#merlin humor

[morganaconda]

[merlin-knights]

Just for fun 😄

These are all things Merlin has done.

[merlin-knights]

YES!

[mandoriana]

New servants being introduced to the prince’s servant.

Old servant: That’s Merlin…

New servant: Cool, he seems nice.

Old servant: He’s not. He hears and knows everything around here. One moment he can be your best friend, and the next, kill you if he thinks you’re a threat to his treasure.

New servant *sweating bullets*: Message received, I won’t go near that guy’s money.

Old servant *confused*: Money? No, Merlin’s treasure is the prince. The bastard serves our prince as if he were serving God, so you better serve the prince as if you worship the ground he walks on, or Merlin might think it’s better to get rid of you.

New servant *nervous laugh*: Talking like that, it sounds like a cult…

Old servant: It is a cult. The prince is God, and Merlin is his most faithful devotee. We are the followers and will be sacrificed if Merlin thinks it’s best.

New servant: 😰

[call-me-samia]

[escespace]

Arthur: I know he might seem clumsy,disrespectful and idiotic but he is not a traitor.

Merlin: jeez... What have I done to earn such a good defense?

Arthur: Shut up Merlin, I'm trying to prove that you didn't break the law.

Merlin: Well, you certainly believe that so that's half the battle won.

[merlin-knights]

I support this 1000%.

Something to lighten the mood today

[amariram]

Merlin: fuck the rich

Arthur, begging: yes please

[reggiesdrowning424]

I don’t know what I was doing here but I guess I was doing something.

[thebookluvrr1816]

merthur+ig stories (in/sp) for @arthurpendragonns

[merlin-knights]

This one is my ABSOLUTE favorite 🙌🏻

Merlin + @screenshotsofdespair — part VI

sorry I'mma just *dumps all leftover edits into one post*

part I | part II | part III | part IV | part V

[morganaconda]

[matan4il]

Friends who don't forget you even after moving on to other fandoms, sometimes more than once, are the backbone of society.

[bebx]

[maddybthorne]

Yes, there are fanfics that are works of art. Literal masterpieces that authors have meticulously planned out (or not) either way they are beautiful. And I love them, i do, they have my heart.

But crack fics have my soul. I’m a sucker for the fics that make me wheeze silently in the middle of the night and tear up because whatthefuckisthis and it’s amazing.

(Anyways here’s an incomplete list of fics that I laughed way too hard at)

BBC Merlin:

Co-Dependant by vintagemocha on Ao3

By Any Means Necessary by Merlinfirstlastalways on Ao3

THE RULES by slayer of destiny on FFN.net

Marvel:

A Doomed Rule by Marvel_Fangirl on Ao3

Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so on Ao3

I’m Here, I’m Queer, and Filled With Existential Fear by Faerie-Lights (WyllowWysp) on Ao3 (it’s a twitter fic I love those ngl)

Harry Potter:

Not Your Heroes by Vemodalen on Ao3

Welcome to the Cultys by duplicity on Ao3

Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1218 on Ao3 and FFN.net

Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw on FFN.net

(Pls pls pls rec fics that made you laugh)

[mandoriana]

Percival: Merlin, I'm bored. What do you do for fun?

Merlin: I spend time alone. No problems to solve, no talking, no interacting. When I close my door, my peace begins!

Percival: 😅

Elyan: But wouldn't being alone be boring?

Merlin: I won't be alone, I'll have my own company. I'm on a very restrictive diet that consists of avoiding certain human beings.

Elyan *laughing*: Which human beings?

Gwaine: It will break my little heart if my name is on the list.

Merlin: First Uther, then Morgana, Mordred, and sometimes Arthur, but that one is harder since I have to see him every day every five minutes.

Leon: Don't you think that's a bit exaggerated?

Merlin: Nonsense, even you, who are of the same "species" as the other knights, can't stand being with them all the time, and you should be a united group.

The knights look at Leon expectantly.

Leon *looks away*: 🫣

Knights: 🥺

Leon: Okay, I admit that sometimes I just want a minute of peace...

Merlin: See! That's what I'm talking about. The truth is that the Earth is too small for so many humans! God must think every day, "Oh, I miss the dinosaurs, why did I send that meteor!"

Lancelot: Dinosaurs?

Gwaine: Meteor?

Merlin: I say I'd rather be running from a T-Rex right now than dealing with certain people!

Leon: I think he's going crazy again.

Lancelot: I'll call Gaius.

Elyan: I'll call Arthur.

Merlin: God should send some exclusive, custom-made meteors to hit certain people's heads. To avoid mistakes, he could send the meteor with names like "This one is for Mordred, this meteor is for Uther..."