#memorised

[taliaslutiolo]

why do i care so much??🥺🥺👉👈 did i say a fucking thing🤓👆why do i care so much😕🙏you just went on a fucking three minute tangent about how much you care👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈 i was actually trying to interrupt you guys to say🧎🏻‍♀️🙏 this is a fucking hypothetical question🥶🥶🤞 tomorrow we’ll wake up there still be waffles, there still be pancakes, there still be french toast😣💋 and i care too much⁉️ i couldnt give a fuck less😈😈🎀 matt can wake up and eat all three tomorrow😩😩🥰🥰what are you saying i care too much🌝🌝 im literally waiting for you to STOP 🛑✋

sorry it took my like 5 minutes to type out so i feel like i have to post it or i wasted my time

[bobo-tucci]

[kublakola]

no one plays weird little guys with the same commitment and verve as Brian Kevin Murphy. kugrash doesn't just go to the park to find some pigeons, he raises his 'little rat arms' and summons them en masse to kingston's gorgeous, pristine apartment. riz doesn't just hide behind a car, he rolls into a ball, hides in fabian's backpack, promptly throws up out of excitement, gets lobbed across the parking lot, and then bites gorgug's shirt in half to make himself a toga, because gorgug's big and he's so small, and so covered in his own vomit. murph just gets it. shoutout krudbert. shoutout gerard prince of greenleigh.

[oocmadagascar]

What the hell is this

[lotrmusical]

poll time. yes this is just a ploy to get people to recommend me poems

if yes, let me know which poems/recite some for me in the tags!

[ministarfruit]

stardew valley marriage candidates

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym and Dorian Storm from Critical Role. They're stood side by side, in mirrored poses. They both are facing three quarters away from each other with a hand on their hips, looking back at each other with smiles. They're both wearing their level 13 outfits, Orym in Zephyr armour with blue vines growing across it and his sending stone tied to his belt. Dorian is wearing a sheer shirt that's very open in the front, a blue half cape with a sunset coloured lining, gold pauldrons on one side, and dark blue trousers. End description.]

Orym's longer hair and Dorian's tits-out sheer shirt are so fucking fantastic <3

[reichurine]

more body swap au ideas, pt2

pt1 of said au

[s0fter-sin]

everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

[massivepedipalps]

Super scraggly thing before I study

[thatsonehellofahabit]

Tommy is unironically such a badass.

[superpikefish]

shambles

[lilyimmsim]

the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly

[silent-wolf]

sometimes i forget the batkids are just a bunch of theatre kids which makes it funnier when u remember that gotham's entire justice system is run by a bunch of costumed role players

edit: wtf i didnt expect this to gain sm traction, but check out this post. pls dont let it flop

[deserthusbands]

cody, murmuring, half asleep: cyare, do you think you could read to me?

obi-wan: of course, cody. is there anything you’d like me to read?

cody: manual,

obi-wan: your manual?

cody:

obiwan:

obi-wan: again?

cody: mhm.

obi-wan, sighing softly: very well.. for you.

[nova-rpv]

YALL GUESS WHAT I FOUND TODAY

the creature of all time, @galaxylover06's boy himself, death leech shado!!! and also baby shado but yk :3

dont forget ur daily clicks!!