#mentos and cola

[floridaboiler]

source- https://twitter.com/woofknight

[epicqtefail]

First time using the ask button and i just wanna say i wish to be as funny as you

Hi! i'm honoured to be the recipient of your first ask! ...so you wish to be less funny? unconventional but ok (that's me trying to be funny)

for real though you're very kind for saying this, thank you :''U we must have the same sense of humour which means we're either as funny as each other or have the same screws loose 🤝<3

[starpunz]

Guys I tried making a corporate rebrand of coke but it actually looks kind of cool??

[everywherenyc]

Cola on Cola Crime 😪

https://www.threads.net/@everywherenyc

[thychesters]

the perfect man doesn’t exi—

franky: yeah i store cola in the mini fridge that is my stomach

[troutagon]

Rotating this in my brain

[sparkycinnamon]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing The Matchstick Knights on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. The Matchstick Knights seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Cucumber Raspberry Popsicle says. All of a sudden UDPN come out and start singing “cards to your chest.” When Cola Mentos gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “If one day I left you alone, I bet you wouldn't notice.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see TMK singing “cards to your chest” along with UDPN, while TFH is singing “left you alone”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Reese's Mallow Top and Chocolate Ornament walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[jakethefurry]

soda flood

[littleredhotsridinghood]

Can someone help my find that gif of that guy with a huge tub of cola, that he chucks a pack of mentos in. And he's sitting on a rolling chair in a kitchen, pressing the mouth of the bottle against the fridge but the explosion just fucking. THROWS him around and off the chair and absolutely decimates the kitchen?

I want to call it a "mentos breakdown", but can't find it anywhere.

[helioark]

the untold dangers of the coca-cola bog. the burning carbonated mists. the cherry quicksand. the sallow, shimmering pools of citrus oil running black into pits of vanilla sludge. the creaking of cinnamon. a single Mentos, and it's the end of the world

[digital-media-enthusiast]

[floridaboiler]

Oops

[doomsayersunited]

[goldieclaws]

Also also I can't stop thinking about that post that was like 'sometimes person 1 is a cola and person 2 is a mentos and I want to see what happens' and now I'm wondering if I should make a joke ship tag for Daniel and Miranda that references that lmao

[frankenfran]

this isn't funny. my mom fought for the pepsi alliance in the cola wars and she died from an improvised mentos and diet coke bomb during the 23 day siege from the dr pepper militia. she was 100 pepsi points away from redeeming the canvas duffle bag from the pepsi stuff catalogue. i inherited her points and all i could get was the soft CD case. some of us actually have real problems