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This might be something I’ll regret posting on to the endless space that is the interwebs, but….society convincing men that moaning isn’t acceptable or manly enough or that women don’t find it attractive is one of the worst lies.
That’s my Ted talk. Yes I am on the green devils lettuce.
#fanfiction#fandom#genshin impact#stranger things#birdy tweets#pansexual#astarion x reader#fanfic writing#homelander x reader#poly!lost boys x reader#is this whats supposed to happen on your fourth mental break down#men please
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi





update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome



quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~





also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me#the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#fanart#i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck#by some affliction legitimately#please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help#i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man
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"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.
#can we start treating men like people please#and can we stop treating trans men as ''safe men''#im begging.#barking
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

#we live in the worst timeline#transformers#bee talks#please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE#watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite#it’ll be like a watered down bayverse#just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about#i can see it now#AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!
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happy men's day everyoneeeee
#international men's day#trans#transmasc#packing#please look upon my recent break through re packing#(as someone who's refused to pack for like a decade)#following my breakthroughs re men's fashion and how waistline & crotch space factor into that looking correct
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The protagonist of Legends ZA being Sycamore's kid is real TO ME
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#professor sycamore#augustine sycamore#pokemon legends za protagonist#<<< PLEASE GAMEFREAK WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES I WANT TO TAG THE PROTAGS PROPERLY#ZA protag 🤝 Arven Scarlet Violet (has attractive professor parents)#I like to think Sycamore and Protag have a great relationship. Protag is more interested in buildings than pokemon and he fully support the#Sycamore likes bad (criminal villain) boys- lets hope the bad taste in men isnt genetic#my art
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My. One. And. Only. Aspiration in life:
To have a man with an interesting voice read my post like I’m on to something.
#men please#shitpost#humor#raw thoughts#thoughtless thoughts#goals#men of tumblr#hear my plea#no thoughts head empty
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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

#and fictitious men too#girlblogging#cillian murphy#drew starkey#mads mikkelsen#hayden christensen#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#matthew gray gubler#alexander skarsgard#bill skarsgård#tommy shelby x reader#rafe cameron x reader#andrew lincoln#sabrina carpenter#please please please#barry keoghan#especially cillian murphy#cillian murphy x reader#tywin lannister
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me and the logan hoes 😭
#logan howlett#wolverine#the wolverine#x men wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine my beloved#x men#james logan howlett#hugh jackman#me and the girls#i am soft for him and i want to protect him#i also want to fck him 🙏🥺#just one chance please#logan x reader#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader
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I think having a pretty girl to pry open my legs and hold a vibe against my clit until my mind pretty much melts out my pussy would be nice..... just saying
#please....#I'll beg if you need me toooo#wlw nsft#nsft wlw#lesbian nsft#nsft lesbian#sapphic nsft#nsft sapphic#wlw mommy#mommy k!nk#sapphic ns/fw#wlw ns/fw#lesbian ns/fw#lesbian#wlw#sapphic#wlw bd/sm#sapphic bd/sm#lesbian bd/sm#lgbt nsft#butch bait#lesbians nsft#lgbt ns/fw#MEN AND MINORS DNI#@/cafekitsune for divider#cherryluvss talks#men dni
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
#i've been listening to icarus by bastille#and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man#and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope#anyway my line now#also probably phrased this poorly but its ok#im allowed to be incomprehensible#as a treat#and then fuckin#from we sink by of monsters and men#the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway#shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night#q
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Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!
#it happened again#another pair of neil gaiman's gay men have stolen my heart#this happens too frequently for my liking#no but edwin and charles MY GOD#their relationship is so insanely beautiful#please watch dead boy detectives if you haven't yet I NEED it to be renewed!!#also you're allowed to hit me cos I worked on this instead of working on my final#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives fanart#edwin and charles#painland#chedwin#DBD#my art#fanart#digital art#ghosts#my fanart#illustration
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I just like having them relax
They deserve it
#kurt wagner#nightwolves#logurt#logan howlett#wolverine#x men#please marvel just let them rest#my art
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in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀
#my art#deadpool & wolverine#this is the dumbest thing but its so funny to me#who am i.. 24601.....#is this a safe space#i have watched almost every movie hugh jackman is in....#my 2023 letterboxd is crazy 💀#but i watched les mis for the first time in like 2014 so yea#i just think he needs to be in More movies. but Good movies. a lot of them were meh#if youre reading this please watch someone like you its so funny and he looks so fine RAAAHHH#i need him in more romcoms or playing the villain idc idc#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#wolverine#deadpool#marvel#x men#logan howlett#wade wilson#mcu#x-men#deadpool and wolverine#jean valjean#les miserables#artists on tumblr#ghostlydoodles
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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