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I have a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother who had a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother who had a mentally ill Mexican Jewish mother. Of course she guilted me so bad I quite literally have flashbacks!
#well it was mostly a WHOLE lot of other stuff that causes those#but still#mexican moms#jewish moms#mexican jewish moms#very possible ctpsd#moms#fun#VERY FUN#this one time in 6th grade i wrote a poem called “guilt trip” for school#i showed it to my dad and he ended up showing it to his therapist#also my teacher didn't even notice it lmao
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guys i have had a vision of miles telling miguel about the whole 'i can have my cake and eat it too' but the whole times he's using the term bizcocho which means cake in puerto rico but in some parts of mexico it means vagina and i just 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
miles (trying to show off his spanish): see you can have your bizcocho and eat it too!!
miguel: why the fuck are you talking about my pussy
#idea stemmed from that one time my mom went into a mexican cake store and asked them for some bizcocho and my abuelo was...so embarrassed#across the spiderverse#astv#miguel o'hara#miles morales#spiderverse
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DANIEL and LANDO // sunday, Mexican GP 2023
#MOM THE GAYS ARE FLIRTING ON LIVE TV AGAIN#f1#formula 1#daniel ricciardo#lando norris#dando#mcl.lando#tauri.danny#kyle.gif#f1edit#danielricciardoedit#landonorrisedit#mexico23#mexican gp 2023
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#haha so silly#mommy issues#mom#funny#trauma#trauma dump#haha#memes#lol#real#humor#cute#mexican#whyyyy#why me#why are you like this#boomer#omg
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Profiles of the Boxers :D!!!! Also a practice on facial features and lighting cuz ya boys been slacking
King Hippo and Mr. Sandman aren't here cuz they weren't looking right 😔 you'll probably never see them drawn chat
Also close up on Mac cuz i like him :]
#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!!#little mac#von kaiser#glass joe#aran ryan#bear hugger#disco kid#great tiger#don flamenco#piston hondo#piston honda#super macho man#bald bull#soda popinski#doc louis#i always hc Little Mac as latino#specifically mexican#and only got stronger when i showed my mom and she was like#“idk what he is but white isnt one of them”#then settled for some kind of latino lmao#unrelated but Super Macho Man is hispanic to me#like maybebWhitexican#for sure a no sabo kid
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Great is a 30-year-old man, but episode seven of Wandee Goodday could've told me he was a 19-year-old child, and I would've went with it.
Because every time Yak looked sad, I was thinking about how the world was hurting Yei and Cher's only child. Their precious son was in pain!
And each time he was dealt another blow, he looked younger in my eyes. Here he is as a 15-year-old.
When Yei pulled him up by his shirt and threw the boxing gloves behind him, he was 12.
I have baby-fied this man, and the SECOND he said "Doc" in that tiny little voice the way he did, I would have given him EVERYTHING he wanted!
If he wanted a bouncy house, he would get a bouncy house. If he wanted fideo, I would've gotten up right then and there and made him fideo. If he just wanted to put his head in my lap and cry, I would've gotten a cramp in my leg because I wouldn't have moved until he was ready to get up as the little space-themed night light glowed in his room.
Yak is now tesorito (my little treasure).
And only Kao can come over to the house.
The rest of y'all are on notice for hurting mi cielo.
#wandee goodday#yak is mi cielo y mi tesorito#yak is baby#and I'm mad at everyone for hurting him#full grown man and he is getting baby-fied#great the actor you are!#I never want kids but I'll adopt Yak any day#I'd make him the best PB and J with strawberry jam instead of grape#because that's what mi hijo deserves#Yak is about to get the elite treatment that Mexican moms reserve only for their sons#meaning he will be spoiled and smothered with love#throw in Moo from Only Boo too#they'd get everything they want AND MORE
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The Garrick family!!
#cod mw2 fanart#cod mw2#call of duty#mw2#cod#modern warfare ii#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz#gaz cod#farahlexgaz#farah karim#alex keller#Gaz has two lesbian moms and a much younger sister#His sister is called Ava#He's also half mexican
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Hating or being allergic to a popular food is honestly terrible cuz suddenly SO MUCH being sold or served is suddenly unavailable to you
#I can’t STAND the taste of onions#and my mom always cooks her paella with a veggie heavy broth#the other day she didn’t and suddenly! it was amazing!#I scarfed down two whole plates#then another time I went to a Mexican restaurant and the only thing they had that didn’t have onions#was a basic quesadilla#which. yknow. I like. but it’s p basic and simple#idk it just sucks to have so much food be unacceptable#text post
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I really do hope that someday parents stop thinking their kids should learn English first, or really any local language, instead of their native tongue when living somewhere
My abuelito didn't learn Spanish first when he was young because his parents didn't want him to grow up "troubled", and so he never fully learned Spanish. And when they died, he ended up forgetting how to speak it at all! He couldn't teach it to my mom, and so my mom couldn't teach it to me, and so much of the culture that we would've had is gone because of that
It's so, SO incredibly important to have sole sort of connection to your family's culture, even just through language, especially when you live in an area where it's extremely lacking!! That entire side of my family has been feeling that disconnect for so long, and my mom has been trying to make up for it by learning every traditional dish she can because learning an entire language is so difficult for her at her age
Please don't think that your kids, or that you yourself, should learn the local most spoken language because it will be "easier." It's just going to make you grieve that connection you could've had
#obviously everyone's experiences can be different#i just know what mine is#visiting CA and seeing the HUGE amounts of mexican culture was INSANE for me#it was my first time ever seeing an advertisement fully in spanish#it was wild#ive learned a lot of spanish now and im going to join my mom in learning traditional dishes#but it still sucks knowing i didnt have it from the start and that i never really will u know#languages#culture#english
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I’m out to dinner with my sister and our mom and me and my sister are both talking about being queer and how lucky we were to grow up in an lgbt+ friendly environment…
and our mom just deadpan says “Yeah… I’d date a woman.” and then goes back to eating her chips and salsa.
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using my mixed kid powers to disgust ppl who consider themselves more ethnically “authentic” then me when i tell them about how most of the food we eat is fusion bc my baba didnt have access to a lot of mexican ingredients in japan & learned how to maneuver around it anyway to make my mexican grandpa feel more at home before they moved to the states raaaahhhhhhhh
#personal#a coworker overheard me mention to someone my moms menudo uses jpn red peppers (bc my baba made it that way) & essentially flipped out about#how it isnt real bc of that & that its red instead of blanco & ill never understand since im not ‘authentically mexican’ like 🚬🗿#idgaf how this person sees me theyre a terrible worker 1st of all & i know my worth !!!#like sorry im mixed & my food is too. hope it keeps u up at night forever 🫶#could we make it properly ? yeah. are we ever going to ? probably not these recipes are special to us 😤
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okay it’s been a day and a half…y’all a WILD thing happened on Friday
#I was stuck in DC for the night bc of my flight situation and staying with my bf’s mom#who’s lovely and I was excited to see!#and so we went out to dinner together at a local Mexican restaurant#and while catching up over dinner she starts telling me about some home renovations she’s been doing#and is showing me before and after pics on her phone#and while scrolling…she scrolled past a NUDE OF HERSELF 😨😭#she flicked it away quickly and maybe she thought I didn’t see ?????#but neither of us acknowledged nor will I ever acknowledge#the rest of the meal was fine but I was like ☠️ afterwards and told my bf who was like no no no no no#but yeah…..figured I’d share with y’all 😳
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Between Latin American or Spain Spanish which do you think Meta Knight speaks?
I am unfortunately biased because I was born into a Latin American family and that’s the Spanish I speak and know. Particularly Mexican Spanish. But I love all variations of people’s Spanish Meta headcanons!
(English is still my first language tho! I speak and write it the most at school and work, but Spanish is spoken more in my household)
…. sometimes I imagine Meta Knight using phrases that my Mexican father likes to use. Just for fun. And it makes me laugh. :P
#swearing#In Spanish but still haha#my father has a very colorful grasp on Spanish it’s hilarious#he weaves beautiful tapestries of Mexican profanity#I repeat some phrases in front of my mom to fluster her it’s fun :P#ask#meta knight#kirby
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i just realized i need a white man to cast as Eva's father since i need to have him alive for the got au and the modern au.
can y'all help a girl out?
#evacore#i could've made her mom the white person but no i wanted to make her maternal family irish mexican
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its stupid that almost all of the beta kids live in the US. jade doesnt but her grandpa is from the US i believe? how is it that theres a handful of kids fated to save the universe or whatever and theyre ALLL american. it would make way more sense if they were scattered all over the globe.
so far i see dave as still living in texas because he very much feels like a product of the american public school system and american individualism. jade also still lives on her island thats fine her gpa is just polynesian to me, and then john lives in hong kong and rose lives in brazil.
rose specifically lives in the southern high planes of brazil bc thats where it snows and for some reason rose living in a snowy location feels important to her upbringing to me? maybe just because of the flashbacks to her playing in the snow. oh also because it makes sense if she lives in a more isolated location.
i think grandpa harley is maori and was originally born in new zealand wow oh my god as im typing this im imagining jade w a kiwi accent and that feels so fitting. anyways i think he sailed out from NZ and found hellmurder island out in the pacific on his travels.
i also like the idea of rose and dave meeting online and dave is fluent in spanish (bro is irish american/mexican) and in english while rose is fluent in portuguese and knows some english. they communicate through spanglish and portuganglish(???)and rose gets better ar conversational english this way. once she starts getting the hang of it (which is very fast) she starts reading more and more english books and quickly accumulates a far bigger vocabulary than dave because dave does not fucking read books like that.
when they talk mainly spanish and portuguese in the beginning dave is like “portuguese speakers sound like theyre trying to speak spanish while having a stroke you’re giving me a headache” and rose is like “sounds like a you problem i understand your spanish just fine” lol.
dave has a weird assortment of spanish vocab that he knows outside of the basics because his only exposure to spanish is from his bro and shitty public school spanish classes.
also bro was raised on dragon ball z and thats part of the reason he styles his hair the way he does. bro has the goku jesus mexican flag hanging in their living room.
#no wonder rose struggles with addiction shes brazilian mexican and irish WHEW#i say this as someone with extended family in ireland brazil and mexico#if i one day get married to my mexican partner and our families collide its gonna be CRAAZZZTYY#theres no way that bro is still connected with his family though i just know hes estranged#which is so sad dave missed out on the best christmas parties#and i know mom lalonde makes the MEANEST caipirinhas#homestuck#beta kids#homestuck headcanons#dave strider#rose lalonde#john egbert#jade harley#talkies
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my birthday is tomorrow and my mom said she’s getting me something i’ve been wanting for a really long time, guys i think ot7 riize is going to happen soon, my mom is mexican she can do anything
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ohksjda 😭 and we say thank you to 🪨 anon's mom for bringing seunghan back ★⌒ヽ(╹꒳╹)b
hope you have fun on your birthday tomorrow, lovely <3
#ddolbox#anon.log 🪨#if we gather all mexican moms we might make a real change#and if she pops in your room with a cardboard cutout of talk saxy seunghan
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