#melted pipes

[idiotsandwich777]

This morning I had, quite possibly, the craziest dream anyone has ever had. It was even weirder than that time I dreamt I was Igor.

Me, my family (not just my immediate family, I'm talking grandmas and uncles and aunts included), some kid named Chino with glitter in his hair (who is not a real person I know by the way, no idea how my brain came up with him) and our thousands of sentient pets moved to a nice, big house in Japan (why Japan? Your guess is as good as mine.)

After being gifted with lots of shoes, I went outside only to discover that anthropomorphic panther-people were living in the woods (they never appear again, by the way) and there was a dead body by the basement door. The cadaver obviously freaked me out, but for some reason I didn't tell anyone.

Sunset came and I was admiring the view of the ocean outside our giant window. I took my mom's phone outside to take a picture when I found the dead guy again, but this time it was missing an arm (our own dogs had torn it off, apparently). Now I decided it was the time for action and informed everyone of the literal corpse on our property. My dad searched for cardboard boxes to put the corpse (he couldn't find any large enough, which was frustrating) while my 7 year old sister was sent to study the corpse and take notes on it!

Meanwhile, one of our many sentient cats decided to infiltrate a local tribe of feral cats by marrying the chief's daughter in order to get more information on the identity of the corpse (while the animals were sapient, keep in mind that we humans could not talk to them.) The cat returned months later (the corpse was still just laying on our yard, by the way) with a mysterious name written inside (which was probably the corpses' real name).

The name led to us to a pet-themed website which itself led us to an elderly farmer who lived literally next door to us, who as it turns out was the corpses' best friend (well, when he was alive). Further revelations included that the corpse was murdered by the mafia, and that our house previously belonged to criminals.

We gave the old farmer a phone call and he was weirdly angry at us for invading his privacy. Using our helicopter/UFO and advanced radar technology (despite the fact we only had $13 to our name) we made it to his farm... only to realize he wasn't home. We then went back to our own house to find him waiting for us in a futuristic van. We then loaded the corpse into his van and drove in a circle right back to our own house. Dad then drove our car in donuts over the lawn to "melt all the pipes in the basement" before I woke up.

[squishsquishy]

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Gay MLM Stimboard

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[onion-makes-stimboards]

may i have a penraser stimboard, please?

!!Eraser X Pen Stimboard!!

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[strawberry-s0ap]

happy lesbian visibility week!

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[pokesanriostims]

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Nonbinary Chococat

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[gmanmedias]

I LOVE IT THAT YOU'RE SO CREEPY!

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Streber (Spooky Month) for anon!

[mistermeowwwww]

rainbow stimboard for part 1 of my pride flag stims challenge :3

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[starriesse]

♡ | KOKOA YOSHIZAKI STIMBOARD

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[sunshinestim]

Hi! Here is an alloaro stimboard I've made! ^-^

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[sailingwithstarrzy]

An Ace stimboard!

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[mic-check-stims]

Fuck it happy June 5th to the character who singlehandedly turned me aro

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[nightmare8-420]

megkdhwf chatttt my fucking juul finally kicked the bucket :(

and i dont have any dispos, and its like 3 am so i can’t just go and get smth else

so im stuck with this other thing that idk if itll work but im praying it does!

[marionettestim]

25 Days of Stimmas: Naughty VS Nice

Yandere x Darling stimboard

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Lucy

for @wonder-never-wander

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[mrmeltingpoint]

Just "friends" talking about who knows

theyre TOTALLY just friends guys they walk together and hold hands and kiss cuz theyre HOMIES

[pokesanriostims]

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Genderqueer Venomoth

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