my loser latino!! Nobody does it like him!! I want him devastated when he hears Oikawa is going to Argentina, and not just because of the distance!! Because how dare his best friend betray him and go to Latino America but not to his country??? He was an honorary Mexican fr 😔

[fangirleaconmigo]

I know nothing about music so if i describe this all wrong pls forgive but you know what kind of song would be really fun to get from TAD? A real barn burning boot stomping fiddle and banjo heavy song. Mayhaps it is the Ozarks in me, the Appalachia in me, but I’d be down with that.

[matchalovertrait]

I love when customers actually read the books and utilize the space outside :)