#men that look like their moms >>>>>>>>>>
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#always thought Gloria would be a nice name for Bruno’s mama#jjba part 5#golden wind#vento aureo#bruno bucciarati#men that look like their moms >>>>>>>>>>#purple haze feedback#jojo no kimyou na bouken#giogio’s homosexual adventures in italy
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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#art#drawing#artwork#fanart#christ#hhhhh#eddswolrd#eddsworld tord#eddsworld#eddsworld tord fanart#eddsworld fanart#eddsworld tom fanart#eddsworld tom#ew tom#ew tord#EW#ew (as in not eddsworld just ew)#what do i even tag this with?#hallo jeg er norsk og det er Tord også. men jeg skal banke han i kaldt blod og squatte på sjelen hans#i love tord.#m#the way i drew tom looks like a mix between my sister boyfriend and and one of my moms best girl friends (help)#AronBerg art
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And guilty I may be But don't give up on me In the wake of the Odyssey We will still be thick as thieves You and me, still thick as thieves
#desperate creatures#lyrics pulled from one of the many songs I associate with them via my four hour+ playlist. shinedown my beloved#also as usual I used this art as a reward for getting actual Responsibilities™ done#“spent an hour on Important Owed Art! time for some gay old men :)”#showed my mom and she doesn't know a thing about this show other than what I've splurged about... but she wants it on a shirt LOL#actually I'd really like some kind of print with it too. with the gold foil parts all shiny or holographic somehow? might look into it#good omens#good omens fanart#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#david tennant#ineffable spouses#michael sheen#screentone#angel wings#winged humanoid#feathered wings#PS I used a chain brush for aziraphale's robes#like heaven's bonds he's currently latched to
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him,,,,,,,
#haiii first post#john marston#rdr2#rdr#rdr2 fanart#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#my mom said the top right one looks like tom cruise...#i haven't drawn wolves or horses or shabby men in years#my art#digital art#illustration
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fortiche studios please make her a canon dyke please and thank u
Men DNI
#seeing her shipped with men disgusts me on another level#sorry not sorry this is a DYKE#first. eughhhh#saw her w s*lco#ew#and then someone was talking sbout viktor#EUWGH#get those scrawny rats away from her#the straights have mels mom#sevika is for the girls#‘but it’s harmless!! let people have fun!!’#no❤️#I am mentally unwell about this woman!! it DOES harm me seeing her w a man 👎#im gonna manifest#🕯🕯🕯🕯👩❤️💋👩Lesbian Sevika👩❤️💋👩🕯🕯🕯🕯#and before any whiny bitches get defensive#no i do not see her as a lesbian because she’s muscular#i see her as a lesbian because i really really love her and i like to self project onto my fav characters#sorry to rant but christ ik someone out there feels the same 😭#sevika#arcane#I need shimmer sev so bad omfg like#just look at her#meowwwwwwwww#meowmeowmeow
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I love girls who’re comfortable being feminine in male dominated stem fields. Such is the case for chemistry but it will not stop me from going to lab in a pink fit if that’s what I want
#My mom set this example for me as an engineer who never shied away from looking like a model every time she went to work#It’s gonna be professional obvi and I’m not the type to always be going in pink#I feel like I’m more on the fence w how I present myself where it depends on the day#But I’m not self conscious ab being in a male dominated space in like a skirt or a dress like I#Deserve to be here and I’m equally as passionate if not MORE passionate ab research than u. Sorry#And yeah you’d think misogyny is tired by now but I have seen men get condescending to women who present themselves this way#Literally explode
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old man yaoi
#some ACTUAL old man yaoi bc theyre in their 40s bare minimum#more likely 50s/60s in spy's case. hm. maybe i should practice drawing old men more now that i look at this maybe LOL. whatevs#spy had his balaclava on w/ scouts mom so should he for engie? probably. i like drawing his face though so pretend theres a good explanation#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#engiespy#practical espionage#napoleon complex#lotsa names for em#doodles
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You know, these past two episodes I was thinking to myself, Su Yin is almost perfect in every way, simply the ideal devoted, protective, loyal, dedicated sworn brother, call him Da-ge indeed!!!, but my one piece of constructive criticism is that he needs to learn how to give real hugs - he does a lot of manful shoulder clasping, but Xiaobao is a shivering chihuahua desperately in need of cuddles and body heat, you gotta HUG THAT BOY - but now I see that Su Yin's hugs are simply reserved for his horrible little gremlin of an imperial cousinwife.
#myatb#myatb spoilers#meet you at the blossom#lol jinbao zhaocai and su yin are all canonically part of xiaobao's nuclear family...#and all of them get horrible boyfs of their very own!#no sibling rivalry needed! husband destroyers for all#(zhaocai i'm manifesting this for you offscreen dw you're still included)#shaoyu thinks he's in a palace drama and xiaobao is the lowly concubine he can trample all over to his indomitable empress#baby you're not empress yet. wait for emperor your cousin to marry you first... or i guess to become emperor yourself if that ever happens#anyway i am making a micro post instead of trying to capture all the things i've been loving about these episodes#but i REALLY REALLY LOVE THIS SHOW!!!#i hate when the episodes end! give me more right now!!!#jinbao is number one at serving!!! of course random men would immediately want to possess him - he gets it!!!!#and ep7 but xiaobao is obvi very preoccupied by his whump but relieved madam jin at least is still thinking of her daughter as family#and i appreciate that su yin despite being so obvi in love w/ xiaobao isn't actually interested in forcing him to not feel what he feels#for huaien. he just wants him to be well. will he be angry when xiaobao hops right back into this guy's arms in a few weeks? idk!#but for right now it's nice to see him nonjudgmentally assuring him he doesn't have to magically stop feeling things for this guy#oh and xiaobao like 'i will be good from now on. i will just sit depressed in my room.' OWWIE#and practicing looking cheerful for his mom and dad in the mirror. OWWIE OWWIE!!!#dear diary
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talking with my ma one time about how hugh jackman is the hottest one in the xmen movies and she was like “no its michael fassbender” and i was like “how could you think that” and she was like “because your dad looks just like him” and idk why but ive never fully recovered.
#like did my mom marry my dad just becus he looks like michael fassbender????#michael fassbender#hugh jackman#x men movies#x men#x men first class#wolverine#magneto
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has the huggable twee irritation always been a Thing or did it evolve in response to like, "you're not ugly. i'd fuck you" type comments? like in your personal experience
god, I'm not well spoken enough to describe it exactly the way it Registers In My Brain... but like. It's not the "you're not ugly, I'd fuck you" genre, and that type of comment is so easy to immediately dismiss because it always comes from a certain type of man, and it's like yeah yeah, I could throw a sandwich and you'd fuck it before it hit the floor. But also, that one's so specific, it's a bottom-of-the-barrel "compliment" that dudes will give when a woman has actively said something about feeling like she's unattractive.
The HUGGABLE THING. The oooh squishy marshmallow somft huggable mom shaped 🥺🥰 She looks like she gives GREAT HUGS. Those comments are UNPROMPTED. I'm immediately like. Every keyword you say, I kill another hostage. I will blow up this whole building and everyone in it. Because it is SO FUCKING WEIRD. And I have heard it one million times. And I see it on every drawing of a character who's even remotely plus sized. These comments would not fly for a thinner person, they'd be rightfully received as weird. People aren't gonna comment on a picture of Ariana Grande going omg she's sooo huggable mom friend shaped. WHAT. Simultaneously are desexualized and sanitized to a weird degree in that uwu language way, WHILE also being creepy. Like, why are you describing what you think I'd feel like if you hugged me? Like the only positive thing you can think of to say is that I look like I have some give. As strangers. I'm not going to hug you, I think you're a creep and I think you're giving yourself a big pat on the back for complimenting a fat person. What are we doing I'm arguing at the air. Where am I And you're just supposed to go oh thank you that's so nice, because as a fat person, you gotta take whatever compliment you get, even if it is actually not a compliment. And that's the thing, there are SO MANY ACTUAL COMPLIMENTS TO PICK FROM. But people settle on huggable and somft. Was this person pretty? Were they hot? You could say gorgeous? Handsome, beautiful? Elegant? Stunning? Sharp? Sexy? Stylish? Are you trying to say that you're attracted to this person's body? Are we being horny? Do you think they just look nice in general? Can't we think of anything else to say? Or are we just gonna sit here and say they fuckin look like Santa Claus. Huggable like a pillow. Girl what the fuck
#every time I see or hear it my eyes roll so far back in my head that I can look at my thoughts#I accepted about a thousand of these compliments as haha thank you before I gave up on pretending I think it's a compliment at all#people say this shit ALL THE TIME and I KNOWWWWWWWWWW I'm not the only bitch who hates it.#I hear this from others too. I'm not completely insane right here#or maybe I am. FUCK AUGH#can someone explain it BETTER AND LESS LENGTHY#sergle answers#People don't say any of the outdated plus sized compliments anymore either. you only hear them from old men#Like I would rather be called full figured or curvaceous or a whole lotta woman before I get called MOM FRIEND SHAPED???????????????#what's that post.I'm going to kill myself in front of you and forever change the trajectory of your life#It would be different to be described as soft by like a partner. combined with compliment-compliments. like yeah you OBVIOUSLY know#what I feel like
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sorry Taurus looks like that, I can't draw muscled men
#Help why does libra look like the#Christian mom™#I am obsessed with how I draw libra's eye tho#Like#it can be her sign and still look like an eye!#Not really happy with how I design taurus but unfortunately#I cannot draw muscular men#Gemini is 100% the tallest astral#When fused of course#sun and moon show#sams#tsams#tsams lunar#laes pollux#laes astral body#laes castor#laes gemini#laes lunar#laes#the lunar and earth show#lunar and earth show#lunar#lunar eclipse#castor x lunar#gemini x lunar#lunar x castor#lunar x gemini#pollux x lunar#lunar x pollux#lumini
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Do other coaches just look at the SS team and wish their own teams act like that or are they too busy seething over the fact that they could have won the game if it weren’t for those “meddling strikas”?
#like their team usually look like they’re about to punch each other while the SS bros are being well behaved#Pog these are whole ahh grown men- anyways do y’all think Coach praises them and the other coaches seethe#going like ‘yeah your youngest won the best player award but did any of your players do 4000 push ups in one hour? don’t think so’#Cosch definitely has a collection of Number One Coach mugs from each player and y’all can’t fight me on it cuz ITS CANON-its not BUT LIKE-#it definitely started as a gag gift from one of them coming back from a trip and it just spiraled to the others following suit#anyways Coach being a tired soccer mom is such a canon take I love it and I forgot who said it first I’m so sorry#Supa strikas#supablr#ngl now that I read this Tis is such a mid take lol Anwyays hope y’all have fun reading all this#since we don’t have a fandom discord yet I think
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If Kuboyasu was a butch lesbian and Kaido was a trans guy then their characters and friendship would've been 300% more interesting tbh. A beautiful alternate world where Asou was 40% more goated.
#nopsi nonsense#I just think the gender flavor would be so interesting and then you have Kuboyasu wondering whether she has to perform traditional#femininity to pass as a normie instead of a gangster & try to parallel Teruhashi for a bit before realizing it's not her thing#Going back to her butch roots & deciding to be true to herself#Meanwhile Kaido is using fantasy to cope with gender feelings and actually kinda learns to be a man through Kuboyasu#And gets the courage to stand up to his mom and say his truth and she gets him on hrt#But then has to face the struggle of applying T when he's kind of a weenie & Kuboyasu helping him bc he's like her little bro & best friend#hsfjdlshfks Kuboyasu escorting Kaido to the men's bathroom and standing outside his stall at anyone who looks sideways at them#I know you could hc this but I actually like using canon for most things so au nopsi can have fun with that instead#Butch Kuboyasu
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one of these days I'm gonna completely lose it and write about how blue lock's shounen genre misogyny (which isn't to say that it gets a pass because the shounen genre is known for being misogynistic. blue lock is worse than average in this regard. blue lock's very premise is built on misogyny in a way I don't think has been analyzed enough even by people who are aware of the real-world women's football it totally disregards) and accompanying shounen genre-typical totalizing ideal of masculinity result in giving the different play positions the characters have notable gendered connotations, mostly by accident
#bolo liveblogs#blue lock#tl;dr if you create a single-gender space that is centered around becoming the Best Adult you can be#(with the implicit assumption that this requires being the best adult of *that gender* that you can be specifically)#(growing up into the appropriate gendered role)#with a very specific path set out as the correct way to do that (being a striker)#...what does it mean to not be a striker? are non-strikers failed men? what does it mean to be an ''incorrect'' man?#it creates a weird pseudo-binary (trinary?) within the one-gender space of blue lock through sheer power of misogyny#it's kind of fascinating. I told my mom all of this after we watched epinagi and she looked at me like I was crazy
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Begging you to draw Ali and Nahri
Me @ my own hands
I HAVE DRAWN THEM SO MANY TIMES BUT I AM NEVER HAPPY WITH HOW THEY TURN OUTTTT T.T
#eernask#eernanon#eernask talk daevabad#ina said she will read daevabad if i make fanart for it so i am training like a madwoman#actually i like my nahri i think she's good. but ali??? i do NOT know what that man looks like#which is funny bc he is described in detail. i am just really bad at drawing hot men.#i draw his sister and mom and i'm like YESSS THAT'S IT and then i draw him (who is a male version of them) adn I am STUCK
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