olliegolliegee
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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excuses to stay home from school please
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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nudists are onto something
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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i would laugh so fucking hard but also
that would be annoying
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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SO FUCKING HARD TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL POLITE PERSON ON YOUR PERIOD I FUCKING CANT
IM TRYING NOT TO PISS ANYONE OFF BY JUST NOT TALKING TO EM AND CHILLING AND LETTING MYSELF BE HAPPY BUT THEN. THAT'S NOT ALLOWED EITHER. SO BASICALLY EVERYONE FORCES ME INTO A SITUATION THAT CAN ONLY END BADLY
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olliegolliegee · 8 hours ago
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excuses to stay home from school please
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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these are so good! something to look forward to or do when everything sucks? set out some time to just have a nice, yummy, healthy meal, or journal, or take a walk. even just catch yourself and get better at being non judgemental. seriously, it's amazing
i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out
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brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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portugal isnt even in south america bro
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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how to make my dad understand that period irritation and moodiness are real and it is absolutely his fault for continuing to provoke me while i'm like that. i literally warned you it's your fault if fuck around and actually find out. it is SO GODDAMN HARD to be polite on my period. and then you say ONE FUCKING SNAPPY THING and then it feels like that undermines the rest of the work you did
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olliegolliegee · 9 hours ago
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“I like it because it’s a two in one. What are raisins but grapes? What are grapes but wine? What is wine but blood?”
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olliegolliegee · 10 hours ago
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Ah fuck im being anoying i should maybe never talk to anyone ever again
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olliegolliegee · 10 hours ago
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The world according to fish
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