#metalocalypse college au

[princess-lvcifer]

Okay so last night I had an idea for a Metalocalypse High School / College AU multi-chapter slow burn but sadly I can't write multi-chapter slow burns even if my live depends on it so I'll just share some thoughts:

PICKLES:

The older of the group, probably a young adult.

I imagine his hair short like Johnny Rotten or long like Axl Rose, I can't decide. But he dresses like Jesse Pinkman.

Everyone thinks that he's always skipping class.

The truth is that he isn't enrolled in that school or any other.

He's homeless and sneaks into the school to hang out, go to the toilet and eat, no adult suspects anything because it goes unnoticed.

The funny thing is that his family lives in front of the school, they can't imagine him going to school so near them so is the perfect hide.

(His brother goes to another school)

Before he became homeless he knew that sooner or later his parents would throw him out of the house or that he would leave, so he made a copy of the house keys and sometimes he goes in when there is no one to stay or to take something.

At night he sleeps in the tree house in the garden of his parents' house or in the basement of Murderface's grandparents without them noticing.

He skips classes with Murderface, they met and became friends that way. They are often in the stands smoking.

He often sees Nathan training with the rugby team.

Murderface introduces him to Nathan.

He has a crush on Nathan but he realises after having a sleepover party at Nathan's house (very cute scene: meeting his parents, having dinner and watching a film together, sleeping in the same bed...) or after he sees Nathan kissing Abigail in a party house.

A "I wasn't jealous of you, I was jealous of her because I love you!!!" type of love confession. Dramatic af. I love that shit.

Yeah I thought a lot about him as you can see. My baby.

MURDERFACE:

As I said he skips classes with Pickles.

He goes to Nathan's class. They met and became friends there because they have the same music taste.

He lets Pickles sleep in his basement.

Uhhh idk.

NATHAN:

He doesn't skip classes or if he does he doesn't do it as often as Pickles and Murderface. Or maybe he starts doing it a lot more after starting getting to know Pickles better. Idk.

Rugby team, of course.

He can feel Pickles' eyes always on him. He won't admit that he likes the sensation of being observed by him.

Pickles usually sits on the lower bleachers, so when Nathan goes to rest or drink he's often approached. At first they don't talk much, but the silence is not uncomfortable.

Okay so now let's talk about the Nordics... I don't really know how to connect them to the rest, maybe they met at a house party, but:

SKWISGAAR:

Exchange student.

Really happy to be away from his mom even if it's just a year.

Toki's roommate and classmate and he speaks Swedish with him.

They're always together because of the last point, but even if Toki's nice company sometimes he feels overwhelmed by him.

He becomes popular very quick because he's hot and new.

He fucks with a lot of girls, of course. And other times he sucks dicks.

TOKI:

Exchange student and happy to be away from his family, like Skwisgaar.

Skwisgaar's roommate and classmate, he speaks Norwegian with him.

Skwisgaar is he first friend, he develops a huge love for him very quickly because he felt a lot of instant connection with him. He also admires him in a lot of ways.

He thinks that his feelings are normal love for a friend. After making new friends and not wanting them in the same way he realises that he's in love with him.

He obviously is very jealous of all Skwisgaar's situationships.

He ends up being emotional dependent of Skwisgaar. Sorry I love making Toki suffer (but trust me at the same time I hate it).

I don't know if he would confess his feelings to him and if he does that I don't know if Skwisgaar would have the same feelings.

His other best friend there is Pickles, they're delusional besties like "I'm not going to be lucky but you should confess your feelings to him because I'm pretty sure he feels the same way 🚬🐤" "No YOU *Uno card*"

And yeah as I said Abigail is there and also Charles and Magnus but I didn't though about them. And Magic Ears and the villains are probably teachers.

If I was a good artist I'd draw all this shit, maybe I'll write something but right now I'm having a writer burnout soooo idk.

[kaanagen]

KLOKLLEGE [ METALOCALYPSE AU]

This is a college AU with Dethklok, written by someone in college as a form of escapism. Let me point out some of their main traits in this universe:

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

24 y/o

Music course

Guitar prodigy

Not that egocentric but already pretty smug and vain

Figuring himself out, but manages to charm a lot of girls with minimal effort

Lives on the college campus

Popular enough to make him worry about his image and what people think of him

Goes to a lot of parties

Works part-time at an antique store on the other side of town so people won't find him and see him as "lesser"

Toki Wartooth

20 y/o

Initially came to study Theology, then switched to Fine Arts but is considering changing to Music after meeting Skwisgaar

Christian but non-practicing

Lives on the college campus

Considered the "weird guy" after becoming friends with Murderface

Not many friends

Ran away from home and forged documents to get an internship to study in America

With no financial help from his parents, works part-time at an antique store and does various gigs around town, which is how he met Skwisgaar and Murderface

Plays guitar as a hobby and is quite good for being self-taught, which helps him land a few gigs

Develops a crush on Skwisgaar as they start working together, but has conflicted views about his sexuality due to his upbringing

Purposely ruins Skwisgaar's dates as they grow closer through their job

Pickles

26 y/o

Initially not in college, but Nathan convinces him to enroll in the Music course

Doesn't get his piercings until after he meets Nathan

Ran away from home and has been living in the back of his family's stolen car for nearly two years

Goes to parties for free food, booze and drugs

Met Nathan after cutting himself while high and drunk at a party—they’ve been friends ever since

Pro at shoplifting

Befriends Skwisgaar after hearing him play at a party

After enrolling in college, Toki offers to help him study, but they can never focus

Has a situationship with Nathan that he's too scared to call anything else

Nathan Explosion

25 y/o

In college for American football

Only got through high school by excelling in football so that was his only notion to go forward

Part of an underground fight club so it's normal for him to be bruised

Pretty popular in his class

Goes to a lot of parties but keeps a low profile

Met Pickles at a party after Skwisgaar bailed on him to study for an exam

His mom enrolled him in a singing class once a week to help him talk more, but no one really knows about it

William Murderface

23 y/o

Wouldn’t be caught dead studying in college after threatening his high school principal into graduating him

Only in college because, once Toki befriended him through one of his gigs, he never left

Lives in Toki’s dorm rent-free to avoid going home to his grandparents

Has a bad reputation that rubbed off on Toki, making them the "weirdo duo"

Used to go to parties, but after getting beaten up trying to hook up with a girl, he gave up on hanging out with the college jackoffs

Doesn't know he has sleep apnea that keeps Toki awake at night

Helps Toki find gigs but usually messes things up, thinking he’s helping (and always asks for a cut of the money for his "help")

Some content I already made for Klokllege:

Pickles and Nathan's first encounters

First contact / The aftermath

Skwisgaar and Toki's soft feels

Glances

[z0mbie-d0ct0r]

Dethentines 4 : college AU or forced proximity

Skwisgaar walked into the wrong room on his way to gaylord music class

+ Skwisgaar's immediate reaction

[toomanythoughts2]

I don't know if anyone else fucks with AU's but I have put so much thought into a Metalocalypse AU where Dethklok gets sent into a universe were Toki never makes it to the band/never leaves Norway. So Dethklok, in that universe, never reaches their full potential and they are on the path to world destruction because Dethklok needs all 5 members to defeat Salacia. So the band has to go on an adventure to get Toki into the band so that they can all go home/set the universe back into place.

The problem I keep running into to is who is Toki in this world without Dethklok? And I have a few ideas.

Toki stays home and becomes the next Reverend after his father dies. He secretly sneaks out to go play guitar under a persona in a few towns over and leads a double life essentially. He's very unhappy but has to be the dutiful son to his parents.

Toki stays home, becomes deeply religious, but fully believes that God will send him angels to rescue him from his family. When Dethklok comes to get him, he is convinced that they were sent as a answer to his prayers. He constantly refers to Dethklok as his Guardian Angels.

Toki is forced to stay at home (due to manual labor needs) but has plans to escape on his own. Dethklok technically ruins his plans to escape on his own by announcing his escape, but he does escape. The whole congregation and his parents know though, and they plan to track him down and bring him back home. So it becomes a race to see who will get to Toki first. This Toki is very desperate for freedom and has lost a fair amount of childlike whimsy in exchange for survival techniques.

Toki becomes a "copy cat" guitarist for hire, where when a band just needs a stand-in guitarist, he can come in and play their guitarist's part perfectly. He has a hard time expressing his own original work and is a serious loner, despite wanting to desperately connect with band members and people.

Toki becomes a black metal guitarist for a local band that plays gigs in clubs to make ends meet. Toki fully recognizes the full reach of his sexual and gender identity and dresses more feminine. Personally, this universe would be Toki's "Snakes N' Barrels" complete with glam and gender non-conformity. He's pretty happy here and has respect within the community but wants more/not fully understood by people. I think this version of him would be the most expressive.

Toki ends up having to become a prostitute since he was kicked out at such a young age, gaining reputation for his natural gift for guitar. It became what he's known for.

Toki gives up guitar and picks up keyboard/piano instead. Particularly, becomes a college student after a influential professor hears him playing one night to get some cash for a room. He ends up going to school on a scholarship and learning under said professor to play piano. Though, Toki's heart is always set on the guitar but because of his Father, he has some serious PTSD when handling it. I also like to play around with if the professor is a good guy or has some kind of ulterior motive.

Toki is unable to land a role in the band but is able to help out producers and musical engineers "under the table" and learns the ins and outs of the business. He ends up giving up on the guitar for the chance at a life that will take care of him, while also being a little bitter that he was never good enough for people to play. He ends up becoming the youngest rising musical producer. He is very serious in this universe, having completely given up everything to survive. Think about it is Abigail and Charles had a baby but make it a little bit meaner and unhinged. That would be this Toki.

This universe actually splits into two directions:

Toki becomes a producer on his own and the band has to find him. Either by being the "under the table" employee and learning by watching, or he takes a more active role and helps make decisions.

Toki never makes it into the band/too scared to duel Skwisgaar but is able to work directly under Charles as an apprentice and finds out that is he talented in music producing, becoming Dethklok's producer and not their guitarist. I like this version because this keeps all of the members together but they are still not where they need to be. Also, this version of Toki is very serious, very hard, very stubborn. He had to basically give up everything that our Toki is known for in order to do the job he was being given. He's talented in it and he has never failed Dethklok or Charles, but he doesn't play around. He doesn't play guitar because of his bitterness at being taken advantage of by other musicians or lack of response.

These are just a few that I can remember, but I just love the idea of playing around with "Toki if he never joined Dethklok" and "Dethklok desperately trying to get Toki" I particularly love the religious ones and the music producer one. Though the Black Metal one has my heart because I picture Toki being the most "Toki" in that universe and not afraid to take center stage and be himself. UGh, I love Toki <3

[noccolibroccoli]

DWLY

thanks for not alerting me to this ask tumblr

anyway

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t

uhhhhh honestly sonadow? it's funny bc in every way it's a ship I SHOULD like and i don't like, DISlike it, but I just can't get into it. no idea why. i understand why it's so popular but it's not my thing. maybe just bc i read sonic as deeply aroace? idk.

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

does abo count. if not then college/high school aus

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves.

fuck i gotta pick a fandom i guess uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i appreciate sam manson for being the rare jewish cartoon character whose jewishness is expressed in more ways than just "celebrates hanukkah" and by that i mean i like how her grandma calls her bubbeleh. no points for making her the character who likes christmas the most though.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

one piece. various baby shows. metalocalypse. venture bros. house?? star trek

[fishklok]

drew some yearbook photos (using the lore set up by my magnus + charles longfic)

(magnus didn't show up to picture day junior year, so they reused his sophomore year photo)

[abalonetea]

this is a really old thing i wrote for dethklok, like, a year ago and idk it's wednesday i wanted to share it

"Yous don't gots to walk home with me all the time." Toki hooks his thumbs into the pockets of his jeans, rolls his eyes at the affronted snort he gets in lieu of an answer. "Ams not likes I don't walks on my own plentys of times before."   "Not everysthing ams about yous, Toki." Skwisgaar snorts again, like that might somehow make his answer more convincing.   It's the middle of summer and the air is almost unbarably hot. The rain earlier in the day made everything feel thick and stifling; curls in Toki's lungs like steam from a shower but worse, because there's no way to open up a door and clear it out. The stretch of town between Pickles apartment and the college campus is pretty decent, wiith street lights that work most of the time and more actual businesses than bars.   Despite the fact that it's almost one in the morning, there road is still busy. Cars speed past loud enough to kick up sprays of dirty water. Toki kicks at a puddle as they walk through it, ends up getting his own pants leg wet. "Yeahs? So whys ams yous comings back home withs me? Yous don't ever leaves Pickle this early unless I's ams theres, too."   Skwisgaar stomps in the puddle instead of kicking at it, splashing it up on Toki's leg instead of his own. "I's already tolds yous, Toki. Ams not my faults yous ams never listenings to nothing."   "I's listen," counters Toki, with a shrug. Despite the fact that his shirt is pretty loose fitting, the wetness of the air makes the fabric cling to his skin, hollowing out at the small of his back. "I's just ams not believings you. There's ams a difference, Skwisgaar."   "There's ams no differesence! Yous ams just beings stupid, Toki. I's ams leavings 'cause I's feels like leavings." Skwisgaar shoves a hand in his pocket, comes back out with a lighter. The plastic casing is neon yellow. It lights up whenever the Swede flicks it, rooting around with his other hand for the cigarette that Toki knows got left back on Pickles coffee table.   Skwisgaar smokes cigarettes more than anyone else Toki knows, furls of nicotine lingering on his shirt, mixing with the traces of dollar eighty five cologne. He staggers sideways on purpose, bumps his shoulder into Skwisgaar's side.   "I's grabbed it for yous." Toki tugs the cigarette out of his back pocket but doesn't hand it over. He's not very big on smoking, doesn't like the taste, doesn't like the feel; makes Skiwsgaar light it anyway, takes the first drag just because.   The Swede's lip curls when he takes the offered cigarette. "Yous ams beings such a little shits. Don't know why yous couldn't ams of just stayed over at Pickle's."   Toki huffs, doesn't point out that Skwisgaar really /didn't/ have to walk home with him. It always just sends the conversation spiraling into a real argument. Those are fun, sometimes, but it's too late - too early - too close to class for that to happen. "I's got a maths lesson real early. Miss Hendersmith ams real picksculars about me showings up on time."   "Miss Henderbitch ams an old hag," retorts Skwisgaar. "Not evens a good lookings one. I's don't know why yous care so much about that stuff. Yous could just fucks off from class once in a while. Ams not goings to get yous in that much troubles. I's do it alls the time!"   "Yous don't got reals good marks, either." Marks are important to Toki. He's not great at what he does - some of the work is just too far beyond his grasp, difficult enough that the high school books he rents from the local library don't even come close to touching on the subject, not in enough time, at least.   He likes to think that showing up one time gives him a bit of lee-way when it comes to his grades. More than that, it's a little bit farther under the radar that he's able to slip, a little less scrutiny.    A car goes speeding by. The light changes at the last minute. They slam on the breaks, send a thick spray of water onto the sidewalk. Skwisgaar cusses, foul, sharp, jerks back so fast that the cigarette slips from between his fingers. It lands in the murky water and fritzes out, not even a spiral of smoke left over.   "Jacksass," spits Skwisgaar, spinning around to flip the driver off. His hair is pulled up, but the band is too large, something stolen from one of Pickles bedroom drawers. It doesn't hold the blonde hair back all the way, strands of blonde clinging to face and neck; jacket tied around his waist, the spiked shoulders a stark contrast to the pale blue V neck, to the fine silver chain threaded around his neck; jean legs wet and boots dark and nails filed down fine.   It's amazing how put together Skiwsgaar can look, even when he's not. The street lights cast strange shadows on his face, makes his skin look far too pale. But he's still - /enough/, that's the only word that comes to mind. He's enough for anything he tries, anything he wants, and it's always kind of amazing that he doesn't mind hanging out with such a mess.   Toki roots around in his back pocket, holds up a handful of ones. "Yous wants to stop at the corners store? I's can buy yous another pack."   Skiwsgaar kicks out the wet cigarette with the toe of his heel. "Ugh. I's wanted that ones. Besides, yous ams probablies just goings to buy some stupid cheaps -"   "I's know what yous ams smoking," says Toki, with a roll of his eyes. He grabs Skwisgaar's wrist, fingers wrapping all the way around and over lapping. "Come ons. We's get yous a new pack, and yous just pays me back laters."   The corner store sits just on the edge of campus. It's one of the most frequently visited spots by the students - but it still sort of looks like it's about to fall down around the edges. No one ever cleans up the parking lot, and there's so much paint on the walls that you almost can't make anything out. Flickering flourescent lights highlight the oil streaked water, turning the pavement into a veritable sea of rainbows.   A bell chimes when Toki pushes open the door. The guy behind the counter doesn't even look up at them, just grunts. He's got one headphone in, leaiing against the counter, looking through a skin mag so raunchy it makes Toki blush.   "Hey, we's need a pack of Camel Lights." Toki has to say it twice before the guy sighs, takes out his headphones and gets up to grab the cigarettes. He very carefully looks at the display of scratch off cards instead of the splayed out skin mag, uses his thumb to count out the money for the smokes, one dollar over because he doesn't have change.   "Yous got enough for these too?" Skwisgaar sits a bag of barbeque chips and two danishes down on the counter, stretching over Toki's shoulder to do so.   Toki hums. He'd been trying to save up a little bit of money and get a new case for his guitar. Still, three or four dollars won't make or break him, and there's always a fifty percent chance that Skwisgaar really will pay him back later.   "Yeahs, I's got enough." Toki has to wait for everything to be rung up this time around, and it turns out that he's got maybe fifty cents more than the actual bill. The cashier puts his headphones back in before they've even walked away from the counter. Toki shoves the bags at Skwisgaar, says, "yous got to carries it all, though."   "Like I's would be trustings yous to carries my chips." Skwisgaar slips the bag over his arm. The bell chimes again as they step back outside. The light across the street has burnt out, just like that. Toki’s gaze lingers on the metal casing, lips twisting up when he slaps at Skwisgaar’s arm.   “What’s ams I’s goings to dos with them? Drops them on the ground and starts jumpings on them?” Toki rolls his eyes, pushes on Skwisgaar’s arm again.   He snorts, and it’s more lips than air. Skwisgaar digs out a pack of cigarettes from the bag, starts trying to dig at the packaging. The plastic is on tight, though, and Skwisgaar’s nails are fucked over something awful.   Toki wants to ask what happened to them. The lead guitarist doesn’t bite his nails, doesn’t pick them. Hands are a prize to him, and more than a few sharp tongued comments have been directed at Toki’s own shabby looking hands, with the scabbed over cuticles and bitten short nails.   He doesn’t, though, because Skwisgaar would just give him that look. Probably wouldn’t answer, anyway.   “No ones ams ever knowings with you, Toki.” Skwisgaar’s lip curls, and he sputters when Toki plucks the package out of his hands. “Hey! Those amsnest yours no mores!”   “I’s don’t wants them,” says Toki, and then he bites at the edge of the package. Plastic catches between his teeth, rips right down the side. When Skwisgaar makes to take them back, Toki tosses them to his other hand, backing up to keep them out of the Swede’s grip. “Hey, Skwisgaar. What ams yous always saying when we gos out together? If yous can’t open it youself, yous can’t have it?”   “That ams just for booze, Toki!” Skwisgaar makes another grab for the cigarettes. The tips of his fingers brush over the carton, but Toki is quick on his feet. They lunge and dance down the sidewalk, like the package of Camels is some great prize.   They make it half a block before Skwisgaar hooks an arm around Toki’s waist, tugging the younger man up against him. Blond hair brushes over Toki’s cheeks – an arm reaching over his shoulders, slender fingers curling around the half-wrapped box - campus grounds appear without either of them noticing, even though the cement vanishes to grass, and the entire place is still and silent.

[pikaflute]

Pairing: Charles/Pickles

Summary:  Pickles has a hard time handling his new powers after the events of Doomstar, so Charles tries to help in anyway he can. 

chickles time. decided to finish something before brendon topples my flimsy constructed lore with a movie that will rock my nuts off. this is god powers au btw, and is of course post doomstar requiem. i hope you enjoy this fic! i kissa you on the lips!

also as of yesterday, i am officially a college senior :) hooray

[forgiveness-in-the-misery]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Metalocalypse (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: William Murderface/Skwisgaar Skwigelf Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, William Murderface Additional Tags: College AU, Skwisgaar is studying to become a hair stylist, Mentions of Anxiety, Self-Esteem Issues, Alternate Universe, Kloktober2021, kloktoberOTP Summary:

Murderface only allows Skwisgaar to play with his hair because he's a good friend, it isn't at all because he's harboring a crush on his close friend.

[gluku-pikron]

y for charles/magnus because i love pain

Charles/Magnus + Y: Years of Friendship First

Oh no. Oh no. I started thinking about this and it got out of control. Sorry this is stupid long.

I had played around with the idea a while back that Magnus & Charles maybe had a semester or two where they went to the same college (before Magnus dropped out, or Charles transferred to a more prestigious school, or both, why not both?) and they’d gotten along swimmingly in a “dark academia” unspoken romantic/sexual tension type sense (think, like, The Secret History but with less murder haha. And another total aside, if someone wrote a Metalocalypse dark academia AU I’d eat that shit up even if it would be OOC because 90% of the Metalocalypse cast have thimble-sized brains).

But back to the point! A couple of semesters of college together, maybe as roommates (oh my god they were roommates) before they go their separate ways, and maybe Magnus is a little sour that Charles doesn’t keep in touch (whatever, rich boy’s probably too busy getting 4.0′s at Harvard) and then some years down the line, Magnus finds himself back in California (I have an abiding love for the headcanon that Magnus’ parents were divorced and he spent a lot of time shuttling between the East & West Coasts) near, say, Stanford, and who does he meet at some stupid mixer that he snuck into? Charles! Whoa! Wild! Who’d’ve thought I’d see you here, buddy?!

And maybe Magnus lets slip that he’s dropped out of school for realsies and he’s kind of between things, and they wind up roommates again, because, well, Charles has this big ol’ apartment and there is a spare bedroom, and having someone around to help with the household chores would be nice since Charles is so busy. (Spoiler: Magnus does not clean jack shit, but Charles finds he appreciates the companionship more than he remembered when they were sharing a cramped single dorm room so it’s… he can hire a housecleaning service. It’s fine.)

And there’s a couple months that are nice, Magnus working odd jobs while Charles works on his degree, until Charles has to, I don’t know, move away for an internship or something, and Magnus is out on his ass again, poor guy.

And that’s the end of that until Magnus ends up in Florida with a newly-formed death metal band and the business card to a law firm whose name sounds familiar for a reason he can’t quite place.  Turns out that’s where Charles went, only now he’s got his degree and works there full-time.

Probably lots of hesitant reconnecting, Magnus a little gun-shy after being dropped twice in a row, but then they’ve got this business contract signed and they’re both locked in, so… maybe it’s time to talk about all the stuff they never said in college. Maybe? :eyes emoji:

[robinsnest2111]

indirectly tagged by @lampmeeting

it's not part of the original thing but I'm gonna add a silly little self portrait as well~

Questions to get to know you a little better:

1. What do you prefer to be called name wise? Robin or any kind of nickname related to that you can come up with lol Some of my favourites are Rob and Robble

2. When is your birthday? November 21st

3. Where do you live? A little town in Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony), Germany. Known for being the summer residence of a royal bloodline some 200 years ago. Yes there's a castle :P

4. Three things I am doing right now? Trying to forget the nightmare I just woke up from, thinking about getting a few more clementines from the kitchen and fininishing a little sketch I started yesterday

5. Four fandoms that have piqued my interest: Metalocalypse (ofc), Hogan's Heroes, Ghost BC, What We Do In The Shadows. Those are the main 4 at the moment but there's always a chance for other fandoms to take over for a bit.

6. How has the pandemic been treating you? ....yeah. Not so great. My grandma died suddenly at the start of the pandemic, I had to leave my internship I was super happy at early because of lockdown, finished my last semester at college with horrible online classes, had to move back in with my parents, cut contact with someone I've known almost all my life, barely passed my finals, still on the hunt for a job (started applying to places in September) and am close to losing it any day now lol Also pandemic means no flea markets which was one of the few things keeping my brain happy and occupied while giving me a chance to ride my bike around the region for hours :^(((((

7. Song(s) I can’t stop listening to: Sadly no particular song coming to mind right now, but I've had Ghost's entire discography and Dethalbum I, II, and III on rotation for months now lol. This Toss A Coin To Your Witcher Remix has also been stuck in my head for a while and is always worth a listen (Also have some silly techno/hardstyle remixes stuck in my brain permanently because I listened to them as background noise while trying to make my final college projects somewhat decent. Terence Hill & Bud Spencer - Lalalalalala, Da Tweekaz - Jägermeister, Star Wars Hardstyle, DJ Ötzi - Anton aus Tirol, Das Leben des Brian - Schwanzus Longus)

8. Recommend a movie: The Road to El Dorado by Dreamworks, a children's movie, I know... Each song is an absolute banger tho (even the German versions!), the jokes are silly but fun, the queer/gay hints add that little spice that I subconsciously picked up on and felt comforted by as a kid and the design of the everything is just (chef's kiss) Also the chemistry between the 4 main characters is gud as heck. It's the childhood movie I latched on to the most, my mother had to rent the dvd almost every single day until I bought a copy myself lol

9. How old are you? 24 orz I don't feel like it at all...

10. School, university, occupation? Finished college in August, unemployed because no one wants to hire in the creative field during a worldwide plague :^)

11. Do you prefer heat or cold? As long as it's under 35°C I prefer heat. My hands and feet are icicles 95% of the time after losing weight :^(

12. Name one fact others may not know about you? Since I'm an expert oversharer you probably know almost everything about me already orz But uhhh. Lemme see... I learned how to operate a laundry machine at the ripe old age of 20 at my internship at a hair salon lmao My mother never had the nerve to show me how on the modern machine we have at home (along the lines of "you will fuck it up anyways so let me do it >:^(((" which is an overarching theme in her raising me lol), but the older machine with the simpler dials at the salon was a good start to learn and honestly one of the things at this internship I'm still super grateful for...

13. Are you shy? Oh hell yeah I am... It's all the years of getting only negative feedback for trying to interact with others lol

14. Preferred pronouns: He/Him mostly, still figuring out if I still like they/them or nah (since in German there are no neutral pronouns that aren't neopronouns I've automatically gotten more attached to he/him lol)

15. Biggest pet peeves: I feel so mean for admitting it but honestly: Any noises my parents make. If I'm having a particularly bad low brain energy day even hearing them breathe makes me wanna run away and scream in anger... (Doesn't irk me with anyone else tho, which is weird...)

16. What is your favorite "dere" type? Oh there's more than 4 types now?? I've always liked Kuudere types the most out of the original 4 types, but I guess Shundere and Utsudere are right up my alley too!!!

The Kuudere (クーデレ), sometimes written Coodere or Kūdere, type refers to a character who is often cold, blunt, and cynical. They may seem very emotionless on the outside, but on the inside they’re very caring — at least when it comes to the ones they love.

The Shundere (しゅんデレ) type refers to characters who are sad and very depressed. While a full smile on their face might be out of the question, their love interest can help them open up and feel accepted.

The Utsudere (うつデレ) type refers to a character who is often sad and depressed. There is a reason for the character’s despair such as being bullied at school. Even if their life improves, they are often wary of other characters’ motives.

17. Rate your life 1-10? Maybe a 4? 4.5 at max

18. What is your main blog? The one I'm posting this on lol

19. List all your side blogs and what they’re for:

yorkiesart - old as hell and inactive artblog

bleedingheartbird - very triggering and depressing vent blog :^(

yorkie2111 - my very first username, a sea and ocean themed aesthetic blog now mostly for when I miss Denmark a whole lot (kinda inactive)

robinsartnest - a second attempt at a separate art blog, inactive as well lol

20. Is there anything people should know before becoming friends with you? I'm a clusterfuck of several undiagnosed mental illnesses and probably other conditions that I'm trying to figure out and deal with on my own until I can get professional help and some diagnoses. At times I'm weird and distant and overall very depressed and unpleasant, I've already hurt so many people this way and am trying to be better every single day. Basically I've never been given the "How to properly Human" manual and am frantically trying to get it right without hurting too many innocent people in the process.

Anyway, if you are nice to me I will love you forever ♡♡♡ :'3c

idk who to tag so if you wanna do this, do it~

[foxtophat]

Oh, now that you're talking about Metalocalypse: I just wanted to tell you that I used to enjoy your Metalocalypse fics a lot!!! You wrote a short Pickles/Toki fic with some The Decemberists lyrics that made me start shipping it, and I still reread "but don't you know i've always been a loner" every once in a while. I was going to tell you on your birthday but... I totally forgot XD

eyyyy dude thank you tho!!! i can’t remember was that the footjob fic or was it some random snippet that i only posted to tumblr? i really need to go into my old tumblrs and pull out all those weird meta posts lol

i was LITERALLY just talking to someone about working on “don’t you know”!!! i feel weird going back to college aus because i’m... 32 now... but i had a LOT of ideas for that one lmao!!! ugh i should try to work on those things again!!!

[atmilliways]

M, A for Stuck on the Outside Failing to Look In (Just Like in Real Life), K, E for that one fic your wrote on LJ where Toki and Skwis both wind up in the hospital after hooking up too much because *I* want it, C, H, A again for All is Calm, All is Dark, R, L, E for Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner, S, N, N again, A again for A Murder of Two, T, H, A again DEALER'S CHOICE, N a third time, K, I, and two S's.

“Make Charles n Nathan kiss.” 

Have done, can do, will do! And kudos for making me go back to LiveJournal for a fic I hadn’t even planed on moving over to Ao3 because I was worried it was too dramatic. 

(Fanfic Ask Meme) 

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

Hm, what have I not already blabbed about… Oh, you’ll like this. I’ve semi started working on a preklok fic where Nathan and Skwisgaar share an apartment and it’s an absolute sty, so Nathan gets some homeless kid to clean it in exchange for food and use of their shower. Enter Toki. Cue eventual threesome. 

Eventually once Magnus is kicked out of the band they’re going to conspire to “hold auditions” for the rhythm guitar part but have Toki show up late and blow everyone else out of the water while they pretend to be surprised.

A: How did you come up with the title to Stuck on the Outside Failing to Look In (Just Like in Real Life)?

A lot of the Skwistok I write tends to feature both of them being idiots who aren’t good at communication. Like in that fixed you wanted me to pull a slide your house where they both end up in the hospital for stupidity related. Stuck on the Outside is the most reflective of that, title-wise. 

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

In terms of drawn out angst? Take Me To Church. Nine chapters plus a prologue and epilogue of Charles scrambling to figure out what is even happening, and the learning curve is not kind to him. 

E: If you wrote a sequel to that one fic your wrote on LJ where Toki and Skwis both wind up in the hospital after hooking up too much because I want it, what would it be about? 

After they’re both released from the hospital, they continue to Not Talk About It until cornered by the rest of the band. When asked why they were gone for so long Skwisgaar has an aneurism-like idea and just blurts out “Guitars!!” So they haphazardly cobble together an excuse about how they’ve been doing a lot of “extra practice sessions” to get Toki up to speed on some of his trickier parts.

Basically, they hash out an agreement for their “extra practice session” relationship with Nathan, Pickles, and Murderface not only listening, but chiming in with helpful shit like “Yeah Skwisgaar you make sure he gets all the extra practice he needs!!” 

C: What character do you identify with the most?

Nathan. I guess because he’s kind of the most “omfg can we just get shit done” of the group while also being such a perfectionist to the point of “nope, not good enough, start all over again from scratch and get it right motherfucker.” I can relate to both of those things. And he strikes me as such a Taurus (stubborn as hell, bull in a china shop, etc), which I also am, so there’s that too. 

H: How would you describe your style?

I wouldn’t, because it’s hard. 

A: How did you come up with the title to All is Calm, All is Dark? 

Don’t quote me on this, I’m only the author or whatever, but I think I wrote it or titled it or something over the holidays one year as a fluff present for a friend. The title is based on a line from Silent Night, but I changed “bright” to “dark” because Charles needs a dim, quiet space to relax and recharge. 

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Robin McKinley, and… a lot more. I’m basically a sponge. In high school, while we were reading Grapes of Wrath in lit class, I wrote a story in my creative writing class that was kind of fantasy, kind of magical realism, but depressingly paced like that one chapter where the fucking turtle crosses the fucking road, thank you John fucking Steinbeck. 

Also a million billion fanfic writers across five or six different fandoms. 

L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?

Personally, I consider coming up with a headcanon for a Metalocalypse Fraiser AU pretty weird on the grounds that it’s obscure, and I’m still amazed that enough people both knew what I was talking about and felt moved to make “oh my god you did it” comments. 

E: If you wrote a sequel to Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner, what would it be about? 

Hm. Well, because I originally intended for it to be a Nathan/Charles story and it just sort of, uh, veered off on a different course there… So the sequel would probably be something like Nathan, Skwisgaar, and Toki still casually hooking up occasionally, but outside of those threesomes it’s basically just Skwistok. After a while of this, Skwisgaar starts teasing Nathan that Charles has a crush on him, and then Toki joins in, and then they start asking Charles “subtle” questions to try and suss out if it’s true, and it is. Meanwhile, Nathan’s still going through his “huh, I guess I’m bi then, okay… huh” thing and convinced that this crush rumor is bullshit. 

Eventually the conspiring Scandinavians get those two crazy kids together, and make Charles a badly spelled Welcome To Our Threesome banner that absolutely does not leave the room intact. 

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

I love doing missing scene/behind the scenes stuff. Like, you know, basically all of Take Me To Church. It’s such a challenge to on one hand know in my heart that Charles and Nathan are meant to be, but on the other not actually deviate from any established canon. 

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Yeah, somebody write that sequel I described for Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner. You have my blessing. Title it, I Carried A Watermelon Named Nathan. 

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Someone write B.A.N.D.M.A.T.E.S for me. I mean, I’m gonna, but I have stuff going on at the moment and I want to read it now. 

A: How did you come up with the title to A Murder of Two?

A murder is a group of crows. There’s a Counting Crows song called A Murder of One, which is also where I got the idea for my murderofonerose screen name. (Rose is my middle name and it was back when I was still being dramatic about being single.) 

So considering the rest of the band was killed by black birds, crows seemed fitting. And the whole “he’ll always have Charles” thing. They’ll stick together, their own little murder of two. 

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Rapefic. I’ll just casually refrain from reading that, nbd. 

H: How would you describe your style?

Okay, whatever, I’ll do it, fine. 

Very character driven. Always has been, even before I discovered fanfiction, because creating and/or developing characters is my favorite part. Buuuut it means I’m sometimes lacking in setting and plot… It’s a constant struggle. I’ve also always had kind of a thing for unreliable narrators — or not unreliable exactly, it’s not like they’re intentionally lying to do, but just you get most things filtered through their personal biases. That’s why I want Take Me To Church to have a companion story from Nathan’s point of view, so I can beat y’all with the dead horse that is everything that has flown over Charles’ head due to low emotional intelligence. 

A: How did you come up with the title to DEALER’S CHOICE?

I know this is payback, but is anyone else starting to think that Dealer’s Choice would make a great fic title? And then the answer to this question would be, “Well this one time I was being an absolute madwoman/maniac and spammed a couple people’s inbox with lettered ask memes that doubled as a secret message because I’m a smartass. Blame my family for being awful at actual conversations and emotional support but superb at puns and one-liners. Anyway, one thing lead to another and they got me back, but I continued to be a smartass and used this as a title so I could continue to tell this story about singlehandedly revolutionizing the ask meme industry.“ 

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Yeah, there is, a sequel to Stay Alive. *mic drop* 

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

In terms of “oh, that’s… not good…” feels? I think it’s He Came Back (Wrong). Nathan definitely has feelings for Charles, confused and complicated as they are, but if he’s not quite the same person anymore then how is anything ever going to get resolved? 

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

Mainlining ridiculously long fics from start to finish, but they have to be complete and they have to really grab me. I have done this a few times since college and it’s simultaneously always worth it and always a Bad Idea. 

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Confessions of Feelings while drunk and/or high. 

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Fuck or Die. I mean, constructing the situation alone is impressive, because how often does that sort of thing even crop up.

[archedsmile]

@massoccurs​ ->  observe for the metalocalypse au :3

𝚀𝚄𝙸𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 !  the words echo in her mind but the exclamation is not headed-- instead , it is 𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙳 . eyes remaining glued to the blonde as she sits , tuning her instrument in the most 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴 of manners though suzie's manner of watching only makes things 𝙰𝚆𝙺𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙳 . but somehow , it's so fascinating to her . watching as slender , manicured fingers twist and tune the knobs the metal cables were so tightly wounded around .  truthfully , suzie found herself watching jezebel more and more as time passed them by in this new 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚁𝙻𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈 she called her life-- the way the blonde would carry herself in every aspect 𝙵𝙰𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 the pink haired young woman . from the way she examined herself ever so closely in the mirror with lipstick in hand , or on stage as she shreds a chorus ; this unwavering 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 and 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 oozing from every pore it seemed . suzie could only 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 of being anything near like her band mate was-- what it would be like to have fans and other band members follow her every instruction , to look at her as a 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚂𝚂 in her own right simply for her given abilities . notebook in her lap is 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻 of scribbled , rewritten lyric ideas -- ripped , frayed pieces of paper hanging from it’s margin from each discarded , 𝙲𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙳 attempt at new lyrics whilst their remnants lay in balled up form littering the floor around the buses trash bin .  a 𝙱𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 shiver makes her muscles 𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴 and her stomach twist and sink all at once , 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 flooding back momentarily that suzie wants 𝙽𝙾 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 of right now ; but she channels this . a new page is suddenly 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙳 with words , vibrant green hues continuously flickering between the blonde and her paper as the sound of graphite against college ruled notebook pages mixing with this gentle tunes that echo through the empty bus . it’s a few moments before she fins herself yet again 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳 by the platinum blonde in every motion she makes . it’s only when she notices how she is watching now whilst jezebel moves across the bus to the mirror to re-apply her makeup that she 𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙻𝚂 her eyes away from her bandmate . heart pounding against her rib cage in thunderous fashion .

𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 ->  observe drabble meme ( accepting ! )

[daftprttyboy]

a list of things i'd like to draw at some point

- evan jacobson from the book abercrombie trail

- h2o delirious + vanoss with toki and skwisgaar's guitars because of the duel by metalocalypse's doomstar requiem

- cowboy h2o delirious thanks to THISKIDSNOTALRIGHT by AWOLNATION

- potentially a mini animation of me to IPS' dont stop or american trash?? maybe even moana's shiny.

- the seven sins au me and my friends are doing of the bbs, with envy ladd and schizophrenic college student h2o delirious!

[fishklok]

this is very self indulgent so bear with me, but i inked/colored some old concept sketches of charles' siblings (+ niece) from my fic