#meh don't care

[abrahamh-apologist]

A lil' Georgie and Abraham H doodle‼️

[katyakurae]

"Make me your king."

For an instant, in Hell, in the absolute cacophony, there is nothing but silence.

"What?"

Alastor takes a deep breath. This is the last bet he can make to guarantee no longer status and power, but only his safety and survival, so... it's all or nothing.

"Make me your king or drive that spear through my heart and kill me for good. I will accept no other resolution."

[...]

"So be it."

A bloodstained black hand —the same one that he broke during the fight, the pinkie still not fully regenerated and dangling, courtesy of the pulverized bones— reaches out in his direction and Alastor raises his eyebrows in silent question. Lucifer doesn't answer. Not with words. So Alastor, without making the slightest pretense of getting up from the ground (he can't, anyway) raises his arm grumpily and rests his own palm, his knuckles stained with golden blood, on Lucifer's hand.

He is a knight in shiny armor, though he neither wears armor nor glitters. Lucifer withdraws the spear when at last he bends to kiss his knuckles before each and every gaze present. And, with the touch of his lips, under Alastor's gasping breath, a ring twin to the one Lucifer wears, golden too, but irregularly shaped, with black veins crossing it, unique, alive, materializes around one of his fingers.

(From The Deal, chapter 16)

[arttsuka]

Draw teen ford holding a bowl of yellow peanut m&ms (you'll get the reference)

M&Ms...

That 'd' in the 'and' is a bit too far away for reasons I can't explain...

[benevolenterrancy]

Book Rec? please i'm on my knees here...

Folks, I've had about two months of reading profoundly mediocre books and I'm getting a bit desperate for something good

Anyone have a good fantasy/scifi rec, something that's ideally fairly quick-paced? y'know, something exciting or funny or that will just make me care about the characters in some way? anything??? doesn't need to be high literature just enjoyable

these February doldrums are killing me istg...

[orsanedraws]

I was so smart to make Guinn one-eyed. Now i dont have to draw the other one.

[heretherebedork]

This is my gay wrongs baby and I don't care. I do care that the show didn't let him commit his gay wrongs and live in peace. Come on! What's the point of gay rights if we don't also support the gay wrongs?

I am booing in a corner.

[fduck0]

Late happy birthday to the sillies

[juniper-clan]

A happy Fourth to those of you who may celebrate it! Have a safe and fun day.

[claymton]

if u enjoy broken and unstable men, you would LOVE bojack horseman

I feel very disconnected from him. I probably like Beatrice more than I like him

[starlitangels]

Redacted Boi Social Media Headcanons

Vincent only really uses Instagram, but is required by the Department to have it private because his human name is legally missing-presumed-dead and his face has a risk of being recognized if someone from his human life stumbled upon his Instagram. That said, he doesn't really screen people who request to follow him

Darlin' and Sam don't use any social medias. Darlin' has a Facebook from teenage years, but they deactivated it. But not fully deleted, so they can still be tagged in all the group photos posted to the pack page. In high school, Darlin' was the person who got a lot of unsolicited DMs because they were hot but they hate attention so they blocked everyone but their pack and deactivated. Darlin' reluctantly keeps their Discord for the pack server

David hates social media. He maintains the pack's private Facebook group and Discord server (though the latter is really more Asher's job, David's just in charge) but will not touch anything else. David's favorite social media is YouTube because he can lookup tutorials for anything and not have to ask anyone for help

Milo's a borderline Instagram influencer. He's got a gazillion followers (who all think he's hot, and he is). His Instagram is directly linked to his Facebook, so every picture and caption he puts on IG gets automatically posted to FB too

Marie comments only on Milo's Facebook (she has and kinda uses IG, but doesn't comment). She's the one that will leave the heartfelt comments with "Call me" at the end. She knows that's a meme among younger people that their older relatives leave "what a beautiful couple. Call me" comments, but she does it anyway. And guess what? She does it because it works. Milo👏 is👏a👏Mama's👏Boy👏 and he will call her when she leaves those comments

Asher doesn't use social media much, but is perpetually on Discord. He mods the pack's server, and like 6 others just for fun. He does post lots of pictures of Babe and selfies of the two of them together on the pack's Facebook though

Damien used to get into arguments on Twitter with randos. Huxley thinks it's funny to pull them up from when Damien was a teenager

Huxley was never much into most social medias but I like to think he'd be like that one TikTok dude who pops up on my Tumblr dash occasionally who explains how to do calisthenics and other workout stuff in a really simple, easy, modified way for people who are just getting started. People started following him because he's hot, and then realized he's actually like the nicest dude and doesn't know he's popular

Lasko's a Tumblr boy. I'm not taking constructive criticism on this

Gavin refuses to get an Instagram because he knows he'd get too addicted to it. He knows he's ridiculously good-looking and would amass a following supernaturally fast, and that's why he won't. But he has his old Facebook from when it first started to be popular. He got rid of all his old friends list and now just has Freelancer, Huxley, Lasko, Damien, and a handful of d(a)emon friends who also have Facebooks like Crux

Avior doesn't have any social media at all

Neither does Caelum and Gavin and Freelancer have decided not to expose him to the negativity of the internet

Vega refuses

Cam keeps a few things for professional purposes, but doesn't use them much

Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is a Tumblrina. Guy is

Aaron's favorite is LinkedIn. This is a joke.

Elliott uses Pinterest a lot for aesthetic inspiration for dreams. He doesn't use much else

Blake is on like every social media all the time. Mostly for CloseKnit. But he also stalked Bestie from afar for a long time

James had to get rid of all of his when his job started getting more secretive and he had to have limited contact with the rest of the world

Morgan doesn't have any social media just as a way to keep himself and his magic safe. The Department protections didn't require it, but he thought it was for the best

Porter totally isn't jealous that Vincent has a higher IG follower count than him and his account isn't even private. He's always trailing like 20 behind

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok and Janeway get hit with sex pollen during an away mission together but their will power prevails and they don't fuck so the whole way back to the ship (where the Doctor can cure them) they're sweating and panting and gripping whatever they can, so horny they're going insane and then they have to wait in the shuttle for the Doc to come to them (because they don't want to risk anything by leaving) and the small space seems so much smaller and the air is heavy with sweat and arousal and every bit of friction, every sound, every point of contact is maddening and just as it seems impossible to hold out any longer the Doctor comes in and hyposprays them chaste again

[fireworkss-exe]

I don't care much (lmao) for eddie redmayne's emcee, he gives creepy clown, but I don't HATE him as the emcee either. he's not terrible. Im just not fond of his interpretation when we have scary mime joel grey, slutty and sinister alan cumming, and elegant mason alexander park to compare him to

[arttsuka]

(augustus playing the piano with his tongue while octavius sings along, off key)

jed: "the heck you two doin'?"

octavius: "just having some quality father and son bonding time"

He'd have a small electric piano because realistically why would a real, big piano be in a museum (although I haven't been in the British museum in years so it may have one? Anyway..)

[orokin-grub]

Mom, drop the cellphone.

[monsieuroverlord]

Hellverine #5 1:25 David Yardin Variant

[zasmn]

Jack Frost hates the Leprechaun like Bunny hates the Groundhog and none of the other guardians get why. To them, he's a charming enough fellow who brings rainbows and the possibility of gold.

Every year, no matter where he goes or what he does, the Leprechaun will run up and pinch Jack before disappearing as if he wasn't even there leaving only a welt behind to mark his appearance. Jacks tried going to the most abandoned parts of Antarctica, encasing himself in ice, disguising himself amongst a crowd, flying as high as possible, but nothing stops the Leprechaun. The first time he appeared, Jack was happy, maybe he'd be a new friend? But after countless pinch attacks all he feels for the little man is animosity.

Jack just never wears green, but by now even if he did, the Leprechaun would probably still try to pinch him because he's been the most difficult and fun prey in the past. Tooth is mostly green and gets a pass. Santa always has some green because of his holiday. Bunny had his green coat and now has green gems on his clothes and green on the eggs he wears. Sandy is so far from being born a creature of earth/Ireland the Leprechaun would not be able to see him if he tried, but also Sandy enjoys celebrating all the holidays so every year he makes himself a sand shamrock to wear, it may not be green but it would be close enough to count if his space heritage didn't already protect him.

Based on the superstition that you must wear green on St Patrick's Day or you'll get pinched by a leprechaun (friends and family) but if you wear green you'll be invisible to the Leprechaun and thus safe from pinching. Where I live people also say if you have no Irish ancestry then you don't have to wear green to be safe from the pinches