#meth grapes

[gibusnipu]

spoomky

[dirt-str1der]

hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

[bokunoheros]

ཐིཋྀ KINKTOBER - day 12 squirting : shouta aizawa/eraserhead

warnings : afab reader, reader and aizawa are married, y’all have a cat, pussy slapping (pun probably intended), this is doo-doo dog shit, like this actually sucks, doo doo fart ass, dookie, poo poo fart, smegma, this fic reads like what sharting yourself feels like, this fic smells like the family bathroom at walmart, we’re fucking twelve (not literally), don’t expect anything else genuinely, butt, pretend this was never posted, PLEASE, day 12 is NOT REAL, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON— MR PRESIDENT GET DOW— bill gates did it, bill cypher is canon, squirting, fingering idk, eating ass, butthole rimming, 2024 election, ellen digestive did 9/11, Trump x Biden, 9/11, hilary emails included, proof of aliens existence, video footage of the area 51 raid, UFOs, alien butt sex, wrong usage of condoms, anal probing, biological dna harboring, sickle cell anemia, KLANCE is canon, Steven universe, major character death, gem fusions, love children, feel like cinderella naega byeonhae, NETFLIX ORIGIONAL, only on Hulu, Elsa x Jackfrost smut, playdough, me x YOU, tiana x nanami au, your mom x me, sarcamouche x kazuha, xiao x venti, improper use of crack cocaine, making herion, mentions of drug mules, dead dove: do eat, improper use of magic, meth making, cocaine balloons bursting, Harry Potter x Snape, hermoine x the whomping willow, herobrine x steve, unfortunate uses of pixels, bakudeku slime, hnnng harder daddy, mmhppgh— yeah yeah right there, cum consumption, cumflation, feeder fetish, oh yeah, koolaid man x me, very improper use of koolaid packets, nickacaco avocado weight loss journey, apology videos (tears included), , banjos, jake paul dcead body in forest footage (NOT CLICKBAIT), live leak posts, webtoon origional, anal stretching, did you know the human anus can stretch to the size of a raccoon?, now you know that, and also, the sun will explode June 17th, 3028, character flaws, bodily anatomy, your balls will explode on october 21st at 7:99am, my gleeby deeby ass, futurama, Micheal Angelo, improper use of abortions, medical surgery on a grape, plastic surgery, baby killing, tampon usage, description of endangered animal poaching, Mario Kart, tuberculosis, ima get it donnnne oh aye oh aye oh, butt stuff, dazai x chuuya, atsushi x akutagawa, mpreg, mad cow disease, omegaverse, ranpo x me, Dream SMP, matpat x scott cowthan, michael afton x freddy fazbear, aggressive typing, bath salts, bath salt inhalation, whippets, galaxy gas, all might is a bottom, skinny men, carrington x shigaraki, anorexia anorexia anorexia, afo x nana shimura, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, TW gun law debates, tenko x mon, Amazon delivery, school shootings, talk of gun laws, bad dragon toys, silicon, aoyama belly button leaking, lego ninjago r34, ninja turtles r34, bloody mary r34, kamala harris r34, tenya iida x tensei iida, jesus x judas, luigi x bowser, sonic and shadow makeout sesh, i fuck your dad, suck his dick reallll nice, penis sounding with dirty twig, orgasm denial, overstimulation, xenotransplants, oviposition, diaper Taco Bell, people die, revival, dark magic, ecoterrorism, global warming, chemical warfare, wanda x the winter soldier, haruhi x tamaki suoh, cosmo x wanda, comicon, bronies, pegasisters, mentions of twilight sparkle dying, twiilight sparkle x mordecai, air planes, shootings stars, night skies, NLE Choppa, we could really use a wish bro, TuPac is back, floppa carts: plompy haze, death of a platform known as tumblr, twitter referred to as X, elon musk creates sex robot that specializes in butthole sex, Tesla sex robot, androids that FUCK, necrophilia, android phone usage, pheromones, premonitions and words of Jesus, divine intution, potion making, heavenly visions, satan, satanic visions, the heavenly principles, celestia is above mondstadt, spiritual healing, veganism, white washing, canon hispanic hanta sero, futanari, blasian mina ashido, bovine spongiforms, Tenya Iida virginity loss, bakugo is a fucking faggot, handjobs, footjobs, peaceful protests, the government is controlling you through vaccines, asian fishing,

vaccines might cause autism, freshwater fishing, they will, xenophobia, hentai hucows, incest, usage of slurs, starbucks coffee, lizards run the world, obama might be a lizard, inappropriate use of baby oil, gojo x getou, day twelve never existed and it was all a lie.

word count : 420k words and 69 pages

🐙 note : we are not locked in we are as loose as a ran through sorority president

🦊 note : i am. i have no words. idek what happened. we ran out of time so we went with the option we thought might make people giggle (no we didnt we did this bullshit for ourselves)(your regularly scheduled content will resume tmr!)

🪲 note : i ain’t fucking sorry

you adored your husband—shouta aizawa—so much so, that you were his dedicated housewife. he made plenty of money as a pro hero and… enough… as a teacher, so that left you to take care of the house and your shared cat. though when he did come home he was way different than he was at work, usually at work he was all nonchalant and cold but at home he was sweet and caring, sometimes even a bit rough. his students would definitely describe him as laid back and uninterested, yet when you were around they were in awe of his personality shift.

[thesillydoll]

OZ COBB FIC.

(2/?) The girl with the grape cigarette.

You laughed your way out the back door. Your friend, Deidre, stumbled from her grasp and went deeper into the back alley, to vomit, or piss...

You dug through Deidre's purse, searching for her slim cigarettes. You didn't usually smoke, but what the hell, You were kind of stoned, and you didn't want to look any less interesting. It was a good thing Deidre convinced them friends to let you go out with them, they were the most popular kids at your school. And you have a schoolarship.

Of course, the damn lighter didn't work.

You walked a little closer to the exit, uneasy with the sound of Deidre's pee, and tried again. It didn't work, but a shadow rose above you and you saw the intense flame of a good lighter.

You looked up, the cigarette on your lips.

"Light, doll?"

You nodded.

The meth and grape taste of those disgusting cigarettes Deidre smoked made you cough. The man, tall, broad, and dangerous looking, didn't scare you as much as he should have. God. You were fucked up on drugs.

"What's that shit you're smoking?"

You smiled. You threw the cigarette on the floor and stubbed it out. It wasn't worth it. You rummaged through Deirdre's bag for something else... Nothing.

"My friend has terrible taste," you confessed with a sigh.

When he moved, and the light hit your eyes, you closed them abruptly. It was a fucking burner headlight.

"ugh!"

He returned to his place, covering you.

"A night owl, huh?" he asked, taking a cigar out of his purple jacket. No... It wasn't purple, it was plum.

"Nice jacket. Plum... Are you queer?"

He raised an eyebrow. “Do I look like a fucking faggot?”

You, surprisingly, laughed.

You was fucking on drugs, yeah yeah, otherwise, why did you come over he and take a drag on the cigar? Gentlemen didn't exist in Gotham, and this old man seemed to be itching to fuck you against the dirty wall... The idea didn't displease you all that much.

“What a show you gave inside.” he said watching you suck on the cigar.

“Thanks. It was a...” you searched for the right word “hazing.”

He nodded. “Hazing, eh? College?”

You shook. “Senior.”

Yes, you was screwed.

He looked you up and down, and you felt like maybe there was more than just pee in your panties.

[rokishimizu4]

Jason’s no good, very bad night

I don’t own anything but my symbiotic! Reader and their gang, and the story idea. Warning: feral behavior from reader, blood, implying men doing drugs, vomiting, and such.

@xe-idiotic-dragon: Here you go!!!

Frank and Carlos are not impressed with a couple of men begging for their lives, as it happens every time some dumbasses think that they can try to coming into Hood’s territory.

However, what did impress them was the fact that the men ran for their lives, suffering from major blood loss, before Frank could call up Hood.

Took one look behind them and froze in fear as something made from the black and purple ooze slowly crawls its way up the alleyway walls, pulsing like it had a heart.

To the two men’s continued horror, the mass begins to make crying sounds and gagging, like a child choking on something.

Frank, a father of two teenage boys and a baby girl, recognizes the sound of that of an actual human choking and rushes forwards, just as the mass collapse on itself, leaving behind a small humanoid figure.

(I’m a small adult so I’m making reader small) The figure tries to take a breath but struggles as if something was caught in its throat. The two men panic and rushes the figure to the hideout, screaming for Hood.

Red Hood (Jason) just begins a phone call to Red Robin (Tim) to check up on him when his two best men rushes in screaming about an alien goop child choking.

Cue the weirdest big brother instinct ever! Tood hangs up the phone and rushes towards the ‘kid’ choking, only to have to back away as the things starts throwing up half-digested brain pieces, along with liquid powered stuff.

The men are terrified but the figure keeps crying and throwing up and they all are trying to figure out what to do.

Finally Jason texts Grandpa Alfred, who took care of him when he was sick, while Frank and Carlos holds the figure away from the mess of brains, and what suspiciously looks like powered meth.

After hours of the figure throwing up everything, it settles down into a sniffling oozing mess of slime, oil, and bile.

Jason gets a called from Grandpa Alfred (Grandpas to save the day) and orders his men (the ones who came in at the wrong time to get to see the mess) to get warm water, a cup of watered down grape juice and a warm rag.

Cue Scooby-doo level of running as Frank and Carlos gently lay the figure on a blanket and let their boss do the work.

”Shit, the fuck did this kid eat? Methheads?” One of the men tries to joke, but it does not get anyone laughing.

Soon, somehow, the mess is cleaned up and the figure gets some water and juice down, and it thankfully stays down.

”Hey kiddo, I don’t know what the heck you are, but you’ll be fine. I got the best men on the job to take care of you.”

Hood’s men have seen him with kids and adults alike, and thank whatever deity they pray to that no one could survive without a brain, cause even with the helmet on, Hood was pissed.

Cue a few hours later of the figure getting a few more sips down and a chocolate bar, and Hood sends out a few men to find what was left of the figure’s ‘meal’.

The men return, only to see that everyone had somehow fallen asleep, an odd comforting scent of roasted S’mores, and a note laid on Hood’s chest thanking him for his help.

The next night, all the men received S’mores, homemade not store bought, and a long note thanking them for taking care of someone named ‘Void Sleeper’, who they figured was the figure covered in slime/oil/whatever, and the location of the wannabe drug dealer ring in Gotham.

[jacynkaplanbrake]

The Past - Part I

Dark brown hair (came to just below her shoulders)

Brown eyes

Turkish- olive complexion (lightened even more by chemical products to "look good" and make her husband love her)

B E Y Z A K A P L A N ( B R A K E )

Deceased (died at the age of 33. Murdered.)

The turkish name Beyza means "white"

The turkish surname Kaplan means "tiger"

A turkish woman whose family was once on par with the old money of gotham but that was many many decades ago. They had fallen. Fallen hard and fast. Crash landing in Crime Alley. The tiger was wounded. And continued to be so... Beyza fell pregnant with jacyn at the age of 16. After her marriage to Jacyn's father as soon as she turned 18, her surname became Brake. How was her life? Do you want to know?

Jacyn's mom was always trying to be better, always trying to meet expectations, and under constant pressure: work, raising a kid, her husband, and societal norms, not to mention that they lived in GOTHAM, CRIME ALLEY! She was a failure she failed herself, shamed her family, she was never enough, not for her abusive husband, jacyn, herself. Again, how was her life?

Her husband never failed to remind her of that. He said he loved her, he was helping her, bringing out the best in her, there was no need to eat all 3 meals in the day, if she was supposed to they'd be able to afford it maybe, she thought, if there was less of her, there'd be more room in her husband's heart. She'd be able to fit. Cocaine she'd heard, was a model's way of staying in shape. How was her life?

Cocaine, Heroin, Molly, Acid, Meth- the lines seemed to blur together after a while. It's not that she didn't try to get better. She knew there was no escape from crime alley but she tried for jacyn, she tried, because she cared, yet in the end...How was her life?

Rouffied milkshakes and sodas, the strawberry cough syrup she used to fill the ice cream cone with, concerningly bright jello, crunchy ice cream, weird powder in every plate of dolma or menemen. Jacyn loved these foods. This way jacyn will be better. it's this or... no never, my child! I'd never kill my child! "It's okay baby, Canim, Its okay its okay its-" she repeated gently rocking her child till his eyes closed and the dazed glossed over look of his eyes was covered by his eyelids. Safe safe safe hes safe she'd repeat as she collected the chains, the locks, the keys and as she placed jacyn in the tiny cupboard under the kitchen sink every afternoon until eventually, the doors had to be forced closed and barricaded to keep the young boy in? out? away? safe safe.

Night after night, day after day she'd wonder, again and again...how was her life?

"I need to slay the monster"

The turkish word Canim means "my life" it's an affectionate term she used for Jacyn. She used to call Kyrin Hayatim which means the same thing sometimes she'd call him ikizim meaning "my soulmate".

menemen and dolma are turkish foods. dolma is a grape leaf wrap stuffed with rice and other stuff. menemen is an egg dish.

The Past Part II

The Past Part III (the last part)

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Batman: (tasting drugs he found in the pocket of a murder victim) Hmm, some meth added to this... It was cut with... dollar store baking soda and lemon furniture polish. Was brought into the country by Falcone's men and went through a few middle men. Lenny 8-fingers sold this.

Bruce Wayne: (at a wine tasting) I'm getting notes of grape juice.

[doctorskelegoats]

The alternate take of the Golden Boy peanuts post. 1 Samuel 15:23 from Life of the World to come has serious Jod vibes: "My houses will be for all people who have nowhere else to go." "There's more like me where I come from, mark our shapes. Go down to the netherworld, plant grapes." and John (Darnielle)'s commentary makes it even more so  "Anyway, the whole crystal healing business suffered a severe downturn once reiki became popular, and so I got into music instead. But in my heart I'll always be Johnny Crystal first and foremost, and I figured it was time to write a song about it. This is that song and it's all true, every last word." To be honest I've never been quite sure if he is talking about meth or alternative medicine, but regardless it's Jod all over. Art credit @ynks

[m1ssunderstanding]

I honestly think most of you hate rich people because you're envious

omg you're right!! How have I never seen it this way before?!?! Yeah I am so envious. I wish I could buy politicians and laws and wars that will burn the planet and end innocent lives! Or at least let me sit on a yacht and watch people starve at my feet! That would be so cool. Ugh. It's so unfair.

No but seriously anon, how does it feel to be a COMEDIAN?????!!!!! I literally giggled and kicked my feet like I was down atrocious for you or something.

Okay but besides the obvious mass-murdering planet destroying enslaver billionaire thing, let me tell you why I hate rich people. First of all, different levels of hate for different levels of rich because here's the empirical truth. Studies have shown, over and over again, that the more wealth you accumulate -- and worse, the more wealth you were born with -- the lower your ability to empathize. And not just with poor people problems. Rich people taped up to a heart monitor didn't flinch or accelerate their heartbeats when someone talked about their dog dying or their cancer diagnoses. And the decrease in empathy correlated perfectly with the increase in net worth. Other studies have found similar correlations with wealth and a lack of altruism. So the richer you are the worse you are and the worse you are the more I hate you.

(((skip to the bolded if you don't want my boring bitter poor kid sob story)))

But yeah. You're not 100% incorrect about the envy thing. For me, at least, it did start with that. It started with jealousy that my fellow gymnasts took for granted what I worked so hard to afford. (Yeah I just didn't feel like coming to practice yesterday VS me a literal twelve year old hiring myself out illegally as a maid to the landlords of my neighborhood cleaning a meth house once the meth heads moved out and getting crazy sick and still working my ass off in the gym wishing I could rest at home and not worry about affording it) Then when I had to quit gymnastics for financial reasons in high school and work multiple jobs (coaching gymnastics, lifeguarding, and packing boxes of essential oils in a warehouse) and I was spending a large chunk of time with rich cheerleaders (think Missy from bring it on only she lives on the wrong side of town and Torrence hates her) my free time became consumed with reading. It started with Les Miserables and Rousseau, then drifted into Grapes of Wrath and Marx. I became interested in current events and politics and supported Bernie as a high school senior in 2016. I went to college and specialized in Marxist theory in my literature and writing classes. I expanded on my own petty experiences with the American class system to empathize with the much greater struggles of most of the world's population. Starvation. Geniuses who would never have the opportunities to fully use their minds. Modern slavery. Parents who couldn't truly raise and nurture their own children. Climate Destruction. On and on. And all caused by the same greed that had caused my own little pains. Capitalism is evil. Capitalists are evil. End of discussion.

Literally thank you so much for this anon. You can send me rage bait any time. It absolutely will work on me. This ask was so great on so many levels.

Much love!!

[tetsunabouquet]

If you like or know Cirque Du Freak... Could you do a NFSW alphabet for Larten and Vancha?

A/n: Of course I like and know Cirque Du Freak. How else did you find me if it wasn't for me talking about it? It's literally in my top 10 children's books. However I will slightly dissapoint you because whilst I love Larten as a mentor figure throughout the series, he's not my type and I honestly can't think of him in that way. If anything, it's because I love him so much as a mentor figure that I cannot unsee him with the 'dad and not the sexy kind' glassses! But I will do Vancha, absolutely! Because of the character limit on these posts, I selected some random letters, feel free to request more! (18+)

Vancha for the NSFW alphabet!

(A) Aftercare - Vanchia is a practical man. He cares more about cleaning his lover up and taking care of her ache then he offers something to drink or other pleasantries. If it took place outside, he won't clean up the area. That's mething only does indoors. (E) Experience - This man has lots of experience. Being a vampire, a Prince and being outside of the castle a lot, he has plenty of women both vampire and human to choose from. Because he has a soft spot for the vampaneze, I imagine he has even slept with a vampaneze or two. (H) Hair - Vancha doesn't care for grooming himself but the carpet obviously does not match the grapes. He is not that disgusting to whipe his pleghm on his pubic hair. (L) Location - To Vancha, it is hard to imagine a place he hates to have seks at. Wether it's indoors or outdoors, this man doesn't care. When he's feeling the need, he'll just have a go at it. He doesn't likes having onlookers too much though, and does try to withold himself to spot a secluded area, wether its in a bush or behind someone's car. (O) Oral - He surprisingly prefers giving rather then receiving. It started out in an attempt to get his partners wet enough for them to be able to take Vancha's cock, but over time he found himself growing addicted to the taste of a pussy. (P) Pace - Vanchia usually is mindful enough to start out slow because of his size, but once his partner has adjusted he picks up the pace to a fast and rather rough tempo. Vancha is the kind of man that leaves the average woman unable to walk straight the next day. (S) Stamina - This man certainly has a lot of stamina, that is for sure. He could go on for a full day, of course with some breaks in between the rounds to grab something to eat or drink. (V) Volume - Vancha is rather loud and doesn't holds his voice back. He growls and moans softly into his lover's ear, his voice husky with desire for whoever is underneath him in that moment. (X) X-ray - This man is quite packed down there. Whilst he his dick is far from small, the moest impressive thing about it is its thick girth. Which is why he takes good care of prepping a woman right before she takes him inside as even his regular partners throughout life needed to adjust every time (Except for Evanna given her powers).

[morwynposts]

Grape fanta = Crystal meth

[fruits-basket-addiction]

｡:*•. ❁my fruits basket headcannons ❁ .•*:｡

*Their family curse might be that their bodies transform into the 12+1 animals of the zodiac, but their family secret is like, a heavy drug addiction

*Shigure shoots up fentanyl (recreationally, for some reason he can't die), claims heroin makes him write better (genuinely can quit it anytime, he just doesn't)

*Ritzu is hung as shit, like, carries a footlong under that long dress of his, tried to pop your clit like a pimple; apologized

*Akito dosed Yuki with benzodiazepamines, he went into rehab by himself and met Jordan Peterson, that was his personal rehab

*Aya has the picture perfect cock, like it's in a dildo ad, goes to the urologist weekly, had a breakdown when it hurt him when he peed (it was just a small cold) and hasn't recovered since, tried to smoke tobacco flavored vapes because he wanted Shigure and Hari to accept him, they told him to kill himself

*Speaking of vapes, Hiro and Kisa vape in their free time. He likes the coke flavored vapes and she likes the grape soda, Kyo steals from them when they sleep and secretly smokes them on the roof, annoyed they never buy the orange flavored one (he hates the flavor but the color matches his hair so it's AWESOME)

*Kyo has a heavy coke addiction, his master is his coke dealer, the training was a tolerance test(he failed). The reason he's so on edge during S1? Withdrawals. The transformation is just his skin getting itchy :(

*Aya has a collection of cock rings, not out of pleasure, he just decorates them, and matches them with his fits.

Religiously takes pictures of them with the fit (like a BeReal situation). Tried making an instagram for it, but got banned. He has a high following on femboy sites. (is a power-top femboy)

*Hatsuharu and Rin do ketamine, she's heavily addicted and he just does it because she does, you know, sharing hobbiea and stuff.

*Kyo doesn't know where the clit is, but neither does Tohru.

She has never cum, thinks she did. Kyo thinks women cumming is a myth.

*Akito takes meth, Shigure said she's "too lame to try it" and got her addicted, he has no fucking remorse, thinks it's funny how she has hourly psychotic breaks lol. Hides the meth sometimes for funsies, and turns his phone off for days at a time (he's her only plug and she can't let anyone else know)

*Momiji has a 9 incher, but it's like...not even finger girth.

People get impressed when they hear the length, but they never ask about the width, so he thinks it's decent.

*Haru's left nut is comedically larger than his right one, makes him walk funny.

*The reason for Hiro's attitude is his absolute clitoris of a dick (they measured it once in his PE locker room and he got bullied for it).

*Kisa takes opioids, but she's still only addicted to vapes (lame ass).

*Momiji's heroic shroom dose made him gain the german accent in the new version, he's not even canonically german, just a brain fart.

*Kyo got his pubes dreaded once, Tohru called him a culture appropriator, the dreadlocks weren't intentional, he's just hairy as fuck.

*Haru never lets his patients get morphie'd up, stocks it up (for himself)

*Kyo watched that one South Park episode where they get high off cat piss, tries it to get a kick (during his tough times of withdrawal), smells like cat piss, placebo-d himself into thinking he's high as balls, Tohru called up an intervention. Instead of a psychiatrist, calls a psychic. Gets scammed out of the all inheritance money her mom left her (like $150).

Kyo kills the psychic with a bat (he just wanted to hit her, the withdrawal carried him away). He thinks the cat-piss is so potent, it makes him violent, he's just an asshole.

*Kyoko intentionally crashed the car on the curb and died because Tohru didn't tell her "be safe", just wanted to heavily guilt trip her for the rest of Tohru's life, succeeded.

*Shigure has an "Asian fetish", he, himself, is Asian.

*Kyo and Shigure have a heavy ass foot fetish, tried biting their partners' feet like cats and dogs go ham on their toe beans, it just hurt.

*If the human form's dick is shaved, the animal's dick is also shaved. Imagine seeing a tiny ass rat with an even tinier, shaved ballsack.

*Speaking of tiny cocks, some of the animals' cocks sizes is equivalent to the animal they are, regardless if they're human or transformed. Rin has a horse cock, is what I'm trying to say. She tries hiding it under those mini ass skirts. It's uncomfortable.

*Kagura does bath salts.

*Hiro huffs elementary-grade glue, does it the wrong way.

*Shigure is the only one who knows everyone does drugs (except Haru and Rin who do it together, and Akito who got Yuki addicted), is the family dealer. Only one who knows how to smoke (aka inhale) anything, when anyone catches him smoking weed/crack/meth/whatever mixture he makes that day, he gaslights them he doesn't know what the hell they're talking about as he blows smoke into their face. (his main argument is "you're high"). His high school girl thing is the fact that in his free time, he also deals drugs to them, and if they can't pay him in money, they pay him in other ways, but he doesn't do it out of pleasure, he's just chaotic as fuck. Anytime he gets the "other form of payment", he calls the girls' parents and snitches on them, (not about the drugs, just the payment, because he wants them to become addicted) and he says they lied about their age (even tho they're wearing full on high school uniforms). His cartel is his way of earning, fuck the writing. His secretary or whatever that bitch is, is his main distributor.

*Kisa's mutism is just bullshit; she doesn't open her mouth because it's always filled with vapor, and she can't let her mom find out.

*Rin neighs instead of moaning, gets super pumped up when they do cowgirl position, "I'm your cowgirl daddy" type of bullshit, turns Haru off in an instant, he can't really say shit, she still provides him with K.

*Hatori, Shigure and that third ponytail woman had LSD mixed with DMT, had a 10 hour trip that felt like 5 years, fully made up the Hatori's ex fiance character, it was actually just a rock.

*Tohru is stone cold sober, she just has an IQ of Theodore the Chipmunk. Thinks this is a daily occurrence.

[yzeltia]

FFXIVwrite2023 27. Sole

Characters: Themis/Elidibus, U'rahn Nuhn/Gelos/Azem Expansion: Endwalker Rating: M Notes: Mild petting, Dialogue from raid at the end

"Please get your feet off my desk."

Elidibus's request was met with laughter and compliance from Azem as he sat up properly in the other's chair. The Emissary offered a light smile, seeing the Tracker's things in a pile beside him, a promise of a prolonged visit. Gingerly, he shut the door behind him then moved to join the other, sitting on the side of the desk.

"I brought you something," the red haired man said, sliding a box over to Elidibus's thigh.

"A souvenir from your recent journey?"

"More or less a reward for my heroism. Remember the island I saved?"

"You've brought me the fabled grapes then," Eldibus asked, lifting the lid to his prize to find himself right.

"You see through me as always. Such a promising young genius."

Azem laughed again while the Emissary frowned, then plucked a single grape from a vine to push against the laughing man's lips to silence him.

"I am only a moon younger," he reminded the Traveler, "We are alone, Gelos."

Azem's face burned at hearing his given name, bravado faltering. His hand gently rested on the Emissary's thigh, hand shaking into the box before offering a grape in return. Elidibus parted his lips obediently, a blush too, appearing across under his mask. Gelos removed his own, setting it on the table to look at the other properly with his golden eyes.

"I know it was my idea to drop our titles but it is still melodic, yet unnerving to hear you say my name. I fear Emet-Selch will burst in to scold us any moment."

"That is because he is always scolding you."

"Hey hey! He's not always scolding me. Sometimes it's Loghrif," Gelos protested, taking the younger man's ankle gently into his hand to remove his shoe and sock.

"What are you doing?"

"Checkin' to see if you've healed properly,” he answered, hand glowing lightly with his warm aether.

Elidibus lowered his mask as he watched the other gently turn his foot in his hand. Gelos frowned, rubbing his thumb against the joint. The Travler  jumped as the other soon wrested his foot from his grasp then slid it up his thigh.

“Themis…” 

“It has long been healed. You cannot fret over each little injury that comes to be when we cross lances. Would you deny me a chance to spar with you again for fear of hurting me? I would be sorely disappointed,” Elidibus cooed softly.

Gelos frowned then slipped his hand up his love’s calve, face red as he felt the other’s foot rest on his groin, awakening him promptly. “You are my heart. You fill me with joy that I can continue to smile and make me want to be the perfect hero.”

With that, he pulled Themis forward into his lap, letting the other lower down to steal a kiss. Eyes closed, the two palmed over one another’s robes, opening and letting them fall aside, Gelos bare beneath his. The red-haired man chuckled lightly as he earned a disapproving look.

“Do you ever have on clothes?”

“You sound like Lahabreaha now. The robes are so hot and impractical otherwise. It’s one or the other and robes seemed to be the preferred choice of garb. As long as I don’t get fancy with the gymnastics no one notices. And I guess I have to sit right in my chair at the meeting. I can change if you want.”

Themis thought for a moment, looking down between them before kissing Gelos again, hand raking through his hair before resting against the other’s firm chest before sighing, “Yes…but first the inevitable.”

-

“How long were you going to keep this from me?”

Themis stared into the red sky as Gelos glared at him from behind, not answering him.

“Well!?”

“Until it came to pass. We knew what you’d say. Who told you?”

“Methe…Venat confirmed it. Themis, you musn’t. I will find another way to save our star!”

Themis shook his head then turned, unable to meet Gelos’s gaze, fist balled.

“There is no time to argue. The Convocation has decided, even if you dissent, I will become the heart of our God and save at least half of us. It is better than nothing.”

“It is not! Even if it were just your life it would be an unacceptable loss! There must be a way! There will be a way! You just need to give me time,” Gelos pleaded, “If you…if you give up your heart for the star’s…then you’d be giving up mine as well.”

“How do you mean?”

“I love you,” Gelos said plainly.

“I love you too,” Themis replied before turning back to the sky, “So much that I would see you continue your adventurers in service of our star that I know we both love.”

“And if it doesn’t work? What then? What will this hurt be for?”

“It will work.”

“But what if it doesn’t!?”

The other’s gaze didn’t falter, “That I could stand by your side forever...I alone can bear this as I am the chosen Emissary. Gelos, I promise you that I shall never die.”

Gelos huffed, stepping forward to turn the other to face him, staring furiously into the bright blue eyes of his lover. He kissed him, hard, trying to inspire any passion from the temperate young man. There was a brief return of affection, the slightest peck and then nothing. Themis did not move to embrace him, nor stroke his hands through his hair. He remained unmoved in the wake of his duty.

“If you do this…then I will have no choice but to abandon my position and work against you to save you.”

“You would abandon me for Venat then?”

“No. I will find a third path. The hero’s path that saves us all!”

Eldibus remained still, watching Gelos pull back and clench his fists before turning to run off in pursuit of his third answer. 

- “Free I’m no longer needed…” U’rahn ran up to Themis as he fell to his knee, the other weakly looking into his eyes as he started to aetherically glow. He frowned, feeling the other’s hand enter his. “Do not look so crestfallen, my friend. These few moments of clarity are more than I could have asked for.”

“But…I need you, Themis,” U’rahn found himself saying.

Leaning in, the Nuhn found himself kissing the other softly, feeling his aether leave his body and flow into the other’s. The Ancient lightly rested his palm on his shoulder, pulling back. “This warmth…Your aether… You’ve grasped the fraying strands of my being and tied them together with your own…”

“I uh…I’m not good at all that aether stuff. I just…sorta felt like that would work,” U’rahn answered, heart racing as he tried to avoid the stares of his party, “Did it work?” “A bit…Nevertheless, I fear that I am here on borrowed time.” “Yeah? Oh…” U’rahn answered, ears lowering as he stood up with the other. “Yes.  I only hope that I can see you through the last of our battles. Until then, I will cherish every moment..as I should have done more back then.”

U’rahn smiled weakly, “With Gelos…with…uh…me?” Themis looked up at the ceiling of the Convocation’s sanctum then gave a little nod, “Yes…and no. I am still Elidibus…the Emissary. As such, it falls upon me to judge Athena who would disrupt our carefully maintained balance to fulfill her own desires. I swear I shall not waver in this duty.

You are simply a reflection of the one I loved. Your warmth is his…but it also is your own. This gravitation, do not let it worry you. Just simply let it be and let things play out as intended and enjoy the moment while it lasts.

“Right Right…”

Themis nodded then turned to the exit.

“Let us return to Erichthnios and Lahabrea. There is much I would share with you before we embark upon our final ascent.”

U’rahn nodded then started to lead the other back, stopping briefly, something pulling him back to ensure the other could walk at his side, even if it were only for a brief moment.

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TW: Alex has allot of dark theming in his story, including most of the types of abuse, and addictions. Be careful when reading through.

With notes, from me.

Name: Alexander Dawn Leverett.

Special Titles: Former President of New America, President Alexander, Peacemaker, Our Savior.

I have gone through allot of titles over the years.. I prefer just to be called Alex though..

Username: @alex-computer , or alexluvsu

Nicknames: Alex, Mr.President, Ray of Sunshine, King Alexander, My Lord, Detective Violet.

Age: 22. I don’t feel 22..

Pronouns: He/Ribbit.

Sexuality: Asexual, Gay.

Gender: Trans Man, Frobloomgender, GlitchGender.

Species: Hybrid (Half Human, Half AI.) I am a science experiment essentially..

Disorders: CPTSD, Body Dysmorphia, Hypersexuality, Depression, Autism, Insomnia, Afrid, Suicide Ideation, Morality OCD, Paranoid Schizophrenia, BPD, Maladaptive Daydreamer. Haha.. I’m a little bit broken..

Autism Information: Semiverbal. I can talk, but I like to use other methods instead to communicate..

Physical Conditions: Low Mobility, Synesthesia, Migraines, Chronic Pain, Ambulatory Wheelchair/Crutches User, Hard of Hearing, Partially Blind. ^ See above, broken.

Recovering Addictions: Joy, Self Harm, Sex, Alcohol, Weed, Cocaine, Nicotine (Cigarettes), Meth, Heroin, LSD, Mushrooms, Ecstasy.

One day they won’t be active.. today is not that day though..

Religion: Atheist. I don’t really believe in the power of magic or the gods anymore. At the end of the day I had to save myself.

Job: None, Currently. I would love to be an artist, or a florist one day.. Maybe a teacher or a scientist..

Major: In college, no major. The facility has a program for education.. so I’m taking some basic classes to figure out what I would like to major in.

Lives in: West Virginia, New America, 3025. …..

Languages: English, Ada, French, BASL + Most Languages.

Height: 5’3” …I wish I was taller…

Race: Black.

Ethnicity: African American, A.I.

Accent: British American, Proper. People often tease me for my accent.. I guess it’s because Britain hasn’t taken over America again yet.. so a British accent is a little odd.

Powers: Super Regeneration, Super Speed, Super Strength, Super Intelligence, Laser Eyes, Scanning, Using the Interweb, Manipulating Technology, Electricity, Healing, Water Breathing, Nanomachines, Overwhelming Competence.

Alignment: Lawful Good. I haven’t been lawful good lately…

Text Color: Purple When Happy. Red when Sad/Angry etc.

Main Animal: Frogs, Kangaroos. :)

Other Animals: Bees, Cockroaches, Seals, Lightning Bugs. :)

Main Hobbies: Art, Gardening, Husbandry, Singing, Science, Robotics.

Diet: Can for the most part only eat purple food, Eats things whole, like bones, wrappers, rinds.

People find what I eat weird..

Favorite Drinks: Lemonade, Butterfly Tea, Taro Boba, Hot Chocolate.

Favorite Fruit/Veg: Ube, Grapes, Plums, Watermelon.

Favorite Meals: Scrambled Eggs, Pancakes, Waffles, Ube Pizza, Chicken Noodle Soup, Friendship Bread, Ramen, Sago Soup, Popcorn, Chicken Nuggets, Hot Dogs, Chicken Sandwiches.

Favorite Sweets: Frog Gummies, Fruit Snacks, Chocolate, Poprocks, Purple Gummy Bears, Kohakutou.

Favorite Desserts: Brownies, Ube Icecream, Moon Cakes, Taro Cookies.

Favorite Flower: Violets, Lavender, Wisteria, Dandelions, Lilacs, Sunflowers. :)

Scent: Lavender, The Ocean, Pineapple. Most people say I smell tropical.

Handedness: Left Handed.

Blood Color: A mixture of Red and Oil.

Birthday: September 8th 3003. (Virgo)

Theme:

Playlist:

Fun Facts: Owns several kangaroos, His favorite frog is a Pig nosed frog. has collected every single Pokémon including every shiny Pokémon. :)

Special Interests: Frogs, Nature, Disney, Winnie the Pooh, Pokemon, Stardew Valley, Biology. :D

Comfort Objects: (Fluffernutter) Purple Kangaroo Plush, His Computer, His Furby, Rabbit Plush, His Plants, Seal Plushie, Purple Teddy Bear, Purple Frog Plush, Worm on a String. :D

Stims: Keyboards, Drawing, Knocking on things, Echololia, Playing with Coins, Gemstones, Hand flapping, Bouncing, Computer stims, Ribbiting, Slimes, Squishes, Kinetic Sand, Bee Dancing, Sensory Jars.

Stimboard: LINK

Moodboard: LINK

Fashionboard: LINK

MY POKÉMON TEAM!!!:

MY GENSHIN TEAM!:

ALEX’S HAPPY THINGS!!!:

Purple.

The Sun, Rainbows, Rain.

My computer.

Frogs, Cockroaches, Kangaroos, Bees, Seals, Sea Urchins, Lightning Bugs, Horseshoe Crabs.

The Ocean.

Disney, Winnie the Pooh.

Flowers, Plants, Succulents.

Art.

Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Animal Crossing.

Stardew Valley.

Pokémon.

Isabelle.

Stuffed Animals.

Splatoon.

Robot Pets.

Tangled.

Disney Princesses.

Music Boxes.

Minecraft.

Endermen.

Genshin Impact.

In Games:

Animal Crossing:

Stardew Valley:

(Credit to this portrait maker)

Splatoon:

Weapon: Inkbrush.

Minecraft Skin: LINK

Family:

Stefan Jackson, Tara Jackson (Grandparents, Mothers side). …….

Todd Leverett, Irma Leverett (Grandparents, “Fathers” Side.) Grandpa was nice.. he was the only one who liked me…

Maria Leverett, Stellan Leverett. (Parents.) ……

Jordan Leverett (“Father”) …….

Johnathan Carter (Adoptive Father.) :) Daddy.

Nova Star (Godfather.) :)

Johnathan.Jr Carter (Adoptive Brother.) :) Little Brother.

Michael Ansley. (Adoptive Brother.) :)

Immanuel Ansley. (Adoptive Sibling.) :)!! Immanuel!!

Joan Doe. (Big Sister Figure.)

Samuel Coleman, Micah Coleman. (Adoptive Uncles.) (Strained) ……..

Friends: N/A. I only have a few friends at the moment haha.

Romance: Aven Starclimber (Crush). :)

Pets: :D

Spike (Service Wolf)

Steven (Green Tree Frog.)

Jacob (PacMan Frog)

Satan (Purple Indian Frog)

CAPSLOCK (Desert Rain Frog)

Pumpkin Pie (Pumpkin Frog)

Gumball (Glass Frog)

Greenie (Bullfrog)

Buddies (Sea Monkies)

Brief Personality: Alexander is many things to many people, A savior, a new hope, a villain, a murderer. However in reality he's just a scared kid. He's truly trying to better himself however keeps hitting bumps in the road. He once was a pacifist, however he can't say that about himself now. All he wants is peace and quiet, and maybe a few friends who will listen to him.

Brief Backstory: [WIP]

[wingsy-keeper-of-songs]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

Tagged by: @alphedhel

If you're not comfortable with answering, just say "I plead the 5th." I find it hilarious

1. Are you named after anyone?

I was going to be named after my uncle if I was a boy, but that didn't work out. She didn't like the female version, so she went with something Christmas-y since I was born so close to Christmas.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Today, as a matter of fact. In a fit of rage while trying to dispose of a very stubborn and very rude cottonwood sapling.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but if I were in the right headspace and had a partner who wanted them and we were financially secure, I wouldn't mind adopting or fostering a couple.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It's one of my love languages. But I will admit to needing to lay off the snark once in a while.

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

I was a hockey player as a kid and I played soccer (football for you Europeans). Now, I take long walks with two obnoxious dogs and my parents. I'm not very sports oriented anymore due to a back injury.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

If they have a dog or not. I'm an anxious person and I don't like looking at people out of habit, but if there's a dog, I'm asking to pet it.

7. Eye Color?

Green. The only 1% I'm part of is the percentage of the population with natural red hair and green eyes

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

(Spanish girl "why not both?" meme)

I love happy endings and horror movies. And when a horror film has a happy ending? Even better.

9. Any Special talents?

I can unnerve a voice teacher with an unusual vocal range, maybe? My usual speaking voice is considered really low and normally shouldn't be able to clear three octaves. But my singing range is about four and a half octaves to five.

10. Where were you born?

Alaska and I have been stuck here for nearly thirty years. It's a beautiful state, don't get me wrong, but egads I want to leave. And no, we cannot see Russia from our house. That's in Wasilla and that's because of all the crystal meth they cook.

11. Free space (there was no 11 on the prompt I received)

My favorite movie of all time is the Princess Bride. I watched it so much as a kid that I wore out the old VHS tape. My mom got a copy of the DVD and we quote it at the screen when we watch it sometimes to annoy my dad. (he loves it)

12. Do you have any pets?

Two dogs named Luka and Rosie and two cats named Selina and Brucie.

13. How tall are you?

About 5'7 or 5'8, depends on the doctor

14. Favorite subject in school?

English and Social Studies. I was one of those kids who loved every book we read in class and would read ahead because I wanted to know what happened next. I read during class and got in trouble when I supposed to be doing work. And I'd read ahead in my history book to find out cool shit and then look that up in the library. The other kids thought I was weird as fuck. Wouldn't find out until I was 13 that I had The Autism™

15. Dream Job?

Used to be Disney World, but the Mouse destroyed my dreams and crushed my soul like a grape. Now it's something involving wild animal rehabilitation or something like that. I like critters and I want to help restore habitats and endangered species and things like that.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

how much of brba have you seen now? i remember seeing your poorest wettest morally bankrupt meow meow poll w him v izzy and i didnt feel like they could be pitted against each other bc i dont see jesse as morally bankrupt? idk i dont wanna spoil the show for you if you havent seen much, i think jesse makes bad decisions but he isnt a bad person and i’d say izzy is a bad person. idk i have so many feelings about jesses goodness but im holding my tongue so i dont spoil

I've only seen the pilot episode tbh but I've heard of that man through the grape vine. He was a contender in the original poor little meow meow contest and I've heard tales of his patheticness and I really thought it would be funny if we pit the pathetic fake trans dudes against each other. It wasn't any deeper than that.

Idk tho Jessie just in the pilot snitches on his partner to the cops and says the f slur, which is like, the whole thing we hate Izzy for, right, being homophobic and a snitch? Jessie is funny with it tho, so he has that on Izzy. I love him very deeply he's so funny but also he is a meth dealer, which I maintain that meth dealers are people too, but it's a main stream tv show after the war on drugs so... I'm not expecting them to give him a redemption arc or anything. Maybe they do I'll find out whether you tell me or not.

anyway I don't really mind spoilers.

Edit: I hate Izzy for being lame and I like Jessie because he's hilarious. The Snitch thing is part of why I hate Izzy but I'll let a lot slide if a blorbo has a certain je ne sais cock